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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:37pm On Aug 13, 2012
Maria dorathy ndewo. Gini ka gi na Achi na-aga?o jikwa nwanyi!
Bia, Maria kedu size dross gi?I nwekwara otele ukwu?ihe mere m ji aju bu ka anyi mara ma i ga e nyere anyi aka "butu e tosh" . Ara choro igba the boy.
Biko, Ada oma. Mere anyi this community service, biko. Nwanne anyi Nwoke tosh neediri ebere umu nwanyi.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:31pm On Aug 13, 2012
Ilu Rapmoney? A maghi nkowa ya nke oma kama onye dum bigoro owerri mara na o nwere dede a na-akpo etie-okwe, erie-okwe. Aha dede ahu a dighi nma n'nti. Owu onye wayo. Ya mere ihe nile bidoro ma obu kwusi na "etie okwe, erie okwe bu wayo. Asusu ndi wayo.

odumchi: Kedu ihe 'ilu' putara?
Culture › Re: Help With Translation In Igbo, Biko ! by ifyalways(f): 2:16pm On Aug 13, 2012
Obi m, na ubochi ndia,i gbanwela nke ukwu nke na o foro ntakiri, a gaghizi m amata gi.a Mara gi dika onye obi oma, onye na e nyere ndi ozo aka na onye nwere obi nmadu. E jim gi ama atu, omume gi na amasi m nke ukwu. Mana ugbu a, o dizi. Ka I bu onye ozo. A maghizi m gi, a ghotazi m gi. Obi m di aro na nwute. O ga a masi m ma i gosi m na i ka huru m n'anya.e cheghi m na o nwere ihe ojo m mere gi, ozo, o nweghi ihe m mere i ga-asi na o bu ya mere i ji eme m otu a.
A gaghi m na-aga n'ihu na-ahu gi n'anya maka na ihu gi n'anya ugbu a na-agbawa m obi.Oge obula di gi nma,gwa m ihe merenu, a nom ebe a I nyere gi aka.nani ihe m puru ime ma i koro m ihe na-esogbu gi bu I nyere gi aka.a nam ekpere gi ekpere ubochi nile.
Nne.
Family › Re: Is The Fear Of Sagamite The Beginning Of Wisdom??? by ifyalways(f): 12:04pm On Aug 13, 2012
Only cretins get turned on by sagamites posts.
Products of failed educational system shiver when confronted by sagamite.

Typed that on behalf of "Fstranger/Papatosibe"
Lol
Family › Re: Married Woman Displaying Pictures On Social-Media: Wrong? by ifyalways(f):
Lol. The picture was rejected oh. My face wan crash Seun server.
Mac, on a Monday?welldone .
Family › Re: Married Woman Displaying Pictures On Social-Media: Wrong? by ifyalways(f):
OP, mind ya biz. You asked for my thoughts?there, you've got it.Your opinion, no matter how right or noble it may sound to your ears does NOT count in another mans house and when you try so hard to shove it down anyones throat, you appear highly silllly.
Wait, na e-jelousy dey worry you sef?all ye dorty okoro- ngbatic ugly things.all h-enemies must quench. tongue
Now,I miss AJ kiss kiss
And to hit home, I'm splashing my pictures all over this thread, hit your head for wall.
Rofl.
Family › Re: Why Do We Refuse To Help People Financially? by ifyalways(f): 11:32am On Aug 13, 2012
If I don't have, or I'm just barely able to survive, how would I be able to give another person?
I won't give if I'm NOT convinced there is a "need". Ie don't give for "wants"
I won't give if I think there is another way out to solve the problem.
Btw, OP, are you in need now? Why really wait to be given when you can hustle and earn your own dough?
People not giving is NOT an excuse to do crime. Nobody except your parents(to an extent)owes you anything.
Politics › Re: Fake Army Students Arrested In Delta by ifyalways(f): 8:29am On Aug 13, 2012
Must they use the military uniform? Why didn't they just get another unique uniform for themselves?they are students and should know better.
Btw, is selling army recruitment forms, probably fake forms, part of their 'campus security' job?

