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lauryn:
bodi dey inside clot oh. Well,,,let's see,, we can start by You getting me that[b] $1500 Gucci bag [/b]I've been dieing to get,,,how bout that,,unh?

" " i sabi one place like that for broadway here , the knock off na like $25.00 and the guy go even help you carry am reach house

how about that?

missed yah too . mk2 is sleeping now

no kwams she will get back at you ASAP

my summer is aight!, nuttin dey, i just siddon one corner dey mellow!

How bodi now? Happy belated Baffday ^{wetin we go take celebrate oh?}

Genial:
_{*Streeeetttttttcheeeessssssssssss*}

Hello everyone!

hullo stranger?

mukina2:
ika your wedding na da bomb o see as everyone dey appear


Iice right back at ya

i see dat oh!

twinny report to mamas house ASAP "idea is need"

@topic what part of the south west

in what state/s exactly?

cant help laughing at all the posts " " just hilarious, this thread is full of

a plethora of human emotions: disgust, horniness, humor ,pretense, most of all jealousy .

Baba Ara and Osupa saheed audio cds from 9ja

mukina2:
Iice warn your twinny i go piss for hia o ' "

unfreeze the bobo . . i know you want ot really unfreeze the bobo
babes and guys say yea yeah
sisqo nikka what what

to freeze and unfreeze is iices department " "

finally he is on his way now _{i swear he just buzzed me}

mukina2:
yu dey go do wetin oya unseal those lips o . .Iiceeeeeeeeee wey you dey


talk now . .nor kill am before the wedding night o

" "

@topic ini edo? nahhhhhhhhhhh

i will not advice anybody to pay her a dime to dine with her

rather pay aki and paw paw that money

fear all you want! after all he is my loff abi?

na so so money you just dey talk?


i dont have time for that now oh!

oya i dey go do _{see yah later}

yes oh! it will be good if your king can spend also my bruv


muki aint you super woman no more? sure! you can do it jare you've gat the power


if you pick my money i go fight you oh no try am

erhmmmmmmmmm my prince said i should tell you he is on his way home

my bestest brova zuzu (i no know where him dey oh)

lauryn = plate washer of the day


plus all the Krazy peeps on the crazy thread


na the persin wey crase pass mama go shoot


_{oya ! since you insist you are a small child}

you can also be the little bride and ring bearer at the same time

i will tell my[b] mechanic[/b] to fashion out your special [b]couture [/b]dress " "

spoil who? _{you wey i catch yesternight dey smoke mjS under mama bed?}


chief bridesmaid = awww iise

Best Man= Genial

Best woman= your honorable self

Mamaput of the day= MK2

ok! ok i will send him to you guys soon

But mama did not say anything like that when i spoke to her oh

Haba! he dey come! he is rubbing my belly !

mukina2:
ika mama dey vex o

your wedding dey around the corner and you dey talk about belle?

nor kill my brother o

now he doesnt haff my time sef

my dear sister how can mama vex? when am making her and my Gambian prince happy? how can i be killing him?

are you jealous? don't be ? " "

lauryn:
Big things popping!!

Y your eye dey pop anyhow?

lorinniiiiiiiiiiiiiii i don miss you plenty, how is canada?


wey all my filfuls now?

MILITIA:
Good job Seun!!!! I love Seun for deleting all the rubbish on this dead thread!!!!! God bless you Seun!!!! We now know who the boss is! Ikamefa, oya oh---over to you! You can come back now--to resume the topic!!!!!!!

" "



i intend to raise my kids here in the U.S but every summer they are getting on the plane

going straight to my Village ( not even Lagos) they should see both worlds

its not all about ipods, burgers and cell phones, they need to go the farm to weed and

make ridges , swim in the village river like i did and live for months without electricity " "

iice:
Looketh beyond the point where the horizon meets the water There i be chilleth

thou chilleth there? then it pleases me that , i your twinny will joineth thou there

as soon as i layeth my six fingers on a big keg of pammy

lauryn:
hey pipulz,,waz been good with y'all?

mukina2:
ug hjgld klflsls

na you for carry crazy come mama house today you go hia am

but we know na you crase pass oh mama go vex for you plenty

iice why art thou looketh?

Obirin0521:
Veni, Vidi, Left in disgust.

