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TV/Movies › Re: Funniest Adverts You've Watched/heard by ifyalways(f): 10:08pm On Oct 16, 2013
Cargo gin bitters for me. It rocked Ghana,almost sent away Alomo people.

Oboshiiiiiii cheesy ase m oh cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBYATH8if-8
TV/Movies › Re: Funniest Adverts You've Watched/heard by ifyalways(f): 10:06pm On Oct 16, 2013
cheesy
Family › Re: A Baby Father Or A Divorced Dad: Which Is Better For The Child? by ifyalways(f):
Sagamite: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Why baby daddy?
Why you dey open teeth like a product of a failed . . . tongue

Adaptation and Orientation:In BD situation,the child/ren are already used to the fact that daddy does not live with mommy unlike the rude shock that awaits children whose parents are going through divorce,some of such kids sadly never get to understand why daddy and mommy would suddenly start living apart.Its a trauma they most times don't out grow.

Drama and frustration: It's less in baby daddy situation,IMO especially if both parents from the onset,just wanted to make a child together. No matter how bad a BD situation is,by the time the kid/s are say 6 yrs old maximum,the parents must have relaxed /found a better way to resolve their differences/the "hate or anger" must have died down.
Family › Re: A Baby Father Or A Divorced Dad: Which Is Better For The Child? by ifyalways(f): 9:34pm On Oct 16, 2013
Sagamite: Would you compromise your wish for marriage and have a baby for a guy who you madly love?
Yes i would but only IF i want a child badly and perhaps age too is not on my side. I would. cool
Family › Re: Am Thinking Of Giving My Baby Up For Adoption. Is That Right? by ifyalways(f): 9:31pm On Oct 16, 2013
victorychi: Am 7 weeks pregnant and i cant afford to take care of myself fianancially. i cant even feed myself.
the guy that got me pregnant is nowhere to be found we broke up before i knew i was pregnant and now he has packed out of his former house and i dont know where to go from here i actually dont want to keep this pregnancy but am scared of aborting it
each time i think of abortion i start getting an uncomfortable feelings

pls if u know of any legal organization or foundation in port harcourt that can adopt my child apart from motherless homes please help. i need your advice

pls dont judge or condem me i know i have done wrong.
Wait o,what do you mean by the above?
Foundation and organization? Which foundation adopts babies? abi you dey look for all those kurukere one chance homes where dem dey manufacture and sell babies undecided
What do you have against motherless babies homes? Na you sabi.
Family › Re: Am Thinking Of Giving My Baby Up For Adoption. Is That Right? by ifyalways(f):
Giving up your baby for adoption is right. . . same for abortion but its your life so you decide what is best for you.

Luckily,PH welfare office/officers are one of the very best in the country. Go there,its at Borokiri,ask for *edited out* or any of the officers there.They are very warm,lovely people and would help you(not cash oh) to either get the man to take care of you(if you know the man), involving his family and/or yours,help you through adoption process etc.

If its cash you are looking for or who to buy your belle,dont waste your time going there.And if you go there,be very honest with them.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f):
toshmann: Nwanne daalu wink

Kedu nke wu monicker?
Anyways, nani one queen ka m nwere, and the queen ji swag n'agaghari cool kiss
Iti.
Iji ego skull gi gba arabanko with feli na Cardiff. I hula uwa gi?

Moniker wu handle gi. Aha I na-aza ebe a.
Iti mpataka. I ji m ugwo "nkwa" maka this tutorial. I di na mbu mara na Ify anaghi eme ogo free cheesy

Kremi iwe gi da juo. Nld wu ama egwuregwu, e kwela onye o bula kpasuo gi iwe.
Culture › Re: Nairaland Official Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba Dictionary by ifyalways(f): 6:40pm On Oct 16, 2013
deejay717: How do you say good afternoon in igbo ?
ehihie oma.
Politics › Re: No Bank Robbery In Anambra In The Last 4 Years -- Peter Obi by ifyalways(f): 6:17pm On Oct 16, 2013
All the market leaders? Ok oh.
Its but a matter of few weeks. . .
Politics › Re: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by ifyalways(f):
While I commend the dep. Gov. I think its still "medicine after death" and the usual Naija hypocrisy.
Who contacted Iyanya for the show? Have they not been watching his videos,seen how he and his dancers dress and perform? Where they expecting anything different?

