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Jarus:
Anybody to bail out Mukina2 and Debo of question 1? Debo got Batu, there are two other versions Becomroch originated

11 & 12, apart from what both of you mentioned, there is another very striking answer to these two questions

10, I may be wrong but there was one section that also used to be extremely popular then(possibly more than the two you have mentioned), especially for visitors

Do u even know all the answers cos Debosky failed Nos 14
14. No one else but becomrich

Teacher wey no sabi ansa to his question go collect kpankere from students.  

Jarus:
Ok, more questions:

7, Name 3 versions of English Language initiated by Becomrich on Nairaland.
8, The most successful Nairaland interview thread for 'Nairaland Celebrities' was started by who? Don't search.
9, Who is the First Moderator on Nairalander?(Mukina, PM answer of this one to me to do marking scheme )
10, In the early days of Nairaland(up to 2007), which section was the most popular?

Pick the odd one and give reason:
11, Oyb, Phemour, Dayokanu, Semid4lyf, Twinstaiye
12, Ogaga4luv, Odunnu, Netotse, Lagosboy, Jarus
13, Debosky, Becomrich, Kosovo

Who made these statements(paraphrased, not verbatim)?
14, Because some awusa men are playin with his kini, she said we should not move to Benin republic
15, Why are they always giving small teams to Chelsea in premiership and big teams to other clubs, it's ojoro

7. Bantu
8.Tgirl4real
9.Mukina2
10.Romance
11a.Twinstaye . . .Reserved,quiet.
b.Dayokanu . . .ashawo without borders,flirts with any woman anywhere.
12a.Ogaga4luv . . .a proud satanist.
b.Lagosboy . . . .a quiet Muslim.
13a.Kosovo . . .his Ninglish is out of this world.
b.Debosky . . .claims he invented grammar.
c.Becomrich . . .Invented bantu English.
14.Becomrichn

Cenation till I drop.I lurrrrrrrrrrrrve John Cena.

Omolola1:
u re in a relatnshp,he loves u bt your heart is stil wiv sum1 who u had dated 'briefly'.
wuld u go bak 2 hm or stay put?

I don't quite get it.
Wud u go back to who?Is ur ex still interested or u want to go back and woo him again  
IMO,stick with the man that loves u.Delete the ex,no recycling.Life is too sweet to be wasted counting or brooding over gone horses.

Ofe Nsala and plain rice.

Amobi 1:
Is there any way you can cook an african food with out the "smell"?

which smell?

I hate chinko phones.I wud rather buy the oldest model of an original phone as against a new chinko flashy one.

jennykadry:
Maybe he got it from his indecency movies.

BTW you called john handsome? wetin dey do you dis dayz welli?

See him kro kro infested nyash sef

na wao.Those guys went this far cos of money?
@Post,No comment till i see/hear of completed school building.
Most of the local celebrities tend to open one NGO or the other,otu awu ezi.
Anyone has info on Jim Iykes foundation?whats the latest with Yvone Nelson's Ngo?Van vicker nko?abeggggggggi jor .

Sagamite:
^^^ Come on. Lets have a logical mind.

I would think a bulllied child is far more likely going to be known by the school if he is constantly in a fight, and not identified as a child with bad behaviour because the bullying would have come up repeatedly after every fight.

I would think a bulllied child is far more likely not going to be part of the kids being into drinks and drugs and will shy away from most people.

I would think a bulllied child is far more likely not going to be the type to go out and socialise all night till 4am, more likely he would be a self-isolating person.

All the above from a simple analysis of the scrap of report I put up there far more suggests a child that is truant, ill-disciplined and getting out of hand, than a bullied child. It is more likely a bullied child will be anti-social than be one that is part of a crowd of misbehavers.

There are many black boys just like that (badly behaved and truant) in the UK and they have similar failing grades, so I can reasonable assume where the cause of the failing grade is from. Definitely not from a fictional forced marriage from a region and culture that does not practice it.

Very well said.

ikamefa:
@ op
bullshit story  only in england! 

the mums family should go traditional for the boy jare!!!

by the time they use some good old [b]afose,ofo, [/b]on him and everybody involved  , he wont even remember  what the uk looks like

too bad the mother has landed herself in prison 

Add correct Abeokuta sun and pepper dried-kpankere too.
The boy understood the system.He had the guts to cook-up a story of forced marriage to cover his tracks and gain grounds. 

