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whew:
Thank you for replying.
I school at Federal Polytechnic Bida.
I need about #25,000 more for my school fees.
I can provide you with a copy of my admission letter via email or any other document you may require.
Thank you.

Email your admission letter to ifyalways at Gmail dot com

Amya, your buddy that night is a brother to an ambassador too?

Biko, where is that " garden" located? I need to start hanging out there asap.

Just PM me.

Reminds me of how Ngige won Anambra guber elections on the pages of Nairaland.

SAI GEJ

One wo/man, one vote for real life.
One man, 100 fake handles liking their posts by themselves, screaming till nld servers crash ---e life

pato231:
Not so,of late the UKBA hasn't sent anyone i know of an approval email and they all got the visa after getting that kind of message,don't give the dude heart attack abeg.

My dear this is an open forum and the poster i responded to sought a general opinion. I dropped mine, drop yours and we move on.

In a matter of time, the poster would know his/her fate.

LearnLife:
Hi guys
Pls i got this message this morning, pls oh what does it mean? im nervous af.
Also got the email that my passport is ready for collection at ikeja tp.
Pls respond, tnx

Dear xxxxxx

UK Visas & Immigration has now assessed your UK visa application and made a decision. Your documents and the decision will be sent back to the either the UK Visa Application Centre where you applied, where we will contact you by email over the next few days to collect them, or if you are using the courier return service, will be sent directly back to the address you provided.

Please note that Teleperformance does not know the outcome of the assessment and has played no role in the decision-making process.

Kind regards,

Teleperformance
UK Visa Application Centre

This email and any information transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error, please delete it from your system.

This is a post-only email address that is not monitored for replies. For questions and more information about visa application, scheduling for an appointment and all other queries please visit the Visa Enquiries section of the UK Visa Application Centre website.

Anyone got a similar message and got their visa?

Sounds like a denial.

protonpill:
Hello VicJustice,
I can see you are the man or is it woman sef
I wish to crave your indulgence as I have a few questions for you.
I am Nigerian, I work as a geoscientist and my job takes me worldwide.
I graduated with an MSc. from the UK some years ago and presently hold a UK business visa (expires in March, 2015) and a general visitor's visa which expires in a few days time.
I wish to apply for the general visitor's visa to visit a couple of friends/family and even more pressing - my girl friend who is an EU national but resident in the UK.
Is it really necessary for me to make this application now considering i'll be back in Nigeria or my next posting before the expiration of my business visa. Does the business visa even permit my casual travel??
How long is the waiting period now for a general visitor's visa even for regular visitor's with no history of overstaying?
Is there a fasttrack scheme?
In case of an application do I require letters of invitation from any of the possible friends and relatives I could be visiting?
Lastly, I am at the point of settling down and really don't have the faintest idea how my gf and I can get married especially in the UK, is there a chance of me doing this whilst there at some point. Do I need a specific visa for this and would I need to make that application now?
I wish to state that on my passport are valid USA visas and a Schengen visa.
I also wish to state that I am a regular traveller to the UK and I have always repected the terms and conditions of my visas.
Thanking you in anticipation of your response.

@Emboldened, Yes there is and you qualify for it. It's about 150 pounds or so. Visa is ready in 5 days.

Adminisher:
Jonathan will not go to Chibok. He admitted he was too scared to go on national tv. One thing distinguishing about Jonathan, he knows he has not gotten where he is now by personal ability so he never deceives himself even though he deceives other people in a strange way.

Why must he go to Chibok to seek for votes? Did Buhari go to Chibok?

OP claims he can't go to the North and my question was for him. Who or what would stop him from going there if he so wants?

A senator in this Nigeria gave out cars Etal as Xmass gift?

In this very country

As per topic, not my beeswax

Who will stop him if he decides to @ OP?

Life is too short to be spent on money mathematics ---- my motto.

I solve Lagos street maths to make money I go still come solve algebra on how to spend it? Not me!

