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ROFL @ Johnny d'doe getting internet Nigerians worked up for norin.

LOL@Mr. Spankmeme registering just to tell us how old his (real or imaginary) marriage is and how he spanks his wife.

Very funny internet Nigerians.Anyhoo,jokes aside Y'all know whats obtainable in the "real world".Touch a woman,get thrown out the porch,sued,locked up in a cold,dry jail while the STRONG BLACK woman brings in a meek but stronger manliness into your house,he'd eat ur food,wear ur boxers,sleep on your bed and chop that kpomo.

@OP,any good news?

Na wao,what is this?

What I don't get is the part that a mother(or parents) of kids let their little kids stay out alone till 6-7pm.what sort of bad parenting is that?This is crazy.

OP,Chin up and carry this cross bravely.Better days are coming.

You met and married his unemployed a55 so why the fuss now?

A few GO wives sold their trinkets to support their husbands during the early days,today their fly the best Jets,reaping where they sowed.

Stay and sow with your pastor husband,church biz guarantees bumper harvest,always!

Btw,why is ur husband ministry delayed?lack of funds,he is still undergoing training?Some folks here are wiling and ready to bankroll the biz,yes?

@OP,is this thread about you or its copy and paste?If it's the later why not give credit to the source?

Btw,I know(going by your internet story/confession) that you are a policeman,married to a lady that would not let you touch her after she had a baby. . .

Just saying.@Topic,nothing concern moi.

omgosh!

@OP,seen last on tuesday around 7:30pm doing what?Was he hawking,returning from or going where?Was he alone or with a househelp?

I pray he's found and returned home safely.

Na wao,this woman is most definitely not an internet Nigerian woman.We Internet Nigerian women don't have such willpower and mind.

@Topic,I don't get this "she is mentally ill,unstable" story.Infact its ridiculous and annoying,she was mad when she hacked a man to death,she should be killed like a mad woman period.

Debrief,you are right on point.

Plutarch:
@ify,
if really d op is hooked then i congratulate her. But i really wish she has d gut to show her partner this thread.

If really as in,you doubt?why?E-thomas?

Anyhoo,you can print and make copies of the thread in PDF,i wud send you her hubby,MIL and SIL's addresses for onward home delivery.

Scores anyone?Na wao

*waves at UsuRome*

That should be a lesson to the Lady(real or fiction) anyhoo.

She has learnt the hard way,the importance of accounting and simple record keeping.How could she not know how much she had left in her account and the minimum balance required of her from her bank(that should be one of the things one should ask of before opening an account)

Putting on the best/biggest/latest wigs,having your toes trim and neat each week,spas,jeans,BB and all what not are not things that makes one a big girl.

Common,just N2300 or so in an account?too bad.She cried for a stranger cos she was broke and needed a few change abi?Do you see her walking out of an abusive relationship/marriage?Hell,no,she'd stay put and quench there.

Wake up call to women.You've got 2 big,beautiful,productive hands,use it and work.Save for rainy(and dry) days.

If this really happened as reported here then this lady is gonna see and swallow much more poo from men.

Why should she cry,feel bad or allow anyone be-little her cos she wants to withdraw N200 or even N100 from "her account"?Her own freaking money and sweat?Whose biz is it if she goes there to withdraw N500?

OK,the Cashier was the one that suggested they go to a hotel(which she ought to have replied with mad,hot,resound slaps) or was it a fellow customer on queue(she can unleash her tongue as well,on him)?

Btw,you cannot close down an account in Nigeria by waltzing into a bank anytime you deem fit.it takes days,if not weeks to process.You gotta write letters explaining why u want to close down the account(how funny,lolz),bla bla.it's a long process aimed at frustrating and forcing the customer to keep the account.umhn banks and their policies abi strategies.

Picked one or two things from here.No effect on my real life.

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=310952.msg9207993#msg9207993 date=1316814291]heheheheheehe . they havent sing the dismissal song na. . . "Amara chukwu du naba anyi ulo, Chineke bi n'igwe du naba anyi ulo, Amara chukwu du naba anyi ulo amen" (specialthanks KC)

after that they will be dismissed

congrats to UJU![/quote]You eeeh 

lolz,those were days when Ada was a girl.

^Hey V 

Where are the boys;Harakiri and Richy? Here is kind of boring without them or its just me missing their comments 

Its a good Saturday, don't be mean to me.

elisabet51:
Im shocked to hear of Donald Okoli's death, rest in peace, can't believe it, he was so young, but posters u got the wrong Don Okoli, the one im talking about here his real name is John Nnaedozie OKoli, he only calls himself Don Okoli, im sorry

Are you sure he is not the one ? He can easily change his middle name.

Check out the pictures :

Donald Nnaedozie Okoli  (a)

and

Don Nzubechukwu Okoli (b)

Wait,this woman got a bail?

Even Satan go don tire for Naija.

