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There are some sports I will never engage in or be a live spectator in Nigeria.

No regard for safety by both organizers, competitors and spectators.

No armed forces remembrance day?

BIAFRONIGERIAN:
inter switch is the bomb,#7.5m for the first position

Spark?

Very boring please, you can't compare with Cowbellpedia.

From the quiz mistress, the elimination system to the presentation. I always pity the students who happen to be the only bright thing worth seeing on the screen when it's aired.

Yes, Quiz master.

My favourite Programme.

Gilaso:
I didn't send her they had a meeting of her cadre and when she was going she decided to carry it along

Gilaso:
Dear Nairalanders,happy new year to you all onces. I collected the medical fitness from my doctor and gave to my female boss to submit at the head office since she was going there.Onks

The impression from above is that you asked her to help you drop it off .

You are supposed to handle your official business yourself, your boss is not your courier especially since you have discussed the details of your personal business with her.

You should learn atleast two things from this :
Keep your personal growth plans to yourself in your work environment unless you are asked.
Handle your official business yourself. Drop the 9ja mentality of " Please help me give this slippers to Kunle, help me collect my dress from Ada, tell Hassan to call me " etc

Lekwanu lectures

Ife di njo n'ato amu ochi

You are not serious fa

You sent your boss on an errand on a mission that can make you her boss ?

Better start a direct correspondence and follow up from your Hq. Your boss is not obliged to do you any favours in this circumstance.

RE: Diet after CS.

It's best to ask and then follow your doctors instructions. There should be no hard and fast rule . Pros and Cons will likely be dictated by type and site of incision you had, pre-existing medical condition (If any) and type of stitch you had.

Ask and follow your doctors Instructions. Life no get duplicate.

Giddyperson:
Glam ma, I've been looking for you everywhere so you can cook the ji mmiri oku.

Nne I resigned from Omugo and iku nwa na 2018. Operation chop lyfe gang get me now till grave .

I no near 9ja until emecha elections . I want go skydive now biko.

How did the circumcision go?

Love the daughter just for this brave face, dont really give a toss about the dad.

Real family stays and stands strong in the face of external wahala. Her momma taught her well. Go girl!

Blame the parents.

Working/earning and savings is non existence and it's something that should be imbibed in teen ages.

Not just girls but boys too @ OP.

Giddyperson:
Biko mamas with baby boys we have circumcision tomorrow, and I'm freaking out already. Please I need tips on how to take care of the site so it heals as soon as possible.

Akpa rice na donut imugo?

Otito diri Jesu , na-ndu ebe ebe.

Congratulations, God bless your boy.

This happens when you go into marriage believing your spouse is a super human. Trust if you want, but leave a space in your heart for failure since we are all still mortals .

You will heal, give it time.

Stop thinking about it. Be selfish a little if you can afford it. Indulge yourself, convert all that negative energy into positives and put your aggression into getting a job.Give yourself and kids a treat.

You will heal , cope , grow a thick skin, then learn how to handle and " corner" that husband of yours. Our mother's did. Some of us are doing it now . Be strong.

@OP, if its truly as flaccid as you make it, then she will need an implant which means she cant breastfeed again unless she goes for another surgery to take them out. One more thing, before shes goes for implants, i do hope you live/stay in a posh area, have at least 2 cars at her disposal and you guys are generally very comfortable. You cant carry breast implants and be jumping okada/keke in Nigeria or living in Ojuelegba kinda place.

Last last remember your two school balls will shrink one day( nature) and i hope you wont shy away from surgery when the wife finds it "unattractive"

Illusion is everything. No perfect body anywhere and sexx is a thing of the mind. Get your wife some really cute breast lift bras and lingerie, there are instant lift creams and sprays too ( i think its illusions but men thinks it works ) . Im sure she will appreciate and improvise on her own. Good luck

Breasts fall, Prick Shrink, life goes on. . .

Genovia:
Good morning beautiful people of this forum. Compliments of the season.

I humbly seek your assistance to help me meet up an emergency financial obligation to the tune of ₦67k. I work but unfortunately, my employee didn't pay Dec salary. That really messed up a lot of my plans, and I am riddled with debts right now that must be cleared, between today & tomorrow.

I don't mind a loan but I will need till January ending to pay back. If you are willing to help, please contact me on 08029886076. God bless.

Acct number: 0113577328
Bank: GTB

Na real wao . Person wey get emergency financial obligation but still dey register for whastapp seex chat, i guess the emergency is not as urgent as the seeex.

Harmattan Konji can be deadly so i leave u to cum in peace

KanwuliaExtra:


Happy holidays to you and your wonderful family.
More success, love, peace, joy, happiness and good health to you and yours always!

Thank you.

Dyt:
Shegs don marry
Idown should be fine as she's always watching
You no come my side again abi?
I need African food direct from home not all these mixed expensive ones
Hian

Btw
It's Idayat

Idiyatu

Shegs don marry ? Tpia i guess
I no come your side again o. Thought i will use the airline and stop over for 3 or 4 days for my DEc waka but i got a better offer from another airline. Mid next year maybe. I will ask Dayo to handmake you amala and lafun then buy u fresh ikokore

Dyt:
Way to go
I hope you will be fine after the counselling

Lol
This might help the woman but pure waste of time and money for the man. How does counselling stop a cheat from cheating?

Perharps this will make her feel better, good for her.

No counselling works like a heart-to- heart, sincere talk between couples.

Idiyat where u hide Segun and Idowu?

Welcome to marriage. . .

Now you are in pains, bobo is probably out chopping the sidechyk or drowning beer and peppersoup somewhere.

Better get yourself together, put on your shock absorber , believe all human are fallible, sit up and tight to sail on or sink your ship.

Reality 101. Ndo o

armyofone:
Merry Christmas / Happy Holiday to you Ifyalways and everyone!

Onye Army
Happy holidays to you, CO and the lil battalion.

More okporoko and ugba to your soup in 2019.
More blessings and more importantly, Gods protection, peace and good health to your family.

Semper Fi

KanwuliaExtra:
Hello darling sis!
Happy holidays.
One love always.
I dey bed dey chill o.
No outing. Netflix from dusk to dawn.

AJJJJJJJJJJJ.

Happy holidays darling.May 2019 be kind to you and yours, bless you with good health and happiness.

lereinter:
this your writing skill is ....

well

Nothing to sugarcoat. It wouldnt have mattered if it were an undergraduate but Post graduate? Its more than grisly.

Why are they for sale

How many i want list?

2018 was a good year.

Family is everything for me. It comes before religion, friends or money. The bond is tight, we are far from perfect but we love ourselves fiercely and perfectly.

Try to come between us, we'd literally kill you, bury you and drown whiskeys with a big grin on our faces on your marker

I understand some people are not so lucky with family. Tough luck.

Giddyperson:


Give me 48 hours max, I must born soon

From your phone keypad to Gods ear. Amen

Giddyperson:
This is no way to address a pregnant lady

Hahahaha

Sorry na lack of harmattan dey worry me

Giddyakpa akpu don born ?

Kelizosuy(sp) please pm me.

She looks different but nice.