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sima:

dos this issue about dog reli matters. . do u two have 2 ague about it

It matters alot. When oyinbo dey train dog to save life, some people dey find dog wey dem go chop.

Raymond88:
wtf does this story have to do with Nigeria? You guys make it seem like it's every dog in America that can dial 911, smart-ass and dumb-ass dogs are not limited by geographic locations!!. . .

Atleast the trainers did a very good job. Here's the only thing they train dogs to do is to sit, back in the cage, roll over, stop. But we are talking about a life saving dog who was trained to do so. We dont have life saving dogs here in nigeria. Thats too bad. I do have a dog and told a train to train him to some certains, he said he can't.

Can a Naija Dog be trained to do this ? I dont think so, when they are not eating good food.

PHOENIX - "Man's best friend" doesn't go far enough for Buddy — a German shepherd who remembered his training and saved his owner's life by calling 911 when the man had a seizure.

And it's not the first time Buddy has been there for owner Joe Stalnaker, a police officer said Sunday.

On a recording of the 911 call Wednesday, Buddy is heard whimpering and barking after the dispatcher answers and repeatedly asks if the caller needs help.

"Hello, this is 911. Hello , Can you hear me? Is there somebody there you can give the phone to," says the dispatcher, Chris Scott.

Police were sent to Stalnaker's home, and after about three minutes Buddy is heard barking loudly when the officers arrived.

Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said Stalnaker spent two days in a hospital and recovered from the seizure.

"It's pretty incredible," Clark said. "Even the veteran dispatchers — they haven't heard of anything like this."

Clark said police are dispatched whenever 911 is called, but that Stalnaker's address was flagged in Scottsdale's system with a notification that a trained assistance dog could call 911 when the owner was incapacitated.

Clark said Stalnaker adopted Buddy at the age of 8 weeks from Michigan-based Paws with a Cause, which trains assistance dogs, and trained him to get the phone if he began to have seizure symptoms. Buddy, now 18 months old, is able press programmed buttons until a 911 operator is on the line, Clark said.

Clark said Buddy has made two other 911 calls when Stalnaker was having seizures.

He said Stalnaker's seizures are the result of a head injury he suffered about 10 years ago during a military training exercise.

Stalnaker was not listed in the phone book, and he did not immediately respond to a request through police for an interview.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26706278

Our Nigerian Ekuke dey scramble for shit all over the place. Do they train dogs this way in Nigeria ?

I reserved mine since on the 9th of Sept and am just getting my passcode. My Number is a Golden number and I have to pay 10k to collect it. Number is 08098300003.

Dclique:
c.care wil provide them with that.They wil ask em a couple of questions.if they get em right,they wil unblock d line and GIVE You UR PUK CODE.Jst incase dsame thng happens again.feel me?

I dig u man. I already called them and they told me to visit their c.care. Presently, none is in Nsukka, I'll have to drive down to Enugu. Thanks guys.

We called their customer care, and were told to call back in 2hrs time, 2hrs is now 48hrs no response. Besides, what can we do if we can't find the sim pack where the puk code is written. I believe they will need the puk code before they can activate a new line.

Initially I though this was a mistake from my younger when his sim card was blocked trying to recharge several times not believing his innocence of not loading more than once, but when 5 of my friends complained of their sim card being blocked by zain just like that including that of my sister, I knew this has to do with Zain. I dont know what this guys are up to. They just block sim cards anyhow, just like that. Whats really going on. Not like my friends are on free browsing to warrant them blocking their sims or something. Just normal sims for receiving calls. What do u think they are up to ? Trying to sell their sims ? Thats too bad of them to do.

Can someone answer this question Pls, Why did God caused Ismael and his mother and said to abraham that the children of Ismael will be violent againt the children of Isaac. Is it not because of what abraham did ? God hated it and thats the cause he placed on abraham which we can see manifesting today.

W4 is Christy Essien Igbokwe's son. The lady that sang "omo mi seun rere"

This Ultimate Search is too dry and its getting dry. I dont enjoy a bit of it.

This brought a great shiver to my spine. Just 2days ago i was talking about this guy after watching Ocean 13. WOW, He'll forever be remembered and am surely going to miss him. I love his show, Benie Mac show, I never missed it. R.I.P Mac.

I hereby name your child ATUTU POYOYO ALIAS TWOYO TWOYO. Correct waffi name, if u hear the name self you go fear. Correct name for correct "PIKIN" abi na "ISSUE" abi na "CHILD" all d same, na child.

Wonderful piece of Art Work.

