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echelon:
Nna amaghi m oo.

Dalu Ify.

Hopefully the advise from the poor man is not about how to become wealthy because I aint taking his advise.

Ndi be anyi si na o bu afia onye na-azu ka o malu anya ya
You can only be knowledgeable in your own business

Ajuju gi a amaka.
Ka m koro gi akuko,infact ihe butere ilua.
O nwere umu nwoke abuo biara na ulo m ubochi uka were bulite okwu  yiri ajuju gi.Otu bu ekene nke ozo bu Nnamdi.
Ekene a noghi nma financially ugbu a mana o jibu ego na mbu.O nwere ugbo ala ato o bunyere ndi mmadu ha ji agbara ya transport nwekwa nnukwu supermarket.N'otu afo,ugbo alo ato ahu nile kuru engine,supermarket ya dara flat n'ihi na o tinyere ego ya nile na iruzi moto.
Ekene ugbu a bidoro uwa na isi,o na eriju afo mana o dighizi ka o di na mbu.

Nnamdi bu Chief Ome  ego (a year ago).O ji ego igwe na aka na cho ebe o ga etinye ego ga amutara ya ego(investment).O nwere ka osi di,nti ekene anu na Nnamdi choro izu bus bunye ndi mmadu ka ha na agba na enwetere ya daily returns.Ekene dika ezigbo nwanne na agadi okuku(o huchala ihe nile,mata ihe nile) nyere ya ndumodu ka o tinye ego ya ebe ozo n'ihi na transport line a bughi ihe agba aka eme.O gwara ya jiri ihe mere ya nwere muru ako . . .
Nnamdi dika onye iberibe gwara ya mechie onu n'ihi na onye na ejighi ego a pughi idu mmadu odu.
Today,dika m na ede ihe a Ekene ka Nnamdi nma.Nnamdi zuru ugbo ala ise bunye ndi mmadu . . .within 6 mths ha nile bara voicemail.O beghi ebe ahu,o tinyere ego o na enweta na biz ya ndi ozo na iruzi moto rute mgbe biz ya ndi ozo nile dara.Ugbu a toro a noghizi ya na aka.
. . . Owu nani onye iberibe na eleli okwu na ndumodu onye na ejighi ego just maka na onye ahu e jighi ego. 

Methinks you perceive others to be putting up attitude when u already have ur ego/self esteem(low or high) issues

Ilelobola:
Here's a photo of the nanny that allegedly took him. I pray they find him soon .

And here's what's doing BB rounds though I can't confirm if it's true or not.

"For those of us who are mums, or planning to be very soon, here are some security tips for us to work with, but the major thing is for God’s guidance and protection over our families.

A 10-months old baby was kidnapped in an estate on Saturday morning 6.45 am by their 2-weeks old nanny, right under the parents nose. Very well behaved lady indeed, named Victoria. This family had been married for 6 years and this happens to be their first baby. As special as this baby is, the mum and dad are usually always around or at least a relative, the nanny does not go out with her alone, even within the compound. But she still succeeded in kidnapping this baby…the question is how??

The dad is usually in the habit of locking their compound gate by himself at night and opening the gate very early in the morning, (even though they had a security guard), so on that fateful day, he went downstairs to open the gate. The mum apparently wanted to take her bath, and the dad was downstairs, so naturally she called on the nanny to hold the baby for her so she could quickly have her bath.
The nanny carefully strapped the baby on her back and pretended to be going about her normal chores, she swept the porch downstairs and cleared the waste into the bin, then she carried the waste basket and told the gateman she wanted to throw the waste outside the gate. …bam! That was it, she escaped with the baby and by the time her number could be reached, the call was traced to Seme border at 9.00 am the same day, in just 3 hours!.

They have been contacting the parents of the child with about 20 different numbers within 6 days from Cameroun, and other locations, but have not named their price yet, apparently because the baby had just undergone an operation some days to the kidnap, and was bleeding from the surgery point. They are yet to name their price as I write…."

