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Tosh leeee.I kpala m aka nga ojoo.Odunno puo na uzo biko.Oya Tosh lekwa my favorite version,excuse me dance:
Give me
1 bottle of tombo
Na opener eji akpo ya
Na one big wrap igbo.
LOL.

Konnections can u shed more light as to how it works,please?

^Me too.
Ihunanya n'etiti blackpikin na Adabekke.Ada,blackpikin si m gwa gi na o huru gi n'anya ma chokwa ilu gi.hoha

This is awesome!
God bless everyone that contributed cash,prayers,kind.
God bless Queenafric for raising the awareness.
We pray God blesses Iya Ayo in her new business venture and as Ayo starts school,may she be granted knowledge.This labor of love won't be in vain.Amin.

sarutobie: Thanks for the insultive correction onye nkuzi ndigbo..I know y I purposely used ibo instead of igbo..did u have to 'correct' som1 with such negative remark? Do u think you can write,speak the igbo language more than me?..kpachara anya gi ebe ahu oo! O buru na onweghi ezigbo ihe I nwere ikwu na-ebe a,biko mechie onu ure gi!!..

I dikwa egwu! Nsopuru di uko.

Toshman ara a gbala gi finally.
Cherekwa ka nwa Darfur jide gi.Egwu ahu di uto oo,egwu anyi jiri gba alabanko mgbe uwa wu uwa.cheei! Infact,owu egwu nwa Darfur ji tuorom marriage format.hehe
Mazi Achi,a nam ekele gi. Ka m tule proposal gi ahu nke oma.connecting rod aspect of isi okwu gi a dikwa tempting. Rikom first ,,ka m che ya nke oma.

Ele Odunnu na Otele? Adabekke na Agaba kwanu?Ozi ekele m gara umu Igbo nile,nke onye na eme di nma,ngozi na amara Olisa.

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See folks foaming in the mouth as usual. . .
If they must deport,then we are coming back with our GH korti's.I aint moving an inch without mi odo.All the GH brothers rocking NG etwe's,y'all berra get ready to relocate.
Bottomline is:i don't believe this story.Can't possibly be true.
@Awalla,cedi valueless?Mi pacho did you say you are living in Ghana?is that a new joke or what?

Lovely pictures.

How old are you and the girl?
I think you can take care of her while she stays with the mom and visits you.The mom might come around after the baby's arrival.

Inexperienced to marry her but very experienced,skillful and sharp in fvcking her,right?

Not surprised.
People have been getting married lately for highly pathetic and ridiculous reasons.Men marry a lady solely cos 'thr kpekus is sooo good',shes fair complexioned,shes a great cook,shes from a rich home while the women marry cos the dude has a fat wallet.all superficial and change with time then the "real" personality manifests and they cry wolf.Looking around sef,I doubt if marriage is meant for everyone.Some are great at being called 'uncle and aunty' and would still make a horrible 'dad ormom',some are super as 'lover,mistress,booycall' but would suck as a 'wife or husband'.
Life would be much easier if we stop placing emphasis on this marriage ish.I'm however happy being and staying married.

Nice but following what u preach,time spent reading this would have been more productive acting goalie for my boys.lol
Seriously,its not easy,we most times get too carried away chasing money and trying to give the best to our kids that we miss out on one of the most important aspects of parenting;spending quality time together.May God help us.

Odunnu na otele.Otele e jirila tall tales confuse-e ma rikwa Odunnu.Nke ka njo bu na Otele ga ericha Odunnu tuturu dross na crotchet ya ree,nwere ego ya nwuo anwuru na old kent road.
Achi nwanna,ndewo.kedu ka eke si anya anwu?o nwere ife i cholu i gwa m?bia m nso maka na nti na akom oko.
Tosh a nam ekele oh.@Pres elect,

I didnt at first want to click on the this thread but wow,im so glad i finally did.What a comic relief!
Bia ephraim ? ROFL
Some of us would do so well as comedians.

Mu he he.
Survival instincts.The people won't believe unless there is a miracle so,miracle it is,by force,farce or fix!

Don't mind Odunnu jor.
OP =Oponu!

Ex to me means good memories.Have just an ex,late though.

Maintenace in Naija most often than not simply means 'patch patch' not repair.
Pour coal tar on potholes instaed of filling the hole first,use nail instead of getting the right bolt,repaint rusted iron instead of changing it.etc
I hope i would be proved wrong.

home alone,Jamina,sound of music,the good bad and ugly,scarface,7 boys and 7 girls,Nagin,living in bondage,Riddles and jokes(series),sisters act,sunita,danger mouse,the last american virgin(p0rn),coming to America,Aladdin lamp(orsomething)
Good old days.

^We dey push am= we are trying to survive/we are hustling.
Make u let me know when u jab am=Inform me when you hitbig or make it financially.

Co-sign both posts above.
Be yourself from the onset,be sure of who you marry.

Achi I nakwa a like m, zere Nwa darfur oh. Aka m adighikwa ya.
Lol

Odunnu na otele a lala defence. Hmmn

Tosh, eche m na Nwa darfur a gwala gi kwusi I kpo m "ifysco na ifytic" ?
O putara na I naghi atu Nwa darfur ujo?
Nwa darfur ga elo gi live oneday soon.

Ehen tosh, o nwere ihe I choro I gwa m ?I ga abia choochi? A choro m izi gi a confusing verse trusting that you, as Nwa catechist can help me.
Tosh, mee ka anyi hu. Hoha!

I'm preparing and having ofe owerri tonight so i'll translate this tomorrow. . . With enough owerri-ness flowing through my obara and akwara.

Anyi a choghi nice nice, afam and high chief, when are you guys inviting us to your igba nkwus?lol
Dede Andrew, bless you too.

I think most of the natural and mystic powers agree to this one law : keep your hands clean, your heart pure and your thoughts free of evil.
Heck, even the other religions conform to that too.
Do the above and be free from all vodoo, mystic, religious spells.

That picture of ayo sporting an eyeglass is priceless!!!

God bless nairalanders.