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Culture › Re: Ilaje Sweethearts Come Highly Recommended by ifyalways(f): 8:20pm On Jun 16, 2012
Hello,old man.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 8:11pm On Jun 16, 2012
Looool!
Tosh wu onye ara.looool
Ochi na acho igbu m.Tosh onye apari.
Culture › Re: Videos And Pictures From Igbo Cultural Festivals. by ifyalways(f): 8:03pm On Jun 16, 2012
Ezeuche,where have u been?
Nwunye gi amugo?
Culture › Re: Rebranding Nigeria- “Culture And Tradition” by ifyalways(f): 4:50pm On Jun 16, 2012
T.B Joshua is indeed generous.
Culture › Re: Videos And Pictures From Igbo Cultural Festivals. by ifyalways(f): 4:44pm On Jun 16, 2012
^LOL.
Igbo pipu sef,oti poju.
Culture › Re: A Growing 'Nigerianisation' Of Ghanaian Society? by ifyalways(f): 1:41pm On Jun 16, 2012
One word for article and writer : "Kwasia" !
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Administrative Jobs In Abuja. by ifyalways(op): 9:44pm On Jun 14, 2012
Curious about what, uzor?
What do you have on the table?
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:39pm On Jun 14, 2012
Lol.
Odumchi e gbuola tosh. Tosh buru Onye nwere Uche, o ga a noro odu otu ebe che echiche nke oma maka onodu gbagharia na ö di ndu onwu ka nma nke nwanyi ya debere ya.
Chai!
Culture › Re: Come And Eat: Is It For Formality Or Do You Mean It. by ifyalways(f): 9:34pm On Jun 14, 2012
I don't invite anyone, I usually use the french style which is to "tell you that I'm eating" . . . What you do with the information is entirely up to you.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin Pardons Igbinedion by ifyalways(f): 9:25pm On Jun 14, 2012
^its monarchy, you don't get an explanation for everything.
Politics › Re: I Lied, Says Shamed Farouk Lawan by ifyalways(f): 9:00pm On Jun 14, 2012
A huge shame,I was one of his praise singers during the probe days. He looked, acted and talked so innocent.
Politics › Re: Eze Ndi Igbo Parliamentary Office - Constitutional Conference in Progress... by ifyalways(f): 8:53pm On Jun 14, 2012
Wow @ thread.
I reserve my comment. . .
Family › Re: Her Boyfriend Won't Reveal His Surname And Age by ifyalways(f): 10:14pm On Jun 13, 2012
jarem: @op ur friend met d dude online, probably NL, nex time she shuld try FB, they av more info on individuals there...better luck next time!
lol
If na nld sef the babe go make do with the screen name,tis better than nothing.
This story is very depressing.Is this what our mothers are breeding now,our sisters and buddies?I think even hoes demand for names and have other means ofdetecting ur real names if they pick interest in you and want u for long term(info provided by walestar)
Culture › Re: Unanswered Questions And Contradictions. by ifyalways(f): 9:37pm On Jun 13, 2012
Oga has atleast 3 differentmeanings,which do u want ?
Oga:boss
Oga:a kind of game kids play,prominent in Igboland
Oga:brb
Culture › Re: Why Do Yoruba People Bury Dead People In Their Balconies? by ifyalways(f): 9:16pm On Jun 13, 2012
Yoruba's in my opinion and observation are known for burying the dead in the cemetries.If at all any tribe is guilty(?) of what the OP is saying at all then its the Igbos,IMO.
Nothing wrong/right in burying within or outside a living home/residential quarters,each to his own.
Culture › Re: Igbo Names & Their Meanings by ifyalways(f): 8:53pm On Jun 13, 2012
Ihekerenma,lovely name.makes me wish i had a daughter.
Culture › Re: Getting Married To The Dead by ifyalways(f): 12:04pm On Jun 13, 2012
Hello! What is a "fact" ?, your fact?
This conversation ends here. . . Seeing that an ignorant rant qualifies as a fact in your books.
Good day.
Culture › Re: Getting Married To The Dead by ifyalways(f): 11:49am On Jun 13, 2012
Seriously how stupid and daft can one get huh
One lousy fella, wakes up and hears or manufactures some papal bulls then comes online to sing "this is igbo culture, I heard my mom say this" etc and folks like seriously believe that?

No where in igboland is such a "sick imagination" pratised please.
The real deal is if a man co-habits with a woman without paying her dowry and marrying her properly in the traditional way and the woman dies unfortunately in his house, he has to pay her dowry properly before going ahead with the funeral rite.
Culture › Re: Help Me Identify And Translate This Language by ifyalways(f): 11:38am On Jun 13, 2012
Youruba.
Translates :all the languages you are speaking, I don't understand, say what I would understand.English or our(yoruba)language. I don't understand french. Welcome.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:08pm On Jun 12, 2012
Lol.
Ihe nile Nwa darfur dere maka tosh bukwa eziokwu. Tosh a naghi anyu nshi ma ya forokwa nke na eshi uchi ma nwanyi ya noro in town.