OP,ga agbafuru anyi,we are just having fun,no one is translating anymore. 

@Ninapha enjoy 
Papa lolo,onye Ike Ranchers
Pii pii pii pii,Ocha nja welucome.(welcome)


Nwa na eku nwa,sawanje   
Nwa na eku nwa,sawanje   
Kute Ugonma,sawanje         
Ugonma na ebe akwa,sawanje
Onye na eti Ugonma,sawanje
Aguru na eti ya,sawanje
Kedu nne Ugonma,sawanje
Nne ya na jere ahia,sawanje
Nna ya jere ugbo,sawanje
. . . . .forgot the rest.

Mmiri na ezo,anwu na acha
etuto toro mbe na ike.
awala awala.sambeya.
. . .Acha is frequently interchanged with Amu when one wants to be mischievous.God help u if ur mum hears that version.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg7728880#msg7728880 date=1297691341]Agaba mkpum
ndi eke jidere m na paddington station. Ha si na m yichara onye ha na acho. Finally ha ahapula m mana nwanne gi Nwoke ejighi shishi ugbua
amaghim ma odim-nobi (Ify m) ohapula m finally. Hmmm, nkea mee aga m eshi na London a gbafuo. Oburugodi Leeds, or Newcastle m gawa. Ebe n'enweghi onye ma m. Ga bido uwa n'ishi.

or m jiri Anya ihere gawa obodo Obama. But that means m ga alu otu nwa Virginia nna m choro ka m luo. [/quote]Uwa wu paw paw.
Onye na acho ilu Virgin na Virginia,mmadu ole ka i napuru virginity ha?me inclusive
M ga edute Felimbombo na ulo gi.

lol @ the arguments.
@Topic,None as i tend to mix it all up.

Pretty faces,thats all i noticed.
My best Celeb. advert still remains Dakore on Malta Guinness

jennykadry:
zacheus bu onye nkpu'nkpu
Onye nkpu'nkpu ko bu
Oguzo'le na ciccamon tree ko'fu onye nwe'anyi
Mgbe jesus biara neba'un ole anya na osisi si ''zacheus ri'da ta ,aga'ma bia nu'lo gi ta, aga'ma bia nu'lo gi ta''.

lmao.
Jenny,nwanyi nkpunkpu.

@Uju thanks for explaning.IMO,i don't have to wait for a certain date to show love to either my loved ones or to anyone in need of love or/and compassion.Who makes who a saint?what does it take to be one?Aside the catholic church,do other Christians agree with this idealogy?

kpu kpu nke ogele,ogele ogelege.
onye na ekpu ogele ogele ogelege.
kpuu kpuuu,ogele ogelege.                                                   

ukwu nkwu juru eju,owa nge nge.                                                 
ukwu nkwu juru eju,owa nge nge.                                                 
anu elu bia o bere taa,owa nge nge
anu ala bia bere taa,owa nge nge.       
eruo ka mbe biara ibe.
ijiji kee ya okpo na isi.
ikpororo ikpororo.
mbe dara dara dara,
dajie nwa mgbada ukwu.
nwa mgbada tili tili tili.
tiga na ulo ikpe.
ndi ocha no na ya.
ha si ya get away.
mbe asi ha away u get.

@Ninapha,u really played alot,chei.
udara m too/soo,nda.too too too ,nda.
nwunye nna m oo,nda.
gote udara na ahia,nda.
racha racha racha,nda.
rachapu nwa enwe nne,nda.
rachapu nwa enwe nna,nda. . .can't remember the rest.Highly emotional song then.

That pics really horrible.
Whatever happened to the dear ol' body magic?Must she dress in skimpy stuffs esp. when the body is not so flattering

What is Valentine day and why should anyone regardless of his religion think it should be celebrated?

Odunnu:
Timi =Timothy.
Papa ya bu ofenmanu, mama ya bukwa onye Kalabari di na Rivers state. The bobo di bi-ethnic (lol)
onye bukwa Mrblowjob? 4play adighi zi constant na NL.
Ify, Olisa nonyere gi. Gwakam kam sitere gi ji miri oku. Odim ka o m buru gi eee

Timi = TKB. 
Odunnu,ke iji.kedu mgbe i ga agba akwukwo?
A mugom nwa,Arinze Chukwu maka na o gara ofuma,nwa nwoke. 
@Uju,a guru m nursing but im not praticing anymore jare.Ihe m na eme now na enye m enough time for myself and family and is equally rewarding.Besides,why sweat it when u marry "aku na atakasi" 
Umu nwoke biara uwa i tara umu nwanyi afufu . . .aha m bu[b] oriaku[/b] and not okpata
aku. 

