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Odunnu: Even if its as low as N500 I used an ATM to withdraw and it didnt dispense yet debited my a/c, I will not rest until its credited and apology tendered.

Wait till Monday and report officially to both banks. What nonsense!

aka + ukwu gum. Lol
You are right though.

She go oh, she stay oh,crayfish still remains poor man's salmon.

Seun's Akpa amu must be shrinking too. . .


@yamakuza, I don't get your post. I couldn't locate any green box anywhere. A simple "go down" button and I would have to search for a green box by the right side and click under this and that. Is seun and his advisers or programmers aiming at a user friendly site at all?

Na wao.

Interesting thread.very.

Long lol @ "Kor brah"
Onyame adum.

bolorunfem: Eye melo tolongo wale, tolongo
okan dudu aro, tolongo
okan rere osun tolongo
so-so-so surubale - sooooooooo

@hardleyC, you are NOT ALONE!

He is so alone,infact,u both are in another world.lol

@Topic,my fav. are :
Shekeleke nye m mbo ocha ka i were oji.

Kedu onye ga abu oyi m(twice) onye ga-abu oyi m.

Kpakpa nkolo,kpa nkolo.Udu m oh,ogene.

When girls were mgbekes.

They eat meat alot!
A tiv man would have his fufu in 1 hand and meat in the other hand.

Their women are good in bed.Thats just the much i know.

Ewo,Obiajulu bu afa my one time crush.Nwanne my classmate Chidinma.hahahaaa.

Nri,thanks for providing the meaning of "Emordi",i have been asking around for it from people at home.

Nri or anyone else,can you provide me the meaning of the following names:

Aniegboka
Nwabufo
Nkolika
Ziemife
Kwentoh
Iwenofu

Now that im well rested can the cowards step out now,i was so expecting a "disturbance" on my line from the rats but obviously,they are yet to get the liver.I dey full ground dey wait.

Did i lie against the boy anywhere?If that leg was as bad as portrayed on the pictures how did it fit into a sneakers?

Y'all can do your thing,good and fine but if you lot expected me to be part of your sensational story then you lie BIG.

Is it now a crime or translates to "hating" because i arrived at a conclusion based on what i saw?you guys expected me to say what you guys "want" or what?

Thread title is very funny though.Please can it be modified?don't want Seun's wives fighting me,im only madam for my husband house.lolz

Funny world!

Spent in bed.From the bedroom to the hospital bed,back to the bedroom with 2 boys to mother.

My second year of marriage was so much fun.

What was he still doing in Kano?

Lol.

Empthy noises!
If una wan put oke for wahala make even one rat beep not to mention ring my line.

Those hefty guys that were stationed in front of the Baptist church, the hausa woman frying whatever's shop and just behind the block would sure love to get some bones broken.

R231, I'm fine really. It was just a call last night and nothing more.

I double dare them to breathe. . . A drunk fowl go soon jam a mad fox.

I'm careful. Thank you.

LadyT, I asked him how come the legs looked ok and very different from what was posted online and his reply is up there.

And from what I saw, I came up with 3 guesses,dunno how you missed the last one which was that "the legs are healed or cured now"

I might be bling or silly but the bandaged ankle I saw is most definitely not any thing as "bad" as the leg posted on this thread.

John oke or most definitely the people close to him reading this thread should please take note;
I'm no fool and try as much as possible to take adequate care of my security before embarking on any assignment.

I only report back what I saw and told exactly how I see it and told.

Therefore, ejiro of 08063823115 that claimed to be Johns sister should not dare to call my line again to tell me any bulls. I only reported what I saw and stand to gain or lose anything from this story.

I have duly informed John of this development by sms and going this step as a further note of warning. No rubbish would be tolerated from my ends.

3Kay,Yes,I met same guy.
I contacted him from the numbers posted here,spoke with him a couple of times on phone before i visited.I even saw his mom and elder brother.
I met Oke John yesterday.

It starts with YOU,the OP.For a relationship to survive,the first person has to be :
Real
Very honest
never lower your standards
never ignore what you cant tolerate,dont postphone the evil day.
Look for a friend first,love comes later.
someone that shares almost same idealogy,hobbies with you especially on issues bordering on religion,family life and values.

@Beaf,i thought u are already married?You bought and own "Your" wife and sorry if your wife is "confused" about that.

I love the bride prize concept.Make my sons grow quick so we can go pay Odunnu,Uju and Jenny's daughters bride prizes.N1 per head.LMAO

seun and NL2 sucks.

kelz88: I don't think anyone should be given a list. They should give what they can /what they want to. I feel sorry for guys. Spend spend spend! Will they ever be able to save?! So if after the introduction they don't end up getting married do they have to return the stuff?

Sorry for which guys?
Its very funny when people step into a strangers funeral then go ahead to roll on the floor and wail more than the bereaved!

Who asked or needs your "sorry" ?

@Topic,Nice one.Never spotted the difference between the 2 terms.

@Blacksta that remains a mystery i guess,the legs i mean.

My guesses are :
The first set of pictures/legs belongs to someone else.
The legs were photoshopped.
He already has been treated.

When i got to there house,i was shocked to learn he was not in.I was wondering how he could go out despite the fact that i told him when i was coming and also i assumed cos of the size of the sore that he couldn't walk.Long story short,dude came,walks almost perfectly and even had a shoe,a trainers specifically on.

Oh my days! Nigeria is long lost. A victim, grown lady was asked to strip in court

Nri priest, I used onitsha and anambra generally because I have never heard those names outside of both places. . . And I've travelled extensively in igboland. However that does not mean I'm claiming those names are limited to onitsha people.

Igbo bu ofu!

I be Ogidiga! 12 bottles and no shaking.LOL

Seriously,im a tee-total.No beer,no smoke.we thank God from salvation from the powers of hemp,drink etal.Thank God for motherhood.

^Did you check the date of this thread?

Its almost 6 years old.

I would know first hand that I and my husband are horrible parents.QED.

why were the kids alone in the house with no adult around?
what if they drank the paint?Beating them would be the last thing on my mind

People marry the wrong people and for the wrong reasons.

Ogbogu=the mediator,he brought peace.(Onitsha and delta)
Afuekwe=we saw,we believed(Onitsha)
Achukwu(short form of and Onitsha way of saying Nwachukwu)=Gods own/child.
Olisaemeka=God has done well(Onitsha)
Nkemdilim=Let mine remain for me.(Onitsha)
Nnabuife=Father is everything,fathers are awesome(Onitsha)
Ifeyinwa=Nothing can be compared to a child.(Onitsha and Anambra generally)

Dalu,asa.