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Nri, never would I disclose oh. You know what I've decided?I'm going to give my first daughter in law that name. . . For real. Lolz

The name has cool meaning but very uncool to the ear and mouth.

^thank you. I have a benin friend, female but married to a yoruba that bears the name. I have always wondered the roots and to make it even more confusing, she abbreviates it to dele.twas recently she told me the real name is idele.

Thank you.

Honeric, thank you. Its such a "sad name" and quite unfortunately the bearer who is late now seems to have lived her life 'pleading with the world to live her alone' . . .
Thank you.

Is idele a bini name?

@jaybee, would you shout at your boss or client just so you could let out steam?

Whats the point now?

All this energy should be spent sorting out the little kids welfare and future.whats the point of seeking pity party or score cheap points from internet strangers?

ROFL.
who resurrected this thread?

Rabzy,i think we are digressing.Folks like born2fuck who have always boasted of seen and done it all might be able to chip in a word or two in respect to this my 'bogus claims'

I think aside genes and tutorials at an early age,Tiv's and indeed most middle belt female have access to native herbs which they use to make the down below more pleasant and tighter or whatever.

Now,help the OP,tell us what u think about Tiv people.

Rev. Mrs Dele George(Yoruba by marriage),founder of Strong tower mission and little saints orphanage.A trained accountant but left all for Charity.If ever there is a word like a "successful orphanage" then little saints is the word.Her honesty,tenacity and humility in the face of storms and trials is awesome.I love this woman.

Bimbo Akintola,an actress.I just love her.Her carriage,smile,face,everything about her makes me smile.

BlackPikiN: ^^^Your tori sweet die...lol

Helllllo stranger.Have you found your "orobo" missing rib?

Anyhoos,i await your own version of the Tiv testimony.First hand experience.Don't disappoint.lol

Can i get the meaning of "Inri" please.Might be Benin or Ishan,not sure.Thanks.

Nri,dalu so.E wepu na i kwulu now,a maghim ihe "nkpuke" putalu na agbanyeghi na ama m ihe ime nkpuke bu.Dalu Odogwu.

@Pozzy,ndewo.I bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi?A nam acho di,o buru na uche gi di ya,mee ka m mara.

Odumchi,nde aga ide?Ehen,ndi Aro ana ekwu "i mere olia?" and "Nnawo" for weldone or goodmorning.

Nri Priest,Imela.

I remembered something now and think I have another translation for "Iwenofu".When i was a kid and crying over a thing,my mom always say "O zugo nofu" meaning its ok/you've cried enough.Going with that 'nofu',IMO means its OK hence i think "Iwenofu" = Don't be angry again/control your bad temperament.

Moving on,can we translate the ffg names:
Nmuokwugwo(Anambra don't know the specific town)
Onukwuba(not Onukwube)
Agbakoba
Nwanosike

Rofl @ Mgboro.I'm not sure i would bear such a name oh,hoha.Forgive me but its too mgbekelicious and trust me,i have one mgbeke name like that too,from Aro,nne m ochie gave me that.I would force myself to smile when she calls me by that name but fight anyone else that dared to mention that name anywhere close to me.

She died and that name was buried with her.Love her lots kama aha ahu nwere nnukwu "K-leg".Pronounciation and spelling was both "no comment" LOL.Even abbreviating it makes it worst.How does one abbreviate a name like "Mgbeke" sef?Things can only get terrible from there. . .Mgby?

LMAO.

Seun: I can't find a good place to put the thing.
Where would you like it to be? On threads only?
Have you tried the END key?

Whatever happened to where it was before?Top right,center or left.
And yes,on threads only.Sometimes,its much more better(for me and i guess that was why it was there before) to read just an OP's post and reply a thread without necessarily reading others input.

I haven't tried the "END" key though.

This would most definitely be the last time i would ask,Seun Osewa where is the "scroll/go down" button ?

Story might be true,moreover OP edited the locations to Abuja-Lagos.

My query now is,almost all ATM have a CCTV,are you guys saying its totally impossible for our banks,victims,securities to fish out the culprits

This ought to be an easy lick na.

Good development,me likey!

The hunter became the game.Sharp babe collected money for clothes and all what not,seeks divorce after 1 month because she suddenly lost interest in Idris.Its about time o jare.

Wonder if she would have lost interest if it were a rich alhaji. . .

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Its like i knew, didn't bother reading them [/quote]Not so cool.Dunno about the other book but the potters wheel is a darn good read.A very lovely book.
Its much more beneficial than doing FBK and BBM all weekend.

@OP,so the questions were from which books?

LOL.

I used to get depressed but my husband helped me out.He said half of the stories posted here are unreal and the other real half posted by same set of people who have refused to take good counsel but would rather stay in their sorry siuations,keep changing usernames to recycle same stories.

I dont believe hes right but i hold on to that to keep sane.

I see fine ladies @ the malls,clubs,salons,spas etc on daily basics and cant help but wonder if all the smiles are but a facade?Going with the number of sob stories posted here,i sometimes think every married woman living in 9ja is living a lie or sitting on a time bomb.Its frightening.

