₦airaland Forum

Blazay1:
^^^

Getting off NL is the answer. (can't wait. . . nothing to do in Nigeria I tellya)
If one has a healthy network of friends in reality. . .why bother with FB?
I agree, a cheat is a cheat,
But that FB is the evil of all evils.
Takes quality time from family and friends. Not just the risk of cheating.

All to chase phantoms that are nothing but fake.

Often times, as soon as you get to know those 'figments' of imaginations a little closely. . .you discover they are ALL psychos.

lol
. . .waiting for u to get off NL,how wud Fsstranger and co. cope without u ?  
@Bolded,i don't agree totally,One good thing with FBK is that it sure helps reconnect with lost old school friends,families and relatives staying in different states.
lol@"our divorce will be real"  

bibelo:
@ifyalways- union bank is not just like any other bank majority of govts big accounts reside wit them.some yrs back first bank was on the brink of going down and it approached union bank for cos its accounts wldnt balance.union bank drafted its best brains which also included the current acting gmd of intercontinental bank to rescue them,those brains walked at union and first bank simultaneously and earned just dia normal salary.the current acting gmd of intercontinental bank was suppose to b the gmd of union based on qualification,experience and being a nonsense man who believd in promotion based on performance was retrenched so he wouldnt blow d whistle on the mgmt shaddy deals.

Ok,thanks.
The bank somehow reminds me of local govt. office;old fellas,rusted fans,slow service.

mutter:
You need to wait till the bleeding stops and the woman is healed- Medically.
But I would advise you to wait also till your wife is ready for it.
Mot women get scared after childbirth and the pain to start again. Also the strong maternal instinct can sometimes even make a woman aggressive to the husband coming near her. This instinct overshadows the instinct for a mate initially.
What you could do to help her is show her love, tenderness and compassion. Make her understand you know what she is going through and are willing to wait. Introduce physical contact gradually and make it obvious it is a show of tenderness and not sexual. Hugs and pecks or just holding her in your arms. Also care for the baby, like changing or bathing it, that will make her see that you identify with her motherhood condition, she will warm up pretty fast then.
No point the woman doing it just to satisfy you.

You are a darling.

FBK 
Getting off fbk or any social site is not the answer.A cheat wud always cheat but if ur loins are weak/ur marriage is shaky,like my Xtian brethren wud preach,dont give room to the Devil,cut off every appearance of evil/temptation.However,married ones shld know when and where to draw the line when online.
I personally find it weird when i see married dudes flipping suggestive pictures online,begging for attention?

deny:
For couples only,how long can  couples wait for each other after which the woman is put to bed.i mean b4 they can engage in sex again.

Depends . . .how the birthing process went.
If she had C/S,2 mths shld be ok,(must have had her post-partum b4 then),Position matters.
If she had Epi.,6 weeks shld do,pre-intimacy and lubrication is the key.
Most Importantly . . .wait till ur woman is ready for it!
Please stay away from Orals ie giving her orals now,her body is still open,infections fly fast.

Specialist900:
trae_z

Don't try the east o especially those cities odunnu warned you about o.

P.s t[i]he east is a place where life closes at 6p.m max 8p.m for the day. [/i]

its very easy to spew lies on the internet.
Life in Owerri,Enugu,9th mile,Umahia etc begins at 11 pm.

Odunnu:
Enugu is kool. Dnt bother with Aba,Onitsha,Umuahia- very annoying cities.
I think Rivers is more expensive than Abuja,so check Calabar out. Is Benin in the west?its a wow! city now o!

. . . Might be so for you But an Ideal city for some.
@Topic,Mbaise

Freak, Im Igbo,dark as charcoal,no nyash and boobs,stop quoting me.

Union bank still exist and ppl still bank with them?

Why not?With all pleasure Yes . . .It takes alot of guts to say no to abortion,determination to go thru pregnancy alone,Patience to tend a baby and strength to be a single parent in Nigeria.

jason2010:
Here is some background info: Her child is 4 years old, she is 24, and I am 30. I knew that she has a child all along, but we are getting really serious these days and the family pressure is on (on me). The dude that knocked her up simply bounced because her child turned out to be a female ( He never came back, not even a mere phone call).
I know in the US, where I lived for over 15 years, stuff like this flies easily, but here in 9ja, society still frowns on that.

Thus, if you were in my shoes, what will you do?

If shes aiight and everything u want in a woman,go on boy.
Word of advice:Adopt the child legally.

Sagamite:
[size=18pt]German man castrates teenage daughter's 57-year-old boyfriend[/size]

An enraged father who disapproved of his daughter's older boyfriend went to his home and castrated him with a bread knife.

Helmut Seifert, 47, an ethnic German originally from Russia, was enraged when he heard his 17-year-old daughter was having a relationship with Phillip Genscher, 57.

