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Is this calculation true? We have 7.8b people in the world. 2b go to Google daily. That means every 1 off 4 people go on Google. I am not willing to accept tha calculation.

locosis007:
GOOGLE IS THE BIGGEST SEARCH ENGINE

IF TWO MILLION PEOPLE USE ONLY GOOGLE SEARCH PER MINUTE.

SO GOING BY CALCULATIONS.
1HR= 2M PPL * 60
WHILE ONE DAY IS
2M*60*24.. DTS ABOVW 2BILLION PPL A DAY.

AMAZING TRAFFIC!

BUT


HOW COME GOOGLE IS NOT THE RICHEST COMPANY ??



....thinking.....

Did she mean eat and run?

Did she mean eat and run?

The education she will get is worth more than whatever she spent. Learning new cultures, new way of life. It's amazing. I did Amsterdam-Hague-colonge(germany)-Amsterdam last year. Reading this now is making me want to do cross-europe again. This time, with my madam.

WaleTheECONOMIST:
just say you have lots of idle cash...traveling for no justifiable reason.

I'm fine. Asides from this security threat at isuti road, that' giving us sleepless nights

favoured234:
Hahahaaha
Hope you are good

How far now babe? I don find this puff puff seller taya I no see am oo. How we wan chop sari so?

favoured234:
If you see the guy flash me make we do puff puff party

What do you expect when most o the theft happens around go House?

ISpiksDaTroof:
"Working for their people" by installing the cameras mostly only "around Government House"? So, tell me what if they want to work ONLY FOR THEMSELVES what would they do?

Bet, his something has potency oo. You can be in new York and he will impregnate you from Ojuelegba. And after 2 kids from 2 mothers, whiskey is not. Just a kid or a daddy, whiskey is a daddies.

ginajet:
whiskey korr brandy nii... . Am talking about matured guy you talking about a child

Contact whiskey now. I heard he ha a lot and he I dashing gals anyhow.

ginajet:
so Oge cannot drop handbag and carry that baby well why she just dey carry the bag for all the pics.. Baby Daddy do come oooo we need to start making our own Babies

In Lagos, when you see 'this land is not for sale'. It actually means that land is for sale. The owners are just trying to avoid omo-oni wahala. I think you should do 2 things.
I. Get a lawyer
2. Go to the survey office to confirm the status of the documents the land owner has

Sheybi he is tinubu's stooge. It's Tinubu that is directing him... Ambode wey never begin work.... M own concern is for him to continue with this speed (or better) in his second term

muyibaba222:
Everybody is hailling Ambode now...... u will change voice when it election time. Na den u go hear E don settle Tinubu, e don use lagos money sponsor campign for APC in Ondo, Edo, Ekiti blabla. wont be supprise thou, it's Been Nigerians way

Hello bae. Haff you see the puff puff sellar? Hungry has cash me this afternoon. Abi you cook for house?

favoured234:
If you see the guy flash me make we do puff puff party

Issoke. #puffpuffPartyLoading

favoured234:
If you see the guy flash me make we do puff puff party

Yes ke. Igando nobi Lagos? My co-village woman. Abeg find this guy location make w buy puff puff chop

favoured234:
So upon all your guy for NL you live at Igando
Villager

Igando babe . Me sef never notice am

favoured234:
I have not noticed him there oh

Maybe he is yet to make the place pimped up

Eni kukuru ti n pe eni gig ran ni se (short man that sends taller/ bigger men on errands)

Hahahaha @Explorers. I was in the back sit, silently following

I was in J'burg with my wife in 2014. Had no issues at all. We plan to visa SA again this year. Should we expect the same stress like we did the first time or will this application be easier since we had visited before and have clean records

Same 'ol 'ít's cheaper to maintain blah blah blah'.

Siena:
[color=Blue]Then you need to ask him why he insists you should pull the V6, and swap in an I4.[/color]

Thanks Siena. I prefer a V6, love the power the car had. Just an uncle based in the US and who sends cars home that insists that I should do V4 instead of V6.

Siena:
[color=Blue]Whilst it is possible to install an I4 engine from a similar year Camry, it is not advisable to do so. You're just creating more room for problems that will benefit no one except your mechanic. Such a conversion will involve the following:

Replacing the transmission with one that bolts to an I4 engine.
Replacing the driveshafts with a pair that bolt to the above transmission.
Replacing the engine harness with one that plugs to an I4 engine.
Replacing the ECU with one that plugs to the above harness, and powers an I4 engine.
Replacing the exhaust front section with one that bolts to an I4 engine.
Replacing the radiator and coolant hoses with I4 items.
Replacing the engine and transmission mounts with I4 items.
Replacing the front crossmember with one that will allow an I4 engine and transmission to bolt to it.
Replacing the transmission TCU with one compatible with the I4 transmission (if you wish to retain automatic transmission).
Replacing the transmission harness with one compatible with the above transmission and TCU.

I would advise you to replace the engine with the correct one. Why are you even considering a swap? Because your "mechanic" said so? It's time to swap mechanics too. [/color]

Thanks Gazzuzz, Whatsapping you now.

GAZZUZZ:
your engine should be the 3mz-fe engine, call me I might have a good deal on ground for you 08033910382 Whatsapp

Hi guys,

My 2004 Camry got an engine knock-out. I am planning to change the said engine in the car. The engine is VVT-I V6 24V
My questions are

1. What will it cost to get the engine
2. Where can I get the engine?
3. Can I fix a V4 engine into a V6 car, people are advising me to do so.
4. Is an engine swap reliable?