Thank God im here and i can boldly say(within my circle) that is not as bad as its painted here.Marriage is still a beautiful thing,my prayers for those whose marriages are sour in and out remains:May God deliver you,may you help yourself.QED

Not gonna get migrane for another man's broken head.

dadicvila: what would you say about a stranger who is a good swimmer and have been swimming in that river for some years and still drowns in the river??or a river that has a special period it claims life?because i remember river nun(amassoma axis)claims lives of students every year during the fishing festival of the community and most of those students are good swimmers,superstition huh

Urban Legends,IMO.

Ow11 did a good job already.

rabzy: Madam, how you take know, dat bed thing na just reported speech.

I had a Tiv GF way back in nursing school.She dated my very close male friend.The guy used to be a player and cant stay with a babe for more than 6 months.Long story short,Tiv babe dump am after 4 months.The guy was crying,begging and engaged my services in getting the babe back.I was naturally surprised as the guy was a known cassanova,he confided in me that amongst other attributes,the babe was a "killer" under the sheets.

You can try one then come back and refute or support my claims.Sir

LOL @ list.Aside Swahili and Hausa,the list is funnnny.

NRI PRIEST: So,Seun finally released your blackass? Next time there will be chains around your neck,upper and lower extremeties just like slave!
Ogoli nuo nwanyi nabo omalu nke ka mma. Nwata sili na nnie ama nzu ike nya nwa ama enwenata ezumike! Ifele megbuo gi! I na asom oyi ka nsi!

LoooL
ololo oh,wetin he do you?Lekwa Nwoke Nri na iwe.

I think its the Francophone countries with exception of Cameroun.

They are soooo warm and very accomodating to foreigners especially those that are from non-french speaking countries,IMO.

@OP, are you sure that what you need now is a dating site and /or a soulmate?

I agre with blazay, I think you would do well by concentrating more on taking care of yourself, understanding how your body works from now henceforth, tips on nutrition, staying fit and then joining a support group. Of people of same status.


We used to have a positive but divorced igbo dude @ Belfast as neighbour. Its been quite sometime I spoke with him last so I don't know for sure if he's still searching. Would tell him about this thread.
Please, take good care of you first and stay strong.

exago: Why is a fire drill important?
If there is a fire, people need to be able to get out of the building quickly. A fire drill takes people through the process of leaving the building. Because they drill the process, they do not have to figure out how to get out in the midst of a real fire and they are less likely to panic.

now if this was the purpose then they did a poor job.

People were just rushing to their cars and driving off, those that stayed back did so because their transactions are not yet completed.

When eventually a man I would now assume to be the instructor came and asked everyone to come together for maybe tutorials on handling fire emergencies, no one except few of the bank staff went to listen to him.

Its all good eitherways.

Lol.
I have even forgotten I started a thread.

I thanki my God oh, my attachiri money was credited successfully. Thanki you my God!

Jarus, lol. See as dem put fear for my old bodi. No one expected fire drills on a busy Tuesday morning. Poor me and my bush igbotic head, I no even sabi wetin be fire drill.

Thanki God for nld.

Corky Joe escaped from odunni's pants?

Nice try but not funny.

^agbaya! Sue them now.

You are 22 years old and such things are bothering you?have you seen the airtel advert?you are 2 years away from the new nigerian millionaire set age. Lol

Seriously, get over it. It happens! My birthday is Dec 24th and from as little as my 6th year, I have come to accept that folks forget but that does not mean they love you less.

Happy birthday in arrears. . . I have a feeling you created the thread to pack "felicitations" from nlders. JK.

Shout at my husband ke?not even in my dreams.

The last time I shouted @ someone, I was thoroughly disgraced and "brought back to civil world" by my 3 years old son. I was very pissed with someone, had my sons in the car and was out giving the person a piece of my mind, screaming out my lungs. One of my sons poked out his face from the window and shouted "mom are you allright?why are you shouting?is the man deaf"

Trust kids now, they kept asking me throughout the drive home if the man was deaf or I sick.

Been tempted sometimes after that incident to shout at someone but I thank God I someone get the inner strenght to refrain.

If I can't shout @ my client no matter how stupid s/he is, why should I shout at my husband. . . Or anyone?

@OP, where are your parents

How in Gods name would a 14 years old boy stay out of the house for days on end?one day, you guys would be seeing him after such disappearance in jail, if something is not done!

Seriously,the family unit is nothing to write home about nowadays.all we hear are domestic violence, runaway fathers/mothers, parent-less kids exposed to all manner of vices at their early age. Its really pathetic.

Where are the goddam parents ?

Oh please not again!

Are BA and VS the only airlines that ply that route?is anyone forced to buy their tickets?

Don't we all know the folks that use BA and VS first and business classes?the politicians and contractors. Are they bothered about the fare?would they care or check elsewhere if tomorrow there is a 200% fare hike?NO!

Its all about class and showing off for us. The average ghanaian would use air maroc, klm, Turkish airline or any cheaper option for as long as the fare is reasonable, service is good etc as opposed to a nigerian whose first thought when flying is likely to be "what would my friends say when they heard I flew anything else besides BA"

Its so bad that you see immigration and airport workers looking down on people that alighted from "lesser" airlines as they put it.

Well, we want class?we've got it! No nagging or crying please.
BA/VS biz class, Abuja-London- Abuja = $4500. BA/VS biz class, Accra-London-Accra=$2000

Lmao.
Let's see what the minister would do. . .