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CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson Ranks Highest-paid Dead Celebrities For The 7th Consecutive Year by Ikem11(m): 11:51am On Nov 01, 2019
This the only reason mJ was murdered... For this particular reason.

Don't quote me if u don't know wat am talking about.
PoliticsRe: Can EL-Rufai Win Tinubu in a presidential Election? by Ikem11(m): 11:46am On Nov 01, 2019
Why on earth must u form a state who can't fund or contribute to growing of economy?

That's scam
PoliticsRe: Can EL-Rufai Win Tinubu in a presidential Election? by Ikem11(m): 11:45am On Nov 01, 2019
nairalandankrah:
Some states lack that capacity
If some states lacks the capacity they should merge with bigger states next to them to form a state
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Dangote-Obama Hoax Confuses Americans. by Ikem11(m): 7:09am On Nov 01, 2019
I been think say na dangote pics I dey see so
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Frustrating My Life by Ikem11(m): 9:27am On Oct 26, 2019
Bible said he that find a wife ( God's hand is off it) God expects us as humans to find a wife and He will bless the marriage since man blamed Him for finding him a wife.

If your pastor keep giving you advice to stay in a marriage that u see is about to end your life better stay away from such a pastor.

For good 8yrs u experiencing a woman who uses knife on you and u expect change? Na wa o
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Frustrating My Life by Ikem11(m): 9:20am On Oct 26, 2019
freethesheeple:
lol....If u die she will change naaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....The biggest scam is expecting a bad woman to change to good..Never possible.
Imagine! That guy is not a man honestly.. Who told him a bad woman change? A bad woman is like the heart of devil nothing change.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Frustrating My Life by Ikem11(m): 9:17am On Oct 26, 2019
I don't like reading this kind of stories from weak men. How can you be handicapped in marriage with a woman you paid her bride price.

Oga you dey jobless and your life depends on that woman that's why the only option you can think about to end a married u willingly entered is to vomit suicide.

Even God go build new hell fire for u cos u not worthy of being a man he made you.

You and your likes are disgrace to manhood.

What lead you to a stage you can't make decisions in your home? What stupid weakly love did u enter?

Man up fool and take charge of your home... Even if u can't break your marriage can't you leave the house for her and relocate and start a new life?

Iti mpataka!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Russia With Governors Of Ekiti, Gombe, Zamfara (Photos) by Ikem11(m): 12:06pm On Oct 22, 2019
oyin44:
The Russian used to sweeten food and drinks a lot.too sugary. Well,the russian government has always supported nigeria against boko haram
Putin hate terrorism personally.
CareerRe: Don't Fall For The Pressure, Everyone Has A Different Timeline by Ikem11(m): 12:04pm On Oct 22, 2019
SmilingScorpion:
Life na turn by turn.
Only if they can calm down... They will understand truly life na turn by turn.
PoliticsRe: If Sowore Was Igbo, He Would Have Been Out By Now’ – Reno Omokri by Ikem11(m): 8:48am On Oct 22, 2019
I wil say something later
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am Tired...someone Should Help Me Before I Kill Myself. by Ikem11(m): 8:05am On Oct 22, 2019
Heineken:
Am seriously suffering. At 31 am still squatting. Am through with my service since 2014 but still no job. Am more than depressed... Am perplexed and am not thinking well. At my age I don't have even 1000 in my account. To eat, I have to visit friends...most times is just only breakfast and water at night. I don't want to die this way.. Am not happy. I applied civil defense. Don't know if anyone can help me.. Or any job.
Get a placard, write a BIG BOLD WORDS OF SUICIDE, borrow 5k from any of your best friend (tell him u will pay double in 1week time)

Head to Abuja station near you... Position your face towards any government busy area.

