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Zico5:
The question that I always wish obidients can answer if truly they are on the side of the truth is that; did Peter Obi win the presidential election? Is it possible for the tribunal to proclaim Peter Obi the president without satisfying the minimum constitutional obligation. If not they are all daylight robbers.

Obi: I totally won the election!
INEC: Actually, you came in third place.
Obi: I object! Let's take this to court.

Court: So, Obi, what's the deal?
Obi: Your Honors, I'm here to snatch back my "so-called" mandate.

Court: Mandate, you say? Who swiped it?
Obi: INEC did! They're the culprits!

Court: INEC, care to defend your innocence?
INEC: Your Honors, Obi's just a stand-up comedian. Ask him for some proof!

Court: Obi, any witnesses to this comedy?
Obi: My devoted group, Your Honor. They're convinced I'm the champ.

Court: Dear Obidients, got any receipts?
Obidients: Well, on Twitter, we showered millions of INSULTS, ABUSES & CURSES on Obi's rivals, but INEC missed the memo.

Court: INEC, why the oversight?
INEC: Your Honors, we tally votes, not tweets.

Court: Obi, any other star witnesses?
Obi: My pastors!

Court: Pastors, what's your spiel?
Pastors: We prophesied Obi's win a million times, but INEC ignored our divine wisdom.

Court: INEC, any comment on this prophecy?
INEC: Your Honors, we're vote counters, not fortune tellers.

Court: Obi, so your A-team is the social media insult champs and the pulpit prophets?
Obi: Yep, that's my dream team! 😂

Court: Well then, Obi, your mandate is with the Twitter trolls and the pulpit preachers. You can be the President of Insults and Prophecies!

CASE DISMISSED! 😂😂

Higherthan:
I've never seen anyone as mumuish as OBI supporters and obby himself...

Obi: I won the election.
Inec: But you came third.
Obi: Let's meet in court.

Court: What brought you here Obi?
Obi: My lords, I am here to reclaim my mandate.

Court: What mandate and who took it from you?
Obi: I won the election but INEC took it from me.

Court: INEC why did you steal Obi's mandate?
INEC: My lords, Obi is just a joker and comedian. Kindly ask him for evidences to back up his claim.

Court: Obi who are your witnesses?
Obi: My obidients group, sirs. They said I won.

Court: Obidients, where are your evidences?
Obidients: On Twitter, we rained several millions of INSULTS, ABUSES & CURSES on Obi's opponents and their supporters, yet INEC didn't count them as votes.

Court: INEC why?
INEC: My lords, we only have powers to count votes cast at polling units, not curses on social media.

Court: Obi any other witnesses?
Obi: My pastors.

Court: pastors, what are your evidences?
Pastors: We have given millions of prophecies that Obi was the winner. But INEC refused to count our prophecies as votes.

Court: INEC why?
INEC: My lords, we only have powers to count votes cast at polling units, not prophecies from pulpits.

Court: Obi, so your own witnesses are the experts at raining abuses on social media, and experts at giving prophecies from the pulpits?
Obi: Yes daddies 😂

Court: Then your mandate is on social media and pulpits. Go and be the president of abuses and prophecies.

CASE DISMISSED 😂😂

Obi: I totally won the election!
INEC: Actually, you came in third place.
Obi: I object! Let's take this to court.

Court: So, Obi, what's the deal?
Obi: Your Honors, I'm here to snatch back my "so-called" mandate.

Court: Mandate, you say? Who swiped it?
Obi: INEC did! They're the culprits!

Court: INEC, care to defend your innocence?
INEC: Your Honors, Obi's just a stand-up comedian. Ask him for some proof!

Court: Obi, any witnesses to this comedy?
Obi: My devoted group, Your Honor. They're convinced I'm the champ.

Court: Dear Obidients, got any receipts?
Obidients: Well, on Twitter, we showered millions of INSULTS, ABUSES & CURSES on Obi's rivals, but INEC missed the memo.

Court: INEC, why the oversight?
INEC: Your Honors, we tally votes, not tweets.

Court: Obi, any other star witnesses?
Obi: My pastors!

Court: Pastors, what's your spiel?
Pastors: We prophesied Obi's win a million times, but INEC ignored our divine wisdom.

Court: INEC, any comment on this prophecy?
INEC: Your Honors, we're vote counters, not fortune tellers.

