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WAHALA WITHOUT END....EVERYTHING IS BLAMED ON THE POOR MASSES WHO ARE MADE TO SUFFER ENDLESSLY FOR THE INEFFICIENCY OF THE HIGHLY CORRUPT MTN AND NCC. TO FELLOW NIGERIANS...JUST SWITCH OVER TO A MORE CARING NETWORK. TO HELL WITH MTN!

NO KILLING THE BEETLE! TRUST THE NAIJAMAN....FOR EVERY GOVT POLICY, HE IS CREATING SOME AVENUE TO MAKE SOME DOW! EASY WAY TO SELF EMPLOYMENT TRADING THE NAIRA even across borders? ALUTA CONTINUA! The Banks and the Govt are equally guilty for how can a recipient be compelled to receive Naira (at a much lower rate) when he is sent Dollars and when he needs to pay for foreign goods and services, the same bank and Govt ON THE SAME DATE AND TIME, sells the same dollars to him at a ridiculous rate. God save Nigeria.

THE UNFORTUNATE THING IS THAT WHEN SUCH RARE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, HARDLY DO OUR AUTHORITIES LEARN ANY LESSON. THE CHURCH IS GETTING CONSUMED IN THE OUTRAGEOUS MATERIALISM OF TODAY AND OUR MODERN NIGERIAN PRIESTS AND BISHOPS ARE TAKING THE LEAD. LOOK AT THEIR FLASHY CARS, JEEPS, HOUSES, LIFESTYLE, ETC. COMPARED TO THE WHITE MISSIONARY PRIESTS OF OLD THAT BROUGHT US RELIGION. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. REST IN PEACE, MY DEAR DEACON-PRIEST AND MY CONDOLENCE TO THE FAMILY!

I HOPE THE CORRUPT JUDGES WILL ALSO BE TRIED IN THESE SPECIAL COURTS! AND THE COURT SESSIONS SHOULD BE BROADCAST LIVE ON TELEVISION CHANNELS.....GOOD BUSINESS FOR TV STATION OWNERS! WE ARE WATCHING!

I LOVE THIS GAME CALLED CHANGE....THE LAW IS JUST WAKING UP!

LONG LIVE MR. PRESIDENT! NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST YOU WILL EVER SUCCEED! JUST CATCH, RECOVER THE LOOT AND SHAME THE LOOTERS, PERIOD!

UNDER YOUR WATCH, OGA EFCC...BUT WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN ALL THES WERE GOING ON? DID I READ OF SOMEONE RESIGNING IN CUSTOMS?...A BOLD STEP AND A SHINING EXAMPLE FOR MANY OF THESE GEJ GUYS TO FOLLOW....NEXT PAGE?

WOMEN......Hmmmmmmm! They get heart no be small.....but people say they be weaker sex. See how SAME SEX MARRIAGE ENTER NAIJA WITH STYLE!

I THINK THE nATIONAL aSSEMBLY IS A COLOSSAL WASTE AND DRAINPIPE ON OUR NATIONAL RESOURCES. This version of democracy is too expensive and we can do without it. For over two months they have contributed nothing to the well-being of the nation....so why can't we scrap it entirely? Moreover, President Buhari has also proved beyond doubt that this Nation can be run without our "looting ministers" for almost three months now and perhaps more. SCRAP THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY NOW AND USE THE FUNDS TO CREATE JOBS FOR MILLIONS OF OUR UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS!

What a Shame? Where is the Government of Anambra State and our Gov. Willie Obiano and even the Religious/Church Leaders in that State? What a shame INDEED!

THESE PROTESTS ARE LONG OVERDUE AND SHOULD BE NATIONWIDE! THESE IKEDC PEOPLE SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS FOR CORRUPTION AND EXTORTION AT HIGHEST LEVELS. THEY ARE WORSE THAN NEPA PEOPLE.....SORRY NA DEM DEM...THE SAME CORRUPT PEOPLE WITH A NEW NAME!