Call anyone u know to do a live video with your phone while displaying the placard sign ( you suicide warning should be alarming)

Trust me after doing that u will see wonders... Your river of money shall be overflowing
EventsRe: Wizkid's South African Female Fan Wants Starboy Fest Hold In SA, Nigerians React by Ikem11(m): 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2019
IronGalaxy:
So just because I have a different option that means I'm talking trash?lol, sorry man I'm not here to stroke your overblown egos
Your opinions shouldn't be an insult to others. There are better ways to express your views rather than insulting Nigerian musicians.
EventsRe: Wizkid's South African Female Fan Wants Starboy Fest Hold In SA, Nigerians React by Ikem11(m): 1:24pm On Oct 21, 2019
IronGalaxy:
You own this forum or...?
As long as you in this forum learn to respect Nigerians and don't comment trash here again

That's last warning.
EventsRe: Wizkid's South African Female Fan Wants Starboy Fest Hold In SA, Nigerians React by Ikem11(m): 1:19pm On Oct 21, 2019
IronGalaxy:
Die to be with one? Retype the gibberish
I believe you got the message already.

Disappear from nairaland I believe you got forums in your country otherwise I will ban you.
Asshole!
EventsRe: Wizkid's South African Female Fan Wants Starboy Fest Hold In SA, Nigerians React by Ikem11(m): 1:04pm On Oct 21, 2019
IronGalaxy:
Nigerians like feeling themselves too much why's that? Every little is an opportunity to flex! I see the same from Nigerians asking the likes of Nasty C on Twitter to perform in Nigeria so please. Your music is not even all that to begin with.
What I don't get is that u peeps hate nigerians but die to be with us. Why are you in nairaland if our things don't fancy you?

Ole buruku!
PoliticsRe: Second Niger Bridge Suffer Setback As Host Communities Demand For "Entitlements" by Ikem11(m): 7:31am On Oct 21, 2019
MetaPhysical:
You sabi my people too much. grin grin

All these steel and concrete means nothing of value to them. When they heard the bridge will cost 2billion naira their mind started working on how to share the money.
THEIR MIND? "you know my people"
PoliticsRe: FG To Construct Coastal Rail That Will Terminate In Onitsha by Ikem11(m): 1:18pm On Oct 20, 2019
Rail to Abuja? Why not to Lagos? What concerns east with Abuja?
PoliticsRe: Ghana Trade Union Vote To Ban Made-in-nigeria Products Following Border Closure by Ikem11(m): 7:22am On Oct 20, 2019
psychologygh:
****

When Ghana locked just 400 Nigerian shops in a town in Kumasi alone,your government and trade unions were organizing protest at the ECOWAS office crying xenophobia and free trade buh you're here shouting Giant of Africa because you have unilaterally closed your borders to starve yourselves to death. GUTA had always hated you since Kwame Nkrumah and you have foolishly gave them a chance to eliminate you from Ghana. For your information millions of Nigerians live in Ghana and do trade of imports and exports. GUTA was the one who locked all your shops in Kumasi. Now tell me,Ghana exports goods worth just 80 million dollars to Nigeria for a country who exports 17 billion dollars worth of goods outside, less than 0.5% goes to Nigeria buh Nigeria exports goods worth 303 million dollars to Ghana in a year.If Ghana bans your goods,tell me who loses more.The minister is just a diplomat who knows how ugly it will be if Ghana retaliates so she's going diplomatic first to tell you to comply ECOWAS protocols .Warning to your country if you refuse her diplomatic settlement. Ghana never needs Nigeria.
Will you keep quiet! That Nigeria remained calm when their citizens shops were closed doesn't mean they are handicapped.

If by any means Nigeria decide to look Ghana as enemy you guys are finished and not only you cos if we retaliate the heat willl affect all ecowas countries.

You Ghanians should get your chill pills cos we only closed borders for goods smugglers.. Genuine country goods still pass the border with good investigation.

Why crying unless you smuggling goods into Nigeria
PoliticsRe: IMF Backs Nigeria On Border Closure by Ikem11(m): 7:47pm On Oct 19, 2019
Difrent:
@the bolded, it's the ibos who think others are foolish , I pray you will also realize that before its too late.
You are here forming I support the border closure when you already said you hate the man not because of party or anything, the why do you hate him? Ask yourself this question and reflect deeply, maybe your eyes will open to the lies you have been fed all this while
You are very delusional. So because someone don't like you means they hate you? Like your comments makes me not to like you but doesn't mean I hate you so try get your act together..

