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awww,second person to create a buffday thread for herself with her "original and everyday" handle.lol

Go gurl!
Belated buffday.May the good God bless,keep and grant you all ur heart desire according to his mercies and love.
Sending DK ur way with'em goodies.

LMAO@Gallery Dancing.To be expected as usual.chior

Read only the OP's first post and mine is,OP:
Get a job(if u are unemployed) and a new life.(a hobby,something to keep u positively occupied)life's short.
Protect urself from STD's
Secure ur kids future and education.
Arm urself with a d.ild0(IF needed)
Enjoy ur life as much as possible.

The decision to seperate,divorce or stay is urs to make as u'd be the one to live with the consequences.IMO,It's only but a cheat,worthless,self hating and jobless(depends&eats from the cheat) fella that wud hang on to a "serial",non-repentant cheat.

Goodluck with ur decision and marriage.
btw,marriage is NOT for everybody,some are created for games and formed to kiss all rose and frog.

^LOL @ Mbari Kitchen.

@Topic,watching. . .btwn,does that mean there won't be kids on the streets hawking during school hours ?

I wonder how this made the homepage as this is NO news.
We all know Obi is a non-performing noise maker.I have asked his fans and supporters(if any,excluding the paid online e-goats and publicists like Arinze eze) to list his achievements in Anambra for the years he's spent in Awka and all I get is long epistles and grammar.

Obi might have succeded and made money as a biz man but as a governor he failed woefully!

He is like the proverbial fly on the scrotrum to Anambarians,we'd "endure" his lies,long boring speeches and non-performance for a couple of months more and then like his pal Dora,be shown the way out.

We've had enough!

^Since when did that become Yoruba?

bmaninbama:
Good evening. I'm writing a speech honoring a co-worker originally from Nigeria who is leaving for another job. Can someone please translate the following phrase into[b] Yoruba[/b] for me:

"Thank you for everything. We will miss you. Godspeed."

Thank you for your help.

Greenpro:
Internet connection is only available to the rich in Nigeria. My Friend came from Ghana to visit he was greatly surprised how MTN and others are milking us in Nigeria through data service.

So true especially MTN.

@Topic,Nice one

Stuffs like this would continue to happen until the day all of us would take security,politics,leadership and accountability serious in this country.
Today it's Mikel,tomorrow twud be who  

The height of the whole mad write-up is that a married woman has to seek and gain the husbands permission before offering a male specie cash or kind assistance.wtf

Gamine:
It would be a bit difficult even if she is 100% happy,
because we are yet to mature in this world and break out
of the 'keeping up with the Alakijas' mould.

Even women in their 20s are having a hard time,
Those in their 30s are on 'Sale' and 'Clearance' mode,

Couldn't help but lol

waladis:
@ifyalways: nice question, if you are talking about the age of the poster.

Yes,exactly what I meant.She could be 37 and married for 2 years

Very funny thread.

One positive step.Next step?Cut off every relationship with him,don't have him back in ur bed,arms or life for any reason in future @ Mercy.

We need goals.A goal atleast.

How old is the OP

waladis:
Since I have read this story yesterday lots of questions has also crossed my mind like:

1) Where are the parents?
2) Did they give their consent that their child should follow the man to do the cleaning job?
3) Which reasonable foreigner will allow a 13 years old girl to go out alone not to talk of going out with a stranger in a typical Muslim country where the movement of women are restricted to some extent?
4) Female virginity is a very big issue in the Muslim world but the police nor the parents seems not to bother whether the girl was a virgin or not?
5) Is the girl really a victim of circumstance or she had a disagreement with one of her customer?

Good questions

Ma onye zuru ezu ma onye zuru(bought) ihe ezutere na ohi . . . .ha abuo ji ndi uwe oji ugwo.UsuRome take note

Pres-elect I si na gi na ara mega nini?

Umunne m hi.

Unu soro m toonu Jah.Nnenne na Presido1 na ekupute nwa ohuru and nwa nke ato ha echi na abia abia.
Omo-Ibo na nwuye ya(nwanne anyi nwanyi) na agba akwukwo (white wedding) izu uka ozo.
Nwanyi Tosh a muola ejima,nwoke abuo.
Ikomi na Ghettochyk no na omugwo ugbu a.
. . . .Ihe nile a mere na threadia umu Igbo di toooo coded

redsun:
In schools pupils do the cleaning and the gardening. They exploit and abuse children even at schools in nigeria and the system sees nothing wrong about it,it is a norm.

Public/Govt owned school,YES!

In my days aside the thursday farming and gardening,our teachers even sent us to their homes to do all sorts of dirty jobs for them;washing bitter leaf,clothes,tending their garden etc.

@Topic,where are the Principals and heads of those schools?What is the P.T.A. doing?

Chairman of SE trad. rulers ?Is that a new portfolio,is he a king or what?

E jighi ihe a gutara na forum ekpebi okwu.

ojdollars:
Wonders shall never cease. Thank God the fake drugs would be destroyed finally. @ifyalways, how are ya?

God is great and Im grateful for all his mercies.
Have we met before please

who is Ilomuanya

Mu he he.

@Greenpro,do you have an office at Ikota Shopping complex?
@Topic,LMAO.

The only real way out I see for the guy is[b] networking.[/b]

Quitting his current job  for nothing is not just plain silly but suicidal.No matter what the wife is earning,dude just have to hang in there,start his side runs/hustling from where he is right now and push harder.

30k  for food,IMO is not too much.I'm in lagos and sometimes shop at the normal open market with bargaining facilities and all i can say is wow . . . things are pretty expensive here.3-4 tiny tubers of yam for 1K,cup of egusi goes for N150,the smallest of mackerel fish is N150 etc.btwn,If his office is equipped with a kitchenette et microwave,he can bring lunch along.(must he even have lunch?)

Fake doctors or fake drug sellers aka chemist

@Abagworo,did you say "fu" is limited to Ngwa's?You might have to ask around again!
Abiriba's,parts of Umuahia,Uzuakoli,Ohafia and parts of Orsu(Imo state) use "fu"

A dim ifu ife ona eme. . .i wud see what he'd do,more like 'I dare him to do his worst.An abiriba/ohafia man wud say that.

^No,I wont be attending.
I have a function,a sort of family and friends get together/Iftaar @ Abdul Azzez Mosque,Unity Estate same day.

Who comes first where 

Whats up with this competition and Comparison?A man is born to enjoy his mothers love,blessed to find a good wife to share love with.QED

Btw,I hope it wud still be same,nice and cool when a wife chooses the father as opposed to the husband abi as usual our double standards applies?The  best and easiest way to get a woman is 

O ma se oh

Not funny where did you see that.

Move over jor.

Why is this not already n the homepage ?

^Whats the name of the website Dayo?

Where you go for your constant e-shags and e-whatever.

Today is such a good day,Ihe nile ga eme n'abalia.lol