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Pazienza, ya gaziere gi.
Igbo ndi oma ndu nmiri na Azu.

Disgusting.
What's a $100 fine btw? The couple should be locked and the key thrown away.

Oh dear!
He or she is getting her/ his divorce papers on that bed. You have a right to do anything to your body but you have absolutely no right to rope me in to your mess.no stopping to think through, its divorce straight off for me.

Being religious and non smoking makes a man good or a good husband material
I've never heard of a more ridiculous and sillly assertion!

@OP, where is your dad? Good cook or not, I wouldn't trust such a woman! Hope she does not get desperate or angry with you or your hubby(for turning her down) and do something funny to your food. Its strange your mom is turning a blind eye to her antics just Cos she's doubling as her school cook for free. Life is funny you know, your mom underpays her, she gets her full payment by controlling the house. . . You and your mom inclusive.

Temporal solution: ignore her totally.
Give your hubby BJ's and HJ's.

A woman would spill ONLY if and when she wants to,probing further wont yield any result.
If there are no relatives living with u then ur wife is not coming out clean.Don't involve a 3rd party yet,it would only complicate matters.
Swallow her story,be vigilante but not paranoid and if u wanna go allllllll the way,have a DNA test when she is delivered of her child,discreetly.Man gotta do what he gotta do.

I think that is men ego,not limited to our sweet Urhobo brothers.

Yes,Udara is cherry.@ Odunnu,just call the ugiri "giris" like the white man would do.

@Odumchi,dunno ya song.The most popular udara song is:
Udara m too,nda
too too too,nda
nwunye nna m oh,nda
gote/zuta udara n'ahia,nda
racha racha racha,nda . . .
The theme was from the story of an orphan that was maltreated by the step-mom,she planted an udara seed by her moms grave and it grew to a tree of gold/treasures/sweet udara fruits(twisted depending on the story teller) that the king ate and married the girl.

Train : Ugbo oloko
Bike : Igwe oku

What else is there to do than to believe her,watch and pray
Do u have grown relatives staying with u and can u ask them?Your wife coming up with 3 different stories when confronted is quite unusual but still the unexpected revelation and question might have come as a shock hence her reply.
Wetin man go do?u want ask the drug who use am?Marriage is not for the faint hearted,endure.lol

Slizbeat: I have being wondering if the igbo language is incomplete or is it that the igbo language is going into extinction. Just few weeks back, i was asked a question worthing 10,000 Naira but couldnt answer it because i was confused and short of idea. The question was "what is TABLE in igbo language?", please if you know it, you can help me out so i wouldnt lose such money again. Ma fellow Ndigbo, share yours(words that confuse you) so we can interact and know how to get it solved. You can as well let me know the meaning of "BED" and "MOSQUITO" in igbo language

. . . So because you don't know what simple things like table,bed na mosquito are called in igbo the language is onits way to extinction.
kuora onwe gi aka .

Pride is relative,imo. what do you see as/mean by pride?
wa doo.

Odunnu: @Nri Priest: aka m, na ukwu m di n'elu na ekele gi. Ya diri gi mma. Udo diri onye obula

heehehe
Otu ocha ma o burukwa ndi mba4. Ukwu na aka gi di n'elu? nke a bu extended whellbarrow style ka obu gini? udo diri ndi kwere ekwe .
Umu nne m biko mu na ego nwere perfect understanding. odunnu buruwa lolo,a choghim ima kama a gam aburirri ojide ego or else . . .

Happy Sunday onye o bula,e nwere m rice na ofe akwu maka ndi agu na agu.
@eze nri,eji arusi efe/ago arusi . . . nnam bu arusi na eje uka,ife nine di na obala.lolz

PetroDolla: Chei Ify, wodi wo Gh kotie kese3 denden a 3da ho ma wo dabia, huh? Good for you. Woye akora bonee paa!

lol
3w3 nyame.

otumfour: ^^^^ ify! u izz 1 badt gurl lol! , ur twi is superb dear

mi da wo ase bebreee.
3te sen?

tobnical: u tot its yeye thread. this is an eye opener for we guys. who knws how many guys u hv deceived lik dat...lol! yeye girl!....lol!

lol
you still never give me the scores,I need am badlllllly.
Some girl chanced me with this same 'virginity ish' . I need the man back,by hook or crook.

