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We wey suppose don dey suspect these shippers tey tey. They are involved in the theft of our resource.

teemy:
the 'letter of comfort' is the bone of contention here. it's like a note of undertaking that their vessels won't be involved in illegal activities which these carriers are not willing to undersign. the president has faults but this is not one of them

Abegi, the Letter of Comfort' is to ascertain that the crude the ship is carrying is not stolen. While we know that Nigerian authorities can be corrupt, this one more requirement is not enough for shippers to say they don't want to carry oil except of course they have something to hide. I'd not be surprised though.

sunnyb0b0:
When we were shouting at the top of our voices that Buhari's obsolete dictatorial policy of bullying international shipping lines can never work, the masturbators and broom wielding herbalists said we were wailing, see where we are now. Nobody wants to lift our crude anymore. BUHARI IS BAD FOR THE ECONOMY!

I see Kachikwu resigning from NNPC soon if Buhari continues interfering with obsolete policies and blocking initiatives from Kachikwu.

Little wonder some people refer to him as "brain dead".


Lalasticlala, abeg take this thread to where it belongs.

Was just thinking about it. 10% of the dead are Nigerians. Nawa oo. May God comfort the families

Eseries:
64/749*100=..........


71/850*100=...........


God comfort their Families!

fellow Nigerians make we dey integrate sense small Nawa into our religiosity!

Lets learn from history! #casualty from stampede is common to this Hajj ritual.

Was just thinking about it. 10% of the dead are Nigerians.

Eseries:
64/749*100=..........


71/850*100=...........


God comfort their Families!

fellow Nigerians make we dey integrate sense small Nawa into our religiosity!

Lets learn from history! #casualty from stampede is common to this Hajj ritual.

Sounds like a lot of humor. Btw, do all other pilots hear all the ground crews' instructions? 'was I married to you before' Sounds creepy....

chax100:
It could also be fun in the cockpit with the control tower too. Pilots do ease themselves with a good sense of humour. LOL.

Landing is more dangerous than take-off. In 5 minutes, the plane is stabilized. But for landing, the pilots will battle with stability for over 20- 30 minutes. To give you an instance, if you fly Lagos to Abuja. Even before you arrive Lagos, the plane is stabilized but if you are landing Lagos, the plane would have been descending from Ogun state.

victorazy:
Yee! Take-off is most challenging cuz its fights the force of gravity which is the most difficult force of the universe. Only one man the force respected, his name is "Jesus"

The most dangerous periods in flying are the first 3 minutes during take-off and the last 8 minutes during landing [quote =Explorers]

tdayof:
hmm source for this? Most plane crash are mid air.... By your posts seems you are a lover of MAY DAY... and AIR CRASH INVESTIGATION SERIES.

It looks more like somewhere out of Nigeria. Look at the hands of those carry the containers, look at the walls. I doubt if this is in Nigeria

Idrismusty97:
Let me help you out OP, That place is definitely Somewhere in the South East. If not then is done by citizens of the Kingdom of Biafra. Did i guessed right?

Your English is better than some 'completely abled' peeps. Disability is only in the mind. Congratulations for conquering. Keep inspiring the world.

lalasticlala:
http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/09/the-deaf-and-dumb-wedding-of-century.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+%2FAqSJb+%28S.T.E.L.L.A%27S*new*G.R.O.O.V.E%29

For the Nationals, Yes but for now, they are doing regional (Niger-Delta)

Aysteel01:
can d proposed business b established in states like Ibadan?

They will ask if you can make do with 750k and if you can raise additional funds, of course the answer should be yes. So this should not disqualify you. They could also ask if you can scale down the biz and start small. Those were what they asked me.

Aysteel01:
what if the cost of establishing one's business is up to 2million niara, will they rule out d plan....since they only give 750k?

Don't worry, its just for records purposes, not like they will show it in NTA or STV or any other TV station

ethene:
Yepa! Rality tv show and heavy camera presence? Me no de like that kind thing o may be I will back out

Script gini? The digital encode guys work for almost all the banks in Nigeria. They are behind one of the major tier 1 bank's mastercard coding, got this from a source in presidency and not from them. Very humble guys, you no go even know say them hold change or say them sabi anything.

shizzy7:
ExInferis:
You're calling them script Kiddies after they competed with the Major Continents in the world,,,Passed through all stages to the Finals with EUROPE....

Always research before you comment

http://cyberlympics.org/?page_id=1939

7 continents competed and they are the Final 2
Africa & Europe...

I know two of them. They are ALL based here in Naija and nobi today them don dey shine for this competition. Them be overage sef, them suppose don disqualify them

My Brother no talk o...50 IT CERTIFICATES no be here o... are these guys in Nigeria or they were all Outside the country before now?

The training lasts for two weeks. You are not allowed to skip any of them but if you can arrange yourself well, it would not matter. The training is designed as a reality TV show. They will be heavy video shooting, you will speak to the cameras etc

tonzo:
Nice one @iguita how long does the training last and can someone skip a day or two during the training

Hahaha, afi federal character. Just to explain. THere are 3 types of LifeWire in Nigeria, There is Shell LifeWire Ogoni, strictly for Ogoni people, there is Shell LifeWire Niger Delta, which is what is on now and then there is SNEPCO LifeWire National which was what I benefited from.

cbay:
This is a northern agenda. Buhari wants to divide naija with partialism. How come only 3 states out of 36… where is federal character? This is unacceptable. I must wail oo



















Na joke I dey oo.

Questions to acertain that you understand your business. And believe me, they understand business processes

Aysteel01:
pls what kind of questions would b asked during d interview?

