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some squids, lobsters and oysters with pasta and steamed broccoli

drrionelli:
@ikamefa:
Ah, the always-charming ikamefa! As always, it's wonderful to know that you are there to help me in my quest to improve and increase my knowledge!

Truly, your translations help me more than you know. Alas, it is very difficult to learn Pidgin, as it is so rarely spoken here in the US. But fear thee not! I shall continue to endeavor and persevere! And, while my proficiency and fluency may never attain the levels of many posters here, it is the journey, not the destination, that makes the effort worthwhile!

Would you suggest any books that would hasten my linguistic learnings?

erhmmmmmmmm if you mix more with Nigerians here in the US ,they may teach you

Barnes and Nobles actually have books you can use to teach yourself pidgin

you prolly have to order it

here check this link: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?WRD=pidgin+english&z=y&r=1&cds2Pid=9481

i hope it helps?

Enjoy!

dominobaby:
As tall as can be!

@ ika, 2 feet is like half a dwarf's size!

my dear! na gremlin and leprechaun height , i dey find oh

arghhhhhhhhhh! what a turn on! abi you sabi anyone with dat height?

iice:
Twinny. . .show her your pic! She go understand why 2 feet go work for you

twinny make i keep am for now! i dont want to blind her with my fabulous green rays

_{i've been told its too powerful} " "

iice:
6⁺⁺

nahhhhhhhhhh 2 feet i inch is aight!

Bolarge:
Visit the nearest cemetery at about 1am and recite the following:
"Osoronga, the ancient;
Osoronga, the wise;
Osoronga, the beautiful;
Osoronga, the awesome;
Arise from thy rest and we shall be one!
. . . We shall be one!
. . . We shall be one!!! Ariiiiiiiiiiiiise!!!. . . . . ."

Bingo! You got her.

huh? wetin be osoronga? i don laff fall for ground!

@topic search for her am sure you've got a list of qualities you need in a mate

start searching by dating, networking etc

debosky:
see me se wahala, no be you dey cook am? na [b]six fingered people [/b]get the talent to make the tin well well, abi una no dey taste d cooking?

LMAO " " you well so? this six fingered persin no sabi nurrrrrrrrrthiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngg

about human- suya oh " "

iice:
@Twinny. . .one time, i go send am go isialangwa jxn!

we dey expect am jare!

debosky:
na taste I taste o, after i gats to go Celestica shursh for deliverance

oghene bikorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

erhmmmmmmmmm! How the thing con taste na?

felong:
House rat na.

Creamish no be bush girl

" " _{I can't fit to talk again make we wait for creamish}

tafari:
only for ika:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSg1AxVoG1I

if your loff @cream see dat she go vex oh " "

_{i can't fit to fight oh! " "}

tafari:
words of elders are bellied with meanings. i will allow the dust to settle before i announce[b] my intention on creamish.[/b]

" "


Abi you too wan give am rat chop?

felong:
Creamish like rat well well abi she no tell you?

Just ask am so you go confirm wetin i talk.

bush rat or house rat?

debosky:
bros if you like yourself no near that place o, isialagwa na the human chopping center for naija o, them go use you do isi-ewu one time!!

How you take sabi dat one? you don reach there , chop am before? " "

felong:
Levels pass levels.

Na mi win so i go kill rat for Creamish weh we go use chop. e bi like say the poison weh i put for kitchen, rat don chop am. na the rat weh i wan give Creamish make she use cook soup for me .
You mean I and her right
I never hid my identity so it isn't news

" " omo na ya level of crase i dey yarn oh!

are you dreaming or what?

chop rat? O Pari oh

one lewd song like that by obesere

shuo! see levels oh!


" "

amala iya lanko with gbegiri and ewedu

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yes na wetin happen to zuzu?
this place still dey?

drrionelli:
@iice:
My dear, it so pleases me that you and the ever-delightful ikamefa afford me your attention as you do!

However, I don't understand what you mean when you say: pesin go chop am o!

I trust that this is one of the many native Nigerian languages that I've yet to learn. May I implore, beseech and, if necessary, beg that you provide me with a translation? It would greatly contribute not only to my personal edification, but also to my continued enjoyment of this thread!