Next time,if they want decent dancers,good music that wont sing and promote nudity and seex,they should look for 2face, Asa and a few others
Family › Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by ifyalways(f): 5:42pm On Oct 16, 2013
funkybaby: Has the full amount been raised or is the balance still outstanding?
not yet.
He still needs 14,500 smiley

Mamacita, C'est moi, Ayill, Amen Amen
Family › Re: A Baby Father Or A Divorced Dad: Which Is Better For The Child? by ifyalways(f): 5:34pm On Oct 16, 2013
Depends. A r3tardeed baby daddy is neither > nor < a divorced cretiin. tongue

Baby daddy for me.
Politics › Re: What Is The Role Of Policemen At Check Point by ifyalways(f): 12:05pm On Oct 16, 2013
To control the flow of N20 and N50 notes undecided
Business › Re: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by ifyalways(f): 12:03pm On Oct 16, 2013
ifenadi: We all know their old trick where they will not reset the meter to start from zero when they want to sell petrol to you. Their new method is what baffled me and this is rampant in Asaba area.

The first time it happened to me, I thought it was actually a mistake as claimed by the attendant until It repeated several times. I visited a filling station in Asaba(name withheld) and there were two persons serving at the pump. The first person asked me, "how much do you want to buy" and I hold her 5 thousand naira. The 2nd guy proceeded to fill my tank resetting the meter to zero and not bothering to confirm the price I want to buy from the lady or me.To my surprise this guy stopped at 1000 naira and when I asked him why he stopped he said he thought I said I wanted to buy 1000 naira( I wondered where he got that message from cus he did not ask me or the lady whom I told I want to buy 5000k).

He then pressed some buttons at the meter as if he wanted to reset the meter to zero, meanwhile the thing still reads 1000 naira before he proceeded(if you do not look well you not see the 1 in front of the zeros). Again at 4000 naira He stopped . I now shouted , bros I told you I wanted to buy 5000 naira. He said that if I add the 4k to 1k he gave me initially that it will be 5k. I was confused but when I insisted that he didn't reset the meter. He quietly completed the remaining 1k. This happened again in the same filling station and that was when I realized it was their game.

I decided to change filling station and to my greatest surprise they use the same trick in Asaba and so many people are falling victims especially those that do not like to come down from their car while buying fuel.
And you wont name and shame them?
Aiding and abetting petty thieves,you'll do worst if you are a politician or journalist.
Family › Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by ifyalways(f): 12:00pm On Oct 16, 2013
fineboy2: @sis ify, thank you very much for your continued support and efforts in making sure that the amount is raised. I really appreciate. I will check the portal everyday and notify you if the portal have been reopened.

I know how important the payment of this fee is to my future so I dare not to touch the money with me for any reason
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@Bold. Good to know. smiley
It is well. Keep looking for jobs and hustling too while we wait. Nothing good comes easy.Man must work to wack. It is well.
Family › Re: My Wife Says She Deserves"thank U" After Sex - Can U Say That? by ifyalways(f): 11:59pm On Oct 15, 2013
Better to say "Thank ma,God bless you" 7X7 times each day than to die from Konji.

If i advise you otherwise,would i cure/help your konji when the thing go shele huh Anything for the honey-well dear cheesy

Seriously, na wao for your wife oh. How was it during courtship or you guys did not test-drive?
Politics › Re: My Encounter With An Armed Robber This Afternoon by ifyalways(f): 10:22pm On Oct 15, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Calling your husbands?
Egbon,aboki,nwanna,ochare,abey,mon ami . . . Na you sabi. cheesy

BabaAlabi: So na empty primary school be the best location to chop banana.....I smell lies.
Haahahaha
Helep me ask oh. Hunter enter bush come turn to bush meat. grin
@OP,wetin you find go empty,deserted school building huh
Politics › Re: My Encounter With An Armed Robber This Afternoon by ifyalways(f): 10:06pm On Oct 15, 2013
Dis tori don reach front page already?

