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Is this thread aimed @ getting the real fact or the OP just wants to sample nlders opinion on the subject
In Nigeria and during a legal adoption process, religious beliefs or lack of thereof, does not stop Or facilitate the process. However,during routine background checks, they might casually want to know about your religious affiliation sha.
Religion only matters when one is engaging in illegal adoption ie mushroom. Orphanage home, miracle baby churches etc.

When you are in a bus and see anyone you know about to board same bus, find a way to hide your face,either put your face down or something that way the new entrant won't see you and expect/beg/make you board his or her fare.

Btw, would anyone board a bus without having the fare in pocket?stop feeling guilty for the world!

Don't ask me oh. Lol
According to Michelins post, the sky is big enough for all birds to fly, dance and shyte.

Urenna is a lovely name.

@odumchi, you know I actually didn't want to comment on this thread Cos its just like shooting ones leg.
Funny thing is that those onilas thread somehow spans to 10 or more pages which means that folks are enjoying it.therefore, ignore my earlier submission.
Ptolemus, you are so right !!!
The threads we assume to be of little value gets more traffic so why are we all moaning? Lol
Why then was this thread created, huh?

I think our current state of the nation has very little to do with upbringing. We are simply oppressed and suppressed by/with poverty. Our inner mind, the fighting spirit has been so crushed by lack and the flaunting of wealth by the rich that we really can't and don't care about fighting back anymore; we would be just fine if we survive each day even if it means feeding from crumbs or begging.
I've also noticed that there are revolutions daily, there are!ofcourse not what we expect or a general revolution but private revolutions. Try boarding a bus and refuse paying the conductor, try owing your staff due salaries (they'll steal from the company tripple of what they're owed) etc.
We all wanna revolt, fight back but once we're flashed with a few notes, just enough to see us through a few meals, we're happily on our way.that's the end of they typical naija revolution. LOL

Na enviroment cause am my broda, just "manage" us like dat and pray for beta days. Lol
Dem no dey knock door, not to talk of getting an aggressive "who be dat" answer for chevron, banana island, VGC etc, na bell, trained guards would go usher you in.
Now coming to where man dey hide head manage, areas wey dem dey like 7 people dey manage 1 room. You know say the time wey you go knock fit be say:
Bobo just dey enter house after hustling in the sun for like 6 straight hours.
Babe want soak garri, ekpa and sugar quick quick before her other roommates come back come short the food.
Papa bombom want collect him "God given manna" from mama bombom as no chance for action inside their one room which they manage with 5 kids for night things.
Some mugu want come obtain you ie borrow money from you, your harsh reply go first inform am say you sef dey find who to obtain.
Etc etc
We are peace loving people oh my dear but na condition make crayfish bend.
Lmao!

Lol.
Eze nri is back.

^yeah,good question. @ OP, what type of business has he been doing?supporting by giving cash is not enough, you have to know atleast the basics of the business he is investing on.
Sit him down and discuss about his business;what has he been doing, why are there no profits, does he need to discard the current business and try something else, would paid employment be a better option now etc?
Please say no to loans and baby making for now.

Sir, I have been married for 52 years. I'm 25 years old.
Any more kweshion?
Lmao. Odunnu sef.

Odunnu: Have you been married for 25yrs? How old are you madam?

Happy birthday girl.

Can you please bring the 'arm + pit'?someone, a dude specifically, strong and living in Aba wants to check it for in"descent" undergrowths and/or weeds.

Congratulations and may her arrival usher in lots of blessing, favour and grace to the family.

I think this is somewhat true though the explanations looks silly.
True for my mom and dad and I've noticed that these days me and my husband are also looking alike.

Bullshyte!!!

Ukwu nkwu juru eju.
Owa nje nje.
Anu elu bia obelu ta,
Anu ala bia obelu ta.
E rue ka mbe biara ibe,
Ijiji kee ya okpo na isi,
I-koplolo I-kpololo
Mbe dalu dalu dalu
Dajie Nwa mgbada ukwu,
Nwa mgbada tiri tiri tiri tiga na ulo Ikpe,
Ndi ocha no na ya,
Ha asi ya "get away"
Nwa mgbada asi ha "umu otondo" !

One of my favorite nursery school rhymes.

Nice thread.
I used to think that "mgbede" is old age.

Not very prepared yet.

I think a new section should be created, something like "onila and her beauties" section.
The babe is simply unstoppable and this section sometimes become boring and filled with all sorts of cartoon, pictures et all.
Culture section is generally a quiet place though.

Not a big fan of tribal marks but I'm really fancy the fulani traditional mouth/ lips tattoos. At a point, I almost considered getting one myself. Lol
The "socou-gol" as its known aren't make up or drawn everyday(I used to think it was a daily make up regimen) but a permanent body art.learnt lower lip and gum are tattooed at puberty while upper lip is done once the girl gets married. I love that!
No pictures unfortunately.

Rofl.
OP is most probably seeking attention. Last I checked, the attraction between "etwe and korti" is stronger than tribal, ethnic and racial prejudice and/ or pride.

Ndi mpiawazu? Nice name. Lol only na "otu" are such names obtained.

Oh really?
Any "Ewu" that is bothered about my location query should go kiss a wet transformer!
Knowing mr Obi and his propaganda tactics, anamnbarians would only "watch and look" closely till this so called "big" project is completed. Not yet uhuru so nothing worth jubiliating, we've seen so many of such published projects and know how it all ended up.
Where is onitsha harbour sef?lol
Ose- water side axis?there are lots of companies there already plus the already functioning market in place too.

Onitsha is already over populated with absolutely no more rooms for industries especially one like this that would eventually increase air polition. Why was this not moved to another location?
Btw, time shall tell if this is a real project or some "America wonder" .

He's 70 already? Congrats Papi!

Sealed and reopened within hours
Is it that the erstwhile "unsafe" environment had a transformation within hours or what ?

Like, lust? Very possible but love?NO WAY.

Thank God for the gift of children. There are certain things one stop because of them. That's just what I'll say oh. . .

Serves the woman right ! Next time she learn to repent genuinely of her sins and confess ONLY to her maker.
If she's the sole breadwinner of the family and the husband really did what you typed here then I think(I could be wrong) that the man is only waiting to get himself in order financially before dumping her cheat arse.
A man that ever loved her woman for real wouldn't go to that extreme to get justice or avenge a wrong.she better watch her back.