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@ajdarage . . .etin man go do nah man no die,man no rotten .
@sauce whoever told you i forgot my roots?impossicant.once again i laff in kukuvi
hohohohohohohhoooo hehehehehehehehehheheheheheee hahohehoheohohehohe

. . .hmmmn unu a gakwara uka sef onye nta akuko na ndi eburo ebubo,unu a gakwara chooooooooooooooooooooochi ?
igbo bu igbo ekele m onye obula.nwa bu ngozi,nwa ka aku,nwa ka ego.o buru na felimbobo di ime,nsogbu a noghi,its either na o muru nwoke or nwanyi,nuffin more
biko o nwere ihe m choro iju nu.i need sincere answers na echiche onye obula biko.
based on the fact na anyi nile bu ndi otu christ_{though our degree of born againess are not same} mana anyi niile kwere and acknowledge his kingship so

1: ufodu omenala/iwu na ala igbo,ole ike oji aru oru?
eg,na obodom na ufodu ebe ala igbo,o buru na alubata nwanyi,o nweghi ihe megidere o dina nwoke ozo,o nwa ya anwa,o buru na o confessighi,o ga anwu after 4 mkt days.now, i have seen it happen LIVE,i have not stopped wondering,. . .ole ihe d behind it?
na obodom again,o nwere iyi/mmiri di there,nwa agbohobia o bula tela afo ime e weghi ike i ga na ya.cant swim/fetch or even cross it else okpa ya ato there till ndi nwe gi abia mee some certain omenala.i still ask?is this God or what
2:ole ebe mmanwu ulaga/izaga si aputa?
a jugidelam o nweghi onye kwere a kwam.ok,o burugodi na o nweghi onye choro ikwam but o na onu agbusi/ants?,yes or no ?
@Uncle ikomi i choro i claim na i maghi na Papa Pres wu onye nke m?pres bukwa ma sweet bros buko,even fake knows that.
toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,ma spare rove,wishing you izu uka ohuru oma
Romy/3viso ole nke na eme nu?rots of rove babiee
Darfur kedi nwanne udo chi a !
kashiff more blessings
echelon,udo chia
youngies,i greet
eke nwe ohia mu,one and only one,faky m
nnenne,GC,nwando,iceblue etc Gods blessing

@janami where have you been?
don't tell me you  eloped with grow fast ? 
you were missed 

hehe.you are walking alone there men.OYO 4 lyfe.
kronk nite nite been a swell time with you just that your bla bla bla instrument fits my ear perfectly.hon, why dont we change positions ?

. . . .what if na 5 sweet pu55ies ?
i say listen and hear ppl out first

@topic,nice one

awwww trust me,i wont.even my drink(Irish cream) aint gonna drop or spil.
am well packaged
see you soon kronk,want to go get done now ciao

@topic,niceeeeeeeeeeeeee ones from a very Hot poster

hehe.Baby and Pikin. lol
that should be a topic of its own.babieees are always cute while pikins them wowo !

@chacal,lizards  ,now you are embarrassing me,whatever do we need them for ? 
we wont accept your Rattlesakes either.its a foreigner,even our animals are racist 
you are welcome,just you and your pounds . 

@kronk nice ones again.
keep them cuming !

Subject: Learn To Listen

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Anne in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, "

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was! at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Pat used to do when Daddy was in the Army ."BUT MOMMY USED TO CRY A LOT WHEN UNCLE WRESTLED AND PINNNED HER DOWN LEGS UP AND NO CLOTHES ON EITHER OF THEM. I THINK THAT WAS A WRESTRING GAME WHICH UNCLE ALWAYS WON, Who won yours daddie?

@question,IFYALWAYS'S

1. A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had
been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before
the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and
the same voice came over the line. Never mind," the drunk said with a
hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

2. Drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a
confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract
his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on
the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's no tissue
paper in this one either."

