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zayhal:
trust Ify has a lot to teach us here. Now people, fire in your questions.

Btw

Ify how's our baby doing? Hope you're on exclusive breastfeeding. It's the 1st best gift a mother can give.

lol
Baby is doing fine,Insha Allah.Exclusive nunu for 3 mnths,afterwards Daddy resumes duty.
@Op,where art thou?

LOL
You never applied for visa lottery but u won?Milk and honey surely flows in Amelika.
Kiss that money goodbye before u send it.

@Turboman,wether the nanny is innocent or not,it wud make alot of sense If her pictures are uploaded.It wud be alot more easier and feasible spotting the nanny than the baby.If the nanny is fished out,they wud be closer to getting their baby.IMO

Honeric,sorry but u failed part B of the question.
A. Cork
B. cock report 2010 page 1 states and i quote:
Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.   (cork's Report: 2010,  page 1) Wink
Nice try though,You gonna get e-nyashed by . . . ennyluv 

fstranger3:
I'd love some e-nyanshing from you that may lead to some physical nyanshing


Please whats question 51?

Remind me when im 60 

This thread was meant to be fun,Yes 

Jarus:
48, Which Nairalander used to be a sports analyst with Silverbird TV about 2-3 years ago? Razorr

49, Name 5 First Class degree-holding Nairalanders: [b]Ibime, Davidylan, Richyblack, Zeedee, loma[/b]

50, Name 3 South African Nairalanders and 2 Ghanaian Nairalanders? RSA, Mpele, & Otumfour, Efuah, Kwamejobour
 

100%. But being Batu master's closest friend on NL, I expected no less. 

What about those guys i listed?
Look,I believe u copied some of my answers.u couldn't have possibly still remembered sis  Efuah?     
Anyone that gets question 51. wud receive correct  e-nyashing from me 

What's facebook again?
LMAO!
Don't we all need a lirrrle "attenshun"?. . .when u don't get enough of it indoors,norin wrong in getting it online.
ROFL!!!
@OP,what do u mean by "wud u allow" ? All this "achikota-ekwe-onu" kind of men that feel they own the wife.So the wife has to take permission from u?Papal Bulls.Your thread wud have made sense if it was phrased as "married women wud u upload ur pictures on fbk"
Allow ko,allowance ni.
what happens when oga no "allow" and madam needs "attenshun"?kids shld stay away from marriage biz,please.

Im indifferent to gays,irrespective of race or religion and this case is not an exception.
In my own little corner,i'm yet to get the reason anyone wud be attracted to same sex,huh

1.Get urself an efficient ear plugs.
2.Grow a thick skin. . .try eating Kpomo everyday,your skin go become "kaki" overnight.odeshi!
3.Clothe urself with patience. . .ignore some things,act blind but be alert.
4.Find out why s/he nags and make positive changes.
5.Get out of the marriage or stay and repeat steps 1 to 4.

e go better one day. . .if u no kpeme before that "one day"

OMG,what in Gods name is this world turning to?
please OP,dont u have pictures of the nanny?were and how did they get the nanny?family,friends of the nanny?
Putting up pics of the child won't do much really,u can't go abt spying on every baby trolley and babies are usually hard to tell apart.
sad csad,sad news.

Shame on any adult picking quarrels with kids!
An adult should be able to firmly correct a child and still live peacefully with them;that is what makes them adults and distinguishes them from the kids.The parents need to grasp restraint :u correct a child and leave the child to sulk for sometime then u still go ahead show the child love and live on like nothing happened.Don't start sulking cos your child is sulking,it wud only reduce whatever respect the kid had for u.example,u corrected a child at night,verbal correction,the next morning,the child wakes with a long face,tries to step out without as much as a word to you and adult/parent allows that or shrugs it off.who is the child now?lolz
@OP,i wont take side with any party.caution the kids and let the elder respect himself.

Africans hardly discuss death and funeral,sharing of estates and who-gets-what is a better discourse . .IMO.
Flying a corpse home aint a joke!I heard some ppl (prolly the aged) sort out their burial plans years ahead their departure(living testament) with some of them instructing that they be buried wherever death meets them.

Jarus:
48, Name 5 First Class degree-holding Nairalanders

50, Name 3 South African Nairalanders and 2 Ghanaian Nairalanders?