Moving into a seperate room in my opinion is childish and is not for a woman that actually wants to save her marriage.the boy is already here,its best to first accept that,cool down and think out a permanent soution to their marital stress cos honestly,the arrival of the boy is not the major problem.
I suggest she move into her husbands room,continue her wifely duties ie makin food(the boy washess up after himself,she has to let him know now and make sure he complies) then after like 1 week,sit the husband down for a talk in the bedroom.she should find out what the boy intends doing while he stays with them(school,work,applicant,business,jambite),the answer would be pointers on the way to go.

Somee men can be real petty sha,its possible bringing in this brother without informing the wife is his way of getting back at her . . .it takes a lot of patience,strenght,stronghead(once in a wwhile) to stay married.

Good one ,Ghana!
A government that makes an effort to look out for its citizens.Mi d) mi gh korti, k3se3, denden a 3da h) ma me dabeaaaa!!!

tobnical: fake virginity- someone who is already disvirgined adopting some methods which still make her have the same experiences virgins use to have during their first time. they often do dat to prove to their men dey were decent.

Please sir can you kindly elaborate on the "methods" ?
I need me some tricks too.LOL
Yeye thread

Onye army,i believe they do @ ante natals but how many of the 'lowest of the low' can afford ante natals ?Lagos state is trying though,heard all one needs do to get herself qualified for a free ante natal service is to get the hubby donate a pint of blood.I can't start listing the pros and cons of the idea.

@Odumchi,do Aros use nkasi for cocoyam?Thats quite something,Onichans do too but i think the central Igbo is ede.
Btw,whats eggplant?garden egg?Anywayz,garden egg : Anara.

Odumchi how can i ever forget onye bu eze,after all the vigorous campaign i took part in?A mam na onwu Only truth wu eze and sincerely im not so impressed.Ajuju m ka dikwa Valid,onwere onye huru Ezeuche?
Odunnu dear,a bughi ode akwukwo kama o burukwa na unu ga-eme m onye na jide ego,obi ga adim nma.Bata bia nwere oche na akuku eze as agile lolo i bu.lol

Menek ! what a beautiful surprise,hows business going and life generally?
I'm so glad to see you around.You DID made alot of people proud. . .against all odds.

Who is Emeka Ngige?Can we have his profile?

Btw,why is this @ the HP?Someone's itching for another "Igbo/Yoruba" weekend wrestlemania?lol

Bluetooth is a funny guy and u see the comedian in him in every "Igbo/Yoruba" thread.LMAO.

How u take know the name of that pharmacy?Na dia u dey go buy condoms?lol
Seriously,wont the building itself and the workers intimidate a lily livered poor dude that wants to dash in,get some advise or pill on family planning and dash out.Many have out of fear bought 'andrews liver salt or panadol' instead of what they originally set out to get ;Condoms.

Why the hell do 'chemists' hide condoms?You'd see the old man opening hidden boxes or shelves just to get out a condom.We are too hypocritical,overtly religious and shameful but unrepentant sinners.Then again,the mentality that having more kids to bring in more money is another factor @ topic.The more the kids sent out to hawk,slave it out as house helps the richer the parents become.Eledumare punish poverty.

@ Dubem.Nothing mega kama Eze na Cabinet ya adighi serious.

Ezeuche is not a regular here anymore,is he on praternity leave anyone?

You are absolutely right !
I speak a little Yoruba so i tend to get things mixed up.Thanks for pointing that out.

No one mentions my favorite soup ?
Ok,where did "Owo" soup originate from?Bini,Ishan,Urhobo or Itsekiri ?lol

I don't care much really,so long as the soup is delish who gives a rats arse to when or where it originated?

Lovely thread.
Mosquito :Anwu nta
Housefly :Ijiji
Boa :Eke
Boa constrictor :Eke Ogba
Cat :Nwa ologbo
Cow :Ehi/Efi
Praying mantis :Oku okpo
Bedbug : Chinchi
Earthworn :Idide

There is one ,when the first marriage was contracted.Couple mate and they become one,bloods become same and runs deep into both families.
It just does not seem right and infact ain't right.My brother eyeing my SIL?Holy shiit.

Nice write up but i HATE(excuse me) wild life.My husband says its fear and these days im begining to agree with him. . .i had a friend who got bite by a snake back in the days and unfortunately she died days later either from the poison or tetanus(she was out with friends when the incident happened,all kids and they had the wisdom of offering her first aid of spit and sand) and i think that somehow made me equate wildlife with death and danger.
My sons however love wildlife and taking them to the Lekki conservation centre each week is a nightmare for me though i must confess its a nice place if i would just stop being paranoid.lol