3. A little guy is sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink for about
a half-hour. A big trouble making truck driver comes up to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down. The poor man starts
crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,
I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's
not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late
to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the
building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said
they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the
cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener. I left home and
came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
you show up and drink my poison , "

4. Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man
he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the
priest asked the second man, "Do you want to get to heheaven?" The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the
priest asked the second man, "Do you want to get to heaven?" "Certainly,
Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father
Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe
this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to
heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting
a group together to go right now."

5. A man sobering up from the night before, is sitting through the Sunday
sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired,
he finally nods off. The pastor has been watching him all along,
noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the
sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him. He says to his
congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please
stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find
a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last
part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on
here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for
it!"

Yeah funni but i can bet my 20 kukuvi dollars,i have it seen it somewhere.

brad:
i will kill it.
that's like a week's meat.

LMAO.
@Mr turkey,sure, you present state of mind is mind bothering.U well so

. . .too long,i didnt read it,
whoever that reads it can summarise it for me and i wud appreciate

. . .why is he so far away

let it be so !

. . .too old for LMAO

kettykings:
hi ifyalways , i have always enjoyed your post and i am actually joining this nairaland brcause of your funny thread , could u messgae me here plz drspecmn@yahoo.com

hey. . .am blushing and flushing all over now. 
hope you arent a girl,i do no she 
hope you are man enough? i do only MEN !
you are welcome to Nairaland dear 
sorry,i don't do mails.
yeah we cud be good friends here,it starts and ends at Nairaland ofcos 
one rove 
@sauce,heheeeeeee i laugh in kukuvi 
@ajdarage,where have you been?since our dayz at yabaleft  it was fun then,thank heavens we are sane now 

bgees:
@foster cat,

u are oone unlucky guy.
before it was boobs with stretch marks, now its pussies with whit hair.
them dey chase u!

LMAO

@poster,what stops you from marrying her
you said that aside the good sex you guys enjoy,shes got all the other attributes you need in a woman so . . . . MARRY HER !

@poster,before your guy of two years cud summon up enough courage to tell you this,hes thought over it thoroughly.There is no point waiting,in as much as its difficult,you have to move on,sis.
he even tried telling you now,he cud have choosen to let you keep living a lie so dear appreciate his honesty and move on,ok.wishing you the best

janykute:
hi i need an urgent answer to this question can candidias prevent one from getting pregnant and does it also reduce a mans sperm count

@poster,you dont have to post same topic twice.
@topic,candidiasis is simply a yeast infection caused by a yeast-like fungi candida.so to answer your question, Vulvuvaginal candidiasis(infection of the vagina) cant stop one from getting pregnant(pregnancy even allow the yeast to multiply and overgrow) and balanitis(infection of the head of the penis by candida) cant reduce a mans sperm count.

The town awaits you.
The brides are in the fattening rooms.
The huts have all been scrubbed and the walls mended.
Vien tout suite !

toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ole ebe i si puta now?
ihe di na ukwu felimbobo na egbukwa boiz.toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeee be kiaful.anyway i still rove you babiee

faketan naani gi .you make my obi beat faster
uncle Ikomi,darfur,Romanus,Kashiff,Echelon,Youngies,Oziomatv,Cecergorz etc hapi weekend all.
Papa pres,hapuuuuuuuu nnenne umuigbo niiile biko.a hughim gi na sabbath tata,ole ihe mere nu?
fesse baby,i nokwam na obi.
Zandra 1,hapi weekend love
Iceblue _{official nwuye dim} hapi weekend sweetie

. . .you said she said so

yeah he he he
what a laff !

. . . .i say Turkey your own don finish.
see if your ninglish wud save you from my pot of egusi soup tonite

. . . .LMAO-ing

emiemi:
Well, that's what u think doyin13 but when the patient (man) is being rubbed and petted by the nurse, the sickness that comes over him at that time na only woman fit cure am. Please beg our nurses to leave married men alone o. And stop snatching someone else's fiance. They should settle down with a man and stop flashing seductive smiles to another woman's lover.

hehe.are you speaking from experience?there are still vacancies in the nursing school.you can enroll and join the so called snatching game !