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Take a picture of her so that when she has her own kids and she starts screaming her head off, you can show that she was naughtier as a kid. Then bathe her and serve her some good bread and butter so she understands the mystery she was searching for. This baby is too cute for you to get annoyed sef.

#Gbam. I thought this common sense is simple.

jpphilips:
Fashola is busy insulting common sense, give us meter then increase your tariff, if I can afford just 10hrs of your expensive electricity daily, so be it, if i can afford 24hrs, then so be it.

Ogbeni, you have exposed the secrets of these guys oo. father inlaw and I were discussing these issue just an hour ago and I told him that the increment in tariff will not improve generation or supply, rather what we will see is another increment by this time next year. I should show the old man your post, it made all my arguments since morning simple. What I do not understand is why the honorable (or horrorable minister in this case supported them, I told daddy he must have collected brown envelope but daddy is a devoted Buhari/ Fashola follower.

jpphilips:
The power companies need money to invest in the sector no doubt about that, power generation cost money, that does not still justify the increment at least till we all get meters.

The Honorable Minister Fashola should explain to Nigerians how companies that lack the Financial muscle to invest in the electricity sector won those bids, It wasn't his administration but the realities on ground have necessitated a total probe of the bidding process.

it's like selling an airline to a cab company then turn around and ask the passengers to pay more so that the cab company can buy a plane when it was pretty obvious ab initio that the cab company lacked the capacity to manage an airline.
These companies were allegedly sold to cronies of former president Jonathan in a very dubious process, companies that lack the expertise and financials to run anything were given critical national assets to manage, the process was so shoddy that reputable world class companies like Manitoba was knocked off in favour of companies that had no idea the difference between + & -, are we still surprised why Barth Nnaji was eased out during the Alibaba process. The Acquisition process must be probed!!


Before Nigerians are forced to pay more for services they never get, we need to look at two money spinning areas for the electricity companies.

1) Estimated billing
2) Fixed charge.

Nigerians were charged a fixed charge of 750 naira from 2013 to the last day of 2015, if we take a DISCO like EEDC for example, EEDC monopolized 5 states (Anambra,Imo,Abia,Ebonyi and Enugu states), if we estimate an average of 50 million flats in these states, EEDC makes
750 X 50,000,000.that is a whooping 37.5b naira monthly or 900bn naira for 2yrs.
If you have a bad substation (transformer), they will never spend 2m to replace it rather they will Refurbish it in 20cycles from one street to the other.

KEPCO completed a 200MW power plant in the Philippines for $450m, with exchange rate of 155naira to a dollar (2013 when the DISCOS took over) that amounts to 69.7b naira. This has clearly shown us that a DISCO like EEDC has made enough money in 2yrs to build 13, 200MW power plant from fixed charge alone.


Estimated Billing;


A flat in my neighborhood pays 25k as monthly charge, an area that suffers 4hrs of electricity a day, now, if you do the maths with the worst type of electronics on earth, you will agree with me that a flat in my neighborhood should not consume more than 7k in a month.
Subtract that amount from the 25k we pay, the DISCO is making another killing of 18k per flat, I am sure that it is the same with most estimated flats.

Suppose half of EEDC customers are on estimated billing, on this fraud they make another 18k X 25m= 450b per month or 10.8T in 2yrs, let us give recurrent expenditure half of that amount, EEDC as a DISCO made 6.3T in two years, an amount that can build 78nos 200MW power plant.

How can fashola convince me that they do not have the funds to invest in the sector to guarantee steady electricity for consumers?

One of the least Power assets is a meter, a three phase meter retails in China for $80 quantity price, yet fashola thinks that a company sitting on 6.3T could not provide an $80 meter to justify the said increment?
If at 6.3T they can not provide ordinary meter, how much more do we need to pay before a transmission line is replaced?

Is this change??

