₦airaland Forum

^{excuse me while i puke} yuck!

loved voltron defender of the universe

Mamajama:
Good move, please ban OKADA too, maybe now investors will come to Lagos

http://www.businessdayonline.com/national/1865.html

so it is molues and okadas preventing foreign investors from coming to 9 j a? LMBAO " "

how do you expect the poor masses who can't afford cars or taxis to get to their work? _{make dem go borrow winch brooms " "}

molues are cheaper and cost effective for poor peeps

ban molue? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


fashola must be outta his damn mind! banning molue

molue(funky-train) has history behind it ! what is wrong with our politicians sef? why cant he upgrade it or something?

how can he ? <sub>with all his chop and clean mouth tactics how can his brain cells function that way?

long hissssssssssssssssssssss!</sub>

shea-butter is natural and i have been using it for years on ma skin

just recently started applying it to my hair

really don't like the smell , but i love what it does for me

@topic apply it at night

Male : RMD,dayo adeneye ,chidi mokeme , Female: Dakore Egbuson ,

debosky:


@ faakay, yes you do jare, with the pose, the mouth organ and the shades. You fine pass am sef! Nothing do you. . .carry go!

" " took the words right out of ma mouth keyboard

@topic try and remove your shirt na? _{just like ski-banj so we can judge your 10 packs na so we go take sabi wella !}

LMBAO " "

this one

" "

^{recently i discovered}

Mary J Blige - No more Drama

haaaaaaaaa i remember this fruit

i used to eat this fruit like t'was going out of existence

sweet! I've always known it as Shawachop never bothered to find out the English name

awwwwwwwwww how nice! we bought my daddy a car when he turned 50 years old .


it all depends on the kind of dad he is

is he the kind of dad who does not really need anything? then all his children coming together to show their love will suffice( i think )

or y'all should simply buy him a car " "

ifyalways:
@ika what if you are already pregnant?

haaaaaaaaaa ! wahala go dey oh

what are we going to call that child? my sister? or my niece or nephew?

we've not even started talking about diseases due to siblings procreating

@topic how i love my gari?

i love ^{wu de mi} wudemi is gari soaked in water for a min of like 4-5 hours " "

after 5 hours sprinkle a likkle salt and lots of sugar

i believe i have one , i even have a special name for him^{( c o s i believe my angel is male )}

oluwagbemiga and ifeoluwa

what will i do? divorce my twin

if i aint pregnant for him yet

move as far away from him as i can ( if we live in the same country move out for him)

c o s discovering he is my twinny changes errthing!

toyinrayo:
@ikamefa
LOL. , na wa o. . . kai! but you're lucky, lots of them in naija

chai ! " " for real?

@topic personality wise the bloke must be a complete agbero

^{a dude like Lalaa in ekuro} _{a movie by funke akindele}

ha! ha! a big beer-gut!

skin as black as charcoal

he must be soo short that i can see the middle of his head!

finally his toe-nails must be crooked /wonky and very yellow

chineeeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeee God of umuahia ! is that sunny okosun

awwwwwwww! May God heal him and make him strong again

mrpataki:
Alors, vous pouvez parler français, ce qui est bon. Qui est la seule personne que vous aimez de la signalisation?

Moi?

tu? nahhhh! chaque chose est perdue dans la traduction ici " "


de toute façon je vous souhaite bien

Gamine:
i would really like to know how cases of rape in nigeria are being handled

my neighbors raped an innocent seventeen year old girl on New years day

they were two guys, brothers

Lasted three hours in the afternoon

the girl rang on their doorbell by mistake, because she was coming to visit someone in my flat
which is just directly opposite

The guys are presently iin jail
even though they tried sneaking out the next day


I don't know what sort o

and nobody could rescue the girl?

^{its 9ja now where peeps nor dey mind thier bixnix ?}

na wah oh " " peeps still dey find clifford orji?

wetin una wan take am do?

mrpataki:
@ Ika,
Please expound my comprehension . I don't seem to understand you here. Parlez vous francais?

je ne parle pas francais " "

comprendre que?

je ne sais rien

C o s i need a mini-me ! " " ^shikena!

definitely ! you g o tt a know the right kinda music though!

3 months

let me 1st of all laugh ma big butts off " "

you have partially tasted the likkle sister , you are now about to divinely taste the big sister in a holy way !

big ups to you man! omo jeun soke nisho! " "


^{what is the title of this Nigerian home - video?}