Court: Obi, so your A-team is the social media insult champs and the pulpit prophets?
Obi: Yep, that's my dream team! 😂

Court: Well then, Obi, your mandate is with the Twitter trolls and the pulpit preachers. You can be the President of Insults and Prophecies!

CASE DISMISSED! 😂😂

Nukilia:
Dem wan knack the man something

They get serious plan for am, but are disappointed...

Typical behavior of our Jews wannabe. When dey lule piii, they start begging. But never you believe them. Na agidi, pretending to be who they are not. Just help an average Igbo man to rise, you will become their number one enemy to bring down... Usually they begin to think you were equals and start suspecting your goodness to them

That was not part of the electoral act.

Hope he's going with Dino.... They will appear there in their fanta and coca cola bleached skin.

Tareq1105:
Why do you want to wake people that have been sleeping since the judgement yesterday?

I don't want their noise pollution o.

Hahahahahahahaha... They have gone AWOL. Without them things dey boring small jare. There vague and apt foolishness is really outstanding and astonishingly shameful especially when they want Abuja voters to be superior to all other state just because the constitution elevated the status of a state. Na this one baffle me pass.

Obi people will have a different negative narrative about this .. watch out! They don't want Nigeria to work because they are angry and vexed.

Lobatan….OBI and and his fellow Obidient jesters collect wotowoto today ooooo evening party dey deny them.

Where bambiala in hijab dey.

Yes Mr President… They went there as jesters and returned back as clowns. But we won’t look at their short comings, after they finish the Nkwobi, Agbado and hero beer, we will talk to the sensible ones among them.

Igbo people wey sabi... No be like that confused cultist wey do living in bondage.

1950Mack:
today red gan for ob.i.d.i.ots aboki wey de sell handkerchief go don make millions today alone... kakakakakakakakaka kikikikikikiki

Real hot...dey don go hide.

Israel07:
The internet is where anyone can say shit without fear of repercussion. Oduduwa Republic isn't a separatist agenda but Biafra is huh? ESN isn't a security apparatus but Amotekun is? I won't condescend to ur level of hurling insults at people u don't know on a faceless forum. Go make peace with yourself and those around you. Peace be into you.

Did they fight a civil war because of it or are the Yorubas sitting at home because of it? Igbos are by far the most ethnic conscious tribe in Nigeria. The crazy wayward Igboho that tried ethnic movement in Yoruba land was smoked out like a rat and today he lives in exile.

Only criminals in Yoruba land talk about Oduduwa, we just want to exile within our own space. Yorubas have the legitimate right to secede Nigeria more than the Igbos.

Yorubas have their siblings in Togo, Ghana, Benin Republic which they share boundaries and cultural heritage with. Stop fooling yourself because of ethnocentric agenda.

Karleb:
I knew they would say this

Because it was basic and glaring for all to see.

cjudy:
They should stop covering their faces on live tv we will post it on all social media. The young and old will see the faces that sold our justice to a drug dealer

Which Mumuish justice una get...na only Igbo people vote go make Nigeria president?

Laggafin:
It is finally finished.. Nigeria has been sold to dogs

Werey dey display madness hahahah

We don tell them but strong head no let them hear.

They went to the tribunal as jesters and returned as clowns 🤡 hehehe

Israel07:
What's the meaning of Yoruba nation/Oduduwa Republic..., What's the purpose of Amotekun when we have Nigeria Police Force but u fast to point out ESN. Stop pointing fingers n grow the Bleep up. Nobody holy pass in this issue so just shut it n embrace peace

Werey dey compare regional security apparatus to Separatist agenda of Biafra, that plunge Nigeria into a needless civil. You all have foolish antecedent.

ZikCute101:
Only Foolish people will rejoice over this nonsensical process of the judiciary. The foolish ones shall perish first. Bastards

You be mumu thinking in a Mumuish way

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Yenyenyenyen....Wetin be the meaning of Biafra if not the declaration of war against over 250 ethnic groups in Nigeria. What's the meaning of sit at home?

Bunch of akpu loving clowns masquerading as patriotic Nigerians who have been disrupting the peace of Nigeria since independence to achieve a gully land enclave just about the size of Oyo State.....but they never for once blamed themselves but others for their ethnocentric indiscretions of fighting needless civil war.

Love800:
Ok. Tank u.
Did they have particular website for dis?