Oteletened otele ole ije?

Pres elect,mi rove!
Blackpikin, a no m ya. Trying to hazie Ada bekke for you.
Culture › Re: Dna Test Confirms I'm One Of You by ifyalways(f): 2:56pm On Jun 12, 2012
Interesting.
Culture › Re: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland Cultural Office by ifyalways(f): 2:53pm On Jun 12, 2012
Zubby, dalu. Nkea putara na m nwere ike I de akwukwo Ozi ma o bu nke ekele nye mazi Leonard na Oge na adighi anya.
Imela!
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by ifyalways(f): 2:43pm On Jun 12, 2012
Nna m si na a gbasia oso, a guo mile. (its never how far but how well)

Biri nu!
Family › Re: Driver Kidnaps 3 Children After Picking Them Up From School by ifyalways(f): 2:31pm On Jun 12, 2012
Have they been found?
Crime › Re: Ijeoma Okafor Sells Her Children To Survive by ifyalways(f): 2:16pm On Jun 12, 2012
Sold to who?
Why does it seem like they are not interested in finding out the people that bought the kids, huh?

Na wao .
Family › Re: Please Help Ayomide - An Abandoned Child by ifyalways(f): 9:32am On Jun 12, 2012
God bless every one that has supported this cause.
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by ifyalways(f): 5:09pm On Jun 10, 2012
I got your points now sir but still if men have a problem and can't deal with it without trying to rope us women in,they'd be the one to come out with shyte on their faces not us.lol
Btw,what are u rejecting,your key to happiness and bliss?Someone wants to go to bed cold,alone and "unhappy" tonite tongue tongue tongue
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by ifyalways(f): 4:49pm On Jun 10, 2012
Lol, harakiri is out. Its a full house.
Erhm, the thread is about men who have chosen to :
Be unhappy in their marriages.
To remain in their so called unhappy marriages.

Are women to be blamed for this as well huh

Methinks, that men that fits into the above description are "confused dogs who want to eat their cakes and have it"

Lmao!
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by ifyalways(f): 4:40pm On Jun 10, 2012
I'll be brief. Lol
A man according to most men on this board can only stay sane and happy in their marriages, if he occasionally cuts show discretly outside. Their emotions, devotion and loyalty still belong to the wives @ home. they (say or think) love the wife but as a matter of fact must cheat with no strings attached and with anything that has a hole.
Sagamite is married to Jenny but he can he cheat with queensmith with Jennys image in his head.he believes he would be unhappy the day he stops fvcking queensmith and at same time claims he only sees queen Cos his dyke is on a different wavelenght from his head or heart.this just like sums up the 2 weird arguments from most men on this board :
You can fvck a girl you are not emotionally attached to.
You can be happy in your erstwhile "unhappy" married life so long as you keep cheating.

Some of you men are confused dogs. Lolz
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Charity Organisation- E-Helpers Network by ifyalways(f): 4:07pm On Jun 10, 2012
Family › Re: A massage can go a long way to make ur spouse/dearest one appreciate u better by ifyalways(f): 3:46pm On Jun 10, 2012
Whenever we are together, I give and get good massage sessions. Erotic if I may add.
@deybowlar,I learnt by going for professional massage sessions myself. Look for a spa and massage lounge in your location, and on your second or so session, you would have an idea of how to use your hands, where, how and when to massage, tickle and touch each body part.
For a perfect effect, get some nice massage oils(I recommend "body shop" Japanese musk), dim lights, cool music,fluffy pillows, solid bed and both partners na.ked.
Family › Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by ifyalways(f): 3:33pm On Jun 10, 2012
Lol but I won't argue your statistics as I don't have all the facts and moreso not a man. Men have had this extremely ridiculous theory that a man can and would "bunk lady a while thinking of miss b" meaning the scrotal sac and its tenats are not on the same page with the head/ heart. Hmmn
Does it also mean that on average, a man's happiness is proportional to the "physical attributes" of his woman? Remember, 80% of the married men I know have "cheated to remain happy". . . According to you.
I wonder if the married women are also unhappy in their marriages and hence cheating Cos the kini that once fires @ one touch now needs to be pushed, warmed up for 30 mins before one gets a semi action?
Do we as women just share the memo and accept without doubt that "nearly all supposedly happily married men are happy in their marriages Cos they get the chance to cheat once in a while" ?
I have no answers oh and its good listening to the men provide it on here.
Btw, your last paragraph is cool.
Sagamite, happiness is relative and if staying married but carefully cheating is a mans definition of happiness then so be it. It does not mean the man is "unhappy" in his marriage, it simply makes the man an insatiable dog. A "happily" married dog or maybe aside s.ex, there are other aspects of married life that equally leave men 'happy'. You wouldn't know till you get into the system. . . Lol

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