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How do women manage a jobless man bikonu?I need to know how they deal with it! 7 fvcking years of free food, accomodation and kpekus? Lord knows I don't have that sort of "patience" .

Lol, funny but could be true. We as kids made our "sweets, chewing gum and akara" money by hunting and selling all sorts of lizard to one dibia then.

alj harem: LOL

Ritualist Baba don ask you to bring baby male lizard ?

Ghana.
Senegal
Sierra leone
Lebanon
Ivory coast.

Did this actually happen or its merely a figment of someones imagination?
I know anything goes in naija but that does not rule out the golden fact; "who do anyhow dey see anyhow" !
No teacher would try such with my kids.you feel the childs hair is untidy?send her home or send for the parents.its not even an issue worth flogging or punishing a child for cos its not the childs place to sort his or her hair.
Long story short, any teacher that tries such with my child would have his or her head, armpit and even pubic region shaved by paid mad men in the school assembly ground with the whole students as spectators.

My first love letter.
The day I prepared a meal, a pot of soup actually alone without moms supervision, for the whole family.

She doesn't look like the Chioma I see on my screens so yes, its a fake for me.

Which sort of useless, hopeless kids are these?their dad obviously does not have relatives or cool friends else those punk kids would be chiling out in some barracks now. They've tactically taken over the house with their dad thrown out and mom abandoned in some herbalists hut.
A man wants a second wife?fine!last I checked polygamy is not a crime.he's getting the wife with his own money, not anyones.instead of the kids to offer emotional support to their mom, they were busy fighting to keep a house they knew how or when it was built.
In my own books and if actually the dad moved out of that house, I see absolutely nothing wrong with the mans decisions. Given the limited info the op has, is it established that the man didn't settle his wife before venturing into the new marriage? Foolish children!!!
What says they are not responsible for their moms predicament?how come when their dad announced his intention of using his gratuity to get a new wife all they thought of was asking him to move out as opposed to asking for a nice settlement for their mom?
Btw, if the dad already moved into a new place with the new wife, how come he's still "thrown out" ?
The new wife sef is cool headed, if its some 'isi agbo ncha' type of women, those kids would be cooling down somewhere now. Yeye dey smell.

Anti virus,ndewo!
Onweghi onye na akpari nmadu ebe a, ihe nile bu egwu na obi Uto.

Odunnu,amu a na asoka gi. P dikwa egwu!
LOL

Haha
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Umunne m sef.
Nwa darfur rapu ndi asiri. Ije mu na gi bu ö gbara Igbo ghari. Anyi ma egwu anyi na agba. Lol
Eze nri, kedu ije?I felt and noticed your absence, glad to see you around.
Achi and co, nani ochi ka m na achi. Unu na eleli Nwa darfur and it aint right.

Lmao!!!

Korrection: This is called GRAMMATICAL INNUENDO...SPEAK MORE FOR YOUR SERVANT HEARETH

Argh, you don't want to put your email here? Same here!
anywayz, I really wish you well in your search.

Ikekings, Udo chukwu dikwara gi. Imela!
Blackpikin, okwa ajuju ka Adabekee na aju gi. Ö na aju gi onye ebe I bi, ihe I na- aru na onye obodo I bu?o na- akpodo igbo ya isi n'ala. Lolz
Otele, a nuru m na è nwere new strains (nje) gonorrhea na e nweghi ogwu bekke yet and knowing all of toshmans "voyages and explorations", a dighim too keen on ihe ya ahu ozo. So m ga Akwa dokita ya 'Chafuta' di thing anyi were ya ga chuo aja. Lolz mi rove darfur! I na-ato m ka sugar.
Igbo happy sunday

How do the so called "fulani herdsmen" get hold of bullet proof vests?
This Nigeria is a wonder wonder land.

How sir, you didn't leave your contacts?
Would next month be ok?I'm currently in the village tending to my yam and vegetables farm.

Paulboy21: Get in contact with me

^Halt sir.
How does creating a fun FBK page of her own equal to having lovers?The husband is having fun on FBK,is it wrong if she seeks her own fun there too
Btw,what do u suggest she does?Keep checking the hubby's wall and moaning in misery?the time spent on checking out the husbands wall would be more productive if shes using it to 'play' with others,anything to keep her mind happy and boost her ego.All FBK marriage wahala is solved on FBK.lolz

Story story!
So now you wat to just leave him to his fate?kai.Listen,this Naija na jungle,to survive one must be posh and rough.No two ways about it.You cant organise some bad boys eh?Upon all the red eye guys wey full town dey find job?No one for the whole of your family can arrange "boys" to catch and deal with the bloody scammers?See?they'll go free now and continue scamming others.With 20 to 30K,you should be able to get 7 boys to get those fvcktards.See as my body dey vibrate here.lol
Be aware that not providing funds for him wont "stop" the jazz or "end" your bros jonzing.Those guys can be desperate oh,if he goes to them empty handed they might get mad and . . .God forbid bad thing sha.

What stops her from creating her own "sisi eko" FBK account,splash pictures everywhere and get men queing to date her ?
I seriously have no advise for her.whatever she choses to do(including doing NOTHING),i supoort 101%

Depends on who you know and where u are.Had i been in your shoes i'll coerce the boy to atleast spill the location orcontact of those guys thenvisit them with badddd boys.I love to cure all evil with evil when it comes to scam.
I wont give him a penny either.Forget all the story of he's placing it in his room,he would take it to them.If you must give,arrange for some fake notes.

Very pathetic.Men fighting anddying over a puccie!

I have 4 boys and 3 girls, can I apply sir?
When should we come and where do we meet up?
Btw, I hope you'll carry me and 7 childrens along to Britian?

Belated happy birthday, freecocoa!
Hope you had lots of fun.many more happy returns.

So how do the "women" contact you?don't tell me you expect them to chase and woe you all over the thread. Anyway, na you dey seek so you are the king here.
Lmao

Where's your contact?you might consider adding a contact ie phone or email.
Someone out there might want to reach out. Sorry if its there already, I'm mobile and hence limited to what I can see on here.

Link to your thread please?
We might be able to push it so more folks see it, who knows something might come up?
It is well!

Number 1 lie "in African tradition, the woman goes to the husbands church" . Biko, which African tradition ?the true African religion was not Christianity so why use ATR as an excuse when it suits you?
Back to your problem and quoting a bible verse for good measure sef "can two work together unless they agree?"
Religion is one thing I believe, well aside kpekus that a couple should have perfect understanding and agreement on.
When you all miss out on a beautiful relationship because of religious dogmas or lack of thereof, I hope you all won't complain when its far too late and the scales start falling of your eyes.
How can you love or agree with God when you can't even agree with your fellow man?
Emancipate yourself from religious slavery.

Oh ok. I could have been able to pull a few strings for you if it were jukwoi or gwagwalada areas.
Kubwa?hmmn that side is semi- expensive now.
Have you tried posting an ad. @ the property section?just start a thread there, state your need and budget (150K)

John, you produce it?when and where does it air?
I meant our "ijaw names and meaning" thread. Can't find the link now.

Which areas of Abuja can you stay factoring in proximity to work and school, cost of living etc ?
Just asking.

Soyinka's first picture made him share an uncanny semblance with Asa, the lovely songbird.
Onyeka is just cute.