48.
A.Becomrich:elect elect.
B.Dayokanu:pepersouping and skirt chasing.
C.Grafikdon:drawing&nature art.
D.4play:women affairs.
E.Naijacutee:money making machine!

50a.S.A
sagoddess
no idea
no idea
B.Ghana
Otumfour
Efuah

@Ika,u failed woefully.Answer is Iice,Ikamefa ati Mukina.aje meta,ika meta,3 weetches!
@Pwetty,answer is Ladydee not u.
51.He is to some witty and to others extremely stu.p1d.In 2010,On one of his good days,he compiled a report though its argued to be copy and paste,the report he claimed is for ladies,twud help them keep their men and stay healthy emotionally.who is he and quote his report "2010 page 1"

embassyman:
I hate TNA and those things that is happening there, hogan,flair, hardy and co, blood everyday

Me too.
Everyday broken head,blood,place is so dis-organized.Rob Van dam is good,he shld move over to WWE asap.
Mr Anderson is so freaaaaaaking annoying.

^At the risk of my grand-dad's chicken m0r0nic tendencies being pointed out and my goats r3tarded a55 being scattered with Big English,I wud say without doubt . . . .Sagamite,the crown Prince of Shagamu.

Muki,i go woze your face 
44.Orikinla
45.Oh I forgot pwetty's thread,i should have added the year,this one was 2007.Ladydee.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-102773.0.html


Others,are right on point.

42.My intelligence starts where . . .complete the quote,whose siggy?
43.She is good in s.Exual matters,she is very proud of who she is,she dated a Nigerian,she is a Brazilian.who is she?
44.He knows all the Nigerian celebrities,popular bloggers inclusive.He wines and dines with kings and queens.He claims to be a poet,educationist et all.He lives on one of the popular Islands in the country.His name is  . . . . . . .?
45.She was looking for a husband.She was based in UK.She opened a thread that had a record of 20 pages in 10 hours.what is her username?
46.They are 3.Seen all,done all,conquered all.Some call them witches others call them as b1cthes,lolz who are they?

Sagamite:
Mukina 5ft 11

Im taller than Mukina jor.Becomrich has my pinshures 
I never Knew Dayo was that tall,how long is  his  . . . where is ennyluv 

missgstar2:
arochukwu

Omo,seems our list varies from kindred to kindred.
Im from Aro too but my list is definitely not same as urs.No Omu aro for ur list ?
A great percentage of the items in that list are very cheap.Offhand I wud say 300K is OK,remember . . .You do[b] NOT[/b] have to provide everything on the list maka na a naghi anucha nwanyi anucha.Ka nka,ada Mazi

^^Super mod shld not play with floor members 
38.Almond Joy,it was on her spermdrops Id.
39.Toh . . .The nappy head reigns.
40.Jokes section,Ituen and Tufe. Don't think they still post 
41 and 37,all correct Sir/Ma.

fstranger3:
^^^

Becomrichn definitely does not  have a Ph.D., and he is too incoherent to survive in a Ph.D., program

. . . and Davidylan does ?  
37.Who is the first NLDer to get banned 2011?
38.Which nlder had a profile pic of a couple eating and the words "no dirty fingers please" . .  .
39.The nappy head is synonymous with which nlder?
40.Where is kukuvi _(sp)kingdom and which nlder introduced it to nld ?
41.She is cool,young and Intelligent.She is of mixed parentage of Yoruba and Hausa,used to write a blog,her username consists of 3 English Vowels,who is she?

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=607875.msg7758729#msg7758729 date=1298077370][size=14pt]Gate fee for shows in Nigeria, is it reasonable?[/size]

For those who live abroad, convert N25grand and 50grand to your currency and tell us if you think that's moderate or too much money to pay to go see a music or comedy show.

All the major concerts that have held in Nigeria in the last year or so, have had a gate fee of 5-10k for regular, 20-25k for VIP and a VVIP table for 10 people for N500grand. If you divide it, that's 50k per person.

Now, more than 70% of people who are employed in this country earn below 20grand a month, (I stand to be corrected). So I'm thinking, the average Tuface Idibia fan will probably never see him in concert, because to see him in concert, it will cost him almost half his salary, and with all he needs money for, he can't afford a ticket to go see his idol live in concert.

