Popular Nollywood Actress Eve Esin and Actor Segun Arinze are said to be the Nollywood stars with the biggest eyeball. Well to clear people's doubt especially Nigerians, Actress Eve Esin who hails from Oron in Akwa Ibom State, took it upon herself to do a short video of the Eyeball competition and posted it on her Instagram page.
This is a little bit scary (to me bcoz their eyeball are too big for my liking) and funny at the same time but Please help me to judge ooo. Who won this eyeball competition?
henryanna36: Nothing last forever.Before they were worshipping how.Pictured above are Gambian soldiers at Yundum Barracks removing Jammeh's images/posters.
This is a lesson to our politicians.Endeavour to leave a legacy behind.If not,your supporters will humiliate you later.
[quote author=EdifiedCEO post=53088827]A Kenyan head teacher identified as Willy Kiprop, has been disgraced openly for allegedly defiling three school girls under his care in Kapsaos, Uasin Gishu area of Kenya.
Kiprop was said to have enticed the girls aged 12, 14 and 16 respectively with some gifts.
In a video shared by K24TV, Kiprob was tied on both hands and legs and made to lie on the floor while the parents of the abused girls took turns to flog him mercilessly.
Asked why he abused the girls sexually, Kiprop claimed he had an ‘affair’ with the eldest, ‘but molested the two others.’
He claimed he was possessed by Satan, saying: “Adrenalin rush!
“Also, the devil paid me a visit at the time,” he added.
After the caning session, Kiprop was handed over to the police who untied him and handcuffed him instead.
The report added that the police will investigate and charge him to court.
Harbdulrasaq: Officials of the Standard Organisation of Nigeria during the clampdown on substandard and counterfeit phone sellers in major markets in Abuja… on Tuesday.
[quote author=mmb post=53076018]The Nigeria Customs Service has terminated the appointment of about 48 senior officers in the service in its ongoing reorganization.
A circular dated January 19, 2017 and signed by Ag. Comptroller in charge of Discipline, Ganiyu I.A said about 45 officers were dismissed, 11 retired while the appointment of three were terminated.
The 45 dismissed officers and the three that were terminated were asked to go for professional misconduct.
It said that the service was currently undergoing reorganisation to reposition it. Those affected are three Deputy Comptroller of Customs (DC), four Assistant Comptrollers of Customs (AC), eight Chief Superintendents of Customs (CSC), three Superintendents of Customs (SPC) one Deputy Superintendent of Customs (DSC) and one Assistant Superintendent of Customs (ASC).
Those dismissed include Deputy Controller Idris A.Z, AC Mandi A.Z, Ohamobi C., CSC Sale A.S, CSC Nura Mu’Azu Usman, CSC Bello A., CSC Absullahi R., CSC Dan-Ali M., SC Imam S.U, SC Andullahi M.S, DSC Olajumoke O., CIC Sani B., CIC Saleh A., CIC Isah A. CIC Balarabe S., 1 ACIC Maigari S., ACIC Shuibu I.J, ACIC Anigwe M.E, ACIC Dugari Z.I , DCIC Madaki J.M, PIC Hamisu S.G, PIC Garba H., PIC Alfa Y. D, PIC Hamidu H., PIC Haruna K., SIC Jimoh A.S, IC Bamiloye T. A, IC Yusuf D.N, IC Sanusi S.M, IC Mohammed A.U and CCA Yakubu M.S
Those retired are: DC Mustapha M. T, AC Mbanefo P., AC Daze P. D, CSC Ekong N. A, CSC Archew A.A, CSC Squote/man A.A, SC Daniru A., ACIC Owunaka T., ACIC Azodoh A.C, PIC Orukalama T. and CCA Abubakar A.
Those whose appointments were terminated are: ASCII Olorunhundo G and CA 1 Lurwanu S. FCT.
Ekiti360: The Nigerian Communications Commission, NCC, has said that the number of internet users in Nigeria’s telecommunications networks drifted to 91,910,341 in December 2016.
The telecommunications industry umpire made the disclosure in its Monthly Internet Subscribers Data for November, obtained yesterday in Lagos.
The data indicated that internet users on both Global System for Mobile communications, GSM and Code Division Multiple Access, CDMA, networks dropped by 536,346 in December as against 92,446,687 users recorded in December.
It showed that out of the 91,910,341 internet users in December, 91,880,032 were on GSM networks, while 30,309 users were on CDMA networks.
Also, GSM service providers lost 536,346 internet customers after recording 91,880,032 users in December as against 92,416,378 in November.
The data said MTN had 31,753,369 subscribers browsing the internet on its network in the month under review.
It said MTN recorded a drop of 264,410 internet subscribers in December after recording 32,017,779 in November.
It also said Globacom has 27,010,178 customers surfing the net in December, revealing a decline of 112,714 users, from the 27,122,892 that surfed the internet on the network in November.
Airtel had 19,363,545 internet users in December, adding 219,845 customers to its November record of 19,143,700.
rottennaija: Am I the one complaining? Anywhere I look in naira land, there is one MMM thread or another. Nairaland actually crying more than the berieved.