I save, invest and spend. Fortunately, my oga has all the grace for family excel bullshit . School fees, utility bills, extended family, house care : we have a joint account that deals with that. Charity, personal stuff, : we do personally.

^^^^This works perfectly for Ify.

Unless you are bi-curious or a bi-sexual, I don't get why you can't tell her straight up to end that " rough play".

If you want to explore, please do. But remember, you have a lot at stake and to lose just cos of this pooshie. If you are not interested, shun her seriously and move on abeg. Must u be friends with her?

whew:
six days to go.... Someone pls help. I don't want to drop out of school.

What's the name of your school? What figure do u need now? You can prove u are a student truly?

PapiWata:
It is usually very difficult to tell if a fat woman is pregnant, or just fat. Either way that woman is seriously out of shape and UGLY ha ha.

Look who is here. Jakumo!

Happy new year. Hope you are holding on fine. Sai GEJ. No to Alatullah. . .

I miss those lines of yours.

I find it difficult to believe an ambassador would meet a stranger, and start disclosing himself bla bla bla.
Over what? Puccie?

Unless na Nigerian ambassador to Cotonou sha

I thought they said Yoruba grooms dont spend a dime for the traditional marriage rites

Be as it may, my stand on such issues remains : Only a greedy, hungry family gives a prospective in-law ridiculous list all in the name of marriage. Nothing to do with tribe.

@OP, Call your brothers bride and tell her to warn her people, In very clear terms. You and definitely your brother have no such money to spend so its left for her and her parents to do the right thing or she marry herself. Simples.

I just returned from holidays to read a mail that says Kakawa Assest management ltd have been bought over by Investment-One financial services.

Ernie what do you have to say? I kinda feel and a bit insecured.

Funny people.

looks like she's preggie

she wan chop pepper ni?

Have you guys found the woman?

I hope its not a planned kidnap aka camouflage balancing

Children are th heritage of the Lord God most high and the fruit of the womb his reward.

Sugar mommy things didnt start today na .

LFL ? Ovoko but those are cute,firm,toned asse.s right there. Good sight and excitement for teen boys

