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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   chei gawd!   ooooh gaa juu!      _{i  wan explode with laffta ohhhhhhhhhhhhh}  " "

as fine loff!

hungry as usual!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Nice smell.


@Topic. . .currently using 4 escada set. . .moon sparkle, tropical island, Ocean lounge, and Rocking rio [/color]

u sure sey plenty bees and mosquitos nor dey follow u?

4 at a go? " "

oh well what i use is jacquard back wigs

with natural malaysian hair, or chinese hair

arkinses:
"Ori, Ori O, Olajumoke n lo" is finally having his 15 minutes of fame

i don laff bend for hia! " "

abeg make persin remind me of this song, na who sing am?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinzie, we have a rock climbing date @ tibet next month. You don forget?
Lucky you gaining muscle tone. . .i think i see a pouch on me Midnight eating is not good [/color]

dem fit use that one carry me! _{anyway God is in control}

lace front wigs? what about jacquard back wigs?

  original 10 pack, wash-board abs , the rest na fake!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I always wear body jewelry
I sometimes take weekend trips to far away places to just have a look around. . .more than half a day is wasted on journey
I'm not a planner. If you want to take a trip. . .just call me the night before If you want to hang out. . .call me 30mins before the time
I detest when people reiterate. If you're dense. That's your own beewax. Don't play like a broken record in my ear.
It irritates me when i have to repeat myself. If you don't get it once. Too bad. You can try another number. . .maybe you'll be lucky next time.[/color]

baaaad gal!

@ topic

am gaining back my muscle tone!

i don't like to shave my legs i guess i have something in common with Monique

all i wanna do these days is travel

bungee jumping, rock climbing, sky diving they're all looking and sounding real-good to me this summer

just found out: patron and a shot of lime is a powerful antidote to a boring work related-meeting

"  "


after a hard gruelling day the posts in here had me in stitches!!

even the thread title na die  !

where is it written that: self-servicing is prohibited in public? ?

the girl has gone loco! period!

she needs deliverance! 

^{twinny u dey hia? how u take survive the opata wey some people dey yarn hia!}


@ topic

the main thing is that ,he is moving out, silence is Golden!

[flash=500,300]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/iwYwE3AI4lQ[/flash]



^{am on a meiway high, make una hold me oh!} " "

kinky twists

_{5 hours for kinky twists? never again}

awwww! nice  me likey! likey!

but erhmm for those of us with apple  bottoms 

those strings up there won't suffice

they're nice and ish for skinny or boyish bodies

[flash=525,330]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/T186T5c_OhM[/flash]

https://www.sureshotsfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/728xl.jpg

despoil koo! amend ni i

rumour mongers!

OMG! this poor chile!

is she drunk on shepe? or high on weed/ mushroom?

i nearly fainted with laughter watching her anttics " "

nicki minaj  that ghetto booty is a dead giveaway!

though kelis is a likkle crazy too, she is kinda slimmer , her backside aint that big!


my 2nd guess is erhmmmmmmmm trina!

purple toe nails or orange?

[flash=535,325]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/psp3sCmwPOI&feature=related[/flash]


dedicated to me twinnies

Richfella:
[s]Hi Gbenga darl,

Will you date me? Am available. You didn't specify if you wanted a male or female partner and since you're so ultra-modern to seek dates through online adverts and on a forum for that matter , you might just be modern enough to swing both ways .[/s]


Lol, more seriously. Posting a dating advert online generally says, "am not confident, I am too timid to approach women in the real world, please will anyone do me a favor by dating me?" Is this the kind of message you'd really want to pass across? I think most women want to go out with men who have balls - even tiny ones (Better half-a-loaf than no bread!).

Granted, it might get you a girl (there are of course many desperate women at the end of their biological tether). However, this present approach will not be effective in getting you the 'quality' of women you really do want.

Go out there, in the real-world, and talk to girls, make friends with them and ask them out. Worst-case-scenario, you'll get a girl for every 20 you ask out. Most times, when you're 'disadvantaged' it's a numbers game. Just keep your funnel full and sooner or later several of then will fall through.

You'd become more confident, you'd get a better deal and you'd earn more respect too.

Finally, let's all be reasonable here sha. If you ask 50 Beyounces out, it's most likely that they will all turn you down - except you are also in their 'class'. You see, there's a thing in dating/relationships called EQUITY. You have to match your partners strong attributes with other strong attributes of your own. If not, there'd be an imbalance and your union will unfailingly collapse.


[list]
[li]Beyounce + Jay Z/Michael Jordan/Beckham/Warren Buffet = Workable/Very Likely[/li]
[li]Beyounce + Omorapala = Not working[/li]
[li]Omorapala + Omoroforofo = Excellent![/li]
[/list]

**Please what does omorapala and omoroforofo mean? - If they really do mean something

i don laff piss for body! yeparipa see analysis " "

khia is an overweight has been jare, the agbaya should go and sit down!

she is saying Nicki has no talent? 

watched her on a reality show a few years back , she was awful!!

she should let Nicki enjoy her 15 minutes of fame " ' whats her ish, she enjoyed her own 15 minutes abi?

talking about hair she chose to go natural, why is she knocking Nicki for all her crazy wigs?

khia should concentrate on what she knows best!    fading into obscurity

http://the-bocks.ning.com/photo/2594309:Photo:12759

mukina2:
War - Jay Sean

_{hi sweetie ika}

dr sid and wande coal - winchi winchi <sub>( i think am addicted to dat song)

aww mukina i don wait u tire

ttyl later!</sub>

Da grin - kondo!

dr sid and W.C- winchi winchi

P-E-R-V-E-R-T  !

so cos dem deport am from libya na to begin hammer  all the small! small pikin around him?  na wah!

e be like sey 9ja police don panel-beat him face small ,see  him eyes as dem red!  

davidylan:
lol dont we read this about anyone who dies? He wont be remembered beyond next yr . . . its a testament to man's fickle and selfish nature.

" " dis boy u get small crase!

just when i was begining to enjoy him