With all the problems people face in this country, people want to unwind, they want to socialize, they want to dance and laugh and see their stars live, but because concert organizers in this country think it's OK to charge 25/50k for a 3/4 hours show, it makes it difficult. And even if you are an above average worker who earns maybe 150k a month, and you want to go see D'Banj live in concert, it will probably cost you and your partner one third of your salary to make that happen. And when you think thoroughly about how hard you work to earn that money, you'll probably just sit your backside home and watch TV, right?

We blame the Government for all our problems in this country, rightly so, but for some problems, we need to take a deep look at ourselves. Like Mahatma Gandhi said, "Let us be the change we want to see in the world.' or something like that, :-)

There's so much I want to say but let me stop here, I don't want to offend anyone, :-)
So, that's my opinion on the matter. Please no insults o, I've had enough for one day, :-). Just share your thoughts.

http://lindaikeji..com/2011/02/gate-fee-for-concerts-in-nigeria-is-it.html[/quote]Na u abi Linda wey don collect enough [i]baba e ati Iya e [/i]for the day? 
@Topic,Its all about Passion and priorities.
If Coliseum goes for free and Motherland is 50k per head,I and mine are without doubt heading to Motherland 
There are places one can relax,have fun and good music without paying gate fees.If u can afford it and u are passionate abt it why not 
If u think its ridiculous and unreasonable please stick to your pirated cds,You tube or televised editions.
I never hear say dem force pesin make he attend live show or pay gate fee.

embassyman:
McCOY91, BUT HOW DID U KNOW THAT THE ROCK IS BACK? that means u have been watching wrestling to have known that.

Tomorrows elimination chamber will be xplosive , as Either The CORE OR The Nexus will win while Randy and others will be surprised, John Cena will try to stop them but he cant do it alone

True but sadly I prefer living in denial here.I want to believe that my boo,John wud do it all alone and come out all fine,im enjoying my delusions

ode remo:
ray maestero all tha way.
the big show , am a fan of.

You are a Fan of Ray and Big show too.strange
@Embassyman,whats up with Batista and Edge sef ? Edge is so envious of Cena . . .good a thing jealousy takes u nowhere.

Cosmass:
Nothing new or spectacular

[quote author=Nelson** link=topic=607126.msg7753687#msg7753687 date=1298023950]we are fed up with da ballons! [/quote]

Goldieluks:
Same old,SAME OLD, Drag/drab/ ho.

. . .there u go@ OP.

Sagamite:
Jarus, if I may:

31) Can anyone name 3 Nairaland PhD-holders or PhD-candidates?

Davidlylan,Becomrich and . . .

Sagamite:
Jarus, if I may:


34) Who is the tallest Nairaland Girl? _{[Guesses/Assumptions are allowed]}

Mukina or I 

You go first,what do u have to say or want to know

Yeah,vividly .
I prepared him correct Skunk.I mean the type mixed and sun dried with correct Sapele water.Dude proposed on the second puff . . .highness and all.    Hes been high ever since,highly in love with moi.

Blazay:
I would need hypnosis to jug my "RAM" for this one.

Mo ti gba gbe sha.

Rofl,Iro lo nkpa.
Was there a proposal or should we count our parents arrangement as one? Fix it real quick
You knocked me up,a shot-gun wedding was organized,end of !
or did u propose on our wedding night?

When did he catch wife with 2 different men and what was his reaction?I find that part hard to digest,he forgave her  ,naija man 
Why shld the 2 kids stay with the man or the woman is OK with that?
When the differences become irreconcilable either by prayer,jazz(African magic),patience or bottom power its best to get a divorce.

Ridiculous as this story may sound but its the truth esp the Ebonyi connection . . .they are all over the streets.
I also know Ebonyi state has its own fair share of elites;educated,opportuned and rich,I wish they wud join the crusade of educating and helping though greed on the part of the parents is another factor.

@OP,why wud u want to tell the child?Wud u be ready to deal and handle the emotional trauma the telling wud bring u and the child?My take on this is,besides the thread was how and not should u tell:[b]If the child asks [/b]please tell him/her the truth,no lies . . . else keep a sealed lips! Moreover,if u are talking abt "legal" adoption in naija,no one wud give u child that is above 5 yrs(some homes even insist on 3yrs),so unless u announce to family and friends or treat the child badly (cos u got a biological one) chances are that the child won't even suspect.