Me not liking buharis admin doesn't mean I hate him as a person.. I guess you too dumb to comprehend
PoliticsRe: IMF Backs Nigeria On Border Closure by Ikem11(m): 4:44pm On Oct 19, 2019
alhassanyusuf29:
Chai!! Nyamuri flat.heads won't like this! Their RadioBiafra statistics goes contrary to this grin

How can IMF say this after ibo gave Donald trumps 60% votes
How foolish and naive you sound.

Am Igbo and I never like buhari administration not because of party or anything but on the issue of border closure, I personally endorse it cos the reason behind it seems genuine and will benefit the well being of (people)

Igbos are not foolish as u think... I pray one day you will realize that before its too late for you
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David E. Wilson Sex Video Scandal Goes Viral by Ikem11(m): 4:51pm On Oct 18, 2019
From the inner thighs and V part of the woman I can tell she is fat chocolate woman in late 40s....

Show me this pastors wife and I can tell if she is the one or he is cheating grin
CrimeRe: Southwest Governors To Unveil Operation Amotekun by Ikem11(m): 10:46am On Oct 18, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Please which one is Operation Amuetoka/Amuatoka again?
Why you come turn am to "peniz sweet"?
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Inspects Trains Built For Nigeria In China, Takes Delivery Of More by Ikem11(m): 9:38am On Oct 18, 2019
zikter:
I think we have not attained the level for using such, both in terms of technology, affordability, etc. I believe such a train will cost us more in buying, maintenance and what have you, and you cannot charge high fares needed for operating this. We love good things but believe me, they don't come cheap. The standard of living in countries you see these is well higher than a poverty stricken country like ours. We just have to accept that, some things are not feasible for us for now. We have too much unnecessary current expenditures leading to limited resources for capital expenditures. Base on the current situation of things, this is just the best, in anticipation of improvement.
You are right though
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Inspects Trains Built For Nigeria In China, Takes Delivery Of More by Ikem11(m): 8:40am On Oct 18, 2019
EgunMogaji2:
Same reason that made you eat at Mama Put instead of at Federal Palace Hotel.
Talk sense small abeg
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Inspects Trains Built For Nigeria In China, Takes Delivery Of More by Ikem11(m): 8:32am On Oct 18, 2019
Why can't u guys order a design like this? Must u always go for this old catapillar trains design that was used for world War 11

EducationRe: Some Popular Grammatical Blunders. Every One Has Made At Least Two Times by Ikem11(m): 8:08am On Oct 18, 2019
dickofglory:
Some popular Grammatical Blunders. Every one has made at least two times

Not too late to learn

1. You're taking it personal (wrong)
You're taking it personally (correct)

2. He is matured (wrong)
He is mature (correct)
He has matured (correct)

3. The reason is because (wrong)
The reason is that (correct)

4. Night vigil (wrong)
Vigil (correct)

5. Traveling bag (wrong)
Travel Bag (correct)

6. As at when due (wrong)
As and when due (correct)

7. Be rest assured (wrong)
Rest assured (correct)

8. I'm hearing you (wrong)
I can hear you (correct)

9. My names are (wrong)
My name is (correct)

10. All manners of (wrong)
All manner of (correct)

11. She delivered a baby boy (wrong)
She was delivered of a baby boy (correct)

12. Lacking behind
Lagging behind (correct)

13. Crack your brain (wrong)
Rack your brain (correct)

14. Return it back (wrong)
Return it (correct)

15. Ghana comprises of 10 regions (wrong)
Ghana comprises 10 regions (correct)
Ghana is comprised of 10 regions (correct)