Problem shild . Hope the TV worked?

mamaafrik:
I remeber the day my dad dashed home from work to pick up a file only for him to enter the parlour and see his newly bought television set dismantled on the floor my by me,i was like chaiiiiiiiii,i don finally die to day,he just came close looked in an "iwoomoyi sha" manner and ultered "ko sha gbodo ma sise" and went his way...........

Harsh but true

Adufetohposh:
It's a blessing in disguise, She needs to shed a few pounds before saying I DO

And do you remember something called mechanical fault? Why hip the blame on her when you are yet to know the cause of the crash?

GworoChewinMaga:
Excuse me, but are you celebrating a shitty pilot?

She crashed.

She failed at what she is paid to do

Now you guys are celebrating her shitty skills

Bad guy. Imagine Wetin you wan give our national mummy?

TippyTop:
I know the gift I'd give her, it's won't be fish.
10inch Edo wood, it would be hard and strong.

kingphilip:
Ogun @40

7. Olusegun Obasanjo - THE FIRST NIGERIAN TO BE BOTH MILITARY AND CIVILIAN HEAD OF STATE

Omo Ogun......

You forgot to mention longest served president both in total years of service and straight terms of service (I am not sure any Nigeria president served 8 years

Nobu only you envy am my brother. No need to queue for visa, no headache of cheap flights + esther-code

sdindan:
To be a man is not a day job.
but he's still better than planty Nigerians.
I wish am him self.
Will be in France now with Bubu.
the enjoy frm there London
chai!
I envy him.

If the specs they wrote about that Fox is true at 2.5m, then why do we still buy foreign cars? Them swear for us ni?

Biko Wetin consern Catholic church and politricks? Church transfer him priest, APC say it's political, father Mbaka na party chieftain? Abi dem dey use geopolitical area do transfer for church? While we all know Father Mbaka's transfer was political, it is no business of the APC, make dem meshuanu. If anything, I believe Father Mbaka will populate the village he was sent to because 1. He has a large follwership and 2. I believe the man is for real so send him to the pit of hell, he will only convert those there and make them his followers. #sefini

Iyana Ipaja

kingreign:
Where is your location?

I need to replace my 2004 Camry engine. VVT-i V6 24V Any advise? Anything to watch out for? Where can I get it? Will it work well with the car? How much can I get the engine (Fixing inclusive)

I need to replace my 2004 Camry engine. VVT-i V6 24V Any advise? Anything to watch out for? Where can I get it? Will it work well with the car? How much can I get the engine (Fixing inclusive)

I do not support your views.

Point 1, not everybody can be like Adenuga or Dangote or Otedola. They are billionaires. Not every entrepreneur will be a billionaire but most entrepreneurs can lift their family out of poverty, they can employ between five to ten people. That is he reason why govt is hammering on entrepreneurship, to create multiple jobs and not to maker anybody Dangote. Dangote is mentioned just to inspire you, to set standards for you. Not every successful entrepreneur will be dangote, in fact, maybe 0.000000000001% of entrepreneurs will replace Dangote

BUt if she wan go US embassy, she go komot her mask

how now oga gofvanor? Did you forget that the constitution grants you immunity? Please stop the propaganda and d not break traffic rules, nobody will arrest you.

Baba spoke of his death 3 years ago when he spoke about his successor been in a beer palour then. I am sure he knows when

By that 6am, you for call me sef make I join you pray. That you baby deserves all the joint prayers she can get to hit the road. Glad all your efforts are not in vain. Biko, invite me come owanbe thanksgiving make we block the next road wey bruatai go pass.

