₦airaland Forum

Instructions: Answer as many questions you know the answer. No guessing.
Calculators not allowed
TIME; 30mins.
SECTION A:
1. What are the names of the 2 people
holding hands when you switch on a Nokia
phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the
past tense of make?
3. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I have
no shoes is to.....?
4. If someone from Kano is referred to as
Bakane, what do you call someone from
Taraba?
5. Which Nigerian university has the highest
number of ladies with BB's?
6. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why?.
SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Between the Nigerian Police and the
Nigerian girl, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the
diameter of Kanji dam [take pie=3.142]
3. If your X-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins
N5million immediately after you broke up,
find the value of X
4. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now.

SirElaw: I advice dey dnt leave anytin 2 chance...crashing out of d competition just after a mindblowing 11-0 victory against d host country is just...UNTHINKABLE!!!

Yeah, lets expect a similar scoreline.

dasparrow: @Post

Na dem know. I don't care if he get's banned forever. All those white racist heifers can burn in hell for all I care.

Shut up jare......
The guy is making his money and you are here saying rubish.

CAMEROONPRIDE: i just have a question ..how do they did to know that those people aren't from Lagos?

Exactly, And how do they know that they are all from anambra? If one says they are all igbos, why not enugu, imo, abia ebonyi or delta?

[quote author=GARRI~ WARLORD]Joint task force no go allow una carry out any bombing that day oh..amen[/quote]Which of the bombing?

sexiestharam: If this thread enters front page, I would rather kill myself than commit suicide...

You can kill yourself now

I still remain a chelsea fan.

I can't wait for first october to reach

Eleven - zero as usual

Nice one.... Good piece of art

Nwastamin: Yaa! u are right. U are very observant. We are following after.

Thanks

Kabikala: As in... carry a hospital too!!!

A doctor

OILOFGLADNESS: since i saw this trend i never get read other trend;
MODERATOR, ABEG CARRY THIS COME FRONT PAGE THIS IS WHAT WE WANT


LOL. MAY I GO REST

It's already on the front page

Donlittle: Except there is any legal justification for this, i dont think this is a good idea politically. Especially if he has an agenda out of southwest. Well, not politically. Deporting people of every origin everytime. It a good thing because lagos is too over-populated u knw.

I feel there is a hidden agenda.

kelvincoll: this is hilarious . Who dey pursue you for your country ooh

Poverty

Eko Atlantic: Fashola no dulling

Send those murtherfvckers back to their erosion ridden villages

Eko oni baje lailai !!!

Olodo one of Nairaland

This guy must be a comedian.
Moderator please move to joke section.
I blame the Nigerian Government for not creating jobs for her people. This thought is as a result of joblessness if it is not just a mere joke.

ddim22: You spoke like a billionaire.Are you really one?

Must he be one to speak like one?

Don Carlos: That used to be my church when I was in Bauchi. Unfortunately someone I know lost his wife in the blast. Bauchi used to be a lovely and quiet place to live in back in the days until April 1991......May the souls of those who lost their lives today rest in peace.

AMEN
And may the soul of the islamic brainwashed useless muslims guys that killed them never find peace.

[quote author=100%]Na which proper vitamins wey ur mama chop?[/quote]maybe na Vitamin Z

maclatunji: Simple topic requiring simple answers, let's not make it complicated.

Atleast people would like to know the reason for the poster's curiosity over this.

fiftynaira: on a more serious note the price of beans is nothing to write home about 'can't even tell the taste of beans again'. E don tey



#REDUCETHEPRICEOFBEANS

Do they sell beans on nairaland? You are just making useless noise.

dayokanu: Moslem in America did not protest they must be cowards.

Igbo thinking mode

The muslims in america are not brainwashed like the ignorant muslims in Nigeria. That does not make them cowards.

ikekings: Nawa ooo... You don fall hand.. Even those that are in support of the women?

Its just only few of you guys that are in our support.

dayokanu: Na wa oo
Ibo ppl can do anything for money. I sure say na 50Naira each dem give these people

Olodo 1 of Nairaland.
How dare you conclude that they are igbos just because of the dressing?
I wonder where some people dump their brain.

ayo ade: You shouldn't join because you are so full of hatred and unforgiveness! Even the God you claimed to value asked us to bless those who curse us and pray for those who despitefully use us.

First ask him the name of his God before you conclude.

Enough is enough of this religious war and exchange of abuses and insults here.

Enough is enough of this religious war and exchange of words here.

deji2009: ontinuous press on F10 for 30 secs
then let go aftterwards

If no joy try F2 as as well

It must enter the bios

if not because of the
bad people on NL would
have given my number to
call but cant do that.
This is nairaland anything can happen
the closest i can do is if you have skype
add this id dejisunday can then talk to you

Thanks dear, Unfortunately am not on skype. I will try it when the light comes, and give you the feed back. Thanks.