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Family › Re: What Advice Do I Give Her? by ifyalways(f): 3:59pm On Jul 28, 2011
If the land was bought with Mr. and Mrs names and siggy,how was it sold with just the man's name and siggy  undecided

Anything can happen these days.I hope the man grows some conscience and return atleast part of the money.
Crime › Re: 4 Mobile Policemen Nabbed Over Alleged Bank Robbery by ifyalways(f): 3:22pm On Jul 28, 2011
Not surprised,at all.
Family › Re: Am I Paranoid? by ifyalways(f): 3:06pm On Jul 28, 2011
wow.

Trying so hard to get over the  "hot fart phase"  cheesy

If what you have typed here is true then I co-sign what Coogar said.

btw,how did you know for sure that she deliberately farted?
Culture › Re: Igbo Language Lab by ifyalways(f): 2:57pm On Jul 28, 2011
Police . . .Ndi uwe oji

Cooperative meeting . . . huh
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:47pm On Jul 28, 2011
Ebelebe Igba. cheesy

Ukwu . . .waist
Ukwu chiliri elu cheesy
Ike . . .Nshi angry
Ike . . .e ji agba mgba n'elu akwa


Ala wu otuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 7:00am On Jul 28, 2011
^Daddy live!
I biara ebe a ohuru,I bu tata,anya gi owu piiiiiii?
lol

Unu chotara m 'inaga' nkwor oji.
Feeling Sunny bobo.
Business › Re: How Many Hours Light/Power Does PHCN Supply Your Area? by ifyalways(f): 8:38pm On Jul 27, 2011
Lekki,18 hours per day.
Egbeda:16 hours each day.
Akute:0 hours per day
Onitsha:3 hours per day.

Eko oni baje.
Culture › Re: Why Don't Africans Cream Themselves? by ifyalways(f): 8:15pm On Jul 27, 2011
The ones i see do.The problem is that they use the wrong cream,mis-match and mix creams,weather condition plus the general suffer head.
Culture › Re: Ézè Ǹrì gi gá Frontier Culture Museum | Nigerian king to visit FCM by ifyalways(f): 6:56pm On Jul 27, 2011
ezeagu:
Na Arochukwu?
Ehen owu Ndi Aro?
Oh confusion full my head.

btw,where is "asha"?he is MIA,ezeogu and co,o nwere onye huru asha?
Events › Re: . by ifyalways(f): 4:11pm On Jul 27, 2011
Wet Staphylococcus,Gonorrhea and Syphilis. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Star Actress Genevieve Nnaji To Act Alongside Angelina Jolie [Baseless Rumor] by ifyalways(f): 3:53pm On Jul 27, 2011
jennykadry:
It will be such a shame if Genevieve's publicist is the one responsible for spreading these tales just to promote her name undecided


grin grin grin grin grin grin
I doubt,Jenny.It might be a Fan or stalker.

I love Genny,everyone dreams but common OP,this is one huge hallucination.Wake up,biko.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:39pm On Jul 27, 2011
Ebelebe Igba  cheesy

Igba Kiridim kadam.

Some people na anyi ajo aro(ka Pericoma)  cheesy Owu Romanus na azazi Palmaboy  cheesy maka Otele  cheesy

Chai,ekwensu bu onye aruru ala.E wezuga aka oru ekwensu ole ihe mmadu na acho na otele ibe ya  huh

Presido1,no hi  angry
*waves* at Nayah  kiss
Ndi Igbo,mma mma nu.Anu gba ajo oso,nwa dinta a jua ya ajo egbe kara aka.Nke onye na eme ,uche ya dikwa ya.Oge a dighi.
Nairaland General › Re: Translation For Student Project by ifyalways(f): 3:26pm On Jul 27, 2011
FalkoFreib:
Hi everyone,

My name is Falko, I'm a university studend from Freiburg, Germany.
Currently I'm working on a sociolinguistic project on diasporic web forums. Nigerian ones are of course very interesting in that respect because of all its different languages. But that again is also my problem: I don't speak Pidgin nor Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo, so I'm a little bit lost here.
Could anyone of you do me a great favour and help me translating some expressions for my term paper.

The expressions are:
Iwe wegbuo gi
nsogbu adiro
Abeg
Anumpam,Aturu
Nsogbadiro!
E JAWO NINU APON TI OYO ELO GBOMI ILA KANA SHINA TI DE
o jebi ti won bi e ni

You would really help me a lot!
Thanks in advance
Permit me to laugh but what sort of student project that warrants the use of such language?Sounds more like market women research  cheesy
Im in a good mood so I'd help you a bit:

Iwe wegbuo gi . . .You can go to hell.
Nsogbu a diro . . .There is no problem.
Abeg . . .a slang,Generally means 'please' but depending on the context twas used,the meaning can also be 'I'm bored'(with you,whatever you are saying)
Anumpam . . .Useless soul
Aturu . . .Sheep,Fool(as an insult)
Nairaland General › Re: He's Married But Wouldn't Let Her Go! by ifyalways(f): 3:12pm On Jul 27, 2011
Chintua:
If a woman does not want a man around her, she knows what to do.
Story. . .story? S-T-O-R-Y! wink
What does the man have to lose? Nothing.
He has the best of both worlds. A wife and a concubine. cheesy

Single woman dating a married man=loser!
Why waste her time?
The only reason I would do such a thing is a last-ditch effort to 'carry belle' and be a single parent. . .aka looking for a 'spam-donor'! NOT to be second wife.