I I based in Lagos.

cc: sienna, gazzuzz, carxus, marpol, chelseabmw, ikenna

kayusyussuf@yahoo.com 08029730059

Take a picture of her so that when she has her own kids and she starts screaming her head off, you can show that she was naughtier as a kid. Then bathe her and serve her some good bread and butter so she understands the mystery she was searching for. This baby is too cute for you to get annoyed sef.

#Gbam. I thought this common sense is simple.

jpphilips:
Fashola is busy insulting common sense, give us meter then increase your tariff, if I can afford just 10hrs of your expensive electricity daily, so be it, if i can afford 24hrs, then so be it.

Ogbeni, you have exposed the secrets of these guys oo. father inlaw and I were discussing these issue just an hour ago and I told him that the increment in tariff will not improve generation or supply, rather what we will see is another increment by this time next year. I should show the old man your post, it made all my arguments since morning simple. What I do not understand is why the honorable (or horrorable minister in this case supported them, I told daddy he must have collected brown envelope but daddy is a devoted Buhari/ Fashola follower.

jpphilips:
The power companies need money to invest in the sector no doubt about that, power generation cost money, that does not still justify the increment at least till we all get meters.

The Honorable Minister Fashola should explain to Nigerians how companies that lack the Financial muscle to invest in the electricity sector won those bids, It wasn't his administration but the realities on ground have necessitated a total probe of the bidding process.

it's like selling an airline to a cab company then turn around and ask the passengers to pay more so that the cab company can buy a plane when it was pretty obvious ab initio that the cab company lacked the capacity to manage an airline.
These companies were allegedly sold to cronies of former president Jonathan in a very dubious process, companies that lack the expertise and financials to run anything were given critical national assets to manage, the process was so shoddy that reputable world class companies like Manitoba was knocked off in favour of companies that had no idea the difference between + & -, are we still surprised why Barth Nnaji was eased out during the Alibaba process. The Acquisition process must be probed!!


Before Nigerians are forced to pay more for services they never get, we need to look at two money spinning areas for the electricity companies.

1) Estimated billing
2) Fixed charge.

Nigerians were charged a fixed charge of 750 naira from 2013 to the last day of 2015, if we take a DISCO like EEDC for example, EEDC monopolized 5 states (Anambra,Imo,Abia,Ebonyi and Enugu states), if we estimate an average of 50 million flats in these states, EEDC makes
750 X 50,000,000.that is a whooping 37.5b naira monthly or 900bn naira for 2yrs.
If you have a bad substation (transformer), they will never spend 2m to replace it rather they will Refurbish it in 20cycles from one street to the other.

KEPCO completed a 200MW power plant in the Philippines for $450m, with exchange rate of 155naira to a dollar (2013 when the DISCOS took over) that amounts to 69.7b naira. This has clearly shown us that a DISCO like EEDC has made enough money in 2yrs to build 13, 200MW power plant from fixed charge alone.


Estimated Billing;


A flat in my neighborhood pays 25k as monthly charge, an area that suffers 4hrs of electricity a day, now, if you do the maths with the worst type of electronics on earth, you will agree with me that a flat in my neighborhood should not consume more than 7k in a month.
Subtract that amount from the 25k we pay, the DISCO is making another killing of 18k per flat, I am sure that it is the same with most estimated flats.

Suppose half of EEDC customers are on estimated billing, on this fraud they make another 18k X 25m= 450b per month or 10.8T in 2yrs, let us give recurrent expenditure half of that amount, EEDC as a DISCO made 6.3T in two years, an amount that can build 78nos 200MW power plant.

How can fashola convince me that they do not have the funds to invest in the sector to guarantee steady electricity for consumers?

One of the least Power assets is a meter, a three phase meter retails in China for $80 quantity price, yet fashola thinks that a company sitting on 6.3T could not provide an $80 meter to justify the said increment?
If at 6.3T they can not provide ordinary meter, how much more do we need to pay before a transmission line is replaced?

Is this change??

Problem shild . Hope the TV worked?

mamaafrik:
I remeber the day my dad dashed home from work to pick up a file only for him to enter the parlour and see his newly bought television set dismantled on the floor my by me,i was like chaiiiiiiiii,i don finally die to day,he just came close looked in an "iwoomoyi sha" manner and ultered "ko sha gbodo ma sise" and went his way...........

Harsh but true

Adufetohposh:
It's a blessing in disguise, She needs to shed a few pounds before saying I DO

And do you remember something called mechanical fault? Why hip the blame on her when you are yet to know the cause of the crash?

GworoChewinMaga:
Excuse me, but are you celebrating a shitty pilot?

She crashed.

She failed at what she is paid to do

Now you guys are celebrating her shitty skills

Bad guy. Imagine Wetin you wan give our national mummy?

TippyTop:
I know the gift I'd give her, it's won't be fish.
10inch Edo wood, it would be hard and strong.

kingphilip:
Ogun @40

7. Olusegun Obasanjo - THE FIRST NIGERIAN TO BE BOTH MILITARY AND CIVILIAN HEAD OF STATE

Omo Ogun......

You forgot to mention longest served president both in total years of service and straight terms of service (I am not sure any Nigeria president served 8 years

Nobu only you envy am my brother. No need to queue for visa, no headache of cheap flights + esther-code

sdindan:
To be a man is not a day job.
but he's still better than planty Nigerians.
I wish am him self.
Will be in France now with Bubu.
the enjoy frm there London
chai!
I envy him.