16. Wake keeping (wrong)
Wake keep (wrong)
Wake (correct)

17. Exercise patience (wrong)
Be patient (correct)

18. Barbing saloon (wrong)
Barber shop (correct)

19. I forgot my phone at home (wrong)
I left my phone at home (correct)

20. Borrow me your pen (wrong)
Lend me your pen (correct)
May I borrow your pen (correct)

21. More grease to your elbow (wrong)
More power to your elbow (correct)

22. Funny enough, I've never liked him (wrong)
Funnily enough, I've never liked him (correct)

23. My body is scratching me (wrong)
My body itches (correct)

24. Letterhead paper (wrong)
Letterhead (correct)

25. I'm not your mate (wrong)
We're not mates (correct)

26. You're mannerless (wrong)
You're ill-mannered (correct)

27. Horn at the car in front (wrong)
Honk at the car in front (correct)

28. Happy birthday in arrears (wrong)
Happy belated birthday (wrong)
Belated happy birthday (correct)

29. I will sleep at 10pm (wrong)
I will go to bed at 10pm (correct)

30. Just when I thought I have seen it all (wrong)
Just when I thought I had seen it all (correct)

31. First come, First serve (wrong)
First come, First served (correct)

32. I have a running nose (wrong)
I have a runny nose (correct)

33. Working Experience (wrong)
Work Experience (correct)






add yours to the list
Op you forgetting the fact there is diff between English and pidgin. Most of the things u said there na pidgin English o not English...

Not that nigerians don't know how to speak good grammar just that they mix it with pidgin
HealthRe: Doctors In Saudi Arabia Remove Tweezers Stuck In Man's Penis For 4years by Ikem11(m): 10:17am On Oct 17, 2019
Wait, let me get something straight. A metal object like that stuck in his big P part for 4 years?

Me reasoning: a delicate part like that will swallowen in 1 week and definitely with severe pains...

2. The wound alone will get infected and will even result to smelling cos of some ( you know)

3. In 1 year that part suppose don't cut off by it self

4. How did he survive for 4years?
EducationRe: What Is Next For Me After Withdrawal From The University? by Ikem11(m): 4:32pm On Oct 16, 2019
JasOnKruegEr:
I was on 3.7 bro, I had financial issues and wasn't able to register, I had to repeat my Siwes. I deferred, repeated Siwes, only for the dean to tell me I have been withdrawn from the university because I didn't register for two consecutive semesters. After I paid 50k for registration and written deferment, I never knew my hod didn't pass it to Senate. That's my mistake bro
Am sorry for your predicament. Don't give up try take jamb again moreover no end to education and no age limit . I wish you good luck
SportsRe: Who Poses More Danger: Messi Or Ronaldo? (With Photos) by Ikem11(m): 11:42am On Oct 16, 2019
Those judging a player by those pics certainly knows nothing about football.

Messi and Ronaldo are two different players.

Messi is a dribbler
Ronaldo is a danger


If Messi is with the ball, what comes to mind is follow him cos he can dribbles all

If Donald is with the ball, please rush and build a wall he can fire from anywhere.

So who is more dangerous?

To me Ronaldo is cos he is unexpected player who u can't predict what he can do at any given point in time

Messi is a one way pattern player... "dribble and pass for goal or go for goal"
EducationRe: What Is Next For Me After Withdrawal From The University? by Ikem11(m): 10:16am On Oct 16, 2019
trilacos:
so because he ask that question,he did not know book,some people are not that informed.you need to reorientate yourself.
From what he asked simply means he was studying lower course for 3years why he want to advance to higher course?
CultureRe: Igbo Priest Teaching Americans How To Sing In Igbo Language by Ikem11(m): 10:12am On Oct 16, 2019
Igbo di oke onu!
Igbo Amaka umunne m!

Biko unu bu ndia no na obodo oyibo, kaba n' ahu n'aku zi um'unu Igbo
PoliticsRe: Ghana Resorts To Diplomacy To Get Nigeria Border Opened by Ikem11(m): 9:19am On Oct 16, 2019
psychologygh:
And you think Ghana cares about 80 million dollars. Our free SHS alone cost us 500 million dollars in just one year.One Ghanaian business man is worth times ten of that 80 million dollars. It's chicken change in Ghana. You should buy boko haram and tame them rather or better still,buy Niger Republic and let them stop controlling your country. Stupid talk.Do you know the worth of goods Ghana exports a year alone.That 17 billion dollars will fund 70% of your 25 billion budget for 200 million cows,sorry people.
Then keep quiet and stop crying online.

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