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LMAO @ replies.
@Topic,No one.

^Ashawo Sabo at work 
She go soon show,u berra behave.

Idowuogbo:
dis thread is jokes
@op can i borrow your dog wen it understands (Napu ndia okpa . . .chase doggie,chase and kill.)

Correct pesin .

excanny:
I thought you knew, ChinenyeN. A bu nwafor ngwa. My Igbo is average though. My old folks did a not-too-good job on me.

@Chukwudi01

The translations i gave were [b]Ngwa [/b]variants. I guessed you should be speaking a southern Igbo dialect(Imo and Abia) from the examples you gave yourself which i felt would be closer to my dialect.

Do u guys share a common boundary with Awo and Oguta?I could have sworn that u were either from Awo or Oguta judging from that reply

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=569804.msg7351038#msg7351038 date=1292536816]and so?[/quote]Segun na celebrity now.
We suppose dey know wetin dey happen for him life.
@Topic,wishing the wife safe delivery.

Blazay:
No.
But I would make sure she turns herself in as soon as possible.
Just to give her the chance to do the right thing with my support of course.

Co-signed.
First is dealing with the shock(assuming u never knew whats up),trust me it wont be easy.Knowing and coming to terms that u have been sleeping and waking daily with a criminal.If there are kids involved nko?i wud encourage him to do the right thing by turning-in himself and be right behind him throughout his trial.

Mod,u did ojoro,my name isn't supposed to be there.

voted,saw my vote,No PDP,good.

Me;drinking and eating.Picking my food.Not serious with the food itself(eat small,get up to do something else,come back to the food after 30 mins . . .)
Others:chewing loudly.

amigoes:
this guy againnnnnnnnnnnnn

Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon on Pa Enahoro
Certainly the fall of another titan.
Chief Anthony Enahoro's modus vivendi, whilst he peregrinated through this will-o-the-wisp of a three dimensional world, resonated with a divine halo of an iconic personage who was propelled by the PIRKEAVOTHIAN apothegm which urges man to realize "that the day is short and the work is great, " No wonder that from a very young age, he engaged in self abnegation and mortification of the flesh in a spartan, clinical and cerebral bid to salvage the Nigerian project even at the expense of his health infrastructure.He ceaselessly fulminated against vagabonds in power whose primus mobile had philistinic anchorage on a depreciably mindless crave for vacuous hedonism and ingratiating political megalomania. He must have been viscerally pained to note while he was at the departure lounge, that the ship of the Nigerian State was still nosediving and sliding into an eschewable oxbow lake and cataract and he must finally have wondered if the zoning debate currently going on is not another egregious insult by our elitist political class on the pauperized,sissfied and ossified sensibilities and sensitivities of our lumpen proletariat. The only way we can honour this great man who gave his all for Nigeria is for all progressive forces to extricate themselves from the arms of morpheus, with a view to continously dymistify,explode and pulverize the machivellian,mephistophelian,primitively accumulative and rabidly sybaritic propensities of our political class be it at the level of executive suzerainty or parliamentary olympian aloofness.
Adieu Pa Anthony Enahoro!!

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon.

lol
All these on top dead bodi Truly,double wahala for deadi-bodi and its owner.

Kai,i bet this so called gift was funded from the state coffers.

IVORY2009:
Wow if all state electoral commissioner can be like dis, den the 4th coming electn wil hv been 70% free n fair.

Im not too impressed.
It might all be a well-scripted verse . . .reject this during the day,get the masses high with songs of his bravery ,accept a bigger fish/gift at night.who knows
@Topic,If dem reject am make he forward am go Motherless babies home now.

Mr i Cork:
how old is she? 42?

shes black,have no nyash,IBO,moustache,look like man.cheerersss
@Topic,Hbd Girl.we gonna get free wraps today?correct skunk?

[quote author=xoxo, link=topic=559875.msg7346580#msg7346580 date=1292492887]^^ thanks, bt may be u should include a message that acknowledges the vote, i think that wd help.[/quote]abi ooh
I almost felt my vote was not counted.
Dem no wan make me see the results,PDP system.lol

Na wao.
No long thing,I don't think Gen is fighting for the fame or dough rather the sheer robbery and injustice.

Nkita ara . . . Best dog in town.
Ekuke nyem surugede . . . dance for me doggie.
Napu ndia okpa . . .chase doggie,chase and kill.

Someone i love/very close to me i tell u outright . . this thing u did,i don't like it cos of so so and so,why did u do it and we take it up from there,trash it out,kiss and life goes on.
Someone that means nothing to me . . just ignore and move on.

azharuddin:
An Inspirational Story.

[size=14pt]Why do we read Quran, we don't understand Arabic ?  [/size]
An old man lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his young grandson. Each morning Grandfather was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Qur'an. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could.

One day the grandson asked, 'Grandfather! I try to read the Qur'an just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Qur'an do?'

The Grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied, 'Take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water.'

The boy did as he was told, but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house. The grandfather laughed and said, 'You'll have to move a little faster next time,' and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again. This time the boy ran faster, but again the basket was empty before he returned home. Out of breath, he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket, and he went to get a bucket instead. The old man said, 'I don't want a bucket of water; I want a basket of water. You're just not trying hard enough,' and he went out the door to watch the boy try again.

At this point, the boy knew it was impossible, but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could, the water would Leak out before he got back to the house. The boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard, but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty. Out of breath, he said, 'See Grandfather, it's useless!' 'So you think it is useless?' The old man said, 'Look at the basket.'

The boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different. It had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean, inside and out.

'Son, that's what happens when you read the Qur'an. You might not understand or remember everything, but when you read it, you will be changed, inside and out.'

True plus inner joy and peace it gives,using my husband as a reference.
Allahum-maghfir lee,warhamni,wahdini,wa'aafini warzuqni.Amin

Kobojunkie:


I cannot believe someone actually suggested removal of Alams was a hinderance to development.

Not a hindrance in any way.
If we shld talk abt development in Bayelsa,no one honestly wud exclude his name.He might be a crook but he actually did one or two good things while in office .
Every good thing in Bayelsa has Alams written over it,and since he left nothing new has happened.

ROFL.
wimens u cant leaf wit them u cant leaf witout them.truss me

Voted.

^ You have said it all.

@OP,can u also put up ur sisters FBK profile pics.
Is there a possibility that she indirectly invited this to herself,posting "suggestive" pictures or shes been talking "dirty" with him
However,there are some guys that are just rude,some yet do online stuffs just for fun or kill boredom,whatever,ur sis can just block him.
No need really for drama.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=568469.msg7340098#msg7340098 date=1292417376]The Father should face the full wrath of the Law.

Isn't it on Nairaland people are quick to chorus ''Age is but a number'' when age-relationsip problems are posed? Why is it now the case that, the 57-year-old boyfriend got what he deserved? Hehehehe! I guess age matters after all.

Before anyone says to me ''It's a pedophilic act'', I say No, it's not.
If I'm correct, which I think is the case, the AOC in Germany is 14 as long as the minor's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination is not taken advantage of (eg by alluring the ''victim'' with gifts). Being that it's forbidden in Germany for  an adult to perform sexual act with a person between 14-16 that is incapable of sexual self-determination, it's safer to say the AOC is 16 (as it could be established that a certain 14-year-old isn't capable of SSD, after the victim's been given a psychological examination). As earlier said, it remains safe to say 16 is the AOC.
This girl is 17, not 14, 15 or 16. However we look at it, the 57-year-old boyfriend didn't go against the law. The father even said the girl had a RELATIONSHIP. It was a consensual one. No one coerced or enticed anyone.

I understand the feeling of the father. That parental protection. . . .The need to fight whoever we think is taking advantage of or is detrimental to our kids but the father exaggerated. He must pay! Jungle justice must stop.
Exactly![/quote]LMAO.
. . . .and the possibility that the girl was the one that threw herself to the man is ruled out totally.
Double standards or maybe cos e happen for obodo Oyinbo
I doubt if any one wud support this dad if this happened in 9ja,babes dey marry dem grand-papa mates for PH.

luvkia:
How do you cope with envy? when people wonder why you got it all. You are always sited as a role model among your pear, and every thing you are a part of is a success. How do you manage the feeling of people around you who feel threaten by your personality?

who are u?
Do u personally think u got it all?
Do u think cos u are fortunate/work-hard to get where u are then others are lazy and shld worship u?
Do u dismiss ppl ard u cos they are not in your class and hence shld not talk ard u and when they do,their opinion matters not?
Do u try to carry everyone along wherever u are or u hang out,gist u only ppl within your class?
Do u possess,flaunt and use frequently the power abi aura of pulling people down?
Who are they?
People that have never really been blessed or fortunate in life regardless of their intelligence,hardwork and background?
People that have issues with their self,lost any form of esteem for themselves,dealing with complex within them?
People that wud want to improve their lives/selves but need someone that wud gently carry them along without insulting or looking down at them?
People that are totally no-hopers,hates to see anything good in others,so busy hating and pulling down that they cant even work on themselves?

diyobdw:
help them to feel better by being friendly and also pull them towards attaining success ,  if you see no change afterward ruuunNNNN!!!!  

QED.

^Nna o dim ka film.
O buru na i hughim na ife i ga ahu m na nro.
Kedu ije? Onye nke m

rubi:
Ejighi anya oma ekpe Cherubim and Sarafim

. . .Sabbath na Cele.
A man na udo di excess na side gi.

Ok,cant stop swooning over the amt of money we are talking abt here 
Wow.
Btwn,what do we know abt the kid,parents?This story might be not be true,afterall 

ifyalways:
Onye na egbu[b] poi[/b] na eficha imi.
A workman is due and deserves for his wages

ROFL
Owu m dere ihe ka?
Poi indeed.

I seriously don't think so.Its still same,just as Alams left ,most of the stuffs they commission today are his projects.
6 years ago,I went to a village not too far from Yenegoa,named Ikibiri.There was no light,tap-water,tarred road,school.The townsfolk use the flowing river for everything;wash,cook even shyte inside. 
I was there 3 years ago,nothing much have changed.They NOW have a school(no roof),mobile connection.
Folks fish and cultivate plantain all year round,nothing else to do.ooops,breed like rabbits,drink kai-kai.
Shame.

LOL
The slightest pity i have is for the kids,both adults can GTH.
Woman is pathetic,after all the years spent as first lady,she cudnt take care of herself and kids . . .or maybe,shes acting up with the kids to get a pity party

^For real  how desperate can one get.
Anyway,they have a good privacy option;blocking,removing etc.
I must say,i have seen peeps with 1,500 friends,they tweet abi update abt any and every thing going on in their lives. 
As they say,each man to his lump of fufu.

^
Keep that thoughts were monkeys keep the nut. Otondo