Yes, my downlines are getting help. Others are providing, new ones are registering. So, who is complaining?
Controversial OAP Freeze has reacted to Apostle Suleiman's video where he said he has instructed his security men to kill any Fulani herdsman they see around him or his church premises.
Suleiman had made that statement after someone warned him an attack was being planned against him.
However, Freeze says he expects Apostle Suleiman to apologise for the hateful and insinuating statement. Read his argument below and let's know if you agree with Freeze.
Happy Sunday dearies. Hope y'all are back from church or ready to go? Which one?
Freeze wrote on his page:
If we cut their heads, what makes us different from the Boko Haram and ISIS terrorists we are complaining about? We should be 'Christ like' as Christians. ----- I respect Apostle Suleiman a lot for his giving spirit, and expect him to apologise for this hateful and insinuating statement. It's human to err and what's happening in Southern Kaduna is sad and infuriating! ----- IN ALL FAIRNESS, CHRISTIANS HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY! ----- However, instead of fueling the hate, let's neutralise it with love. Remember, when fighting a fire, the fire service usually uses water. FRZ ----- Matthew Chapter 26 verse 50: Jesus replied, “Do what you came for, friend.” Then the men stepped forward, seized Jesus and arrested him. 51: With that, one of Jesus’ companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear. 52: “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him, “for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.
Built2last: Why will a University in a secular state ban freedom of Religion in school and publish their bias for all to see.
I make bold to ask, Is Nigeria an Islamic State?
Before you answer? Note. Every Federal government agency in Abuja has an original in-built mosque from inception. Name them-CBN, SEC, FIRS, University of Abuja, PTDF, FCDA, Federal Secretariat etc.
Aso Rock villa was modelled After Moroccan kings palace. With 3 standard mosques.
OBJ built a chapel in 2004 and All hell was almost let loose.
Now a FEDERAL university built with Tax payers money issues a memo making it obvious
I rather die than to be a Muslim, after they will claim they are religion of peace!
t9t9: Chaos on some streets in Washington DC. Anti-Trump protesters have taken to the streets smashing things. Some vehicles have been vandalised including this Lincoln Limo. A Bank of America branch has also been affected.
Policemen are currently repelling the vandals from crossing into the inauguration area.. and there are claims that those at the inauguration are not even aware of the clash.
Vivalavida99: The man with the world's longest PENIS: 54-year-old man rejects the chance to have his 18-inch member reduced (but he won't be able to have sex unless he does so)
The man with the world's longest penis has rejected the possibility of having a reduction - even if it means he won't ever have sex.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a colossal 18.9 inches when flaccid - touching his knee.
He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his member to prove its authenticity.
His half-metre penis smashed the unofficial record believed to belong to US actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.
'I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record,' he told Barcroft TV.
'I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.'
But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction.
Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said: 'We have advised him "Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children".
whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.
'It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.'
Doctors recently did a thorough examination of Mr Cabrera's penis, confirming suspicions that the bulk of his nearly 20-inch penis is foreskin.
His penile glands stretch only seven inches, meaning the rest of his member is completely foreskin and blood vessels.
The sheer size of Mr Cabrera's penis causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.
While he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.
He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his penis on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.
And an active sex life is off limits for him as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse.
Mr Cabrera added: 'Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.'
While living in the US, he attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis.
While the other one had to stop because it was too painful.
Mr Cabrera says his penis is a 'disability' and stops him working - forcing him to rely on food banks to survive.
uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees,' he said.
'I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.'
Vivalavida99: The man with the world's longest PENIS: 54-year-old man rejects the chance to have his 18-inch member reduced (but he won't be able to have sex unless he does so)
The man with the world's longest penis has rejected the possibility of having a reduction - even if it means he won't ever have sex.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo, Mexico, has a penis measuring a colossal 18.9 inches when flaccid - touching his knee.
He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his member to prove its authenticity.
His half-metre penis smashed the unofficial record believed to belong to US actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.
'I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don't recognise this record,' he told Barcroft TV.
'I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.'
But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction.
Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said: 'We have advised him "Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn't hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children".
whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.
'It's something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.'
Doctors recently did a thorough examination of Mr Cabrera's penis, confirming suspicions that the bulk of his nearly 20-inch penis is foreskin.
His penile glands stretch only seven inches, meaning the rest of his member is completely foreskin and blood vessels.
The sheer size of Mr Cabrera's penis causes him a number of health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.
While he keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing.
He is also unable to sleep chest down and has to put his penis on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.
And an active sex life is off limits for him as his penis has too much girth to have intercourse.
Mr Cabrera added: 'Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.'
While living in the US, he attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis.
While the other one had to stop because it was too painful.
Mr Cabrera says his penis is a 'disability' and stops him working - forcing him to rely on food banks to survive.
uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees,' he said.
'I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.'
starlife30: So i was looking for a phone that has beauty and style but won't put a hole in my pocket in this recession period we find ourselves. After researching online, went to 3C Hub in Computer village yesterday and i bought the latest itel phone...S31 for 35,000 naira.