Dear wakes and Okoji, Contact this man in Abuja for your Trademark. Mr Leke 08034463687

Pls note that I have never seen him but he handled my wife's trademark last year and he is doing mine this year. He charged 35k

wakes:
Kindly give contact of an ACCREDITED AGENT too if you know any.
Thanks again.

From the Lagos batch, they just need proof. For instance, I know of someone who came from Taraba and claimed lagos and was allowed to be interviewed, he even got to the training stage before he was cut off. So try to get the letter, if you can't, try to get other proof that you are from the region. I am sure they will allow you. They are very considerate and all they want is to support innovation.

Aysteel01:
Thanks a lot for replying...I'm being optimistic that I'll b selected.... if so, I want to know if I can come to d interview with a bit less of d requirements..cos I don't think I can get the local government identification letter on time. will I b allowed access to d interview?

They are very fast.
The shortlisted names will come out 2 weeks after applications close. and they will invite you for interview that same week. If interview holds between friday and saturday, you will get feedback y saturday evening and by monday you will start training. Lifewire is very innovative, no matter how crazy your idea is, as long as it is achievable and scalable, you will be selected. After the training, the final list will be out. It took a while for them to release funds to us this year because of the oil price drop, internal budget issues blah blah blah but its Shell, they will give you the money if selected. They will also follow you up, give you further training and you have a further opportunity to be trained in your business in the UK after a year of running your business. Our batch will end in October

Aysteel01:
pls how long did it take for d results to be out? Also how long does it take after d training b4 they'll start disbursement of funds?...

You sabi area welll well

Blizzyblinkzy:
Wow! I know all this places.

Marina cms

This is one question me sef wan ask, wai mama, wei dorta?

chymystique:
Pls who is the mother and who is the daughter? Cause they both look older

So the Syrians are crossing the high seas out of choice? while our brothers are forced out of our country? If you ask, I'd say its the other way round. The Syrians are leaving because there is unrest in their country. We don't have any here ke?

Excuzeme:
Migrants are those who leave their country, to live in another country ..... out of choice.

Refugees are those who are FORCED out of their country, to seek "refuge" in another country due to acts like war or famine, which they have no control over. (They are viewed more sympathetically)

They are different

Bet wait, why are some migrants and some refugees? I thought they were in the same boats under the same situation?

Yes I am. Not doing sooooooo well, of cos what you have in your biz plan changes with reality but it gave me the courage and guidance to startup my biz. I currently employ 2 people and by the end of this year, I should do some expansion

ethene:
So where are u nw? Are u an employer of labour?

We got 750k to start or expand our businesses. It came in 2 tranches, first 500k and then 250k. They also have an incubator on the island. Our set will end this October since we start last year (incubation is for a year). There are bigger peeks after the one year, like 3k pounds, sponsorship to a training in UK etc but not everyone gets that.

chinenye80:
Pls i more explanation frm u.how re they doing it? What Is ur benefit?

I wish we could have a video of the incident so his friends and cronies will learn to respect other road users

divinehand2003:
Because the traffic lights weren't working my dear Governor, you decided to drive at 200km/hour through a cross junction abi? Hope you have learnt a simple lesson now?

I am a beneficiary of the shell lifewire 2014 for lagos, they had always done it in the niger delta but brought it to lagos last year. I'm surprised it went back to the niger delta, I expected a national contest this year

Chidizman:
Mtchewwww What now happens to Non-Niger Delta Graduates? There is a need to add Greater conventions and More measures to this programme inorder to Foster and accommodate Citizens of other States.

Fidio or adonbilif

raayah:
It depends on your relationship, if your partner is comfortable with it, go for it.

For all of you metioning me... Guess what, I MASTURBATE and I dont give two flying pigs.

Let me be

For the ladies.. Lie down on your bed tonight and spread those legs (sorry if you are on your period ).
Use your fingers to find the spot.. (once you find it u will know).
Now stroke it in circular motions..
Keep going, it feels like you want to pee, just keep going.
You will get to that sweet sweet land....

You're welcome

Tithes are meant for the 'priests', which are those who labour in the Lord's vineyard. Not only pastors fall in this category. Moreso, I think the OP meant pastors who substitute tithes for their 'take-home'. Just to point out, I was in a fellowship in school where paying of tithes was discouraged and this was because it was an evangelistic ministry so to be a member of the fellowship, you had to win souls, you had to travel on behalf of the ministry with your own funds. So pastor said since tithe is for the priests (which you are as a member of the fellowship) , pls keep your tithe and use it for your ministry. I hope others who preach against it have the same reasons. I know some churches say it is old testament tradition..... no, it was a command from God.

pretydiva:
I disagree wit d point u made in 8. Tithes r meant 4 pastors,dats were dey feed n take care of their families.

Marriage is about two people planning to spend the rest of their lives together. And in that process, things will go wrong. What you like as a woman will be different from what I like as a man. She lied to him and told him her football age, is that not better than a lady who had aborted all her womb? What if she delivered 5 children before confessing to him, will you still ask him to send her out? Children are the fruits of a marriage but a marriage is not all about having kids. For the guy to ask (moreso he mentioned it), he loves his wife and he wants to remain with her, he is simply hurt by the lie she told. Abeg I think he should forgive her o jare....

hamzeiy:
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people are funny...do you know you are talking about a man,s life.....?. what sort of Godforsaken love that will make you marry an over age woman that has reached menopause knowing fully well she might never have a child...it like youre bringing doom upon your self and expecting God to help you..am not saying he should divorce the woman..but he neef to marry another that would bear him kids...God created us to multiply pls

Congrats Sarkin Jabo, small boy wey dey mix with big men. God go take you go greater heights. #GodWin