₦airaland Forum

what is wrong in wearing make-up to church?

in my opinion Christianity is a relationship btwn an individual and his God.

our God looks at our minds and spirits oh

its not when you roll around in church ,jumping up and down that will make you the most righteous or worthy person

or come to church looking like what the cat just dragged in

i don't see anything wrong in wearing make-up to church

i attend one of these pentecostal churches here and

on days when i feel like glamming up i do it, i nor send persin

how about iyo yoyo by Alhaji kollignton ayinla? " "

olanajim:
Wendymanda, Ika,

I happen to love twins and I want 3 set if my babe can take it.

You see, in yorubaland, twins are supposed to transform impoverished home to wealthy home. Won so ile alakisa d'ile alasho. But in Igbo Ora, they are achieving the opposite. Does that call for celebration?

Sure, I rejoice with them for being on world map. I think they got their priority wrong. With illeteracy and poverty ravaging their land, their preoccupation must not be how to make more twins but how to embrace family planning.

i k i n d a understand where you are coming from!

spoilt:
this town has been in the news for a while. they suspect its all the yams they eat. They consume pounded yam like crazy!

if that is so ! then am supposed to be shitting twins now! now! as i siddon for this puter!

spoilt:
ok im off to the african store to buy a carton of yams.

take am easy oh! before those cartons of yams ,gives you yam legs instead of twins

iice:
Sorry too ancient here

aww iisee have you seen this

mentalo-stalkerazzies and their ghosts shadows " " _{even under new pseudo names too}

^{carry your ancient bones and run}

spoilt:
im going to start eating more yams so that with my next pregnancy i'll knock it out in one shot and close shop!

dem tell you sey na yams dey give them twins for there? " "

olanajim:
Seriously, did the experts not observed that poverty is the second most visible feat recorded at Igbo Ora? Well, I happened to know this through my contact with them.[b] They are fertile no doubt, [/b]but the sends their kids to neighbouring locality and Lagos, due to poverty. They don't need any medal, what they need are family planning experts. Child labour is very common there.

I don't envy them at all. No one should pray for what would impoverish him or her.

yes sir! the fact still remains that them dey manufacture twins for there " "

when is the next flight to igbo-ora?

she looks cute in both pictures . you go girl!

the guy ain't bad too

loving her toasted-chestnut colored dreads

missing ma peeps back in 9ja !

debo sortin dey worry you

zamfara my ass! you this fake -hausa

a little bit of edo-state, a huge chunk of ondo- state and a pinch of imo state

_{so what state am i from?}

he ! he !

" "

@ tafari missing yah too

aww iise
hadjia M ^nangadef?
my big gambian M
genial

spoilt:
to track whose sexual arousal ejo?

the girls' arousal of course! " "

debosky:
the girl's own of course. . .and to detect signals from any aroused 'abunna' within a 200m radius of the chick

@ Ika

come to next year's Onitsha International Trade Fair, my company as the SOLE MARKETER will have them on display

i hear you! onitsha business man!

debosky:
No rings/belts or GPS Linked sexual arousal monitors connected to the neighborhood Police Station will do the trick.

nna where can i buy this device?

spoilt:
chastity rings, belts, beads and what not. what next? [/b]a chastity masks?

" " naaaaah na [b]white picket fence [/b]around the waist to maintain chastity!

spoilt:
( oh, just remembered. Some people already wear those! ) whatever happened to [b]good old morals carried in the heart?

abeg help me ask them oh!