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Politics › Re: When Will Nigerians Change? by ifyalways(f): 9:00pm On Jul 28, 2012
Ballabriggs are you related to "Bala suya" of imsu junction ?
Learnt dude is late now, he makes the best suya those days.
Politics › Re: When Will Nigerians Change? by ifyalways(f): 8:57pm On Jul 28, 2012
Hilarious thread.
This bala guy is crazy but he did raise some. Eziokwu.
Oh, our owerri!
Nda leti, aka shimmy for early mo-mo hot rice.
77, stadium for correct isi goat.
Exece, (executive garden) lol for weekend bongo. Etc
Politics › Re: Ndi Igbo For 2015(pix) by ifyalways(f): 8:49pm On Jul 28, 2012
Ngige!
Why is chime of énugu state missing on that list ?
Ararume kwa?that dude is . . .
Politics › Re: Nigerian Senators Earn More Than Barack Obama by ifyalways(f): 8:45pm On Jul 28, 2012
Is this supposed to be news ?
Anyone surprised ?
Politics › Re: Spyder880: Do A Favor - Post Pics Of Abiriba (so-called Small London) by ifyalways(f): 8:43pm On Jul 28, 2012
Abiriba is a fine town really, don't know if the "small London" acronym fits though. My rough guess is that it was the first or one of the first towns within that hood to experience massive infrastructural development.
Family › Re: I Hate Cooking Breakfast For My Husband by ifyalways(f):
^kpekusing.
@topic, husband or BF?
Btw, do you have breakfast yourself and who makes it for you ?
Business › Re: KAI Destroys Computer Village Shops by ifyalways(f): 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2012
Where they really posing a nuisance to anyone ?
How much does it cost to rent a shop @ the computer village?
Where they duly notified before the demolition exercise?
Family › Re: When Will I Tell Him? by ifyalways(f): 9:17am On Jul 28, 2012
You met him on Wednesday and today is what? Saturday huh
I hope you've not fallen in love with him already?
Babe, you need to throw your hair back, relax and take things easy.
Where is CC and Jenny biko? This babe needs some soft kisses and hard knocks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Aero Contractors Customer Service Agents: Port-Harcourt And Abuja by ifyalways(f): 9:07am On Jul 28, 2012
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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:19am On Jul 28, 2012
Anti virus ka buri nwata bia na-awa anya oke ebe a? Ka m nukwa or hukwa ebe I mere "fiam" ozo. Lol
A ghotaggi m way boys na adabekke oh. Onye m ma ji obi na aka ocha abia bu blackpikin! O choro izu the oroma. Achi, nri priest and co dika ha choro I racha oroma.
Adabekee were ire gi guo eze gi onu. Lol
Igbo nma nma nu.
Nairaland General › Re: Can I Get A 1000k-1500k Guest House In Abuja? by ifyalways(f): 8:02am On Jul 28, 2012
Please go and stay with your folks.
1K ke?
The only options I see are :
Going to hook up with an ashawo. Risk police arrest, broken head, STD.
Staying with male students of uniabuja. Gwagwalada or airport road new site.
Nairaland General › Re: I Need Accomododation For Few Months by ifyalways(f): 7:50am On Jul 28, 2012
You stand a better chance if you add your "profession, age and tribe" plus contact.
~just saying~
Crime › Re: Two Brothers Caught With Decomposing Body Parts Of Brother In Festac by ifyalways(f): 7:29am On Jul 28, 2012
What a horror!
Family › Re: When Will I Tell Him? by ifyalways(f): 7:13am On Jul 28, 2012
Is it the man that was on your neck for seex, the one that gave you stoopid ultimatum or you've got another man already?
I think you really need a self assessment and evaluation.
Celebrities › Re: N15m Scandal: Jim Iyke Apologises & Sobered by ifyalways(f): 8:46pm On Jul 27, 2012
Topic and content are totally different.
Family › Re: Should A Pregnant Woman Go Clubbing? by ifyalways(f): 10:21am On Jul 27, 2012
I clubbed and rocked while preggie but ALWAYS with my husband.
Depends on the club and country. Go to aura or movida with a bump and no hubby and be ready to deal with drunk bad boys trying to hit your a.rse or lesbians trying to feel your boobs.you'll end up frustrated and sad.
Last line:if you must go, go with your man.
Family › Re: I Am So Sad. by ifyalways(f): 10:12am On Jul 27, 2012
Mac, you really need to go read thoroughly and commit to memory, that your "7 abi na 5 types of people we all need in our lives" thread.
Sometimes a kiss is not enough, a slap and a kiss works at times.
@topic,I find it quite hard to believe that a couple would be worried over pregnancy issue just after 1 year of marriage?why?is either of you thinking he or she is impotent/ can't carry a child and why?you should be enjoying your life and not bothering your heads.
@fasten your seatbelt and grow some thick skin. Don't let things bother you, meaningless things at that because believe me,if you are shaken now, you'll be moved when real marriage challenges comes up.
Family › Re: Disturbing Video Of 9 Year Old Boy Attacking Toddlers At Daycare by ifyalways(f): 9:52am On Jul 27, 2012
I'm no Holmes but I think someone somewhere is abusing the boy too or he's brought up in an home where violence reigns. He needs help.
Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ifyalways(f): 9:36am On Jul 27, 2012
Its so annoying!
All her posts smells of "my aunt is worthless, I'm better". She's prolly dying up inside Cos even at 39, her aunt was able to attract a man, crackhead or not while she does not get a second glance from men.
Why would the man suddenly start to call her sexy?she's been sending him seductive pictures!
Your aunt would continue to be ahead of you and you'll continue to run after her left overs unless you change, ise!
Yeye de smell.

