₦airaland Forum

^Which kain song be dis and why bring party into this?Does it mean Fashola wud have performed differently were he to be a PDP governor?

Anyhoo,stop smoking 'adamu', go for "Skunk" !

Fashola is really trying.

The other day,we got cards for collection of free mosquito nets.I had doubts and don't really need the nets but went to see things for myself.Moreso,I felt one wud be asked to drop a token on getting to the collection center but to my greatest surprise,I got 2 free nets with no hassles(did not pay for "pure water",there was a queue at the centre and everything was well organised)Welldone Fashola. . .More curses @ Obi Peters.

Fake story.

Meanwhile,folks who have the mind to march to Eagles sqare this morning are "said" to be dashed 5K each.

@Doctorokwus,Were u able to read the crap you posted?what sort of writing style is that

@OP,it can be anything or nothing.The only way to know for sure is  physical examination by a medical doctor and ofcourse tests.Encourage your husband to see a doctor.

A car is the last thing I would take a loan for!As far as Ifeoma is concerned,a car remains a liability(be it for biz purporse or for comfort) and as such can only be purchased with "cash".

I'd rather manage my grnadpapa bicycle till whenever i save up to buy me my "tuke-tuke or chasis".

Fokativ:
@zignor
I'm a man-lover, can we hook up pls 

Man lover as in ass scavenger,chief arsehole navigator?

E don zig-zag for Zignor.
Oturugbeke.lolz

Why let her write the exams when you have doubts/not sure she's old enough to stay away from home?

No daughter of mine leaves home for secondary school till she is atleast 10. . . and ooops,I don't have a daughter.

btw,is she off to a boarding school or she's going from the house?If she is not going as a boarder,I think its Ok.

Throwing out the tenant is a sure way of recovering your funds but it would also mean that the OP is as wicked as his friend.(He already knows for sure that the tenant did pay his friend)

Way to go;Go visit your friend in cell and cunningly offer a sort of apology for throwing him in cell,ask him calmly the nature of biz he invested ur money in,when he's expecting returns etc.His responses should be pointers on either to withdraw the case or go ahead with it.

Lesson learnt.Money and friends,hmmn,you'd lose both. . .plus your sanity.

Even the Devil must have turned his back on Nigeria.

1 step forward,11 steps backwards.same story,each day.

Wow,im very much surprised.Never knew they're that good(suave),been seeing them as  'bank for the aged and old at heart'.lolz

Probe in Nigeria means more money exchanging hands.Nothing meaningful or beneficial to the common Nigerian would come out of it.

The rich keeps smiling to the banks,the poor still crying/praying to the grave.

@OP,any good news?

God,please save our families,hearken unto our prayers and touch the hearts of whomever that have this boy.He would be found and returned home safely.Amin

^ I want to attract and not repel therefore I'm asking and eager to learn.Mr. Johndoe educate me,tell me why a man has to spank his wife.

Thank you.

^I disaree,strongly.That's an "option" for cowards and male internet Nigerians.

A real man would stay.He'd toil harder,do menial jobs even beg just to bring his woman and kids home and prove that he is in charge.

Look at the poor woman crying SOS like a widow. . .perharps she is a widow already,the wimp is as good as dead.tsk!

^Why not accept your lot,the blessings you've recieved from the man above? Why push or desire for something which "might" not be after all said and done?

I don't know your situation but heck,3 births,3 CS and 3 girls,I wont push further.Life is programmed in such a way that we can't get all we 'want' but we'd always get all that we "need" especially if we are in a relationship with our maker.

While fighting for the seedling,be careful you don't lose the farmland.

Goodluck in your quest.

^easy now.lol

You raised solid points though,very valid.

Lucky her.

Tonto is busy swimming from one controversy to another,no award or nomination whatsoever to her name.

Orikinla:
Do you know that millions of couples in Nigeria would have fared better if they were not married. The hordes of poverty stricken parents still bringing innocent kids into this poor and unsafe overpopulated country are the worst liabilities. They often beg single and successful men and women for the school fees and other provisions for their kids. You  see many of them living in overcrowded tenement in the slums. Only few of their sons and daughters make it out of the slums. Their daughters resort to runs and prostitution to afford the good things of life. And many of them even harass Olisa for cash and jobs. These same hypocrites are here attacking him. Including the celebrity blogger of this story.

Coming from you,Im surprised cos the so-called blogger is Linda Ikeji,your high sch "virgin" sweetheart.

Btw,are you not in same boat as Olisa in the marriage thingy?lol

We Africans sef.

Do they complain when its Christmas,Eid festivals and celebrations?

Why is everything African dark and evil while white is pure?Don't they enforce public holidays during christian and muslim festivities and how many of them have complained?

I however,am against forcing people to stay indoors.You can do your thing,have a public holiday but by all means let others move freely,as long as they don't interfere with what you're doing.

splitnaija:
So, where are the pictures or is the case of Alli and his "invisible" angels way back in primary school?

They are right here?

You browsing with a Chinko phone?

^Chai,Harakiri na "otu mmadu" u dey describe this way?

@OP,where are u at?Come see ya life for hia.lolz

@OP,what do they quarell about?You need to know that before you'd be able to get a permanent solution.

At the meantime,restore peace by seperating them.Take both out of the house,each stays with a different sibling for like 2 weeks,lock up the house.

^oh Awurade!

Are the parents well off?could this be kidnapping,any ransome call?

Is there no remote way to trace this guy from the guest house?omg,i can't begin to imagine what the mom of that boy is passing through now.

God please,do something.

My mom would most probably go into stitches and when she's got some breath,wud ask me when I decided go into 'comedy'

She won't take me serious cos she's my mom and knows im so neck-deep into "amu" to consider anything else.

^Exactly.Very dry story.

@Achukwunet,you are right on point!

I have seen atheists enjoy the very best of marriage.If as a religious person you believe you need God for a wholesome and happy marriage thats good and fine,but to say all marriage won't survive without one or both of the couple believeing/acknowlwdging God is not TRUE.

@OP,biz man.

Instead make u tell us say u wan advertise your site,u dey use another format enter us.

Nothing spoil sha.All parade na parade,man must chop.

Did I just read someone cursing out others choice of partner?How petty!

I'm not interested but I'd nominate just the same.lolz(dunno if they're intrested)

PhysicsPhd
Andre Uweh