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^^^^^ u two up dia make una carry unah loofffff!!! wantitin comot for hia oh i dey wait for ajad hin sey hin wan dance one kind dance for me wey hin dey?, i need to clear dis space for him , oya make unah waka farrrr! miss you koo! mass you nii! ![]() |
Skidoc:bia onye nkuzi why de tin dey pain you sey dem nor make ![]() dis one wey u dey hia dey parambulate! you for carry placard enter CNN nah, enter AIT, from dia fly go BBC world service come u sure sey dat boot neffa enter yah eyes, see as you just dey salivate, dey drool for me-boots " "pele all you had to do was ask nah! ![]() |
^^^^^^ " |
i laff in arochukwu- dialect " " ^^^^^^^so wetin the email go do? yeye! |
heheheh! very unrealistic shoes the only one i like is em black gucci shoes the rest na death- trap ![]() |
those of you drooling for my cones make unah salivate well oh dem muki don chop and digest longest time so no show for unah ![]() @ajad! so na egbesu masquerade dance u fit do? ![]() u nor sabi mporkiti dance " " |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=520494.msg6860158#msg6860158 date=1285997701]ika6 and her ugly shoes don find 'em way here [/quote]come florida gators na wetin?is it a crime to love unusual shoes? ![]() nor make i vex dash you one of the shoe oh! ![]() |
i laff in creole ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ " " |
come dis ' tory don dey get k-legs oh 1st t'was hauwa, then na the secondary school gal now nah one random gal for yah neighbourhood anyway u try sha, should the events in a script or story not flow into each other ![]() spoilt:to be continued when hes had his 1st encouter, why u dey rush the guy nah? ![]() |
@ spoilt i dey hia oh abi u go chug pammy and some suya? ![]() see as dis man just dey romance hin yekini any how? chai bipolarism dey cause self straffing? ![]() |
chai! wey my pammy? hauwa ke? heard all those yarinyas sabi wella ![]() |
i laff in swahili " "what i know is most men are visually- oriented, the bigger the Tommy-bosoms, the fatter the defense the better ![]() she don't have to have a lick of sense. |
@ poster if you are bent on having a child try adoption, about the marriage thingy ,its still possible for you to get married , prolly to a widower, a divorcee ![]() the possibility of you bearing your own child naturally is next to zilch , exccept you try using hormones and all that crap,it depends on how big your pocket is and how, much you are willing to spend oh, they have all kinds of surrogacy thingies going on now, where you freeze your eggs or you could use another donors eggs and its implanted in a surrogate, using a sperm donor of course " " are these stunts really possible in 9ja sef? ![]() @ topic explore all other options open to you and stop listening to your pastor |
come wetin dey laff you ![]() i dey yarn you 'tory u dey laff? ![]() come u dey yah hut? ![]() |
forgive me lord cos i knowth not, what happened ![]() suddenly from nowhere one bingo just erhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ![]() |
i for fear ok the tin wey happen be sey erhmmmmm! erhmmmm! dat lunch ? i pack yah own for plate make i come give ohas i reach road erhmmmmmmmmmmmmm! erhmmmmmmmmmmmmm ![]() |
wey the ajad na? hin just dey come out once a year like masquerade wey dey my village ![]() ok you two above me ^^^^^^^^^ na where una waka go now! now? ![]() |
Gamine:my thoughts were: cos you are just starting out, you would want to sew the stuff yourself, to save on your capital and maximize your profit, am thinking this is a full time thingy, if you are good and bixnix improves and as soon as u hammer " " and peeps be scarmbling for "Gamine couture" then you can afford to employ tailors and all that ishi still think you should learn how to sew, cos if one of your employess ( i mean any of the tailors) you eventually employ is messing up you can correct them. anyway wetin my drunk self sabi? only overnight pammy ![]() |
https://parfumuri4u.com/parfumuri/bvlgari/omnia-100ml-dama/bvlgari-omnia-100ml-dama.jpg @ iice dis twinny thingy na wah! mine is bvlgari omnia crystalline ![]() |
Gamine:ha no vex oh wetin my ajepako self sabi about" farsion desinah"? abeg carry go! |
" "chei see fine! fine! cake thanks @ debo ![]() |
u need a tailor or sponsor? ![]() dont you wanna be able to sew the clothes u design yourself? ![]() the sponsor part i kinda understand, funds these days are hard to come by but the tailor part? hummmmmmm! ![]() |
come this fighty! fight! i nor dey oh ![]() anyway make unah hold unah side wella i wan enter one thai resturant for hia make i chop one rice wey dem dey call Bim-bim-bong " "![]() |
iice:for which side ![]() ![]() oya share am into 2 sharp! sharp! make we gauge wella! ![]() |
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! go b-baby! its my baffday go b-baby its my baffday we gon party like its me buffday we gon sip barcadi like its me baffday " " |
@ spikey thanks am actually 18 today! still outgrowing my milk- teeth ![]() @ twinnies why una dey fight na? mama sey make i give unah this ones, make una carry reduce unah temperatures ![]() [img]http://2.bp..com/_evlIKp1D64Q/SAgdNnD9ZwI/AAAAAAAACIo/Zh8Cu9XxMW8/s400/blog-ice+cream+dream.jpg[/img] |
jennykadry:[s]oh God of isi alangwa protect if Mr ikamefa ever reads this post[/s] ![]() of course am interested, the in thing now is keeping e-harems not so? come oh u said drop like water or rush like imo-river? ![]() me pix? u sure sey na me dey for that pishure? ![]() the only pishure wey i get for my life na the one with this boots on ![]() https://www.nma.gov.au/shared/libraries/images/exhibitions/nrl/the_exhibition/boots/files/22537/Boots_w250.jpg |
i nor dey drink jor nah by fux ![]() come if you nor leave me i go just commot go dance alanta nakid for backyard ! " " |
water? ![]() water? ![]() naaaah! na very strong paraga i dey find, i must gauge kia- kia ![]() |
me sef! i be he or she? ![]() i nor know oh wait! make i go check ! ![]() |
thanks ok i don order sepe.paraga, overnight pammy, ebaand ewedu na serious parry oh ![]() |
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How did you allow a cockroach to get in there? 
yeye!

i pack yah own for plate make i come give oh