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No emotions whatsoever if those killed where actually Igbos.
Back to topic,God knows the best and he would surely arresst the brains behind this oneday,someday.My sympathies to the relatives,dependants especially of the dead.

Have GEJ said "Amen" to the prayers going on @ the state house?This might be a form of punishment for that his 'amenless prayer' sin,who knows.
Yeye country

coogar: never knew you were once a fan of ménage à trois

LOL.
The spirit controlling a single care free girlie is so much different from the one dwelling with a married woman.
Then i was like,why sulk,cry and lament when u can as well join,have all the fun then "repent,confess and forgive" each other ?
Yeye thoughts.

Sharp business man.
Rofl

The hubby messed up big time.No regard or respect for the home,their bed.Of all the hotels,motels and places to bring a hoe,its their VERY bedroom he chose
What advise does she need?Make she just siddon jejely go lick her wounds.Are there kids involved?Is the man genuienly repentant?Can she forgive and forget wholly?its her call,she gets to make all the decision and live with it;good or bad.

When i was younger and single,i used to think that the day i'd catch my husband with another woman,i would just peel off my clothes and join the fun,sweet 3somes . . .LOL.
My views have long changed.

lmao
Dubem na atu egwu ala akamu.Nwoke ujo.

youngies: I guess it is safe now to conclude that our inability to correctly translate "I miss you" in Igbo may mean that Ndi Igbos are not in the habit of missing anybody. We simply move on.

I dikwa funny,nwoke pucccy eater.
I na asu Yoruba na awusa?Ha abuo e nweghikwa any "perfect" translation maka 'I miss you' so you might as well say that Nigerians cos we dont have what you think is the correct translation for "miss/missing" are not in the habit of missing anyone.
Ochi na atokwa m.

Odumchi,this issue have been overflogged here kama taa wu sunday ya mere,aga m eji obi sunday school tinye onu na okwu gi.lol

N'uche ke m,o bu oke na oru ezi nne na nna obula igba mbo na asuru ma na akuziri umu ha nile asusu Igbo n'ulo.Umu gi nwere ike isu french,bekee na ihe obula masiri ha n'ulo akwukwo mana n'ulo,nani Igbo.N'ulo m,nani Igbo ka anyi na asu ma jirikwa na akpa nkata.Na lagos ebe a,a hula m umuaka aka Igbo na anaghi asu ma o bu anu Igbo.Nke ka njo bu na even bekee owu ha amaghi asu.I juo ha,osisa ha bu "i no dey speak Igbo,na only English i sabi speak" . . .a maghim mgbe pidgin nwuru anwu ji gho English.At the end of the day,ha anwuru usu;Igbo ha asughi,bekke ha a maghi.

Nne na nna teta nu na ura!

LOL,Odunnu.I choro ka m na gi luo ogu? A hapuru m gi lolo,hapuru gi obi eze yet anya gi ka nokwa n'ahu Nedu?Ebe o di gi otu a,mu na gi ga "ahuko,eriko" ihe Nedu at same time.Nedu no na ofe.
hahaha

Jenny,Yeah right.When one brings home his/her suitor and the parents start asking where u work,who ur parents are,most folks assume they are being nosey or sizing up the man but we know they ask so they can call a family friend,a friend of a friend(theres always a network) to confirm your story and get hold of ur professional and family history.Amu oke kwa?Oke e nwere amu at all?LOL
@OP,I might be wrong but i think giving him money is enabling him.He has a degree thankfully,he should go and work and start now to be responsible.You guys can assist in the job placement sha but raw cash?i think its unwise.
On the bright side,ur lil' cuz enjoyed oh! 1 month of constant kpekusing from a man whose only job was to eat,sleep and fire on.Otu Ocha.

rofl.
Okija anyugo nshi na choochi ozokwa,doro bible hicha otele.Unu hapukwanu Okija.E kwenyere m na obu onye Igbo.Anyi nile nwere "nkwenye(beliefs),echiche(thought process) di iche iche ya mere a ga na enwe nghotafi ufodu oge.E tere ugba,e tere azu,iwe nwanne a naghi eru n'okpukpu.O dim ka o bu konji na enye Okija nsogbu ufodu oge,a gam a choro ya okuku Igbo kara aka soon.Igwe bu ike!