He went to police in the town of Bielefeld where he lives but officers said they were powerless to intervene.

"The man then recruited two work colleagues at his factory and then went to the house of the victim," said police.

"The man was forced to remove his trousers and, fully conscious, he was castrated. The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator."

The man was close to bleeding to death but managed to call police. His life was saved but he remains a eunuch for life.

Seifert pleaded guilty and will be on trial for attempted murder next year. But he has remained silent on who his accomplices were.

He told police: "I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn't stop him - so I did.

"I saw it as my duty as a father."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8197617/German-man-castrates-teenage-daughters-57-year-old-boyfriend.html

@Bolded LMAO and BS
Why did he not cut of the daughters V.jaa or tie-up the girl?
True justice;get him castrated b4 throwing him in jail.

Ok,she is petty.
The first pics,was she smiling or at a dentist's desk?

semid4lyfe:
MAAADNESSS!

. . . and more.wtf

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg7334261#msg7334261 date=1292345016]isimisi owuzi the new ekeresimesi. chai, aguru egbukwaanu nwa chief na another ekeresimesi o. o di ka m ga eji anya ihere gakwuru umunnem na obodo obama next week. odi mma otuahu sef. kama aguru ga egbu m ebe a, on top of nke ikomi na ify gbuforo m.

i wish m ga enweta ikomi na trap. m taa ya aru m ga ata ya ee [/quote]I nwere nsogbu.
Ino na achughari Ikomi,tinye ike nile ahu i jii achughari Ikomi na iletam anya,i nmezi m nke oma etc and a ghaghim ele anya na ezi ozo.
Mgbe nile i di busy acho onye i ga asi na o na achum,ya mere na i naghi enwe my time and me too i keep straying
Concentrate on ur woman boyyyyyy. lets make it work

dayokanu:
Mutter,

WOuld you marry me as your second husband?

There are 2 ways to a cemetery,with ur legs or  . . . .

ebonyvibe:
I have falling out of love with my hubby and he has seriously tried to make amends but it doest seem to help. I caught him cheating once but honestly I have gotten over that.

I am seriously contemplating divorce but I am thinking am I too hasty but i have been thinking this for two years dont know if i should go for it or not. I have my reasons many I cant say here but i am really unhappy within my soul.

Constructive advice please

2 years is such a long time to have such a thing in mind.
Whatever your reasons are,are u really sure things cant be mended,is it beyond repair?
Please consider and re-consider seriously,whatever that made your feelings for your hubby change.Or could it be that u guys are growing apart?Lost communication,shared interests??
IMO, you can  lust over/get infatuated with  someone, cool off,come back and rekindle those feelings; No Stress but, love is different,It's an action not a feeling. It takes effort and time to build it,u gotta work on it daily to keep it going.If u try harder (if u still want to make it work)u might  regain some lost feelings and emotions by really working on the relationship,allowing yourself to be happy and not full of doubts.
Have u ever discussed this with your hubby?

chai,who took this pics ?He/she is a meanie

joyblinks:
that is just a small picture taken from a distance ona don dey run ona mouth. if you think you or your sister or girlfriend is more beautiful, then post her picture for us to see.

Uniport chicks are da bomb. anyday and time

bad belle people.

this is the babe

She looks better here but her pose
She needs to work on that If she is or aspires to be a model.

Look,e-monkey,there are no nuts or bananas here so just move on.
BTwn,i wud rather have this thread deleted than deal with ur pollution.

Kennyblues:
The Police have promoted a constable, Gbenga Fashola, after he allegedly shot a defenceless 23-year-old man, Jubril Rasheed.

The bullets fired at Rasheed at the Sabo Police Station, Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital, last May, tore through his buttocks and hit his focal place.

Fashola has been promoted to corporal.

This contradicts the Police Command’s statement to reporters in Abeokuta after the incident seven months ago.

The command had said Fashola was dismissed and charged with attempted murder.

But the policeman was recently seen in Abeokuta at a church on Quarry Road.

He was testifying to a large congregation that he had been reinstated and promoted.

He said he committed no wrong in shooting Rasheed.

Fashola on May 11 allegedly dragged Rasheed, a Ghanaian, to Sabo Police Station, Abeokuta, and shot him twice on the suspicion that his elder brother was befriending a hair dresser apprentice said to be close to the policeman.

The victim’s father, Mr. Clement Aboagye Rasheed, told reporters yesterday that he witnessed the ruling of the Orderly Room Trial of Fashola when he was invited by the Police Command Provost on June 8 after his "dismissal".

He said: "The Provost, who read the judgment, told Fashola that he had been found guilty beyond all reasonable doubt; that he wrongfully used arms when he was not supposed to use it and that his action was contrary to Police rules and regulations.

