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Hmmmn.

She looks quite neat for someone sleeping out on the streets.
She has a phone in her hands.
Where are her parents, siblings, friends? None of them could accommodate her or even offer her balcony for her to squat?

Sorry, I ain't buying this story. Yoruba's are very accommodating people. They accommodate strangers, can even let you sleep/squat on their balcony so long as you go find your daily bread in the mornings and return in the evening. Go check TBS, isale eko etc.

If my man knocks up another girl, I would prefer to hear it FIRST from him. That's the only way I can ever forgive him and we'd arrive at any solution.

OP, it's hard but you've got to tell your wife.

Lexusgs430:
He might have to use what he has to get what he wants. Been Gay is allowed in America.
If he becomes a practicing GAY, offers would flow. But his ass has to be on offer!!!
NB: it is called, putting been single and handsome to perfect use!!!!

Lmao

Positive testimonies. God is still God.

*smiles*

Thank God for his grace @ OP.

Hope efforts have been made to notify the right emergency service provider?

nairacountry:
Bro mikedean mean o . Government no go chop

Corporate Tax returns is accessed on the annual profit of the company not on income. And it is 30% on profit ( WHT can be used to reduce the annual tax liability though). Coy will also need to pay 2.5% of its profit as Education Tax.

Thanks jare.

5% is for VAT.

Welldone sir . We're dying to see the pictures

Mikeadedi2:
@askari01 I paid my tax for d duration of 3 years at a strenght,# 7,500 for each year. I contacted a tax officer who did that for me.

7,500 ngn each year and your salary is 200K per month?

Hmmmmn.

Tax is supposed to be 5% of your annual income. 7,500 ngn per annum tax means your income each year is less than 150,000 ngn

I stand to be corrected.

Hmmmn

So, she's a repeat beggar

Different Facebook ids

Different stories

Bye!

Gboliwe, why don't you tell us her/his main handle? For future reference.

Newmum0615:
All the funds in the other savings came from our salaries. We don't have any other sources of income apart from our monthly salary. We have had all these savings for a long time. Over one year. If we had started consolidating all of them into our salary account, wouldn't they have also said it was money lodgment? That is why we submitted statements of other accts so that they will see where the money goes to. I really don't understand how these guys think.

I agree with your last sentence : none of us here can tell exactly what the ECO's want or look out for sometimes.
Do you have appeal rights? If yes, maybe you should appeal or ask for review and add a cover letter explaining every account/ money inflow in detail

Newmum0615:
If that is the case, then I don't think it is right for them to ask if I have other sources of savings and investments. Cos I don't know how they expect me to leave all my savings in a salary account. I am banker. We usually do not do that. I stand to be corrected.

Point is: Your salary account which is the EASIEST to verify it's source had VERY LITTLE funds.

The difference between the funds in your salary account ( which is easy to trace) and your other accounts (with little or no source) is alarmingly high.

If you had a landed property, other personal businesses and added that as other source of income, it would have been better as there would be rent receipts, business registration docs, receipts etc to back that up.

Newmum, too many accounts submitted between you and hubby,Imo. I think the ECO concentrate on salary account which is EASY to be verified/ trace source of funds.

90,000 ngn as closing balance on salary account ain't good enough.

Adesiji77:
Not all businesses require the SCUML certificate i.e. "EFCC Clearance certificate". The following businesses are required to obtain it;

1 Dealers in jewellery and luxury goods
2 Dealers in mechanised farming equipment and machinery
3 Tax consultants
4 Trust and company secretarial service providers
5 Dealers and miners of precious stones and metals
6 Supermarkets
7 Practitioners of mechanised farming
8 Real estate agents
9 Estate Surveyors and Valuers
10 Non-Governmental Organizations (NGOs)
11 Clearing and settlement companies
12 Lawyers, notaries, other independent legal practitioners
13 Chartered accountants
14 Hotels and hospitality businesses
15 Pool betting, casino and lottery businesses
16 Importers and dealers in cars and vehicles
17 Religious and charitable organisations
18 Audit firms
19 Consultants and consulting companies
20 Construction companies

So which other business does not require it?

femmykenny:
You don't need all the item above for business registration.
What you need are.


CAC Document

Tin no

Means of identification

10,000 ( depending on the bank)

Evidence of Office address ( nepa/utility bill )

2 guarantor ( corporate account holder )

You do need scuml ie EFCC Clearance certificate.

OP, On Point !!!

@Keepingmum, Lmao.

Just saw her "Is a previlag" picture. you go fear sagging and pouting.