Google immigration lawyer in Canada, New Zealand and Australia. Pick the ones you are comfortable with. Shoot them an email about your intentions and skill set. Ask them to look for employment for you that you intend to migrate. Don't be afraid to call them...make sure you speak directly to them so that you can get good response. (It comes with a fee though) but it's better than giving your money to any clueless agent that can mess up your future for financial gains. Ask questions and they will be willing to help and work you up to a point of success. No ,I won't recommend anyone, do your findings, it's quite easy. Don't give any Nigerian agent your money, if any qualifications is need, do well to achieve them.

Love800:
So if one have learned one of all this skills u listed, how will one now apply to travel?

Find your way to Canada, Australia or US legally... And get jobs waiting for you. For Canada google and search for immigration lawyer that can represent you, tell him about your skill set.. it comes with a fee though, they can make employment application from there and if successful, file in your documents and you are ready to travel legally with jobs waiting for you. Cheers

Tag the dotian you spotted.
Werey don start with insults, when dia Obi no present any reasonable case

MrsTwrite:
See their faces, evil men! I know for sure that they have been bribed.

Kindly check my profile.

This 🐒🐒🐒 dey prempt the court.

OyinO:
Nothing come out. They've collected and they'll do as instructed.

This one na agidi 😁😁😁😁

Seefinish:
We expect them to be fair to every party, but if they bend the rules to favor anybody. Curse be upon them and their generation

Another 🐒🙈🙉 don dey piss for body already. Obi didn't tell the court he won the election. Na IREV result uploading the mad man advicee dey bank on... IREV uploading wey the constitution no mandate.

GO0DHardDick:
Damn!

Sadly, the Nigerian judicial system has since been compromised and filled with corruption. Justice odili has given Nigerians a hit of what is about to happen. The PEPT spoke ahead through her.

This one dey threaten low-key 😁😁😁😁

Akwamkpuruamu:
I know the judgement have been written. Whatever the outcome, there's a repercussion.
It's time to strengthen the grey areas of Nigeria democracy. Precedence must be laid

This on na Nostradamus 🐒🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

DONFRANSKID:
We already what is going to happen
We already know the end before it even started.

This 🐒🐒🐒 dey threaten for him papa sir room 😁😜😁😜😁😜😁😜

Djele:
We don't need to know them, if they do anyhow they see anyhow

This one don start witchcraft 💩💩💩💩

DMerciful:
Non of them will have rest unless they give a just ruling

Werey dey yarn the usual trash🙉🙈🐒😁😜😜💩

GO0DHardDick:
The judgement has since been written by APC and those criminals at the top to favour the drug Lord

This one dey use agidi Igbo dey pot am🙈🐒😁😜💩

tojahh:
Who will decide abi who has decided since day 10 at the Tribunal?

Whatever they tell us tomorrow, we've already moved on.

Power to the people!

I will be doing more compilation of the foolish thought of of people East of the Niger after breakfast 🥞🥞🥞🥞

naijaking1:
A reckless slender or purely an evil man.

Obasanjo was a vicious leader, GEJ a clueless leader and Buhari a reckless spender. Imagine the three of them ruling Nigeria for over 22 years. Tinubu has a lot to do in 4years.

Af0NjaAreLiars:
all of Una na from Lagos both slum dwellers inside makoko and deep inside bere Ibadan dey form Lagosian

All these places are far better than your land locked gully erosion proned enclaves were majority of the cavemen of Nigeria's most hateful foolish tribe resides.

Igbos and their high level of mediocrity.

Af0NjaAreLiars:
all of Una na from Lagos both slum dwellers inside makoko and deep inside bere Ibadan dey form Lagosian

All these places are far better than your land locked gully erosion proned enclaves were majority of the cavemen of Nigeria's most hateful foolish tribe resides.

Af0NjaAreLiars:
Yes you're more Anioma than asagba of Asaba

You're more ikwere than amaechi


You're more Anioma than Okowa ọkwia?


Clown 🤡🤡

No one takes you hateful slanderous isese swines serious

Hahahahaha Oloriburuku Omo ale...Jews wannabe dey pretend like better person. Stvpid village boy dey form posh for Lagos.

Sfg

kereman1:
According to the statistics, and calculations done by some ronu pigs at oshodi under bridge, derived by baba ijebu chart, owo mida compilation et all, Yorubas has the highest percentage in USA and UK, hope u guy won't play victim when they start screaming "go back to your village".

You are totally damaged with hatred and curses... The hatred is real, you will be well soon after the tribunal judgement with nothing to show for your wasted efforts.