₦airaland Forum

iice:
Twinny you go kill me oh bwahahahaha

Add all three peppers! Will give it the spice of life! 2 ounces is hot enough to match the rum!

hahahaaa before you talk sef i don add all 3 join

all my body dey pepper me

wey this persin wey dey crush you?

e don run comot?

drrionelli:
@ikamefa:
My dear, you know that where you and iice are, so too, shall I be! Especially given the nature of this thread where the two of you will take great delight in addressing such a topic!

Yes, I have a rather large tub of popcorn to enjoy throughtout the proceedings!

From what I see, this could be not unlike a "tag-team" match. However, in this case, you two are armed with your delightful wit!

I can only hope that some of the would-be opponents are aware of what a formidable team that they're going up against!

@drrionelli " " i hear you

Esss:
Omo. SOUTH KOREA!! Na wah O! Na by mistake you use reach there abi you carry your 2 leg enta embassy go collect visa? In fact I no even know say south korea get embassy for Nigeria talkless of say e get plane wey dey fly from Nigeria go there.

The next thing wey I go hear be say another person dey Iraq or afghanistan.

na today? i sabi some Nigerians living in Pakistan

spoilt:
ok ikamefa. i think im going to do it.
but i guess i'll just keep to the hair extensions . i'll just stop retouching. its going to be wierd. wonder what loverboy will think when he sees the real me?

your decision to keep the extension is aight!

at least underneath it your natural hair will start to grow out

i started growing out my perm 2 years ago

all my hair is natural now

i have done errthing under the sun to this natural hair

cut it,color it,press it,twist it

i aint going back to perms( can't even stand the thing anymore)

am loving my natural hair

i hear you


hint: 1. ^{introduce the variable X}

2. then simplify " "

tafari:
recall your yim for a national assignment!
_{i do understand}

aight will do that

Esss:
Where 2 or more crase people are gathered togerther in a thread e for good make one doctoror pastor dey in there mist.

I no know say even you follow for the crase people.

Na deliverance you need. Your Kolo don ripe.

solve this maths crase multiply by crase = ? " "

Esss:
Make we try arrange native doctor to cure some people crase.

This is a classic example of american crase.

This is another example of romantic krase

This one na evil spirit don posses am.


Make we try find cure quick quick, for all this people o!

you wey dey find solution you too crase join

Roscodaddy:
Imagine my 500th post na for craze people thread,I must to dey craze

na today? e don tey

tafari:
u ready?

awww tafari Jah - priest my yim is on sabatical oh

_{due to Neurological reasons i had to send it on a vacation}

huh?

spoilt:
ok so you guys have me wanting to go natural now.
ive always had a perm. always. don't even remember what my natural hair is like. just remember crying a lot during hair braiding when i was younger. (it hurt so bad!)
after having my baby my hair is falling out. im into serious hair extensions. maybe its time to just go nappy. i don't know. don't even know how to make the transition.help a sister here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. no more perms/relaxers, if you have them in the house trash 'em

2. depending on the length of your hair now , the kind of work you do etc, simply wash and braid hence forth(box braids,2 strand-twists,corn-rows etc)or you can rock the good old afro

3. you have to deep condition too every 2 weeks

4. as your natural hair starts to grow out( believe me the permed part will might start to shed or fall off , your hair stylist should trim off the ends to encourage new growth

5. give it time Rome was not built in a day(depending on how fast your hair grows) you should have a full ,long head of gorgeous natural hair by 18-24 months

Good Luck !

p.s: a good blow dryer is a valuable investment , as your hair gets more natural you are better able to manage it at home with it

yawning? a sure sign of crazier things to come

iice:
[color=#006600]Tafari has gone off the deep end!