She does not need any advice. . . .make she siddon dia make married man take her dey relieve marital stress.
She go soon grow grey bia-bia for nyansh dey do 'concubine'!

Shioooooooooor!!!



No kiddin'! grin


Mu he he he he he
True !
Tura !!
Two Pence ! ! !
lol
Business › Re: Have U Used USPS Or EMS Lately? Share Your Experience by ifyalways(f): 3:05pm On Jul 27, 2011
Been using TNT.
Safer,cheaper and Fast.
Culture › Re: Ézè Ǹrì gi gá Frontier Culture Museum | Nigerian king to visit FCM by ifyalways(f): 6:48am On Jul 27, 2011
Ndi Nri na akpu aru. ie when someone commits certain crimes that are seen as a taboo eg ikwu udo(sucide),inwu from ibi,a visit is made to Nri to get men that would help bury such men.

That's just about the only thing i think is special with Nri.
Culture › Re: Ézè Ǹrì gi gá Frontier Culture Museum | Nigerian king to visit FCM by ifyalways(f): 9:53pm On Jul 26, 2011
Eze Nri more important/popular than Eze Aro?anyways,that would be debate for another day maka na Igbo ama eze.

@Topic,interesting
Romeo,nice observation.
Culture › Re: Igbo Language Lab by ifyalways(f): 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2011
Laboratory=Ulo nyocha
Culture › Re: Igbo Language Lab by ifyalways(f): 2:13pm On Jul 26, 2011
Loan . . .ego mbite/mbibi.
Coins . . .ego igwe
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by ifyalways(f): 2:02pm On Jul 26, 2011
No,I won't but Im sure my husband would for me.
lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: The UK's Channel 4 Programme On 419 by ifyalways(f): 1:54pm On Jul 26, 2011
Madcow:
Channel 4 again ?!
Why are they celebrating the ignorance of daft and lonely British women?
lol
love is crazy.
Politics › Re: 5 Shot Dead In Bayelsa by ifyalways(f): 1:34pm On Jul 26, 2011
Amnesty money,blood money.
Family › Re: 16 year old sister to marry a 35 year old man by ifyalways(f): 11:57am On Jul 26, 2011
2mch:
The man is a child molester and has bought the mother. The mother is selfish and looking out for her own comfort by all means. Where is your father? If you dont have one, i am sure the boys in the house can stand up to the mother. Let your sister go to school. Besides, she does not like the man, that marriage will be equal to modern day slavery. Shameless parent.
gbam
Nairaland General › Re: To The Moderators Nike4luv And Tgirl4real by ifyalways(f): 11:36am On Jul 26, 2011
Wislet:
Pls, as a matter of concern, I do not know the criteria for barring anyone on this site. I do not know you guys, but with the recent happening, I do not think I want to, ,,, A topic was posted here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-719012.0.html . Two individuals made derogatory remarks- Mynd_44 and sexkillz. To my dismay, the next day I got a barring from you moderators which goes thus : YOU HAVE BEEN BARRED FROM POSTING.,,, REASON: GIBBERISH. . . .NEXT! > 48 hrs. A statement that was made by sexkillz, who I saw freely posting even as I remained barred. Pls guys, next time you feel like barring anyone, you will do good to look well and be sure you are barring the right people, Una no do well at all. Seun take note o!
It most probably could be the anti-spam.
I doubt if the mods have the power to ban.
Family › Re: Parents: Your Child"s First Funny Words by ifyalways(f): 11:19am On Jul 26, 2011
Cho-chup . . . shut up.
swuu that . . .sweet heart.
abit u now . . .I would beat you now.

They have grown though and speak well now,Love them  kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Visiting Lagos till 30th July 2011 by ifyalways(f): 12:35pm On Jul 25, 2011
[quote author=Daniel_Pop link=topic=717707.msg8760887#msg8760887 date=1311256458]Any ideashuh[/quote]Ask Corky Joe!
.Nld females are not interested in flings,if you are coming in for marriage,fine . . .you might be lucky to get one[b] IF[/b] you have a large heart,deep pocket and a big stick. cheesy

2nd idea,leave a contact number or something.
Family › Re: Where Exactly Is It? by ifyalways(f): 12:05pm On Jul 25, 2011
Depends. cheesy

If its someone that 'might' be familiar with my place,I'd use my husbands place to confuse his head and end the discussion. . .and vice versa.
Generally,I love my mothers place and more often than not, claim to be from there.
Politics › Re: Anambra Plans Export-free Trade Zone by ifyalways(f): 11:53am On Jul 25, 2011
blank:
What does an "export free trade zone" mean? Is it a place where you can only manufacture/ import and not export? I am really floating here, can someone catch me?
Float on cheesy

I think Export-free zone means they would get incentives like cheap tariffs,taxes,custom duties on goods exported. undecided

@Topic,Laudable but not yet uhuru . . .waiting and watching.
Celebrities › Re: I AM NOT DEAD AS CLAIMED! -JIM IYKE CRIES OUT by ifyalways(f): 11:38am On Jul 25, 2011
lol
Boyz dey flex with vex.
Donfeco nothing do you. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Comes Out Of The Closet by ifyalways(f): 11:23am On Jul 25, 2011
proO1:
^^
That's very true. They expect to be 'blown away'. Indeed. Why not put a bomb in there.
Ochi eze. grin

Tpia has a point,likewise Semidy.

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