Socrates05: This is very sardonic to hear. When i went to my former schol last week ,Delsu asaba to b precise i heard about the incident. It is only a fool and enemies of progress dat will save they are not contributin their quotes to d development of d schol. They av try for the schol in time of security issues and no 1 of them never involved in criminal act. because i know them very well. Okoh Stephen is my frnd in schol and a God fearing guy. Pls stop soil those people names For God sake. If the Schol authority of Delsu fold arms & watchin without sayin anytin about d mater is very very Bad. No 1 is above a mistake in life dat is what i know. I pray dat God almighty will touch those in charge of th case. Am sad abegggggg
Family › Re: Mother In Law Has Destroyed My Marriage Due To Husband's Mamas Boy Nature by ifyalways(f): 8:11am On Aug 13, 2012
You are a nice, sweet girl but you need to love and appreciate yourself dear, if you expect others to.
You are willing to stay if he realize by 20% that he's been a bad boy, not even if he's willing to change ?
Goodluck and all the best on that.
Family › Re: I Need Help? Very Urgent by ifyalways(f): 7:53am On Aug 13, 2012
Btw, you no get parents, family?so if nld says go, you would just do so huh
Your parents I believe should be the first to know about this and every other free tempting offers that come your way. If you change residence and heavens forbid anything goes wrong, how or who would account for you?the lecturer sef by asking you directly have shown how "responsible, born again and matured" he is. A real person with a good heart would have told you and still ask to meet or speak with your guardians.
Na amadioha-sango collabo. Go deal with anyone who dares give my child such an offer without atleast telling me.
Family › Re: I Need Help? Very Urgent by ifyalways(f): 7:44am On Aug 13, 2012
Any reason besides this offer, that would make you want to leave your current residence?
Are you male or female?
You are just a year in school, this lecturer have known you for say 9 months and is already entrusting his house to you, are you that innocent or he has a different plan?
I won't be keen on taking the offer simply because 1 year or less is not enough time to know someone enough as to co-habit. Its risky for both of you.
Family › Re: Pictures From The Wake-Keeping Of Victims Of The NYC Car Crash by ifyalways(f): 7:33am On Aug 13, 2012
There ends all the struggles of this life, all is vanity.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:12am On Aug 12, 2012
Elos hellllo. Anya? Kedu ije?
A ghotaghim ihe adabekee na esoghari achi n'ike hapu blankpikin o kwesiri iso. Achi e mere gi e touch-and-follow, Ada?lol
Toshman, get thee behind me.
Nkem darfur, the only elected, selected and anointed pres, a nom na akuku gi 24/7. Usu(toshman) e nweghi onu.