"The Provost said he was dismissed and would be prosecuted for attempted murder.

"But based on rumour, I went to the Sabo Police Station last Monday (November 29) to confirm. To my astonishment, I met him (Fashola) wearing his new rank.

"Doctors have told me that my son can never sleep with a woman. The police know I am poor and I don’t have anybody behind me. That is why, instead of paying my son some compensation, they have promoted him (Fashola). I leave everything to God."

He said of the N123, 000 he spent as hospital bill during his son’s six-week admission at the State Hospital, Ijaiye, Abeokuta, the police authorities paid only N57, 000.

But the Police yesterday insisted that Fashola had been dismissed.

Police spokesman Olumuyiwa Adejobi, a Deputy Superintendent, challenged Rasheed to prove his allegation.

Adejobi said: "[b]He who alleges must prove. [/b]Let the father of the boy show a photogragh of the officer (Fashola) in his new rank. There is no information or signal at my disposal that he was promoted or re- instated. He committed a criminal offence. He was tried, found guilty and dismissed. I’m sure he has not been re-instated."


http://thenationonlineng.net/web3/news/21627.html

. . .and possibly more heads abi buttocks wud gol while trying to prove.

Is this the same woman tha resigned cos she said her conscience as a mother and woman and religious beliefs were conflicting with whats expected of her to do as the state Inec chairman

slyopez:
Ndi Igbo nma nma nu ooo. Obu munwa bu Ogbuefi Akunne Nwazelibeaku. Ana mu ekene ndi igbo ibem no Nigeria na Diaspora were na asi unu ISIMISI oma ooo. Were kwa na asi ndigbo na akwado ilota uno isimisi njem udo na ukwuoma. Ndi'igbo ibem nma nma nu ooo.

Ginikwa bu Isimisi?
Ndeewo nwoke oma.

You know i saw this yesterday but i seriously refused to believe twas true.
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=568013.msg7331869#msg7331869 date=1292321527]I'm not one to dictate to people how and on what to spend their money, but . . . . while Y'all are having fun and spending money on trivial luxuries, please remember the poor.[/quote]. . .Not just the poor,the boys future,education.
This is the height of all forms of vanity.IMO

macjive01:
@ivynwa, i was supporting the girl initially becos i mysef is a catholic but with all these acting she is displaying
im now letting her now that the case could be argued the other way around

LMAO.
what does ur NGO do?N a wao for ur mindset and ideologies.

Lagosboy:
I came close to shedding tears at the bolded    . memories of reciting it in arabic in a sonorous voice is awesome and seeing you typing it was very emotional for me. I remembered the the first day November 30, 2009 when you asked "What is islam" and then your next question was "who is muhammad an what does he represent". Precisly about a year later, on the same thread you type these beautiful words and phrase. To God be the glory !!

For those who dont understand the meaning it means "I am pleased and satisfied with Allah as my Lord, sustainer, master, nourisher  . . I am pleased and satisfied with islam as my way of life and Muhammad PBUH as my Prophet and messenger"

Habeebah may Allah be pleased with you as well and may he be pleased at every action of yours.

Subhna Allah.
Amen.
[quote author=xoxo, link=topic=359506.msg7325868#msg7325868 date=1292247386]Jazakallahu khairan sisters for having my back, May allah guide us all aright and give us the strength to emulate the good characters of Rasulullah even in the face of provocations, Amin[/quote]Amin.

azharuddin:
Dont worryyyy,
Sister believe me reciting in Arabic is very very satisfying and more comfortable. The way we pronounce Arabic in English is not right. For example in Suratul Fathiha We recite 'Ghairil maghlubi alaihim.' The 1st letter 'Ghain' is pronounced from the back of our throat Not the like the 'G' in english. Most of the letters in Arabic cannot be pronounced properly in English. Reciting Quran without proper pronunciation is equivalent to not reciting it.  I learnt to read Quran in Arabic, even though i dont know the meaning, the satisfaction and the tranquility one  get from reciting Quran is unexplainable.

Even a marathon starts with the small first step. Take that first step and be patient. Initially concentrate on reciting the Quran even if you cannot keep up with the translation. Inshallah you ll be reciting Quran beautifully soon.

P.s Use the digital Quran you have. Its very easy to learn while you listen to it. Or you can download this one. It is a very good software that will help you (this link was posted in NL few months back)
http://www.imaanstar.com/juz30.php

Wud try the website,Thanks.

Macjive,are u working for an NGO or u are a pal of the man in question?
Your replies now is beginning to appear biased and mind made-up,

Ujujoan:
I guess dreams come true then!

You can say that again.

mutter:
anyway, whoever cannot stand migraines should not bother getting married.

Male and Female

Hmmn.
None of them have got the wow-hot effect . . .but Nneka is Ok