biggiyke:
Wednesday morning, I was in Badagry with the towing van by 8am. He charged me 45k!!! I was willing to pay anything to get my car out of Badagry. I suspected the watermermaids were on my case.
By now, I realized that the small village off the Badagry-Seme highway was actually a resting spot for cars that have been cleared and awaiting delivery to their owners. Right before me, different cars were arriving and leaving. No one get problem. Na only my own carry French-speaking witch cross border.
We managed to couple the alternator, borrowed battery from one of the waiting cars and started my baby again. Still not charging, and now, oil and water oozing out from the ruptured oil cooler. We took a risk and drove it up the ramp and into the flat bed of the towing truck. Im still amazed at how lucky I was, cos this operation could have resulted in a blown head gasket at best, or a knocked engine at worst. As soon as my baby was parked on the bed, we switched off the engine and secured her.
Oya na, oga Hiliary, wey d custom paper make I carry my wahala dey go? He called the driver with the papers, switched off!! We couldn't reach the driver from 10am till I left Badagry by 4pm.
I came back home again, without my car, 7 days after I bought her.
Words cant explain how I felt. All the initial excitement of buying a car had dissipated.
Well, the towing van had no choice but to sleep over at Badagry, of course we renegotiated the price to 55k.
Around 11pm, Hillary called me. Hillary, o gini kwa? Will you deny me sleep at night as well? He said the driver with the paper was back from Cotonou and with my permission, they can start coming down to Lagos that night.
I agreed and despite the towing driver expressing his discomfort with towing an unregistered vehicle by 12 midnight, they hit the road.
1am, sleep no gree come.
2am, I wake my wife, we begin pray.
3am, I wake my son, he join for prayer.
4am, I woke my cousin, he join
5am, I woke my mother-in-law, she join.
6am........


To be continued

Martins is the host of Fidelity SME Forum on Inspiration FM. I pray he is found oo

I mean someone who is not an Oba, I remember whiles I was serving, the Oba of the Village was interested in my gf. And I was told that once he starts with her, I must stop sleeping with her.

Frankiss44:
It's not a taboo is the person having sex with her is the Oba.. The same culture is practiced here in the Benin Kingdom..

The first priority of the inheritance is for security... But should the Oba decides to have sex with any of them tradition forbids the Queens to reject him.

Thank you for setting thing right. The new Ooni does not have to sleep with these women, tradition says he should take care of them like his wives, that is the reason for the inheritance and not sex. It is even a taboo to have sex with a woman an Oba has had sex with whether she is an Olori (legally married to the Oba) or not.

crispgg:
People always misinterprete this yoruba tradition. There are two reasons why this is done.
1. Back in the day, yoruba kings were seen as demi-gods and highly revered. Therefore it was thought not to be proper for the young widows who were still young enough to remarry be taken up by mere mortals. Hence, another Oba must inherit them.

2. For the older wives, some of them very old. Who would take care of them if the new Oba sends them packing from the palace? Hence, he is also to become their husband thereby guaranteeing their sustenance till death. He might not even set eyes on them till they die. But he has the responsibility for their well being. That is the whole essence of this practice

He does not have to sleep with them. Inheriting them is for security. That means he has to take care of them and they still bear the title 'Olori' and not the make-shift title of Olori (ex-Olori really). It now depends on both of them if they want to be sleeping with each other.

Mjshexy:
Why must he inherit these old women, he has a much younger lady as his wife & can still marry many far younger chicks out there, abeg the widows should pipe down & leave the palace. It will even be an insult for him to inherit his father's wives

You are really making money, you spend 200' each day making a total of 6m per month but you only earn 1.5m per month. Serious profit.

Seeeeeeee:
I use mine to play baba ijebu and nairabet... For the amebo i make 1,500,000 naira monthly in a bad month... Staking 200k daily on a single game of atleast 1.60 odds or above, i dont play two games in one bet never.

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Pls open the thread, I need to know how to get prepaid meters too.

Feranchek:
I just got to my parents place yesternight and was told of their new bill.... 10k plus!!! I was perplexed! A bill of 4k I'm used to paying has risen to 10k, how manage??!!!!!
They stay in surulere and to be frank, there's constant power supply there. Buh boy......!!!! 10k!!! Make dem sef dey fear God na...!! I've been thinking of where and how to get a prepaid Metre. Was even thinking of opening a thread for it buh op, thanks for this.