Drrionelli how have you been? its been a minute


persin go chop am oh is 9jerin pidgin English for : some one will eat it oh geddit?

i thought you were learning our pidgin English?



@twinny how far persin wey wan meet you

shuo!

wey hin dey?

abeg send am to isialangwa jxn i dey wait am! " "


_{for the benefit of rionelli i said my twinny where is the person wanting to meet you? shuo!(exclamation)(no meaning)
where is he? please send him to me at isialagwa junction, am waiting for him}

Esss:
Ikamefa, If award dey for who crase pass. You and Tafari go dey drag the gold medal.

And who be all this new crase people wey I dey see so?

nahhhhhhhhh i leave the medal for tafari

hin own crase no get label, category or level

as for you esss no be today i don tell you

you too crase wellu wellu

the level don dey rise

@ felong i no wan belong to that crase family oh

am an independent consultant

but na crase pass

@esss i don laff die

i love your analysis " "

Esss:
I have decided that I will date a cream girl then send her for two years DT (domestic training) with my mum and grandmum. The first year will be with my mum, the second year will be with my grandmum. If she can graduate with a second class upper, then we will get married. but anything below that, sorry.

which proves @ snazzys post then!

"the way to a mans heart is through his bloody stomach"

e don tey ! " "

in fact its part of their culture

huh? your husband is seeing his ex?

and he is going with your child? huh?


huh?


see if i was in your position my husband can't ,i repeat can't be seeing his ex for anything

not even be taking her phone calls right in front of me

not to talk of taking my child to see her

tufiakwa!

MILITIA:
I see! Is it possibile to "catch" nose too?

" " erhmmmmmmmmmmmm! i can't fit to know oh!

^{let me go and check my dictionary}

mamaput:

I have never heard of a Nigerian that has had a vasectomy in my whole life.
Do you have any Children at all?

gbam!

mishoo:
Igala ti mo ran ebora Ajan si o nko?? lati ose mata seyin??
Owo re ni mo fe gba oo.
Ti o ba san owo na tan, emi o fi kiniun ranse si oo.
Eru o ba odo, eni ti yio wo dod ni eru nba !!!

ma so fun mi wipe ebora ajan o fi owo jise oh!

ajewipe gbewiri ni iranse e oh!

ni kete ti o ti gbe eran wa, ni mo ti fun lowo eran

pe e ki o beere lowo re!

catch eyez? " " of course it is very easy to catch eyez

if you have an ulterior motive! all you need to do is catch eyez left ,right and center!

mishoo:
^{you are full of mischief}

^{yah think?} " "

mishoo:
o fe soro nipa owo to je mi. owo ti o to egberun lona mewa poun. Igbawo lo fe san ooo?

owo ke? awon anjonu mi n so fun mi wipe mi o je o lowo oh

sugbon won ni : eran kinihun ti o ba mi pa bo lati inu igbo irunmonle ,to so wipe o maa gbe wa ni won ni kin wa gba lowo e!

iyalaje:
@ikamefa, sekosi o ewolofa atooto arere. esaku ojo meta.

ojo kan pelu ! erhmmmmmmmmmmm o dabi eni wipe mo need ogun isoye die

mo ti gbagbe jare

mishoo:
Iyalode ika, o ma to ijo meta!!
Se alafia ni o wa??
E ewo la ri gbo ooo.

Allafia ni oh! iwo nko?
ogagun mishoo ani mo to gbagbe ohun ti mo fe so!

jowo ran mi leti!

" " i laughed soo hard after reading all the posts in here especially mama millie's posts

in my opinion! this story is 85% not true. how can one drunken uncle be raping to and you just lay down there like a mugu, a manamu?

did he put a gun to your head? or a kitchen knife? for Gods sake he was drunk! one kick in the nuts and the story ends ,you can make your escape, did you think of that?

to top it off you married a sterile man?

when you were raped by him ? why keep it from your husband

are you sure you were not enjoying it?

atoo to arere re oh!

atoo to arere re oh!

were o laroma

were o ni idan

were o ni style

oginni?

why you dey call my twinny?