jennykadry: Okwu gi bu :eku'loto ekele eze cool

I did not even see the gainfully employed and educated part. Gainfully employed hoe.
Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ifyalways(f): 9:27am On Jul 27, 2012
Oh look at her running her smelly uncouth mouth!
You are well educated and gainfully employed but yet had the time to text and ping with a man old enough to be with your father for 1 year, 6 months?
You have a man, even an agbero by your side to make you feel good but yet got carried away Cos a crackhead somewhere calls you "sexy" ?
You are such a disgusting hoe!
Running down your aunt online to strangers, you could even poision her. So much hate, bitterness and vile in you, tsk tsk.
Abeg waka pass! In some families, bloody sell outs like you are used to appease the gods via sacrifice.
Whatanirritant!!!

Amya: And for calling my Aunt a b.tch, I have reason to believe that shƺ sees other men when he's not around. I never told him or anybody. Plus the kind of friends shƺ hangs out with are of questionable character. Portharcourt girls! shƺ didn't go to school. . . . Don't have a job, just hang around the net all day looking for men? Her best friend has been married to 4 white men in the space of two years!

I'm well educated and I work. How much lousy change can the stupid Akata drop sef. Both of them should carry their wahala and go sef. I ain't telling nobody!
Romance › Re: My Aunty's Husband Wants To Marry Me. He Says He's In Love by ifyalways(f): 12:50am On Jul 27, 2012
He calls you sexy niece and you call him what ? Sweet uncle?
Babe, don't try to decieve yourself or anyone else, you encouraged and was enjoying all the attention. Are you the only or prettiest female. In your whole family?
Sit down somewhere dear and ask yourself , "why me?"
Politics › Re: Say It Loud!! Gov. Orji Of Abia State Is A Clown. by ifyalways(f): 3:16am On Jul 26, 2012
Orji and obi are brothers.
Clowns, failures and more. . .
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ifyalways(f): 3:09am On Jul 26, 2012
Born2fuck, walestar, dobodobo :ashawo hotel manager.
190:cyber cafe attendant.
Sagamite:primary school teacher. tongue
Odunnu:pastors PA. Lol
Dayokanu:hacker. Lol
Mzdarkskin:escort
Autos › Re: Buses For School Runs Needed On Lease by ifyalways(f): 3:01am On Jul 26, 2012
How many seater bus, contact?
Adding those two would increase your chances of a speedy deal.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Sales Girls Prefer Attending To Male Customers To The Female Ones by ifyalways(f): 2:56am On Jul 26, 2012
Oga ju!
See description and details. E remain dross and crotchet colours.
@why do male sales boy prefer attending to females as oppossed to males?
Btw, like forces repel, unlike attract.
Crime › Re: Two Men Arrested For Beheading 7year Old Samu In Nasarawa (PIX) by ifyalways(f): 2:51am On Jul 26, 2012
Is that head really seperated from the neck, the body?I'm not so sure.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:47am On Jul 26, 2012
Mba, a labana. After all the "special numbers" I guru na threadia this week.
I kwesiri ino otu ebe with k-leg sef. Lol ka chi boo.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:36am On Jul 26, 2012
Ga rahu ura na ebe? Enyi a no ji. Lol
A gara m amelika, Ohio kpomkwem I je cho tosh.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:32am On Jul 26, 2012
@elos, a nom ya full time, full ground. Kedu ije, anya gi?lol
A nam ekele nmadu dum.
Biko, o nwere onye huru tosh?eji m style e missi ya.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:28am On Jul 26, 2012
Akupe=hand fan mgba aka igwe=iron(silver or gold) bracelet.
Aka ocha=innocent hands or clean hands or even white hands, depending on the context.
Aka nme nme=blood stained hands(a murderer) or a red hand(literal translation, doesn't make much sense)
Ndewo.
Ogene Dom: Ndi be anyi ekele m unu. Biko, kedu ihe mkpo, akupe na mgba aka igwe na ihe onu(àká) putara. Àká ocha na nke mme (red) putara gini. Ndewo nu
Culture › Re: Accra Vs Lagos by ifyalways(f): 2:11am On Jul 26, 2012
You should be comparing Accra with port harcourt not lagos.
That's a huge insult to lagos, comparing it with Accra;there is no basis to compare with.
That said, me like Accra though cape coast is ma favorite Gh city.

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