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i really don't miss the food anymore because i get to eat most of the stuff here

i miss watching all the mushin street fights

i miss listening to Good tungba -fuji


i miss all those molue rides

i miss hopping on the okadas

i miss being able to wake up in the village , in the morning , sit in front of ma fathers house and watch the sun rise from the east

twinny once in 2/3 months?

bikonu bring dat hair here ASAP

@ topic its prolly twice a month ,it depends on the style of hair am rocking for dat month

warahell!

whats with all this brangelina thingy sef?

what about the next joey on the street, in one remote corner of this earth,doing the same thing Angelina and bradd is doing?

why all this media brohaha over nothing?

^{long hisssssssssssssssssss}

it depends on how hungry i am

sometimes i do

most times i dont ^{just swallow the thing and keep it moving}

iice:
Poundo and pammi. . .

" " what a coinkidink we 're from the same village abi ?

olanajim:
Ika,
happy new you!

happy new me? erhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

kindred the family soul- far away

HIV +ve ? LMBAO

Astagafudulai! , oluwa ya wa ,ya esu! ,

na wah oh! @topic there are so many other ways of testing a guys fidelity, methinks you went too far!

if i was that Guy ,i will run away from you as fast as i can!

mrpataki:
Kai!

Could this actually be true to me

Na wa for love oh!

M'excuser ?

@ topic naaaaaaaaaah she ain't

the beautiful southy -girl is double-jointed

and she is very limber

Gawd! i wish i could bend and stretch like that

but of course too much eba and amala nor dey gree " "

her future husband better be spending top-dollars on her oh

meeeeeeen! see talent and investments rolled into one

whats all this romantic bullshit sef?

^erhmmmmmm! _{i think am in like with someone}

toshmann:
abeg, my papa go get heart attack if i bring tattoo woman home

but come to think of it, my grand mama has some ancestral tattoos in her hand?

y'all should wake up and smell the groud-nut jare tattooing is an African thingy

^{suddenly peeps dey prove oyinbo}

its as old as time itself

na today?

abegie its 2008 jare!

why not a wild and crazy proposal?

e.g the guy screams [b]marry me [/b]when you are both bungee- jumping (900 fts ) of a bridge Naked! " "

na wah oh

as a tattoed girl maself

i don't give a rat-ass what any mumsie -in law or popsie in law thinks

if my hubby to be is down with me 24/7, na all of them go waka far oh " "

what does a tattoo or piercing have to do with an individual's character?

i thank God am from a very open-minded family

if you like bring home an alien , a 2-inches weed smoking- midget " ' or a human-pin cushion

as long as you are happy with your "thing" all na carry go oh !


By the way @topic why should it be about the gals?

what about guys with tattoos and piercings?i_{n very strategic places too sef}

to stop chugging pammy so much !

@ topic for real though: to stop over-working

debosky:
@ Lady Dee don't mess up a happy home aight? Busta and me have gone through a lot and we'll make it through this

Busta love, don't let them come between us, what we have is so real and so beautiful. . .too precious to lose

I-man stop projecting your cleavage ogling ways on me, I am a decent and upstanding gent, no dirt on me

Yoruba boy she isn't interested in you so gerrout of hia and take your drunken sidekick [b]Ika [/b]with you

ntorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! " " sip slowly and sweetly on that Loserade LMAO

bia I-man osisso come and claim your wife oh!

one down how many more to go? " '

^{this race is get hotter}

debosky:
omoge or wetin call. . .do i know you?

@ lady Dee its copy it down quick so i can delete it so I don't get hatemail from all these enemies.

Busta why you gon act like that? lets be mature about this. . .we'll talk later

Ikamefa is a drunken loonie. . .give her pammy and she'll claim to be a MAN completely unreliable witness

debo you go wound!

nor be you dey follow shack the pammy?

toyinrayo:
iro lo pa. . to ri omo yoruba ni e na. . .this lady is yoruba o. . her brother I-man therefore is also yoruba

bikonu pua ne ebe a

bia i-man pkor this girl oh

toyinrayo:
you see this?? I-man sent her o. . .

sent who? munwa?

am just fighting for my isialangwa brova oh,

lady dee!

let me recommend the true igbo -blood in here

its I-man geddit?

others are abokis, congolese,even aliens sef masquerading as igbo guys " "

^{4play i don do my job oh send my peppered- nkita to my house asap!}

am a proud Libran woman

_{@topic dont know about dat dumb ish sha oh!}

^{dat is definitely not moi!}

ifyalways:
wahala dey oooooooh
all these for lady dees attention
I-man is authomatically exempted from the race.
abeg oooh i be a full woman oooh,with two big headlights on my chests.

[b]ikamefuna [/b]why naw?
na so we see am.

lady dee listeeeeeeeeeeen
first you ma sister striaght from abia state so i wont deceive you.go for Debosky now that hes still available,hes a hot coal.too sweet and hot to be missed.

" " did i say anything? ^{am just enjoying the thread oh}

ifyalways:
can't believe this
just in a minute and this thread is going to the third page
wonderful.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lady dee, you sure know how and when to unleash the cord.
go girl,make the best out of it naw._{methinks DEBO is the best for now.hes from a ruling family,is a confirmed son of the soil,hes fine(no pimples),hes very fleunt in the language etc} debo come settle me oooh

davidylan:
Lade Dee anytime you are set. For this purpose did my mother come to visit me . . . with garri, alligator pepper, palm oil. When can we come and present kolanuts to your family?

I hear bride price in igbo land is now expensive. . . Debo cannot pay.

debosky:
that one easy na water

you wan shallenge Onitsha boy?

see this isi okpukpu wey dey talk oh!

Lady Dee verily verily I say unto you. . .You are the correct Lolo for me.

no mind this charge and bail lawyer I-man oh, he is congolese just masquerading as Igbo. Go to Establishment. . .he is the one always dancing makossa on stage every friday

davidylan:
Lade Dee anytime you are set. For this purpose did my mother come to visit me . . . with garri, alligator pepper, palm oil. When can we come and present kolanuts to your family?

I hear bride price in igbo land is now expensive. . . Debo cannot pay.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=102773.msg1807189#msg1807189 date=1199058224]@David

My ancestral links can be traced to the first settlers on Igbo land.I have DNA evidence

@poster

Never mind these Fulani,Hutu and Tutsi impostors .Some of them are not even Africans.

I am so Igbo,my passport says Igboman.[/quote]see Nairaland boys oh una see cute-girl all of una don begin yarn non-sense " "


_{this place is going to be fun
sits on a mat , shacking her pammy slow and steady}

9ice - gongo a so ^{( i think am addicted to that song)}

Owoayo:
The Best Rapper alive is[b] Lil Wayne[/b], His rhymes are so Witty and clever,

Hit Him With The Glock,
Put Him In A Coma,
Now What That Boy Got Uhhmm GlockComa! _(genius)