Please allow President Buhari to concentrate on the serious business of GOVERNANCE! These people who were not even bold enough to vote for CHANGE are now rushing to meet PMB?...FOR WHAT, I MIGHT ASK? PLEASE ALLOW HIM TO SETTLE DOWN TO GOVERNANCE AFTER TWO MONTHS OF SERIOUS "GLOBETROTTING". Remember he is human and elderly and needs rest. Don't wear him out with these useless visits for he has a lot to do especially in RECOVERING OUR LOOTED FUNDS. After-all, these same people will be quick to condemn him tomorrow for BEING SLOW!

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
STROKE, A CEREBROVASCULAR "ACCIDENT" for Failing to Honor One's Body-Mind!
Stroke should be renamed to "strike" for strokes are invariably caused by the body-mind going on strike against the individual's lifestyle. To those around the individual, strokes are seldom a surprise because they can usually point to the ways in which the person has failed to honor themselves.
Stroke "victims" generally have not consistently honored their bodies by giving them the proper food, drink, exercise, sleep, and other things "which everyone knows" they should do. They do not honor their minds by consistently getting the "time off" they need to play, "re-charge", and "re-create" themselves.
It is "no accident" that since stroke "victims" do not honor their bodies or minds as the temples of spirit they are, the temples collapse around them. Unfortunately, it is only when the temple of the body and mind are permanently damaged by stroke that they learn this lesson - in this life if they are lucky, in the next if they are not. This is a simple fact of Life. See “Section 2 –Stroke demystified” of the book: "The Stroke Survivor's Companion and A Simple Guide to CareGivers" for more details.

I had partial stroke some months ago, precisely on 15th Mar 2015. It was terrible.....something I couldn't even wish my worst enemies. I could not walk nor swallow nor see properly for months, amongst other disabilities. But THANKS TO GOD ALMIGHTY...TODAY I AM ALMOST 95% recovered. Since this incident, I have been forced to research into this rampaging illness to discover that there is a very serious dearth of information on this ailment fueled by some ugly myths. And Government at all levels seem unconcerned or helpless. For example: Is Stroke a Spiritual Illness or Medical Illness? Can Stroke be sent or invoked on someone? These and so many unanswered questions continue to empower QUACKS who proffer solutions medical or otherwise to unsuspecting victims, exploiting their ignorance while smiling to the banks. I had to come up with the book "The Stroke Survivor's Companion and A simple Guide to Caregivers" based on my experience and to fill the vacuum while creating awareness to our people. Unfortunately, stroke knows NO AGE, SEX, COLOUR, BOUNDARIES, ETC. but the only factor is the level of awareness in the victims' healthcare delivery in their home Country. In the civilised world, stroke symptoms call for strict emergencies! STROKE HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE HERE THAN BOKO HARAM....can you believe this? Just count the survivors in your village and multiply the number by ten to get the approximate number of those who have died from this evil called stroke. Over here, your guess is as good as mine but the beauty of this terrible illness is in SELF-HEALING through Spiritual and Medical (both Orthodox and Non-orthodox) approaches....because the bottom line is PERSONAL SURVIVAL OF THIS SECOND CHANCE; FOR MANY OTHERS WERE NOT AS LUCKY AT THE FIRST ATTACK. So I shall be posting extracts from the book in this forum while expecting viewers including survivors and caregivers to share their experiences also. You never can tell whose life you are saving with that "little advice". So my fellow survivors, the first rule of this journey is to resolute and HANG IN THERE...for you are not alone and your God has a reason if not many reasons for keeping you alive. So keep tuned to this forum and HAPPY SURVIVAL as we journey through our RECOVERY! CHEERS! [color=#990000][/color]

I had partial stroke some months ago, precisely on 15th Mar 2015. It was terrible.....something I couldn't even wish my worst enemies. I could not walk nor swallow nor see properly for months, amongst other disabilities. But THANKS TO GOD ALMIGHTY...TODAY I AM ALMOST 95% recovered. TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY and follow up on this thread for recovery advice. God will surely heal her, Amen. Please check on this thread:https://www.nairaland.com/2524566/stroke-survivors-companion-simple-guide#36936116 for more information. Goodluck!