The heart of men is extremely wicked.May God in his mercies keep the baby,make the parents strong and finally bring the baby back home.
@Rasputinn ,Babys' picture is on the first page.

agabaI23:
ura? I ga-eji ara gi ama m ura? Happy days

kola oloye:
^ You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.
Jesus said, 'come unto me all of you that are heavy laden and I will give you rest. . .'
I have already put everything at the Lords feet.Remember,if the son shall set you free you shall be free indeed.

Jesus is the solid rock,every other ground is a sinking sand.

Sorry for the sermon,I didn't mean to preach but the truth must be told.
I REST MY CASE.

Kola Kola my good friend.
If u got more messages it wud be nice If u do so on a brand new thread.

Blazay
@OP,You might want to edit ur post.

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=610070.msg7780979#msg7780979 date=1298394158]Blazay why do you sound like almondjoy.[/quote]LOL

Ujujoan:
Aside from the whole financial aspect, Edo women wield a lot of power in Nigeria. Their culture allows that more than any other culture I've seen!

In my village, women don't even join for town/village meetings, but in Benin they do!

This is probably why men see women as their equals and the whole 'head of the home' thing just don't fly around there!

Despite the fact that this poster is incredibly rude and shallow, she does have a point!

Very True.
Posters choice of words did appear rude,maybe cos English is not her language.

This thread was going on fine till a certain Dayo came in . . .everywhere is hot and stinking since his grand entrance.
Dayokanu,what is ur problem?what do u want?
52.Who brought in the ffg slangs/curse to nld:
a.Dindirin
b.Ebelebe Igba.
c.Mu he he.

deltalife:
I do banking, so am trough wif school.

The tactics is BLACKMAIL. And when ma mum hears any perverting story about  she fall sick, which goes in turn to destabilize me.

And I so Love my mum.

Had a close friend that was in same boat with you.
He can't sneeze,eat or fart without the mum and sisters consent  
Lemme tell u what he did;He decided to grow up ! He made decisions and stood by it,he stopped calling up mama to cry oh her shoulders,he became responsible for himself and stopped crying to mama for food and funds,he understood that mama won't die cos she shed a tear or 2.
[s]If all that does not work please try dating someone likeJennykadry for 1 month,your mum and sisters need not be told which side of the pillow to place their nappy heads[/s]  

dayokanu:
You should be made moderator of sexuality section since you know all the posts on that section very well.

The so called Missbowleg if she isnt Nigerian which [size=18pt]C-U-N-T[/size]ry is she from?

awwwww,ori eja  
If u want[b] us [/b]to move our bed over there,Im game,24/7,u don't even have to ask.
Missbowlegs is  Dutch.

Hmmn

honeric01:
Rokiatu is not a Nigerian, she's from Gambia.

Wonderful.
I thought she was Yoruba.thanks for the info.

Odunnu:
Ms Potato

No.
Is she popular at the sexuality section?nld men drool endlessly over her?

honeric01:
That goes to Rokiatu.

no.
Roki na naija babe.
Answer is Missbowlegs      
She is an anal s3x freak,nld guys were all over her then . . .
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=373627

Check out her posts statistics . . .sexuality through out.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=373627;sa=showPosts

Tributes to Missbowlegs :
Quote from: jay bee on September 09, 2009, 04:02 PM
Word on the street is that you've been giving all NL male virgins numerous wet dreams Wink
Quote from: eyonigger on September 04, 2009, 08:37 PM
missby, u are just so open and plain, just like me, love u for that.
Quote from: spikedcylinder on September 03, 2009, 05:30 PM
I thought you said it was for men anyway?
For me, the anus is only for externals. . . . .not internals. Wink Spikeyyyyyy
Quote from: wale.star on September 02, 2009, 03:08 PM
Toto nearly finish my bank account.God will save me and i can't do without toto 3 times a week at least with different women

I should be made the moderator of moderators already. 

