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Ennyluv is back.Iyawo Debosky.

@Topic,whats there to do but go home and wait for the cheat?

Married or Single,male or female not a wise decision.

The most I can offer anyone is money,that wud be done fast too,won't spend a minute listening to any sob story or let you in my car either.When its dark all men are black.I'd rather be cautions than sorry.

I'd be slightly surprised,tease him then laugh it off.Won't change nothing.

If the wife was so "bothered" about Degrees she should have made the effort of "confirming his grad. sch,seeing the cert" before marriage.

@Madam CC,Washere!

I have printed out your post,my host just have to get that for me morrow.

Come to think of it,Fanawole's amala was not so bad,the way they "ringed" the roundabout(intestine)lol,was funny.I think i felt it was not so good intialy cos i drove straight there from Lagos.Now that I've washed off the dust of the journey off my body i have a different opinion.

@Jarus,thanks.Don't know Ibadan very well but wud ask my host.I would be back here morrow with my testimony. . . or complain.lolz

^so help a sista now.

Where wud i get the real deal?This biz/trip might turn sour If i don't get korrect amala chop.

So sad.

Just got into Ibadan on biz and as usual,must report for amala joint.

Got myself to "Fanawole foods" at Iwo road,no "ohmygosh" feeling but Ok.The amala was soft,shaki ati orishirishi cool.

Would be at Bodija and have 1 more day to spend here,anyone knows where I can get finger licking amala?People plzzz.haha

@Odumchi,you got that but what about within same town?what explanation wud you give for the L/N variants?

Arochukwu uses both

Cherekwa,is it remotely possible that Kalu/Kanu is coined out from "Kamalu"?

Why the kalu and kanu versions?

^No,Im not.

Aww Ennyluv,kpele dear.

Worst part of the tale is that some of'em men that dealt with Enny are already on this thread with one going as far as pretending he can't place her face/id,how mean can that be?

Debosky
Dayokanu
Sauron all cushioned at one time or the other at Enny's laps.

Btw,with this recent and obviously most painful heartbreak of urs Enny,I believe you must have lost some pounds?

LOL

Maybe for Outstrip not moi.I have always been praying for boys "ONLY" and the gracious one above granted me just my heart desire.Let me admire all the girly stuffs from afar.

If i get girl wey resemble me,haha,Nsogbu adigo

I and my cute boys are waiting for y'all girls.

Haha,Jenny na asi mmadu jiri nwanyo na elu bed,ginwa i ji nwayo?

Uju congrats once more.Ka Chukwu bi na igwe gozie gi na nke gi,nye unu ako na uche i jiri bie dika otu.bikokwa wetuzie isi gi ani nno,lol.ihe gbasara bed, e jikwana ya egwu egwu.Once a woman wins and controls the bedroom,she wud enjoy a happy home.Play the fool occasionaly,stoop to conquer and choose your marriage battles wisely.

Uju,I ga amuru m baby girl?lolz

Ability to say "I'm sorry,forgive me" makes a man stand tall.Good one @Enyeama.

jennykadry:
Is uju married?

Uju as in Ujujoan?O gwaghi gi?O gbago akwukwo a few months ago.

bettymafy:
Have been watching u on nairaland and u behave like anyone is begging u to get married. Sweetie, u can stay single forever, no one really cares. Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Does this imply that the 'report to the mod' button won't work anymore?

I prefer that.lolz

Cool but while Ruth was waiting,she was working at the fields,did not lock herself inside her room and kept herself presentable and neat.

No man would notice you if you lock yourself inside ur home.go out,make friends,mix with singles(church programmes,singles seminars),the boaz might just be out there expecting Ruth.

The news here is that Leilah just lost that job we've all been praying she gets.

Sofa,relative yada yada,you are a strong woman Leilah.I know you wud deal with this in your own way,you don't need no advise,go woman!

LMAO

Get him and ur mom for a weekend treat,spoil them with scented candles,chocolates,spa and a huge birthday cake.The hotel or get-away haven should have facilities for his favorite sports

You and ur siblings organise an in house birthday and bring in your dad's old school best pals(school mates,biz partners) as a surprise

Write him a very lovely and emotional letter,get his favorite old school musics,buy him a simple gift,pray for him,

Just months after the wedding?

Was the man enticed into the marriage or he's just being difficult?

What can she do than to ignore the man's threat and concentrate on herself and been a good wife too.If the man goes ahead to get a lady outside preggars she knows what to do ni.

^are you a pastor?do you think pastors wud be "liberal" in bed?won't they consider certain acts "sinful"? Plus after all the shouting et all,are they not just climbing in bed to snore away?lol

Just asking,not saying for sure.

NEVER!

No religion,man-made or heaven sent can come between me and my family.Each man would account for himself/herself so what gives?I would only try to understand why s/he became an atheist,pray for a change of heart and divine encounter but if it all fails,my love STILL stands.

@Onyingboju,All girls you know(female siblings,girls in your hood,female colleagues,girl friends) get up,pack their bags,hit the street/station/highway,flag down an available male then hitch up with him? that's just great,wow!

@Reality,lol.boyz no dey smile.

This Toba sef,chai.

Even Corky Joe wud'nt be this darn slow and dull.

Guy,if Dayo,Sagamite and Debosky are too fast for you to learn from,try 190,haba.While at it,get closer to walestar/born2fuck.

Ajirebi became a female,a pastors child and dreaming of marrying a pastor himself all on this thread?

Haha,the gods are wise.

@Topic, NO way.Reason: i feel pastors wud be boring in bed.

pinkrex:
You are so rude!!!

Secondly an Educated adult like you should be socially mannerd too.

I only asked a question that was directed to a poster who didn't understand my previous post of idioms. I just wanted her to feel the suss of whats at stake before inputing and you are here jamming nonsense from you gutter.


Your husband don suffer cause im sure you wont even know how to politely ask him for money

Bla bla

Garbage in and out.

Some kids are devils,a boy foresaw the dad's death,child witch. . .rantings of a mentally challenged fella.

Adults who rather than sit up and accept responsibility for their situation,pass on their frustration on the unfortunate kids in their care.

Twa!

pinkrex:
Some children are Devils that no Education or self development can help you manage them.

I know of a child whom is accused of 'witchcraft' because he predict misfortunes for his parents when he is asked of something and not given. It really happens after all. He told his father that he's going to die on his 42nd birthday in other to add his more years to his own age. Tell me how to treat such children

An educated adult typed this

May no child be left in your care or cross your way with such a "horrible" mindset as ypurs.

Are you unwell?Some children are Devils,for real?

Tufia! Lots of mentally deranged folks prowling around after been fed bulls from one mountain of a church.Tufiakwa!

where are the agents?

Im very much interested.

Some kids needs just a frown,others a threat while some needs spanking to get it right.To a large extent,what works for a child depends on what method of correction the parents started off with say from the child's second birthday.

Just spanking without explaining what precisely the child did not do right,spanking to cause bodyily harm and spanking to cause emotional truma is a big NO-NO.

IMO,spanking should be the last resort.Talking,explaining and punishment should all be exhausted before one spanks.

Im quite guilty of this,good thing however is that 3 out of 5 couples i matched ended up married.

I also match make only my single friends that i know and have confided in me that they desire a partner.

lol @ Ragdolz

I l[b]a[/b]ve you.

I am going to my m[b]e[/b]ster's house.

Is he your guarrant[b]a[/b]r?

I need a c[b]a[/b]p of water please.