Igbo nma nma nu. Nke onye chiri, ya zelu.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:04am On Aug 12, 2012
Odumchi, eddy a bu onye ebe ole? Igbo ya dara m ka onye delta na nti.
Beating ya choro iyitu nke ndi oriental brothers. Egwu oma.
Culture › Re: Which Tribe Bears Foreign Names The Most? by ifyalways(f): 8:51am On Aug 12, 2012
Surname or first names?for surnames I think its the ijaws and kalabaris, closely followed by the yorubas. My opinion, not fact.
Culture › Re: Witchcraft/witches/sorcery by ifyalways(f): 8:46am On Aug 12, 2012
Who uses witchcraft to steal?
@OP, you think say na so e easy?mothers for don dey give dem pikins witch chop so they can use spiritual eyes, nose and bag magnet money from bank vaults.
Btw, are we talking of real witchcraft Abi na nollywood own?lol
Culture › Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by ifyalways(f): 8:37am On Aug 12, 2012
Physics, I think the humour lies in the fact that every name is stored/saved with the bearers occupation.
Ify pomo=ify the pomo seller.
Odumchi elero=odumchi the meat seller/butcher.
Hammad oni garri=hammad that sells garri.
Some names are also saved with the bearers residence.
Culture › Re: How Did You Learn Your Language? by ifyalways(f): 8:21am On Aug 12, 2012
My family. Grew up in a huge family where all tribes are well represented courtsey of marriage.
Culture › Re: Pyrugu Has To Stop by ifyalways(f): 8:18am On Aug 12, 2012
Hehehe
Pyrugu?whatever is that?me likey tho.
Education › Re: Alegongo Secondary School. Akobo, Ibadan Oyo State. (Pics) by ifyalways(f): 10:09pm On Aug 10, 2012
So much for amala politics. . .
Politics › Re: Francis Luther Osayanem, A Nigerian Student Charged For Bank Fraud In Malaysia by ifyalways(f): 10:01pm On Aug 10, 2012
Is Malaysia operating a sharia system? Biko, how many lashes of koboko would he be receiving?
They didn't tell us how he tried defrauding the bank worker though.
Travel › Re: Attempted Robbery On Arik Air Flight: Suspect & Victim Arrested by ifyalways(f): 9:50pm On Aug 10, 2012
Interesting story.
Family › Re: My Brother-in-law And My Car by ifyalways(f): 11:02am On Aug 10, 2012
But OP if you plan to beg beg him for dollars or pounds tomorrow after he must have traveled them you got to use the cunny man approach.
Tell him you are taking it to the mechanic then suffri go park the car @ your office, or a trusted friends place.
Family › Re: My Brother-in-law And My Car by ifyalways(f): 10:57am On Aug 10, 2012
How has your wife been doing her runs/deliveries before now?
Tell your wife to tell his brother that he won't be driving the car again because he's been incurring expensis via accidents etal which you can't deal with now then go to the office with your car keys. Your wife should do the telling if its her kid brother but if he's older than your wife, sit him down and tell him that you took a loan with that car as a collateral so you can't afford to have it damaged/scratched every now and then so that makes the car off limits to him.
Politics › Re: UK To Refurbish Lagos Prisons Ahead Of Deportation by ifyalways(f): 10:37am On Aug 10, 2012
So dating(free dyke or puccie for the warder, survival instinct for the prisoner) equals "enjoyment and better prison services" to you?

Acidosis: I strongly doubt that. .

Some warder take these prisoners as friends especially those that cooperate and abide with the rules. Some female warder even date inmates.
Sports › Re: London-2012: Basketball Coach, Bakare Resigns After Flop by ifyalways(f): 10:52pm On Aug 09, 2012
Why resign?
We are so fond of running away from challenges, giving in to our failures as opposed to dusting up self and try again. It sucks!
Goodluck to him.
Health › Re: Health Ministry Considers Compulsory Breastfeeding Bill by ifyalways(f): 8:54pm On Aug 09, 2012
Sorry mate but NO, you can't reap where you didn't sow.
Sir Richyvkunt has been on this case from the grassroot level so he's automatically "selected and anointed" for this job.
He's got WHO and UNICEF back, no rival. Lol


Tittos: I think I want to be a member of the task force for implementation when its passed into law winkI think I want to be a member of the task force for implementation when its passed into law
Crime › Re: Naval Brutality At Sapele by ifyalways(f): 8:46pm On Aug 09, 2012
Why post just the victims picture? They've caught the female naval officer, why not post her name atleast?

Knowing how things work in this country, I won't be surprised if all she'll get is a transfer or even a promotion(yeah, its that bad here!)
Gaming › Re: Teen Hospitalized With Dehydration After 4-day Xbox Marathon by ifyalways(f): 8:36pm On Aug 09, 2012
Bad parenting. Hope they both learnt from this.
Culture › Re: Igbo Mask? by ifyalways(f): 2:22pm On Aug 09, 2012
Helmet mask.
Is it really Igbo? I don't know why but I feel its ibibio or Efik.
@Pagan, the hairstyle is now re-packaged today as mo-hawk. Lol
Family › Re: Women Living With Hiv/aids by ifyalways(f): 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2012
Must you open an NGO before you can help?
You can help, one person at a time or work with an existing NGO that share same visions.
Goodluck!
Family › Re: A Man Who Expects Good Food & Doesn't Drop Money by ifyalways(f):
If he has been dropping before, why not? The wife should understand and help out.

If he's suddenly jobless but physically fit and decides on staying idle at home, i fit pity am give am without meat. cheesy

If he has the money but just wouldn't drop for food then it'll be fair to have the wife cut and fry his blokos for him.

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