She needs to sack whoever that wrote that speech.I hope it was not Beaf 
That aside,She is a mother (even though she is yet to experience child birthing) but how wud she feel If someone feeds her that crap if it was her child?Poor man wey go rally make e for see whether e go fit get  some free money to take chop.I hope folks going to rallies anyhow cos of the free small small money that they are dashed takes note.
What does democracy mean to a poor family struggling to survive?Of all the words to use?this is so very wrong.

chakula:
It is obligatory for the praying person to follow the imaam completely without preceding him or lagging behind him in any rukn (pillar) or more.Allah knows the best.

What If u are late and/or missed one Pillar?

Be silly.
Not moi,try again.

^^You can't modify here,yikes!
Y'all shld send this msg to ur berries;My good old Nokia wud beat both of them blue-black any day,any time.

Whats the difference btwn a blue and black berry phone?

ikamefa:
^^^^^^^

" "" color red! oya oh more kwueshions jare

52.She is a female.She got nld male ogling (her beauty and sexual liberties).She is a non-Nigerian and one of her outstanding physical attributes is something to do with her legs.She was popular at the sexuality section.who is she ?
lolz

echelon:
Ndi be anyi, unu e mere aghaa?

E ji m n'aka na udo di. Ekpere m bu ka onye o bula mee uche Chineke.

Udo.

Onye Ije noo.
@Topic,Owu nani onye Iberibe na eche na onye na ejighi ego a pughi inye onye ji ego ndumodu.
Its only a fooooool that believes that a poor man cannot give a rich one sound advice

This is my first time hearing abt the group . . .Black Voiz.
What happened?was he a cultist?

I wrote it Batu style.
Batu is NOT error free and that's what makes it unique,berra get used to that! 
Im not contesting for the post of F.L,I am the elected and selected F.L . . .ask Musiwa.

Blazay:
When she feels she is ready.

As soon as she barely understands what 'boyfriends' are for and how a pe-nis(where the man's brain resides for the most part) operates blissfully and catastrophically. . . .period!

As soon as she starts having 'em boyfriends. . . she is an emancipated minor with the ultimate "consenting adult's" rights and priviledges UNRESTRICTED package. . . mwah!
As long as she is not being sexually molested by older 'boyfriends'/male relatives(1 year or more). . . .and her joohsie-poohsie/STARBUCKS WI-FI cappucino dispenser of a 'spiritually-humid, yeast-trap of an ever-incubatin'/salivatin'/fermentin' contraption' of a bug-breeder/spreader, (between her thighs. . . that she has not even learned how to disinfect properly or keep clean exogenously. . . . ). . . .as it keeps twitching/itching/moving/leading her, she mos-def has my FUUUUUUUUUUUULLLL blessings.

Oooooooh. . . . them 'boyfriends' of hers/theirs can keep molesting each other within her/their age groups to kingdom orgas-meek-come.  She will learn soooooooooo learn. . . .

Who has time to 'judge' ENDLESS police/welfare/DEFACS cases in this Ay-Meh-Ri-Kay where highly-experienced 5 year-olds give BJs/VJs, better than my ancestors and behind yellow, 'short', school buses too far that marrar?( Short buses=special transportation vehicles, provided by the American school districts for extremely, mentally-challenged children with multiple, trisomy complexes. . . . ) after connecting on FaceBook, Twitter and God knows what next/else. . . and with ALL da' sex-texting in this modern-day/age at the rate of 2000 words per second or greater via cellphones/sign-lingo pneumonics in churches/afterschool programmes or even during choir-practice/Sunday school classrooms included(. . .in the forms of all those re-tarded-looking alphabets such as ROFALMFBOOOOOO rubbish, used as full time academic curriculum all year round?
Or where crack-headed junkies of children keep murdering themselves or their siblings, classmates or parents/guardians in hot or cold blood, all because of those their geeky, "crawfish-looking" boyfriends and girlfriends? 


You think we live in some 10th-world, African-jungly, nomadic, 'settlement', where children are treated worse than diseased cattle all in the name of 'upbringing'?
Never let a so-called 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend' come between you and your daughter please.
Experience is always the best teacher, without all the bush, ITK, African mentality of  "I told you so. . .blah, blah, blah. . . ."(Especially when most of YOU had boyfriends and girlfriends at age 6 months or less  )!!!