Rep042:
My marriage is just 1 year and few days old,but within the last 365 days,I have seen torment and hell on daily basis. We dated for 2 years before tieing the knot,she's a nice person,but her mouth is destructive,she has this overbearing attitude,always trying to control me or dictate the pace,and can keep malice,anger and record of evil done to her for a long time. She's the type of person that talks very well,I mean convincely well,but unfortunately,she speaks more negative words. She can talk for hours non-stop,especially when provoked,saying all sorts of bad words.
She has threatened to kill me & send assassins after me on different occasions in the past,though I just ignored such threats.
My wife has been abusing me verbally and always say nasty things at every slightest provocation and at the same ready to engage me in fisticuffs.
She can really say unprintable words such as "it will not be well with you","as you go out,people will deal with you", "you will work like an elephant and eat like an ant", "this your certificate will never yeild you any good thing", etc, name callings,abuses,curses etc.
Please Nairalanders,I will like to know if it is wrong or out of place for a working class married lady to assist her husband in paying some bills or buying some foodstuffs at home. Because,anytime she assists in doing anything,she will record it and consequently use that to abuse and insult me whenever we have misunderstanding and or exchange of words.
After our traditional marriage on December 2013,I had some financial challenges,and then my rent was due for renewable,she offered to assist,at first I was skeptical about it ,because I know her kind of person,knowing full well that she will use that to ridicule and abuse me in no distant time. But,then,I didn't have any alternative,so I allowed her pay d rent. Now,she's claiming ownership,saying ..."which house,the one that I have been paying the rent or another one"...,she has done a lot of character assassination & damages to my personality before some of her relatives & family members(Her father and two sisters),thus they all support her & no longer regard me as anybody.
Few months into our marriage,she started wearing butt pads, I told her to stop ,because I don't like the stuff,but she flared up & we had exchange of words,she told me that she has to look good to outsiders.
Throughout her pregnancy period,she wore the butt pads on daily basis even at home,I allowed her because of her condition,even though it looked disgusting on her. After she put to bed,and few days later, I told her to quit wearing that stuff,but she refused,then I seized it,she started ranting to the hearing of everyone at home & neighbors that I have taken her padded pants(aka butt pad) to native doctor,I just ignored her,few days later,she bought another set.
On Xmas day(2014),she dressed up & wore the butt pads again,I told her to remove it ,but she refused,then i tried forcing her to do so,and that resulted to a serious fight. She tore my already ironed clothes to pieces(an expensive Indian attire I bought when I travelled to India),I tore hers too and forced the butt pads out from her body.
Hell was let loose that day,because she called her sisters,they came to my house and created a very nasty scene in my neighborhood,they insulted,ridiculed me and made a mockery of me,her elder sister who is a police officer threatened to deal with me,she was talking and hitting her hands on the ground saying that,they are going to teach me some bitter lessons in this town. I tried to respond but my Mum,who's on child's visit(Omukwo) asked me to hold my peace,it wasn't easy though,they also insulted her too.
Since that day till date,my wife doesn't talk to me,the only thing that connects us now is the new born baby.
Her words have actually killed me psychologically,emotionally etc ,to the extent that sometimes,I loose consciousness of my surrounding while driving to & fro from work , I will be lost in thought, and on a particular occasion nearly rammed another moving vehicle,if not for the speed bumps on the road that awaken my consciousness.
Her words:"if you are still regarding me as your wife,then you wasting your time",Its obvious she wants a divorce because to her,she's still very young(28 years),and can easily move on. She doesn't give a damn.
She has also repeated that same threat of killing me,these days ,the number of calls entering her phone is amazing,most times,she goes far from the house to answer those calls.
Please,kindly advice me.
Thank you.

You knew her kind of person yet you went ahead and married her. I'm sure alot of people advised you against marrying her then but you ignored them. Dear, you've made your bed, relax and enjoy or endure it.

I suggest you pray and fast, start with like 21 days fasting, report her to your pastor if the fasting thing does not work. Nothing impossible with God. Sorry dear

Madam CC, thanks! Happy holidays to you and yours. Wishing you the best in the forthcoming year. More chair to cover and more cover to your chairs l'agbara Olorun.

Sharing a flat with someone u don't know from Adam is not ideal for a lady.

I believe with 250K, u should get a self con at Ajah, raise it to 400K, you'd get at Agungi/Osapa/igbo efon areas and with 600K, Lekki is sure.

All the best

Frankly nothing.

I did it ALL already. Good, bad, badder, baddest.

No regrets ooo. Nothing would move or wow me again cos i've either done or seen or heard it.

Hopefully

Speaking as an Igbo lady. . .

Traditional wedding which includes bride price, exchange of gifts by both families signifies :
The groom and his family can take care of the bride.
Both families agreeing to eat from one pot, drink from one cup.
Appreciation to the parents, community for raising a fine(not meant literally) daughter.

I love trad. Weddings, makes sense to me as opposed to going to a church/mosque/ shrine to swear and/ or take imported meaningless oaths. No pun or offense intended.

Life is hard and most times not fair. Some of us need to step out from our fairytale secured wall/ world and face the REALITY!

I want to commit suicide cos my pastor dad does not support my calling bla bla. C'mon are you Fucking kidding me?

One day at a time BUT please, let's be strong for ourselves. Thinking or threatening suicide at every slight disappointment or setback means you don't even deserve the Oxygen u breath. When life fvcks u up, fight it. Fight and fight till you win.

Poverty and it's effect.

I pray help comes to the Mary and her dad. It's so sad, my heart bleeds.

How do one contact Mary's dad?

Oga ooo.

Na so we go dey go ?