THIS IS A PUBLIC APPEAL:
WHERE, HOW, HOW MUCH CAN I GET A PREPAID METRE (AT THE ORIGINAL COST)? SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME WITH RELEVANT INFO ON THIS MATTER.

THANKS IN ADVANCE

ANNOUNCER: Feranchek

SIGNED: Feranchek (for the family)

That guy dey craze

shizzy7:
Is d'banj wearing red sneakers on sky blue Agbada??

Fashion gone weird..
Bangalee.

I had to login to do this. May God bless your spirit, soul and body for this simple common sense statement you made.

ziccoit:
PMB promised he would build institutions and allow them to function. Sheu Garba was asked by a channel tv presenter on fuel scarcity, the man said he would advise the question was directed to NNPC that institution of government should be allowed to work.

Where am I going? NJC is an institution of government which was created , vested with enormous power and responsibilities among which is strengthen the structures and integrity of the rule of law; preserving and improving justice. Now that a judge has been found guilty and recommended for dismissal from service by NJC the rest now lie with the president and his person whether he would allow the impunity to continue or not. We have so accustomed to abuse of power and process for so long that majority find it difficult to recognize right things in our system. Right is seen as being wrong and vice vasa.

On the last note, majority of comments here where the commenters attacked the step took by the president were borne out of nothing but hatred for the occupier of seat of president. They know what is right and how things should go but will never give credit to the man for job well done.

Very mature response. #NoInsults

coolar:
Fixed!

According to the guy I flew with, there are opportunities there. He was there on scholarship for aircraft maintenance and he returned home only for them to request that he come back because they got a job for him there. These are what he said and might not necessarily be true.

coded06:
my bro just left Jordon 2weeks ago. he told me that there 're know good job there. although he went for an assignment. do you think his right cuz I plan on going there too

Things have improved now. Just 2 weeks ago, I flew with someone who was living in Amman. He went via Cairo where he got a connecting flight directly to Amman

empro07:
@poster I think I might be able to give u answer,few years ago I visited the capital of jordan,amman and stayed at tulips hotel....if d stress and amount is worth ur reasons of visit,thou I do not know if they have an embassy in Nigeria now...u wld have to get urself a Turkish visa,followed by a 2 weeks Dubai visa...fly a return ticket to dubai at d dubai airport purchase a return ticket to dubai on royal jordan aiwyas going to istanbul,Turkey...u will be granted a visa to enter amman,jordan...pls keep all ur tickets togeda as dats d same route to lagos after u stay....ONLY IF UR VISIT TO JORDAN IS WORTH D ABOV WAHALA

In this case, I go support jungle justice o, the bastard join kidnap the poor woman, come rape am join? The e-diot might even collect ransom. Tryes are not out of place in this case.

saasala:
Jungle justice is one thing I detest so much, but for a dude like that sagged niggerrr who freely kidnapped and raped a married woman I might be forced to call for tyres and petrol, and perhaps be the first to light the lighter. I am not even happy the Mopol's gunshot hit the mutherfvcker in the knee, it should have hit him in the head straight, let him meet his complete Waterloo there and then lest he has time to turn a pastor after spending 21 years in kirikiri maximum prison.

I dont know why a man would result to rape. I cant even enjoy sex if the other party is not enjoying it as well, talk more of seeing her cry. A girl slept in my house for seven good days at stretch and didnt wanna fvck me, instead of resulting to rape, by the eighth day I bundled her bag and sent her away without giving her one naira for transport, thats the highest I can do. She still begging me to come have the fvck now, but I aint gat time again.

If I were the woman's hubby, I would beg the police to allow me bite off the cap of his pennis..Sorry I mean I would bribe the police to allow me.

I hope the police get some more info about his co rapists and arrest them asap...No Time.