She has a mind,. . .and has been instructed(I mean well schoooooooooled on how to use it. . .) on what to do. . . . as in how to make/keep/discard friends(boyfriends or GIRLFRIENDS).


Sooooooo, that is her business. I am only AN instructor/guide/support/resource person in her life(the job of real parents. . . .not meddlesome, frustrated, psychotic terrrorists looking to pepertrate the cycle of abuse/misery they experienced as children themselves by trying to relieve their wasted youths/old-age in their children's lives. . . with some booooolsheet religion/tradition/culture too).

I have done my part. . . . by setting the BEST example. The rest of the social-education process is hers to experience and ENDURE.

The reason men(real fathers) should pay special attention to their daughters NOT THE WOMEN! You would not be pondering on such a question. Don't be an absentee 'dad' or semen-donor!

Yup! I am my daughte[b]rs[/b]' dad.

Any girl raised by a real dad(not a semen-donor). . . [size=16pt]never[/size] makes the wrong choices when it comes to boyfriends and husbands. . . . .no matter the timing.

!Get Yours!

Fell of my chair     
abeg which one be V.J ?
Ebelebe Igba

@OP,any good news?
How many nannies have disappeared with a child and came back with the nanny not having anything to do with the disappearing act , the school kids kidnapped at Aba,was the bus driver taken alongside with the kids?  just thinking out loud.
Besides,OP needs to shed more light.How did it happen?Was the nanny sent on an errand with the baby and they never returned?Did she go out with the baby on an unknown unsent errand and never returned?
Wherever they are,I pray God to protect the innocent and let the wicked fall into the pit they dug.

Rofl.
Darling Musiwa If some kind fella finally "summits" your name,I don't need TB Joshua to prophesy b4 I start preparing myself for HRH First Lady of Naija cos without doubt,the masses are voting for[b] us[/b]. 
I've got norrin but loff,lots of loff for you my darling Musiwa.
@All,If u are for Musiwa,pls refrain from posting on this thread with Jakumo-English,Bantu is the new NigerBene lingua franca. 

Featherless gini?Im scared already.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=608092.msg7761305#msg7761305 date=1298124705]Nyansh Mr Cork!! [/quote]gbam!
OP,there u go.nyash cork and all men shall call u beautiful.

^^^Thanks alot.
Cena won,as usual and always,EOD.
Rio beat Kofi?Im not suprised
I wud have to watch it online laterz,thanks.

Who watched yesternights elimination?
I missed it and can't believe i did.20 minutes to the kick-off my little baby decided to exercise his lips/voice,he just started wailing,as if that is not enough,some un-invited visitors came calling. Before i could say Jack,game is over.
who watched?Be a darling and break it down here.

Lagosboy:
I would like to discuss the issue of apostacy and capital punishment in islam as i came across a thread in the politics section regarding this and perhaps we could discuss it here.

In islam any apostate is not to be killed and there is evidence in the time of the Prophet PBUH where someone changed his faith and was not killed in anyway.

The only instance where an apostate is killed is the instance of an islamic state , where someone changes side and begins to work against the state. This act is punishable under all laws of all modern countries. In the US it is called treasonable felony punishable by death or long jail sentence - example is John Walker Lindh who was US citizen and fought against the US in battle. In the UK it as an offence, In Nigerias law Treasonable felony is death sentence.

1400 years ago the Islamic state in Medina was newly established and the same law applied to anyone. Then, the oath of allegiance was to the state and you are free to choose your religion as the quran says in Q2 v 256 "Let there be no compulsion in religion". There were Jews and christians living under the state with full rights and priviledges. Death penalty was only prescribed on someone that switched side and worked with external agressors against the state.

I do accept some muslims dont help matters when they have the opinion that anyone switching sides should be killed. This opinion has no basis in islamic legal theory.

And God knows best!

Priceless Information

LeoChinedu:
THOU HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH!

Your bridge-building effort and the awareness of the truth of Islam gladens my heart.

It's high time we break rank with unfounded traditions and make recourse to "the Quran and the examples of the prophet".

Kedu Chinedu?