Mu che che cheesy

Dayo and co,sunday food don land. Its Y''ibo bashing time. cheesy
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by ifyalways(f): 10:01pm On Oct 15, 2013
swag queen: Nogen.......Keep it coming! Shame on you! So if two of your daughters are fighting,this is what you would do huh

I'm disappointed.
The heart of man is wicked.
Even a banter is translated as an insult? Satan is in trouble today.
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by ifyalways(f): 9:59pm On Oct 15, 2013
This is officially and absolutely ridiculous.

Woz dis? .this grace foool.I giv up. cheesy
Family › Re: Just Need Advise by ifyalways(f): 9:53pm On Oct 15, 2013
Gudintent: Hold up! Do u actually write like this or are you just being sarcastic ?

Between you and the Op I don't know who is worse cheesy
lol
That one is a crack head from the politics section. He's a wannabe Hausa man.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:25pm On Oct 15, 2013
Kreami,i wecha iwe na threadi nke ozo ahu,i bia ebe a cool-uo temper inu? kiss kiss

Uwa bu obi oma. E kwela onye obula especially e-characters who as far as i know might just be jonzing make you lose you cool. kiss
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by ifyalways(f): 9:20pm On Oct 15, 2013
Nogen: It means "My dear, that babe is nasty and that's why her guys beats her". @ Kenyatta I will dig out all the insults babyosisi or whatever her name is and her Igbo friends directed your way in Igbo!
Nne,what would this add or subtract to/from anyone's e-life ?
Let sleeping dogs lie. If you have an scores to settle with anyone,why drag it to this thread?. Ajo onu is not nasty,btw.

I think Kreami should apologize to Kenya though.
Family › Re: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by ifyalways(f): 9:11pm On Oct 15, 2013
[quote author=Omo_Alata]Omg, It is very very very said what this thread has become. Kenya, please I will advice you to log off and even deactivate your account. I see a lot of sharp mouths in here.

For other abused victims, if you choose not to share your story on here, I absolutely understand and won't blame you.[/quote]I don't quite agree @ bolded. Regardless of what happens,someone might draw strenght from this thread.

Kreami,gwa Kenya ya gbahara. smiley
Politics › Re: My Encounter With An Armed Robber This Afternoon by ifyalways(f):
LMAO.

Just enter Arochukwu street go report am give Joe-King Jaquar. cheesy Super story.

You go deserted school building go eat banana? You sef never tok wetin you dey find.
Talk true jor,na ganja you go smoke dia,the banana was for stepping down.LOL
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:21pm On Oct 15, 2013
kreami diva: Ify...... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Ike gi agwula m! July 23 2012 ka Jenny kwuru ya bu okwu.
Ugbu a ka i biara.

July last year? O dika o tenure Darfur undecided Ele coach Tosh,onye no na game then? A dim quite sure na owu oge Darfur nu na inside 18. Agaba nokwa na bench then while Achi so na first eleven.

Coach Tosh,Owu m ugha ? cheesy
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Egypt - World Cup Qualifier: (6 - 1) On Tuesday 15 October 2013 by ifyalways(f): 6:54pm On Oct 15, 2013
Let the celebrations begin. Can't imagine how "New town,Zongo,Madina" go be like now.
Charley e don be.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Egypt - World Cup Qualifier: (6 - 1) On Tuesday 15 October 2013 by ifyalways(f): 6:48pm On Oct 15, 2013
spade: Egyptian Football Association pleads with the referee to end the match.
lol
Dem must swallow one more "banku" before we free themm
Team Ghana

Yoy.goallllllll!
Atsu feeds Egypt the last "banku" cheesy
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Egypt - World Cup Qualifier: (6 - 1) On Tuesday 15 October 2013 by ifyalways(f): 6:37pm On Oct 15, 2013
Pa'cho more goals tongue
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Egypt - World Cup Qualifier: (6 - 1) On Tuesday 15 October 2013 by ifyalways(f): 6:31pm On Oct 15, 2013
Penalty ! Goal!
Muntari

Ha ha. This one na "palaver sauce" for Egypt
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Egypt - World Cup Qualifier: (6 - 1) On Tuesday 15 October 2013 by ifyalways(f): 6:20pm On Oct 15, 2013
Baby jet mame kor crazy.
Go Gh.

Red red for Egypt. No mercy cheesy

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