Dear Nairalanders, A friend of mine aged over 60 years. AN ACCOUNTANT by profession has gotten a three month visa to USA and would want me to advise him on what he could do over there to keep busy including any legitimate skill/s acquisition and possibly earn some part-time income over there. And suggest any possible contacts that could be of use to him while over there and when he eventually returns back home.

Fellow Nairalanders: I have a plot of land well located in Alimosho LGA of Lagos State and I am seriously looking for an Estate Developer/Financier to partner with me in developing a 2 or3 Bedroom flats x 3foors i.e. 6 flats on the whole (2 flats per floor). If you are SERIOUSLY INTERESTED, please contact me here or on Tel. No: 08109386522. FRAUDSTERS PLEASE KEEP OFF!

Fellow Nairalanders! I intend to set up a YOGA training school, studio or clinic in my neighborhood in Mainland Lagos though I am not a professional YOGI yet but have developed keen interest in the YOGA exercises as a way to healthy living and as business. I would appreciate any advice especially contacts for sourcing local professional instructors or teachers who can share and actualize this dream with me...of course as a business. I have a vacant large space of about a plot for our use. Please assist here. You can also email me on "thecommunitydigest@yahoo.com" or call me on 08087425508.

The President regretted that government had, over the years, failed to meet its counterpart funding obligation on some projects, leading to such projects being left uncompleted or abandoned.


The issue of abandoned government projects at Federal, State and Local Govt levels over the years is a major source of wastage and corruption in this Country. I strongly advise that the enabling law be promulgated to ensure the CONTINUITY of such projects at all levels as long as Govt Resources are involved!

CONGRATULATIONS....I use to be in this fish bizz until the fat bottomed Lagos women fish sellers cartel prized me out as if to say I stole the fishes not even minding the exorbitant fish feeds. Good luck to you as this PMB Govt regime might provide the right environment for the bizz to thrive.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....GOV. WILLIE!

WHAT A SHAME....but don't be surprised to see this same guy at work the following day. What are trigger happy Policemen made of?

POLICE AND CORRUPTION ARE THE SAME TEN AND TEN PENCE....They and Judiciary introduced Corruption into Nigeria. This was how they connived, discharged and acquitted a cultist murder suspect who murdered his mother in Okpoko Onitsha for want of evidence when the victim, blood soaked apartment, clothes and even the murder weapon (axe) were all there to make this murderer and his gang pay for their crime. And even their top Ogas kept blind eyes to the various petitions written on the matter. GOD DEY!

NOBODY SHOULD TURN THIS ANTI-CORRUPTION FIGHT INTO ROFORO FIGHT OR DEM-DEM SHOW! WE ARE WATCHING1

We can never be deceived again....Please let these ex-ministers get their toothpaste, toothbrush, etc. ready to join the Boko Haram prisoners or choose being drafted to fight Boko Haram in Sambisa Forest...and rescue our girls!

We are watching!

The real test in fighting corruption should start IN-HOUSE! SOME ARE INNOCENT WHILE MOST ARE GUILTY! We are watching!

GO AFTER THEM MY PRESIDENT, PMB AND BRING THEM ALL TO JUSTICE AS YOU RECOVER OUR MONEY. Even if that's what you will achieve in the next 4 years of your tenure, we will be satisfied!

Anybody no matter how highly placed that subverts the present Govt's attempt to restore our looted resources and punish offenders MUST SURELY BE BRANDED "THE PEOPLE'S ENEMY NO.1" AND HIM NO GO DIE BETTER!

Fine soldier....Rest in peace. I hope his family will be fully compensated by Government for protecting our resources from those bastards and their collaborators. ...They must not go unpunished!

Supposing SHE betrayed Him in one way or the other .....like wanting to poison him or simply hating him because he resembles his father whom she hates passionately? Women Sorry Mothers can be a character....some people are unfortunate while most are lucky to have loving and understanding mothers....these days!