^Mu he he.You obviously are an internet Nigerian.LMAO

This thread sef was started by a foot soldier of the cabal.Internet gangsters.lolz

I dey laff.

pslm23:
Personally, I can't "knowingly" share a toothbrush with my husband as much as i love him.

My husband has always had a problem with his gums right from childhood and he is prone to infections. Ever since he got his wisdom teeth extracted, he now has problems with abcess. He brushes 2wice daily, flosses and uses mouth wash but we still battle with gum infections every few months. The doc says it's because of his diabetes.

Anyway, sharing a toothbrush with him under these circumstances is definitley out of the questions.

Try this test if you can afford it. Take your spouse's toothbrush to a lab and have the bristles looked at under a powerful scope. I bet  once u see what magnifies on the slide u'll think thrice about sharing a toothbrush! 

Do you guys kiss,eat from same plate,drink from same cup?

Argh,Y'all should have asked for your spouses dentist report before saying "i do"

stranger than strange.

@kanou and Plutarch,YES the OP have since found the man.

She had a desire,prayed about it,worked hard towards it and Baba God gave her what she deserved;a complete package.

School dismiss,away!

Abagworo:
The word "Idu" means leader in Igbo [/b]and I think it is Igbos that use "Idu" in reference to ancient Bini.Titled men in Igbo use red cap as a symbol of authority.I have noticed Libyans and other North Africans on that same red cap.

That is just 1 OF its meaning/translation.

Onicha people refer to their town as Onicha[b] Ado n'idu and its definitely not pronounced as "idu of to lead".

Idu is more of a title in Onicha,can't get a precise translation but its something that has to do with a "big man/entity". The relationship and similarities btwn Onicha and Edo/Benin cultures,dressing,way of life is 3much and overwhelming.

jennykadry:
You can join me in enjoying my well cooked ogbono soup. I don tok my own. Whether una accept or not is not my effing business. Just stop this one sided point of view of yours.


Ify nobody is claiming to have the best advise. People are allowed to agree and disagree whenever. Give your strong opinion and expect it to be counter attacked. That is life

Nobody can for real.

I don't get the unnecessary going back and forth though,not just on this thread but on others as well.Sometimes the counter-attacking gets lame,makes the thread boring and drives away the OP.

Meanwhile,I dey honeymoon with Omo-ibo and co.Phocking in progress,dont disturb. 

@Debrief lol,not you babez.I meant the funny internet Nigerian Men.

zignor:
laughing my Bottom off . .ify, how u dey, long time. hope u are cool as usual?

are u still at ahiazu or palmgrove? hope u are oiling well

when are we going to see naa

cheers

Im doing good.Where is easybaby?,I need an answer.

Rockiedick and Sylvax got married,I was there live,so was Seun (001).

Hahahaaaa

Crying or smiling?

Congrats and wishing her many more fruitful years ahead.I really admire her.

Just saw 30 days [/b]and [b]Champions of our time,Nollywood movies and she was superb . . .as always.Good diction,interprets her role fine.

This girl just love attention,staying in the news and she sure is getting all that.No one talks about Mercy and co. anymore.Its all about tontodike now!

Her PR is doing a good job.

I don't understand the sentiments here,been noticing this.

What's all this childish Im right/the best,my advise is the best and should be adhered to,unnecessary distractions from the main thread etc?Trying so hard to impress internet Trojans and viruses ni? why should every thread be "me and my views" ?

Is there some hidden competition or award somewhere   Im asking the cabal

Hell is for cheats makes a good read.

zignor:
The reasons are as follows:

1. Married men treat single ladies more gentle than their wives . . .call them sweet name like pretty, angel, queen etc while they call their wives as mama joy, iyaa sikiru, mama chioma etc

2.They  spend more on single ladies . . .buying blackberry, G-string, rolex wrist watch, recharge their phone regularly, while their wives uses nokia, sagems visa phones, pants or tight,  with CMS b/stop wrist watches. They can sponsor any single ladies in the university while their wives are petty traders

3.married men cant go more than one round at a go hence no too much Kitty ravaging ,  .unlike single guy that want die on top of ladies

4.Married men cant raise their voice on them unlike single guys who can even smash their face, even kick their Bottom

5. There is nothing like where have u been since, who has dis number, who is that man with you
6. married men prefers MouthAction, canine style, one leg up, table top, bend down and select style with single ladies than their wives


PLS WAIT . . . . AM COMING BACK FOR  MORE      ZIGNOR IS COOL

Z as in Zignor.Where did you and easybaby elope to ?
I dey vex for you . . .and una gan  

@Topic,Married men only use single ladies to relieve marital stress.Nothing else.He ain't gonna marry her,just enjoy the se, x,turn her round,treat her like a biatch,spray seemen all over her face and eyes,pay her and run home to the chosen one.

A cheat is 1001% irresponsible.