₦airaland Forum

43Ronin:
Why recycle very old videos. How I wish ESN can go after bandits

Dikaveli:
Divide this country and that tribe will go on oblivion..

Everything about them is over hyped and over rated

Niger delta can boast of oil
Same with some parts of east

North can boast of agriculture

East can boast of economy

But that noise making tribe only knows of lagos state ... I only blame other tribes that developed that state .

Yes Lagos state is Yoruba but trust me as a true delta .... Yoruba won't have more than 39% of her people in lagos
Igbos 28%
Others 15%
Then people born on the street that doesn't know their parents may be they are Igbo,Fulani ,Efik, ibibio,urhobo ,ijaw ,bini etc are 8%

But those lousy oil soup urchins will be on nairaland ranting about Lagos that's why their people in that land are wayward .


I just imagine our this dirty one landed himself into serious problem.

I don't even see anything portable about this urchin,

Face not portable
Character no portable
Voice not portable
What else can i say ..

As a DSS officer i wish i will lead the group to arrest this idiot honestly i will waste him and say he ran into lagoon

jmoore:
APC Buhari gave Bokoharam and ISWAP permission to release the terrorists in Kuje Prison under the guise of prison break.

satandeterrible:
Thank you for this.

nenyewrites:
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Responsibilities include:

handling customer complaints and queries.

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recruiting, training and supervising staff.

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judedwriter:
I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
— Songs of Solomon 1:5

Now if Solomon wasn't ashamed of his black skin why would our black skinned ladies battle with inferiority complex?

gloryhomemaker:
Na dem dey chow all my cooking.

Multiplier7:
That's the beginning!

Talk more if he nears South East or South South.

eduman07:
Hello house...
Pls am have a serious issue with my car vw fsi 2.0..
The car stops on motion and will not start.
So used a scan tool which shows this codes
1) P2540 low pressure sensor (g410) impulsive signal.
2)p1003 sensor for box (g295) signal too low
3) p2279 leak in intake system .
I do experience hard start sometimes even when engine is warm.
Please i need help and suggestions.
Has anyone experience this and how it was solve.

MadamVanessa:



Why should they step down for him? give me one reason? igbos are not cowards, they face the Battle instead of running away. If they loose ,let them loose honourably.

Tonim:

Jones4190:
APC = PDP, Prove ?
ANSWER
Since we know they are both parties, The 2nd "P" in PDP is a constant and so may not be included in the equation. OR we may as well say APC"P" = PD"P"
"P" = Party
Divide both sides of the equation by the constant "P".
Resulting in APC = PD
This means that if A+P+C = x, Also P+D must be equal to x
Meaning A+P+C = P+D
Using the alphabet A -Z numbers, whereby A = 1 and Z=26
Substituting letters with their corresponding numbers.
A,P,C = 1,16,3
P,D= 16,4
A+P+C = 1+16+3 = 20

P+D= 16+4 = 20
Therefore APC = PDP

Hndrrxxx:
Hate that I have to be the only one to point it out but the mods overslept today and the bots got here quite early

lordkenny:
Good afternoon guys. I got a VW Passat CC 2010 yesterday. Please any one with maintenance experience and recomended oils should pls advise. I'd like to the alternative common engine oil i can go for in case the recomended is unavailable.


Thank s

SARSCoV2:
It was a Benin woman that fell from the sky. It wasn’t a plane crash.

setobaba:
Constipation and the likes, the strong erection is the least of its uses to me.

setobaba:
You’ve heard or use? Anyway drinking it alone works for so many things apart from sex.

setobaba:
I have one quick solution, go to where you can get all these local herbs drinks like Orin and water view, ask them for Cocosamba it’s sold for 250, get three and buy one energy drink mix it with it and proceed to the next round of sex 30min after drinking. Take note of my moniker so you can come with testimony tonight.bad guy...I heard about cocosamba



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Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

junior556:
never knew you were this foolish until you typed this shit