Shoprite has now become Shopwrong cos by the time you have a mind of purchasing something u so much needed for home use, when you get there on sighting all those crazy babes with their crazy dressings, you wont know when you will shop for something else, Lost Concentration. Na wa ooo!

Seun:
For now, Covenant University is still the best secondary school in Nigeria.

Ol Boy you harsh ooo. Secondary School ke !

On the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, a pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers, and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the ‘stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout ‘stolen vehicle! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he had committed no offence, the clergyman called the OC to say he was a priest, to which the officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing…in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.”

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: “Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me.”

The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.”

The man of God quietly made an ‘offering’ of ‘just’ one N100 to his new found ‘preacher’. End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC


http://thepmnews.com/2008/07/30/cops-quote-bible-to-pastor

Wonders shall not cease to end in Naija the greatest of all nations. I hail thee.

Rich Dad:
Can you send me a link where i can download the winrar

http://www.download.com/WinRAR/3000-2250_4-10007677.html

There you go

Pamela Anderson, Serena Williams, Ini Edo, Cossy Ejiakor abi how dem dey spell am. All of them with me inside elevator with a little Alomo Bitters and Burantashi. If dem no get belle comot from that elevator then i no be true born nigerian. We go do party and all the style u can think of. Chikena

I dont agree with the Poster or Sky Blue that Gov. Fashola has not done anything in this lagos. I consider him to be one of the best governor who took the bull by the horn to make sure he turns Lagos around and save Lagos from the congestion. If we fold our hands seeing Lagos congesting, it will soon become a pile of rubbish, but fashola decided to free Lagos and create more space for us to breathe. I knew people will hate him for what he's doing, but he's doing the right thing. Can you imagine, in Lagos we dont even have open parks for kids to play, everywhere is rubbish and congestion. He'll definitely step on some feets to create a way. So make una no vex. Fashola is doing something and it is glaring. Someone has to force beautification, we can't live like we are suffering and like we dont know what beauty is all about. If you can make your home beautiful, i think you should do the same to lagos state.

Everyone, Here is What the fraudulent email sent by this conmen looks like. Soccer Agent Sent me a copy and I am pasting it here incase you see something like this in your email, please do not reply. Nigerian Fraudsters at it again.


[b]Hello there,

These message is from the desk of PFA SPORTS AGENCY, UK. The socceragent.net <http://socceragent.net/> admin gave us your profile to help you out and the essence of this mail is to direct and update you on what to do next if you are really interested in coming to the UK for trials and club contracts.
We are organizing a football trial/camp here in UK and it will be conducted by professional coaches and players in UK.I want to use this avenue to invite you to play in great clubs in UK (Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea ,Southampton, etc ) as we contribute large amount of support to this clubs, you will enjoy our services in UK as we put into consideration every body connected to your football carrier and even help you get potential sponsors. It will be on for 2 weeks and will be held in Manchester.It will be like training sessions and there will be free talk sessions which allows the coaches to talk to the players of there choices based on club contracts.

So,for you to be on this camp,you will have to be registered with us and undergo some processes both with us and our attorney,this attracts a fee of $600USD.This will be for your registration and attorney(lawyer) fee, airline ticket fee, courier service fee(All your documents and ticket will be sent to you via UPS after you are registered) and also send us your football CV(information).

You will be provided with new sets of football kits,a digital camcorder e.t.c and our insurance will also cover your life and medical bills while you are here in UK. We have all this easily due to the support from our sponsors like;

McDonalds:- They will be responsible for the feeding.
Nike:- They will be responsible for the football kits.
Samsung:- They will be responsible for all electrical gadgets. e.t.c

You are expected to pay your registration fee($600USD) via western union money transfer. You can log on to fifa.com <http://fifa.com/> and click on the agents list for you to know we are FIFA registered agent. You are advised to reply this message as soon as possible if you are really interested in our offer for you. Live the good side of football as we await your response.See you soon.
Regards,

BARKER SIMON(CEO)
PFA SPORTS AGENCY.
+447024022296.[/b]

LUDALOOLO:
i have the mobile to sell with internet connection The price is 20k

Haba guy, u get wide mouth ooo!, 20k is too much besides multilinks dey mess up for sometime now. For now i think starcomms's still the best when it comes to CDMA Internet connection.

This Package is not that bad with the 3 months free browsing, but the connection is kinda slow. The Download Speed falls between 5kbps - 6kbps. But Its Ok for a substitute sha.

Anyone here using Starcomm Haier D1200P CDMA for browsing ? Please Can you share your experience ? I want to know if its fast and reliable before i purchase it with my hard earned money since multilinks is messing up and due to it charging while browsing the same time using USB is one reason i want to purchase it. PHCN Wahala.