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This is so not funny @ odunnu and OP.
Had it been me,I would so much pursue and ruin the dude,that's the only way I'll get true "closure and satisfaction"

Donation of personal effects received today from Tgirl4real.
God bless you plenty.

Interesting.

Na real wao!

Gbam!
@OP, fix a date and I'll come cry/ mourn with you. Sorry, inu?

[quote author=Old-Hag]Right now, just reading your post is 'causing me emotional pain' [/quote]

@OP, whatever you do, don't make the mistake of :
Selling or giving out any of those shoes.
Confronting your wife or express your displeasure immediately she comes back. If you must talk about this,do so after like 2 months.
Btw,if these your stories are true and with all the information you've provided here, someone from your wife's family might see this and you know what that means right? Lol

Wow.a really terrible attempt I made. Na wao, thanks.

ChinenyeN: It is saying "nwa afo na-ekele".

^they work, best believe! Atleast in states like rivers, lagos and IMO.
Not saying they are 100% efficient but they really are trying.

Adabekee biko wee iwe tipu/yipu dross na crotchet gi, inu? Lol
Odunnu, to make me really believe, bia lee Nwa amadi a kporo "anti virus" mee ka isi juo ya oyi.

Just noting. O nweghi ihe mere nu kama gi na OP bu ndi "isi okpukpu".
@isale gan, lol my sister. My brothers wan make me cram "brighter grammar". Hehe

Antivirus92: ikenna or ikechukwu is my real name. Do i have to use my real in everything?

Aggy "nauke" lol. Anya ura. Lol . Odikwa egwu.
Odunnu, ehen kita ka I biara.
Adabekee bu onye Mbano. Igbo ha nwere k-leg ma ede ya ede kama o di nma na nti.

Kedu blackpikin? E siri m rice na ofe akwu.

Oh, so antivirus Wu ikenna ?
Nakwa e-checki!

Thread reminds me of ant infested firewood and lizards, feast for sore eyes.

Oru (town) is not pronounced nor has same meaning as oru (slave). Stop being silly.

Antivirus92: first oru means slave in igbolanguage,so practically u and ur people are igbo slaves. Again oru is different from orlu,so you don't even know ur self

Crayola, nice copy and paste work. Lol
Chi, translate your signature please. Something to do with 'if I tell you my age, you won't believe ?'

How do the native doctors , ifa priests etal look in real life?I'm persuaded to believe that "most" look dirty and haggard.perhaps, the few enlightened believers of ATR should invest in "educating the priests and priestesses on the need to keep a clean, healthy enviroment"
However, I find it very disgusting that in almost all 'religion themed' nollywood movies, the bible and Christian wins/ hero/victor while our traditional religion is always portrayed as evil. When would we see a movie of how our fathers lived peacefully, worshiping their gods without the usual church/ missionary garbage?

Who is evangelist Nworie?our system is fvcked, believe me.
Why was the boy not handed over to the state welfare service who would arrange a home or a better alternative for the boy?

Where is this onelga?is ahoda an onelga zone?
I have some properties @ ahoda. I neither fvcked, married, changed name nor begged the land owners before I got it.

Pozzy,o buru na I choro I chu adabekee, bia deba aha gi na register first. Jidekwa 10,000 ego paper and pen, police style. Lol
Otele, ole ihe I na-enye nmadu nsogbu maka toshman sef. Bia Nwoke m a nam enyo gi enyo ugbu a. Odika o nwere ihe ozo I na-acho n'aka tosh.maka ndi uta na ikpe, tosh di very safe. O na-eme recuperating na bed rest na bedroom m. Nwa darfur gara oru na Wales and ify ga na-adi "ocha" 24/7. Lol
Igbo bu igbo, ekene m.

Wow! See better food oh. Correct fufu and light soup with enough :"aponchi" lol
What do you expect them to do @ OP?use cutleries?
Me and my mates dig into our swallows with clean, dirt free fingers and that's how its gonna be for life!
Chei, see fufu oh, now I miss "ashanti home touch and asanka local"

God preserved or kept =Chukwudebelu. The spirits or ancestors preserved =nmuodebelu. (Mobede as short form)
Anambra axis.

Ptolemus!
Ptolemus!!
What have you done? Lol
I weep for my Gh men. Oh lordy.haha
I do find the ayew brothers hot, dede especially. Muntari is not bad either.

Wait until she kills herself and you with her stubborness and over sabi spirit before you'll know what to do.

Didn't know dunking was a bad habit. Hmm.
@topic, walking barefoot within my house.

Jubali is where @ OP ?
Parents still leave their kids alone in their cars these days?

Internet Nigerians oh.
A whole Port harcourt, there are NO good creche?shuo.
With all the millionaires and billionaires living in this very naija?
@OP, ask your neighbours ! My last son started creche when he was 2 and he's doing very well. I don't work for no one but the the earlier the better. No one else can take care of your child like you and this applies to everywhere not just naija.the school in lagos my boys attend,each classroom is equiped with real time video surveillance which every parent can request for at any time. Abeg better and quality creches full naija, its only a matter of cash.
Btw, breastfeeding till 2 years is cool if you can, after 2 is weird!

Rofl.
Ok, I just had a long laugh, almost fell of the bed.
OP,check yourself and warn your life. This is just a warning from iya ewa. Every morning, she enters your compound with ewa agoyin and agege bread,others dey buy but you dey look and lick mouth only. The woman don vex package you spiritual beans attack. To be free, when she comes today, buy ewa 100 and share it for 10 "dada boys"

All !!!
Can proudly recall atleast 3 confirmed amala Buka in each state too.

I agree with all but one of jackiso's post, accomodation. He can't possibly tell his friends tales of coming back broke and yet conducting business worth thousands everyday, no amount of discretion would save him and the day his friends find out, they won't just throw him out of the house, they might even harm him. Best bet is for him to just come back, rent a cheap but decent BQ or SC say @ ikeja, Maryland, ikoyi or Anthony. 500 to 600K will suffice.
@OP,supplying on cash and carry bases ONLY of clothes, BB, laptops, weave on etc is quite lucrative here. Get a strong network before you try that though.
Whatever you do, never hand out your money to anyone!

Have you checked out those addresses, that should provide pointers to work with.