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Crime, big time crime and corruption seems to be the only way out in this country.

Dude looks like dayokanu
Why hide the face na?
I wish him whatever he wished himself the very day he decided to do drugs.

This your signature na wao.
Thank you for rectifying that thing. . . I'm assuming you did.

I need my privacy, kpekusing noise and all. I'll rather be in our own face-me-I-face-you than squat with anyone,relatives inclusive. Every intending couple should have a solid plan and back up for accomodation.

I'm posting this here because:
I know some of you rarely visit other sections of nld.
Someone needs to alert you guys.
I understood this is the section of the big boys and men.
Please, let's help to save a soul.you can help annonymously too.

https://www.nairaland.com/1004660/cancer-nasal-cavity

Happy for her and wish her success.

What's the situation in other banks?

Do you and your BF have maids now seperately as singles?if no, why do you think you guys would need one as soon as you get married?big madam syndrome?
Btw, its rather strange that you are yet to get married but seriously 'planning and looking on' getting a maid, I mean of all the things to plan for NOW

Go to the police and risk being the one thrown in cell. . . "if you no get strong leg and heavy hand"(parable)
Best move:go to office of the public defender @ alausa, ikeja and report.

^done!

Why the women eh?the best response would be from the so-called jobless men, IMO.

Oh yeah?
Your friend "suddenly" lost her job and is acting out her depression and frustration and what you could do best was to unfriend and tag her as jealous? Indeed ?Satan na area boy.
What's new again?

Would it work on an iphone and how?

Virus kedu Oge I nwuru ogwu iba last?
I ga alu m na soldier ato m muru dim? Meanwhile, I makwa Nwoke a na-akpo pres elect/darfur? O naghi achi kwa ochi. O ga eji gi eme ugba, and I'll so eat it. Lol I choro iri nri ndi oga? Mu he he.

I maghi agu onu ogugu n'igbo? Modify that post and unquote me else boys di sharp ga e were akara ahu.
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Akara di n'ihu akara m dere ugbu a.
If you don't get this then you don't deserve ara ahu.

LOL.
I'm gonna pm you my account details.

Zikky I hope you've seen(what you've caused)now you are talking like this(like you never engineered/encouraged/started this).ok,you want to make mr feel guilty right?were you not the one that started this(started abusing me)please don't be angry.you know I was only pulling your legs/fooling around with you.please leave yemi!he won't be there for you(when the chips are down)yemi!forget him please!!!

Palala,you know you are my friend and I can't hurt you and as for that Yoruba boy,I could have insulted him but my restraint is that I hustle in their place so if I talk he might arrange with Boko harAm and bomb my warehouse.
Ofeke amalo Na eke nku ukwa(a proverb)
It's only but a fool that uses the breadfruit sticks as firewood(literal)
It's only but a fool that fights a war that he won't gain a thing.(meaning)
Ofeke amalo Na eke nku ukwa. . the breadfruit sticks don't burn when used as firewood but it's very heavy so it's only a fool that would waste his time gathering and bringing it home for use as firewood.

Eze nri, I choro I go oroma ka I choro I racha oroma?
Adabekee bu okuko igbo so e nweghi m ike I no or soro gba ya mgba okpuru. Onye choro izu nama bu blackpikin, the only fine, free boy in us special force, achi, gi na ndi ozo na-acho nani milk.
@pro01, iwu onye apari. Lol
I ka choro akara Cossy Orjiakor?

Keep it as a pet?lol but that's strange.
I've had tortoises at different times in my house but as game! 3 days maximum and they'll be killed and resurrected in my pot as pepper soup. What's tortoise meat called, anyone? That thing dey sweet oh, the water tortoise.

Chineke mu oh!
Who said there are no igbo Muslims eh?who said igbo Muslims should be cleansed?who said the igbo Muslims are fake ? What sort of ignorance is this
There are igbo Muslims, bonafide sons and daughters doing their thing.
@topic, if the mosque is obstructing development then its fair if its demolished. And any Muslim that goes haywire Cos of that has the law to contend with.

Same reason ghanains have all the :
Pierre baiden(ksi)
John wettey (Ga)
Frank Jordan. Etc.
Abrantie, sound sleep. Lol

Ano m ya.
Ada maf(mafia) umungasi. Lol
A maghi m na I bu onye igbo. Ndewo.
Antivirus gini bu 2go?

jmoore: umu aba anokwa di ebe a?

Pagan I think the saying 'slow and steady wins the race' fits the snail better. The worlds slowest animal(stand to be corrected)

Tortoise unfortunate? Dude you've been an audience to the wrong set of folklores.
The tortoise I've heard of is very wise, crafty and always cheating his way out of any situation. He's the "actor"(hero) in every story and never dies.

What is nigerian American

Ise..
Something wey dey chop just one food na him you say make I starve join ?
@OP, is it that you are tired after a "long night" to make breakfast or you just don't wanna make it?
I hope the OP never run sha. Lol

Where are the pictures ?