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Yay!

Haterz how's the haterode going? Naysayers wuwahin?

4:1

Ayew!

Half time.
Gh leading. God bless our homeland

We go show Egyptians "red-red"

Koooor bra! Mi si "red red" no time,master.

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]egypt all d way[/quote]Kwasiaaaaaa

YAY
Black stars for life. Crushing haterzz since 1800.

Dede Ayeww

Kreami,ihe mere nu wu na I ga agba mbo choputa di year na month ihe ahu mere.

Anyi no na di sixth di ugbu a,ma a gupu trial marriage asato n'ihi ya,e nweghi m ike icheta onye nke Jenny n'ekwu maka ya.

Tosh onye apari,ify e nweghi ike igba oso maka nkwa o kurula aku. A naghi m eri ago. I cheta year,month and day e mere that quote then m cheta onye nwu iko m then.

Very simple

Wow. D close right?
Thank God oh. A friend owns a hotel around there.

Black stars for life.

I hope the Ayew brothers would be playing,Dede especially?
And for our nosy neighbors wishing us failure,I say a big Kwasiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. .Una know unaselves.
Go black stars. Go baby jet. Yay

Chartey: You are a phobian Let's link up abeg.
Ama die in d rainbow colours.

Yay
Phobia for life. "never say die until the bones are rotten"

Not good. I have no pity whatsoever for thieves that would not stop at stealing but would also kill/maim the victims.
Death to them please.One or two less scum to deal with

Why is the OP worried about OUK,over what he did or failed to do in Ala Igbo ?
Why? what's the catch?
Should you not be cruising light/mono rail,enjoying ipon imo and the rest of it?
Busy body ten kobo

To come and do what in Naija? Our prisons don full,same for our churches abeg.
Make down throway dem for Thames river.

Happy and peaceful eid-kabir to everyone . May Allah(swt) accept our good deeds,forgive our transgressions,ease the suffering of peoples around the globe and give our country peace.

Special shout outs to Zayhal ,Mukina2 and Lagosboy .

Quite hard to believe the story happened exactly as you claim, but anything can happen in this country of ours.

You could have just replied the guard,a simple "Oga abeg,i dey come out now now" would have covered you,as opposed to ignoring him totally. You felt you could walk over him because he is a common gate man,see where it has landed you. Calmly go there on Monday and reason with the gate man,forget all your gra gra till you get back your bike at least. He contacted the guys that towed your bike(he'll get share from the transaction after you pay) so he can also contact them for easy retrieval.

Remember : Cars/bike are parked at owners risk.

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As Afam take wipe this thread na so i go wipe am cane when i go catch am for road.

Kuku lock the thread .

@Topic,E kun odun to APC.

Used to be one of my favorite clubs way back.
Phobia for life-AHO.

ballabriggs: PH Enugu, Enugu Umuahia and Aba PH is the long stretch.

That Okupe a dead man expects one to believe his rubbish says a lot about him.

Enyi a nwanyo
The link you pulled out was referring to Port-harcourt road in Aba(links to Asa road,Ngwa road etc) while Okupe was on about PH-Enugu express way.
Apples and oranges.

great1: Whats the cost of maintaining the Country's governmental websites ?? I'm sure N3bn has been appropriated for that... Yet a simple update cannot be carried out doesn't the website expose how this same very government who rigged themselves into power are scamming the country they serve?
Things like this is what bring shame to the country..

e mandman: this is common wit most govt sites,it only during dia 419 recrtment dey update d site,ever notice a "one month ago event" as upcoming event? Cos i dey c am well wit al dis govt sites

Sadly true.

kreami diva: Ama m the egwu!

Zitara m private meseji ka m guoro gi the egwu.

LOL
Nne di egwu make-iri ezigbo sense. A gam aguru ya di m. Infact,oga awu my konji anthem site taa gawa.

toshmann: Kreami diva
Nne kedu ihe m mere gi?
Eme joro m gi?
Ify emebiela m na threadi a. Achoghi m ka omebie jmoore

iwu onye apari. E kwela m cheta ihe m chefurula echefu.
Mgbe m join-iri Nld na threadia, awu m nwa agbogho na amaghi nwoke,birikwa na Ireland then.
Fiam. . .Ikomi e sendira m ticket si m biawa london na oga alu m alu. O dorie m for 2 whole weeks,discharge m without pay na Cardiff. Agaba e buru m from there with sympathy vote. Tupu m na aghota ihe n'eme,a huru m onwe m n'ulo Presido1.
From there Romanus eshi ebe oshi dabata london,buru m ga Spain unto trial marriage. A no m na Spain Tosh a puta na nga na London. Darfur being Onuku enye Tosh ego ka o buhachite m back to London. Tosh mee order but to his room first.

Tosh e mela m cheta ihe mere na 1800.

25,000.00ngn received with thanks from Funkybaby. God bless you awesomely,sis.
OP,still needs 14,500 ngn to make up his school fees.I can be reached via Ifyalways at gmail if you are led to support him.

@OP,while we pray and look out for the re-opening of the portal,i need not tell you to keep the funds with you very well. Moreso,keep checking for part time/casual jobs in and within Ilorin(very important). When school resumes,you'll need some cash to feed and run around with.

NLC and TUC are busy in Abuja chasing GMG's.

I feel sorry for the Nigerian graduate

ogugua88: Chei. This is sad. HIV/AIDS is real o. If una no wan die of high blood pressure or stress, remember that AIDS kills.

Maybe when you jam skin lesions and your latest bout of cough refuses to subside, you'll want him to tell you whether or not he's been cheating on you.

Why do we have this notion that married cheats dont/wont use protection at least

Btw,kedu maka "sexdonkillthem" ?

Double post.

ayobarmy: @ify, if he sees a job fine, and even if its a no-intrest loan to start up a bizness fine, bcuz he already has a job that pays him 30k monthly without any add ons, and standard of living here in portharcourt is way too high to survive with that amount for some1 that is wary about his future.... Thanks

He has a job that brings in 30K each month? He's favored. Many graduates even in Lagos can't boast of that. To be very frank with you,your friend needs to live within his means,plan,save and hope for the best. Rome was not built in a day,life is not a bed of Rose and nobody made it easy. He has to be "realistic" with his expectations.

How does he utilize the 30K each month?where does he live and work? Fortunately,he has no dependants too. I'll try to work out a budget based on his income and my quite limited knowledge of PH.

Rent,including utilities: 3000
Food:10000(he should cook at home)
Transport: 6000
Refreshment: 2000
Savings:7000
Miscellaneous: 2000

NOU(national open university) should be in PH,its fees are affordable and the lecture hours flexible. If he starts keeping 7K aside from next month,he'll have more than enough to join NOU by next session ie sept or so next year.

Its not easy but very do-able. Determination can take him there. All the best to him!

send a mail to nairalandcharity@gmail.com. They'll attend to you.

But what really does the boy want? A job,money to start business ,accommodation or what

That's the Nigerian story.

yellowpawpaw: It seems u didn't get the message.
As far as I know, the sweets and biscuits I c flooding our market r simply not healthy.
My question is, how can we help ourselves since our regulatory agencies have failed?
Its not only those that I mentioned, drugs, cooking things like red oil etc.

How?
Are they expired or produced with banned/poisonous chemicals ?

The things those mallams sell they buy from the general open market and same things(and worst) are seen sold by big retailers too.
Anyway,NAFDAC works,though i fail to see what you expect them to do in this situation.