This was one of those events, you hope won't count against your time on earth simply because it was a complete and total waste of time.

I went there with my tray of Suya & Moin Moin prepared to be as open minded as possible. The minute we, (My older sibling & her spouse), stepped through the door however, the women's eyes bored unto my ring finger and you could literally see the alarm switches in their heads go off. I kept my cool and determined not to react to the lady who took a full half a minute assessing me from head to toe then determined she wasn't going to say hello, though I stood there with what is my most disarming smile.

Fast forward 15 minutes, the hostess invites all the women into another room to 'leave these men to their politics' What in tarnation??!! Who says I don't wish to discuss politics or the socio-economic state of the average Naija back home?! Anyway, I complied and you guessed it! Baby/Husband/In-law talk all the way even though, I tried, you know I tried, to steer the conversation towards other arenas. Some of the other single ladies, my older sis and I got into other conversations, but the hostess was determined that there be no 'side bars' and kept pulling us into the general mix. Sighh.

Anyway, about an hour into this torture zone one of the 'ladies', never met her before in my life, pondered out loud why the single ladies in the room were still unattached and shouldn't we get a move on as our 'clock' was ticking and did we know we could no longer afford to be picky after all we weren't spring chickens?? That did it-Abyssus, abyssum invocta! I promptly answered we were waiting for one in three of the marriages represented in the room to end in divorce so that we could have ourselves already 'trained' husbands and it wouldn't matter about our 'clocks' as they would have already borne our kids for us. Yes, there was apoplectic silence, then all the 7 single ladies laughed their hearts out whilst some of the more reasonable married ones, (my sister was laughing her head off), tittered nervously. I left for a decent meal elsewhere about 10 minutes later with 5 of the singles, my sister and her husband with some of their friends in tow, I could take no more.

Opomulero1 I tried, I sincerely tried.

could not help but laugh so hard at the above post!

am all for meeting new peeps and networking !

depends on where you live upstate though

amma hit you up on email to find out!

Have fun though

werengator oh wa le bla nu mi oh



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDxPawzD95Q

page 7 already?

where was i?

mine!


buzz me for further clarifications

well @ topic ^{am still hoping this is a very big joke}

according to what you posted if he finds whoopi beautiful prolly what he finds beautiful
is her acting talent,her intelligence,her persona(because we all know whoppi in the beauty dept is zero) but does she care? nahhhhhhhhhhhhh she out there hustling

making her dough,doing her thingy,thang because the woman is confident.letting what she has inside shine through.

soon as you develop confidence in your self the better oh!


if you are still bothered about your physical features if you have the dough find a beauty consultant or something, learn how to dress your self, apply your make up, mannerism etc

werengator ohhhhhhhhh ! wa le blanu mi oh

Ngwon je kpekpe nabaibaji!

michelin89:
Davidylan has told me he he finds me ugly.

huh?

michelin89:
.

After 100 years of research I have found out that he thinks Whoopi Goldberg is the prettiest woman on earth.

this is a joke right?

michelin89:
I also want to be pretty so how can I get to look like her?

help me!

Honey- child! you are beautiful no -man i repeat ,no man can make you feel beautiful, its all up to you!

your physical attributes don't determine if you are beautiful or not

your beauty comes from inside!

tell anybody who can't accept you for what you look like , to hit the road!

^{all in all i still think this is a good joke !}

_{amma be back later}

iice:
Freaking bills!

omo i don tire same here oh

too much stress

felong:
This is for Ikamefa our beloved teacher https://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest20.gif

erhmmmmm @ crazy wetin be that? e resemble masquerade

mukina2:
ticha ticha i dey find you for second zone the chudrens have been bad

dey vex mama wellu

hey laydie how nearfar _{i told you didnt i?}

muki yah broom - stick reach ma side oh!

i been dey busy that is why i no pick am

wetin dey? you cool?

i go send spawny to you as per that thingy! " "


@twinny wey this congo meat na?
/

omoge:
want to join me? am going to Red Lobster for dinner now @ Ikamefa

kai why i no see this post since heh!

^{i for hop molue reach yah side fiam! " "}

omogenaija:
ikamefa forget omoge

lets go to the buka , my treat

erhmmmmmmmmm! dem get correct assorted meat? very strong akpu? or very smooth amala?