Hahahahaha.I no wan laff.
So basically,the child reported and accused his own parents 
My people dey talk say "okro a naghi akari onye kuru ya"

7508:
A London woman who sent her teenage son to their native Nigeria because she disapproved of his lifestyle has been jailed for eight months.

Edirin Onogeta-Idogun, 17, from Newham, flew from the UK to Nigeria last July.

His parents Lydia Erhire and John Idogun were issued with a court order to return the boy, who is believed to be with his father in Lagos.

When they failed to do so, Mrs Erhire was convicted at the Old Bailey of being in contempt of court.

Edirin was born in Nigeria but moved to London with his mother seven years ago.

He had been studying for his GCSEs and had been due to transfer to a college in Hackney to study business and media.
'Significant risk'

Last year he feared he may be taken to Nigeria and forced to marry against his will, his solicitors said, and a Forced Marriage Protection Order was issued on 8 July.

He attended school for the final time on 12 July and it is thought he flew to the African country about four days later.

The High Court ruled Edirin was a resident of England and was entitled to continue to live there.

His removal from England was contrary to the protection order and he was at "significant risk" while in Nigeria, it decided.



me i don't know about forced marriage o. he should have been taken there when he was younger and brought back at the end of his teenage years, then at least the impressionable gang culture years would have been bypassed.

There are different levels of insanity and wickedness sha.How can one travel all the way to naija,pick another woman's child,bring her to UK just to pratice her witchcraft on/with them?
Besides Is she related to those kids?I believe the mothers of those kids must have had thansgivings and testimonies in their various churches of how they kids are going to obodo oyinbo to enjoy a better life . . .Na wao,poverty na bigggg curse.
Time for mothers to sit up,be very sure before u give out ur child.Saddest part is that she claimed she is a pastor

lol,Jenny.
See Dayo and his possessive spirit . . .the location of the hands,one hand on the bosom to mark his territory and the other with sledge hammer ready for any tresspasser.
Dayo was here . . . Fear Ogbomosho men 

Good cause.
Would u want to start from the grassroots or for the average woman
Grassroots wud involve lots of manpower though.Providing counseling abt contraceptives,nutrition and child spacing.Information on how to deal with most of the prevalent child killer diseases,providing and encouraging vaccines and inoculations . . .the free ones provided by govt hardly gets to the rural areas.
For young children,you can also consider opening a children drop-in center where talents wud be nurtured and encouraged etc.
Wud post more laters

You and Foluke,ur Falantine . . .endless love

dayokanu:
Make we hear word jor

awww,ori eja.Hope u saw ur picture that i posted?thank me later.eku Falantine

Odunnu Im cool.Had my baby monday night.We go yarn for our zone laterz.Today is for Dayo and Ennyluv . . .celebration of true love.

Ujujoan:
Lmao    

Welcome back dearie . . . how's our newest fine boi!   

Dalu.
Nonso is doing great.Do born one wife for us now.

Dayokanu and Ennyluv
Odunnu and TKB
Spikedcylinder and Corky Joe

Yes and Yes and Yes.

Ujujoan:
Onye mulu nwa na ebe akwa
egbe mulu nwa na ebe akwa
weta oziza, weta ose
weta ngbala na ime ofe
Umu nnunu elisia ya
egbe ndo egbe ndo . . .   

My version:
Onye tili nwa na ebe akwa.    who beat the crying baby?
Egbe tili nwa na ebe akwa.    The eagle beat the crying baby
Weta uziza weta ose.             Bring scent leaf,bring pepper
Weta azu mangala                  Bring mangala fish
Ka umu nnunnu racha ya         So the birds wud come and eat
Ka o kpo otutu kpogbuo ha      and they wud die from hiccups
egbe ndo,nwa ndo.                  don't cry eagle,dont cry baby.

Tufue nu nwa mere aru       throw away the child that committed an abomination
E ru echi amuta ozo.           Tomorrow we wud have another one.