Might be spiritual pregnancy, not visible to mere mortals

@Gboliwe, let us know when you get the mail. No fuel to go on a wild goose chase.

armyofone:
Na wah, see igbadun na sun go drive person commot for Nigeria...come o, you sure say no be you i see for Ocean front near Trump tower with full lace wig and blue bikini

I wish.

shuli:
Please where can I get prepaid envelope? Or is it possible to get from German Embassy? I went to one of the DHL outlets and was told it is not possible.

I just called my cousin to ask him. There's a FedEx office at US consulate car park. Us consulate is down the road from German consulate. You go there and get it. 750 ngn

ekwe1:
@ifyalways.... PLs I need your assistance. Can you mail me via humphreyolugbue@gmail.com it's really urgent. Thanks.

My contact is on the thread. You are the one that has something urgent to discuss with me yet you want me to send you a mail.

Wait well. . .

Godzchild:
[My dear,pls I am not a scammer.I am an expectant mum.kindly reachoutto verify me.i beg of u.don't spoil my only chance of surviving this period.pls u are a woman like myself.kindly send me ur mail letme forward all my doctors report,home address,id card contact number.u can even visit me.pls I know there are many scammers but I swear with the life in me that am not.its just circumstances I can't help.pls ifyalways I know u are one of the mods,kindly verify my claim.I only need help for this month to birth after which I go back struggling.quote author=ifyalways post=45293208]It's him again. The local, unrepentant, Calabar scammer. Now you've become a female and pregnant?

Cc Gboliwe
Dominique

I see. I'm sorry then if you are genuine. I'm not a mod sha.
All the best.

I never give up on family but in this case, it's time to apply tough love. Cut him off from money transactions, give him only what he's due you can afford.

As per documents, yes, I will send it to him, i'd advise you do same. You don't win evil by becoming evil, overcome him with love.

Have you ever sat down with him to talk? Ask him what he does with money, try to help him? He could be in done shyte and need help to get out of it.

It's him again. The local, unrepentant, Calabar scammer. Now you've become a female and pregnant?

Cc Gboliwe
Dominique

BellaElla:
Wow, this is astounding. So u mean Igbo ladies like myself that married out of our tribes are bad with dirty histories. Simply incredulous!!!! Your logic is embarrassingly flawed. I wonder where u have been to or how you grew up, your thought process is shockingly backward. If you have mingled at all or worked with big organizations you would know that one great factor that influences choice of life partner is location. It would be foolish of one to pass up on good men or women around them simply because they are from different tribes or because they do not want to be termed wayward. God! I feel retarded even typing this. I have heard lots of ludicrous statements but clap for yourself, this one takes the cake.

An apt reply.

koice:
Between OITNB and the more darker cousin Wentworth, which of em portrayed women's life in prison more accurately, your opinion?

Wentworth is more intense especially from season 2 but as per your question, I haven't lived in prison so I can't relate accurately biko

NRIPRIEST:
Ify nne,keduzi ebe itinyee isi? Anaro afuzi gi anya.

Odogwu!

Anokwa m kama na nld a dirozi enye joy ka before, plus obodo bu igwe, Efe adiro

midexz:
well, i guess u probably think i get some sort of dignity from posting that post here, well av tried nd like i zd am a full time undergraduate student in ilorin nd nt sumwere like lagos (if u get wat i mean).. The zd laptop is an acer one aspire.. 11" screen size, 2gb ram, 320gb hard disk and my phone is a nokia 206.. I ll be glad 2sel d laptop 2 raise d money at least it ll feel gud 2 knw i gt d money on my own.. Thanks for replying thou..

A "full" time undergraduate typed this trash? Is this place a chat room or you think you're on 2go?What is undergraduate student

I said post pictures of the said laptop, didn't ask for specifications and epistle.

Finally watched " Wentworth" 2 and 3, not bad.

Where have I been? See tori! Tiwa everywhere

O nke a melu last ?

I've missed NLD, my favorite amebo spot.

Reading. . .

EfemenaXY:
Ifyalways, bikonu bia.

Abeg help us verify the authenticity of this story.

Is @op male or female? And does the name given on here match the matriculation no. & departmental details?

Ahnie: hold off on helping. At least wait for ifyalways' confirmation.

Cc: Baby124, Bellong, your input pls.

P.s: Assuming this story is true, is there a way the tuition fees can be paid directly in "her" school account?

Babes, sun, heat, fuel scarcity want kill me and my bald head so I run comot small for Naija. I can't do much verification from where I am now but I'll try next week.

OP, where are u? Come answer Rehills question

Nigerians sha

@ Midexz,So you can't go out to work and earn the 10K? Post pictures of the so-called laptop here, if it's good/worth it, I will buy it or laptop plus your phone. Problem solved!

Sorry guys, would transfer something now.

PS: I think mrs Akinlani should enrol the kids in government schools. There are still good ones around.

God bless you guys @ Tehn.