Muki no worries. . .I be CIA, i get clearance

Twinny, that rum. . .hmmmm. . .that rum. . .sweet!! [/color]

magneto:
shes a 62yr old granny skeleton, look at her gaddam profile!!

who said that? i dont see no skeleton " "

iice:
Thank you jare!

no mind them they dont know you are a luxuriant, fabulous ,green frozen aww iise
hence the beauty, the fierceness , the allure

iice:
Add some hot hot pepper! And E go cure you sharp sharp!

erhmmmmmmmmm white,red or black pepper?

how many ounces?

drrionelli:
This could become very interesting--both the always-delightful iice and the ever-wonderful ikamefa in the same thread!

Ladies, the floor is all yours! I[b]'ll be watching this one from a front-row seat![/b]

oh really?

iice:


@drrionelli Grab some popcorn while you're @ it

twinny word oh! and some salted peanuts

i hear you

steve carrell is hilarious love him to bits, loved him since his daily show with Jon Stewart days, loved him in the 40 year old virgin movie too


am yet to watch it(Evan almighty) , its on my to do list though

@ omoge i love the pix above cant get enough of it " "

twinny ^{cough syrup cant help this}

Only 90% Volume Ethanol mixed with 4 bowls of goat head pepper soup can help this

my stash? how did you know about that rum?

i have been saving it! hiding it! in fact! i dont know what to say again

thou shall not toucheth my RUM

i can give you spawnny but my rum ? naaaaaaaaaaaaah mba!

Muki did you hear that?

*cough*

*cough*


*cough*

*cough*


*cough*


" "

me too i will be here

sipping on my overnight pammy!

sitting on my leopard -skin mat " "

iice:
You been no fit leave that one pass se twinny

Kolo never start!

you know me now? my mouth keyboard must yarn " "

yes oh! wait small you soon see red - hot crase

e remain small

barking mad crase i tell you! " "

jamaican crase

the zenith of all kolomental

mishoo:
iyaafin ikamefa nibo lo wa lati ijo mefa

mo lo si oke langbodo ni

se daadaa la ba yin oh!

wata gwaan ina this yard?


e kuu ipade oh!

missed yah too

gotta run!

i want my spawnie bacccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Y'all should give me my spaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnyyyyyyy

gbam!

_{waiting for the thunderstorm}

spoilt:
hot damn ikamefa? this simple statement will make them call for your public execution or upside down crucifixion . and even though you arent married and have no kids, you must be a bad mother in the making. that's how we draw conclusions these days.

anyway its good to know that not everyone lacks humour and is so uptight about nothing and is blindly judgemental.

" " na today? crucifixion? execution? make them carry go! people in here,"ve assumed soo many thangs about me its ridiculous

do i care ? nope! make them fire on!

spoilt:
lets get back to the matter at hand. tonight i will ask oga extra nicely if he can back the baby.(we get wrapper for house sef?) i really want to see his reaction! maybe heaven will fall. maybe i wont get any 'chop money' for the next 6 months. who knows. i will report back.

am waiting to hear the next installment from your soap opera oh i suggest you batt your eyelashes at him that might just do the trick

_{in case there is no wrapper/s use bed-sheets}

All this wahala c o s of the word Damn?

HOT Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm!

" "

i see all types of crase in here

Nafdac certified ones

FDA approved ones

mukina2:
i see you na . you dey comot small pieces of meat from your teeth

ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

arghhhhhhhhhhh jsdjsdsakllasla;?

whitelexi:
Wetin be spawn

my dog

^{* cough *}


pssssssssssssssssssssst!

libra-saggi " "

mukina2:
Thank God i found you . . . Mariah Carey. Joe- 90Degrees

for you "K"

" "

this is what we call smoking loff

iice:
clog boots above the knee Like go-go boots

Trousers (jeans, tailored, skin tight) and i love itsy bitsy tops oh and stilettos [

we've got the same taste

i love my tight fitted jeans( a must) anything can go on top ( from classy bra-tops to fish-nets )

not a fan of stilettos but i love my classy wedges , see-through shoes,

on bad hair days my funky wigs come in handy

iice:
[color=#006600] _{But that was in my younger days when i loved clubbing}

yes oh now adays am too knackered to even remember my own name