Back to "ihe kwu oto",Nedu kedu oge i ga a bata na "nkolo m" ?O jim baddddddd.Ihe kwu oto na e-shoot sharp.Uta awusa.lolz

Physically exhausted
Permanent erektion

Like seriously?
People just wake up and marry strangers No background checks,not even one visit @ the so-called office/company etc ? You guys should expect more revelations and surprises as the marriage advances so y'all better put on your shock absorbers and sit tight.The guy might have a family somewhere,No? lol

OP,before your "reserved" family set out to raise money for this guy,it would be nice if you guys dig deep to know who he really is.You guys might just be raising his visa/ticket money,his kids school fees or his real wife's biz. capital.
Btw,is it that he NEVER worked @ shell,not even as a gateman or he DID worked there at a point in his life but got laid off during or just after the courtship/wedding

I can only connect with the "scary and BS seex education",can't remember the details of my first red flag.
Ask me about my first kpekus.Oh la la.

taryour: Op is dat all or u are still typing?

lmao

I thought he was long married?Happy maried life to them

For me , NO dulling !!!

John is Ijaw?Good to know.
I have asked before in one thread but didnt get no reply,please what does the gift of tortise by your guests signify and would it be seen as rude when a host rejects such a gift?

Onyi nwa,Chukwu gozie gi na di gi.Alum di na nwunye unu ga aga nke oma,unu ga ebikwa na udo,nwa nwoke na nke nwanyi,ihe unuga eri agaghi ako unu.Onyi chetakwa na di gi bu eze na agu gi(king and defender),kwanyere ya ugwu mgbe nile,mee ya ezi enyi gi,gbahara ya(he sure would misbehave every now and then,all men do),there are no 'perfect marriages' " kama ezi nwanyi na emezi ulo ya.

Youngies,kedu ije? I miss you =Anam e-missi gi.A nam eche maka gi is not a direct translation but it fits.Btw,siggygia bu ebelebe igba.

Ah,no names?I've got some liver so here goes :Drogba used some Ivorian jazz on F. Torres legs.lol
@Topic,I think it becomes sensational and "news" because the footballers themseleves claim to be or are known as Christians/muslims and therefore should not consult 'black gods' for favors.You can't be white by dawn and black by dusk.If they are known all over as faithful devouts of ATR's or Animism,this wont raise no dust.

^Reading that,my first reaction was like,"no,it can't be" but on second thoughts and not taking just the literal meaning,its absolutely true.An okro never grows taller than the farmer.

Hahahaha,nwanyi o dikwa nmana osi gi n'onu puta.Ihe kwu oto,gbara agba na adikwa m nma.
Nedu,i ga akwu fine.Okwu Eze Only truth kwu oto ka ara not ihe nwoke.I dago iwu ndi umuada and dika onye na ejide ego,i put it boldly to u na i ji anyi ugwo akpa ego ise or else,i ga ezi umuada nile individualy,ihe gi kwu oto!

Wow!
Much ado about 3somes. Still tonite, permanent ashi men (born2fuck) would still be on top of their game.

Twinkle does @ lagos.heard its more painful and expensive than getting a tattoo in the first place.

Goodluck.

What drug incident

Doh. Rockfella.
Dunno if there are much kiris in nld but I'm repping down town sapele.
Do you have some "kpo kpo garri and roasted fish" for me?I got some 'kiri root. Love them plus their cuisine is superb.

Who really cares? Goat weds sheep, sheep weds goat?same of same noni !

@physics, that applies only to "picking money by the road side" lol
Eg, you are going down your street and you happen to see a 1000N note on the ground which obviously slipped from someones purse. The average Nigerian believes the money is a set trap by money ritualists and picking it would either turn you to an inante object (yam, goat) or transfers your good fortunes to the person that dropped the money. Now to deactivate either of the aforementioned jujus/ effects, urinating on the cash before picking it is necessary. Lolz

^ except its either running from something or running after one.

@topic, pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him sef no go close eyes.

Onyi ndewo. Gini ka "a nam eme engaged" putara or gini ka I choro ide?
I na alu di?
I di busy ?
Etc . Lolz

Presido 1, nkea a bughi gwam gwam gwam. Ihe gi na Feli mere m , I'm yet to recover and whenever ahu siri m ike, unu ga anu from me. Didn't know Feli mega Nwoke na nwanyi these days.ya diwagodi till I recover fully.
Lolz