₦airaland Forum

iice:


@Twinny. . .mehnnnn give her that guy

trust me she is going to like him

Creamish:
Ikamefa. . he fine?

yes oh .he fine pass boris kodjo et all

niceuzor:
@Ikamefa

see abeg hold your peace oh??

see me ! see kwpata oh! ol' boy i hold you?

iice:
Will be there with bells on!

Creamish:
watz d dresscode?

wear what ever you like , even your birthday -suit is aight

Creamish:
will there b rice n stew?

even akpu, amala, poundo you name it we've got it

^{* cough*}

erhmmmmmmmmmmmm! @topic i get borbor for you oh ,if you are interested?

mukina2:
ryfhsjskdkeosllspdf;fofldlfkfifksld;fpf

nangadef?

calling all crazy people

there will be an a general meeting on the 35th of july

come on! come all


venue: planet pluto

transpo: mukinatu's broom stick

matters arising: choosing the [b]president [/b]of the crazy peeps

huh?

wetin i dey see so ?

some-one is tryna jazz twinny?

brooms? remote- control? the thing wey remain na pix?


aww- iise you no tell them sey you be twinny?

@jazzer " " make sure that jazz is well regulated and localized

davidylan:
not really. Its easy to spot a drama queen from 100 miles away.

the same way its easy to smell a drama king

davidylan:
Besides number 20 does not apply to you.

hummmmmm wetin you want make i talk? abeg no put words in ma mouth!

who in this world does not want hugs and kisses? even you sef ?

_{dont worry am expecting a very GODLY answer " "}

Esss:
Number one states and I quote;
So all I did was tell the truth. Or would you rather have me lie to you??

nope! the truth according to Esss abi? " "

disclaimer: the small stain on the side can be removed with 4 weeks old cow urine

gbam!


_{twinny how did i do?}

mukina2:
why you dey comot eyes twinny has crashes _{i keep gaining points daily}

na today? them neffa plenty reach !

Esss:
What did I do??

use your tongue to count the number of teeth you've got

davidylan:
You just exhibited number 16 on that list.

oh really? then you must be a drama king too if you recognize the trait

david you go wound

^{the post was directed to you and esss}

*roll eyes*

typical male talk

iyalaje:
@ikamefa, eewo irumi kojepofo. adurani o. ejeki aronusi itumo re daada. eriwipe common sense ni.

erhmmmmmmmmm

mishoo:
Ikamefa nibo lo tiri ayajo.Mu suuru ka nkan ti won ko now.a mo wipe yoruba ko se saare ka bi oyinbo sugbon ko si eni to pe ogede ooo.

Ore mi Baale richylaw, bawo ni oo. Se ara le??

richylaw:
common Ika, nibo lo ti ri ogun. Ogede,ayajo ati ofo lenu awon wolo ti n gbo yen. Anyway sha, ti o ba je be, o dabi eni wipe adura ni won fi n se fun ara won o.

Nana, yangan is agbado yiyan, ROASTED/TOASTED/SMOKED CORN IN IT'S DRIED STATE

ok o dabi eni wipe mo need ati lo brush up on my Alawiye apa kinni By J. F Odunjo

huh?

ogede ! ayajo ! ohun ofo ni mo maa n ri nibibayii?

@drrionelli

those of you who dont know spawnie

here is my cutey pie

y'all better tell somebody

twinny where are all this crushes?

all you have to do is show them that bling- blang teeth

and its a wrap

@ iice no vex jare

too much work no gree persin rest

this days na minutes i dey tiff


like you and muki and creamish tiff my rum and spawnie

i still dey sharpen my knives

i dey find better place to cut for una bodies

mukina2:
ghdyehsjsjdfjksks

its getting better . .i give the puter one dose of your rum sorry pure water

na iice drink all o i lay down beg am make she taste me ,she nor gree

she finihs off the last of[b] spwanie's legs[/b]

^{*preparing my knives *}

ffghhjjhhhhgvbb

yippeeeeeeeeeeee! virus?

i been dey wonder! aight! _{its aight now?}

nahhhhhhh you and awww iise drank it all


t'sup?

debosky:
if the 'disvirginer' is hot like molten lead, even that won't save you

shuuu!

you be fire?

except there is a hole in those clothes @ topic is safe

@topic just beware of anything hot , molten lead et all

megat12:
I'll like to know if someone can be disvirgined with the clothes on,

" " nope as long as you have your clothes on ,no sweat you still a virgin



^{Disclaimer: Beware of holes in your clothes ,both natural and unnatural ones and make sure you clothes are made from heavy-metals like lead, iron or steel}

Esss:
I think alot of people have offered you some nice places. Now you can also try the following;

1. Take your babe on a molue ride. Just sit back enjoy the ride, with all the cocroaches and rats running around you (nature), hawkers and preaches surrounding you, the ever present smell of filth and urine mixed with body odor and sweat. The anticipation of break failure and the excitement of jumping off while the bus is still in motion. Its like a ride at an amusement park.
2. Or take an Okada ride. Just the two of you on one okada plus the okadaman (very romantic). Imagine the wind in hair, other car overtaking you, the okadaman swerving in and out of traffic, police taking their 20naira at every checkpoint, hawkers surrounding you at every red light, taking in the fresh smell of waste and exhaust fumes mixed with the aroma of the okadamans shirt and body odor and don't forget the ever present thrill of falling off/having an accident and dying at any moment (with the one you love by your side). Wow!


And they said Nigerians are not romantic. _rubbish

huh? " "

primprimprim jigigiiiiiiiii

my rum?

Live free Or die hard

love! love! loved it lots of gun fire

lots of things getting blown off

and this trade mark line " Yippee Ki Yay"

Bruce Willis is still da man

debosky:
I rest my case for now, let me give afroboy a chance first

sweet dreams ladies

sweet dreams

^{twinny later oh sleep dey roll man}

debosky:
extinct volcanos dey there too, them go soon come alive

i am not claiming at all Ika, my reputation is known to all on nl, I'm just chilling on the low low now

make una no let me unleash the dragon again o (also close do them himalayas )

yeah right! not only dragons dinosaurs too

twinny freeze his balls off

who mentioned blue now? ehen !

nice pixs though!

all this pimps claiming to have the magic touch

twinny freeze them all

but debo why the cap? " "

location! location! location!

and lots of strategies

ha ha na your frost bites , and windy, frozen conditions