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Explorers:
Jack was placed in a cell 2×2 with one window at the top of the wall.

The window was big enough for him to go through it but too high for anyone to reach it.

The cell was empty.

It had nothing in it, except a shovel.

He had only two days to break out.

How will Jack escape?

Jack had a shovel, he could use that to dig around for sand and mould it high enough to reach the window. That's his only chance and two days will even be more than enough.

Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

since it was the detective that opened the windows of the first and second floor, he knew it was not suicide because if the dead man has committed suicide by jumping, he would have opened one of the windows so as to jump from there.

Most bosses and employers in this country are mad. They have little or no consideration for people working for or under them. Employees are just like mere slaves to them.

whitewalkers:
my broda most Nigerian guys don't even have time for pre-intimacy or romance. Once their woman goes naked all they do is loose their belts and pull off their clothes with fury and uncontrollable force and plunge deep into a dry honey pot. And I believe not all my points can be applied to our local girl here but at least there are some you should try someday you will tank me later.

Most of the girls of nowadays are already hardwired. No need for trial sef because we all know kolewerj

Unrealistic. Copy and paste. Not applicable to Nigeria women

School

Hmmm

Everybody has what drives bim/her crazy

KingsJohnson:
Lol, Aso Rock nko

Heard a lot goes on dere

yes o

gabinogem:
broda dat na one of those things wey make me feel say marriage na one overrated institution.

honestly, it is and that's why it breeds alot of problems.

bluecircle470:
Leave dem, dem go meet d1 wey go beat dem go great beyond.

naso nqh but it can hardly happen cuz they use a term called safe words.

So someone cannot market her goods in peace again. Marketing gone wrong

Hmmm, always excuses

kimbraa:
Are you perfect?.

Nay, far from it but I am constantly under construction. Mistakes and corrections make us better.

Let me quickly call lalasticlala

Safiaa:
Marketing strategy.

Heloct:
Lol. You are advertising what you're selling. Nice though.

Lolxx

Most are just too adamant to take to correction. Their mind has been wired to tag you as frustrating their lives when you complain about their actions. Women are like cross, bear it and if you can't bear it any longer, let someone else bear it.

The man cutting up this snake really knew what he was doing. A pro in snake butchering. Nice one.

Seems NK needs more people to at concentration camps

Hmmm

For gullible sheep or what

You no wan couple's life

julietkcee:
#trust... Also needed..

Just knw that there r many tinx that comes with being a virgin.. Kk

I know but many are not virgins at heart. Some uncontrollable circumstances led to some being a virgin. Some end up making baf wives. I mean really bad unrepentant wives.

I did it. Yes, I did it. I did nothing.

Let's see how it unfolds. His problem ... His headache

Hmmm

The only haunted places in Nigeria are dreaded shrines.

julietkcee:
buh it is one of them

A whole lots of compatibility factors come into play. Virginity only strengthens trust, it's just an addon.

Chascop:
The summary of the whole thing - "Stay away from Premarital sex".

I'll share a story of how a lady almost lured me into committing such act but thank God I knew my stand..


Back then in 2011, during my university days. There was this lady I used to teach some things(like, I always join my lecturer to class when ever he fixes a class so I used to assist him). Back then, there was this lady I assisted with just a little token just to help her life ooo, infact I help any of the students who has any issue ; academically and sometimes financially depending on the degree of the need.

A day came; this lady in question invited me to her lodge and with my church mind, I jejely went to see her oo.. we talked and talked, sharing different stories of life and some few stories.

I spent like an hour before I left her. That day nothing happened ooo but each time I visit her, she always take my shoes inside (me didn't suspect anything ooo but to some extent, I didn't feel so so comfortable) .


After 2 days, I revisited her but this time around, I told my friend to accompany me because I was not so comfortable anymore. I got a call from her telling me how sick she was.

Fast-forward, I told my friend to escort me immediately (I decided to visit because she told me she was sick so for my church mind ooo, I say make I go see sick person na).. When we got to her room, she was really lying on the bed like a sick person so I wanted to rush out and get some drugs for her but she said No, she doesn't like drugs so I relaxed.


Not quite long, she rose up and we started discussing and talking (for my mind I was like, ' no be person wer say im no well be ds?'),.


This time around, It was getting late so I told my friend I was tired and it was time to go back but to my surprise, the girl in question boldly said NO. say we never even stay 1hr. Say we no fit go nw.

I was like what's ds one saying. I concurred to some extent but something happened. She started making some funny moves oo because I sat on the bed with her.

next move was crossing her legs to mine. That was the moment I knew something was up.

Immediately, I stopped her from doing that.

Could you imagine that this girl told my friend to go get her some drugs because the symptoms of the sickness (headache and fever was being felt all over her system) , I knew it was a lie but didn't catch up the plan. I volunteered to go get the drug oo but she said no, but insisted that my friend goes.


Alright no problem, I allowed my friend go. immediately my friend stepped out, she brought my sandals inside and bolted the door. That was when I knew something is about to happen so I prayed in my heart for Grace to overcome this temptation because I vowed never to touch any lady that's not legally married to me. Never will I do such.


immediately she bolted the door, she pushed me down to the bed and each time I want to rise, she wouldn't let me be thereby holding me so tight. It was like a movie scene oo.. so serious.

next thing, she started rubbing my palms(like sex sign). I stopped it and confronted her but the response I got was shocking because she said I caused it.
I asked how but she responded again saying that I made her develop strong feelings for me. I thought of how I did that and I know very well I didn't do anything that warranted that. The lady no gree me ooooo..


see pushing. the one that shocked me more was wen she raised my hands towards her boobs but thank God I didn't touch it. When she noticed I wasn't interested, she said it boldly that 'I must sex her and kiss her because I caused it..


for my mind I said tufiakwa, which kind devil be ds kwanu. Oh God, you have to save me.. as if dt one no do, ds lady was about removing her cloth wen I rushed to dt door and unlocked it... na so I escape ooo...


While running down, I met dt my friend while he was returning so I told him to run oo..


naso we take reach our lodge oo.. I sent a text to the lady immediately telling her how disappointed I was but to my greatest surprise, she wanted to shift the blame to me, saying that I insulted her via the sms.
she observed that I was so so angry and I knew my stand, so she started apologizing saying it won't happen again and I should take her as my own sister but I never wanted to give the devil another chance so I told her never in her life call me again except she doesn't want to see anything good in her life.


That was how I disconnected myself from her..



Biko, what ever I typed here is exactly what happened.

you are the naija version of the biblical Joseph. In fact, you are Joseph 2.0

See lie for your mouth. You contacted gonorrhea and destiny did not have it. Did you get her tested. Maybe it is your destiny for destiny to give you gonorrhea Thank God destiny did not change your destiny by giving you HIV. Go to a hospital and get yourself treated.

Wetin den no go do finish