Found the S31 design stylish enough. Actually looks like an iphone 6 plus..lol.
Got a selfie stick pack from itel as well for buying the S31.
My review follow
nice one! I use itel too, mine is 1556, I got it at 29k
T2Justman: I was struggling very hard to look at Musa sympathetically when he finished telling me this story last Friday. As the words ‘ndo, pele, sannu and sorry’ kept tumbling out of my mouth, deep down my heart I concluded that he was not just a fool but also an idiot.
As a bachelor who’s currently experiencing the gnawing bite of the economy of this country (no thanks to MMM and Christmas celebration that drained the money I had in my account), I punch the calculator these days before I decide to buy a bag of sachet water, and when I eventually make up my mind to buy, I don’t drink water as much as I used to so that the bag of water would last longer. Of course, that’s an exaggeration but I feel that there’s no better way to explain my financial predicament than to use the sachet water scenario_____ water is life. Be that as it may, I know that my situation would change for good once January salary shows or the moment MMM merges me for payment. Honestly, I’ve NEVER been this broke in my life.
Before I go into the story that Musa, my colleague (whom I’m ashamed to call my friend after listening to him tell me his story at lunch break two days ago), let me paint a little picture of the current situation of yours truly. I got a job at one of the ministries in Nigeria in August last year (2016). As it’s the norm with government parastatals, I was paid 3 months in arrears. Prior to that time, I had been participating in MMM with meagre sums. When on 1st December my 3 months salaries landed gidigba in my account, I needed no body to advise me to invest big in the scheme. I gave help on December 7th. The rest of the story is history. Although I’m a man of strong will, I went hysterical when I heard the news that MMM has been put on hold till January. I was not just frustrated; I was devastated and deep down my heart I felt that my hard earned money had gone down the drain. I thought the witches in my village had finally gotten to me.
Fast forward to January 13th, I danced and leaped with joy when I heard that MMM is back. For the first time since December, I was so happy that I felt I could jump up and my head would touch the roof of my room. Oluwa noni! I exploded into a maniacal laughter two days ago not because I was sure that MMM would pay me this month, I laughed heartily after listening to Musa’s story. Musa, who got a job at the Ministry almost the same time that I did, told me about his ordeal in Lagos when we were having a bottle of coke and meat pie at a nearby cafeteria; I stopped patronizing Mama Iyabo’s Restaurant since she started selling a plate of food for N450, once again, no thanks to MMM.
It was last weekend in Ikeja, Nigeria. Musa had just travelled to Lagos from Abuja to accompany his mum to Murtala Mohammed Airport to board a flight to the US____ her daughter, Musa’s elder sister had given birth to a baby boy in the States a fortnight ago. My colleague had just said goodbye and safe trip to his mum who thereafter found her way to the Departure Lounge when he decided to pick a cab to Festac town. As he told me, he had given Cynthia, a crush in his University days the address of the hotel where he was lodged in Festac, For Musa, it was the proverbial saying of killing two birds with a stone. My friend, who lives the most frugal lifestyle I’ve ever seen in the world, took a bus to Lagos and pocketed the remaining part of the money which his sister had sent to him for a flight from Abuja to Lagos. Did I just say he pocketed the money? Don’t mind my choice of words. Although Musa can be very frugal when it comes to spending on himself. On the contrary, when it comes to showing-off to a girl he’s interested in he becomes a slowpoke who would not only borrow his uncle’s car to impress the girl in question, he could also spend to the very last kobo in his pocket. I remember the day my pretty younger sister came to see me at my place of work, This olodo colleague of mine, for the first time paid for my meal during lunch, and pestered me all through that day for my sister’s number. Well, that’s a story for another day.
Before Musa’s mother arrived the land where Donald Trump would be sworn in as the 45th President come the 20th day of this month, her son paid fifteen thousand naira into Cynthia’s account before she agreed to come and see him in the hotel room where he spent the night before with his mother. Musa’s mother had flown into Lagos from Jos, her city of residence, and because her flight to the US was an evening flight, she was lodged in a hotel in Festac town. Her daughter’s husband, through the help of a friend booked for two nights in the exquisite hotel. The woman only got to spend a night at the hotel as she and her son left for Murtala Mohammed Airport the following day. Unbeknown to her, her supposedly responsible son had paid some lady 15k to pay him a visit on the night of the day she left for the US.
Musa told me that this lady friend of his that stays in Ikeja was a big girl. When I asked what she does, he stuttered as he says that she works for an advertising agency and was also into modelling. When I gave him that look that suggests that I needed more clarification, He said, ‘Well she didn’t really ask for the money. It was just me that offered to give it to her after I told her that I was coming to Lagos on a business trip and would love to see her.’
He said the money was meant to have her do her hair, fix her nails and other exigencies, And, because I ask too many questions, I asked him why a girl who was not just his schoolmate but also a big girl would need such an impression before accepting to come and see him. He simply said that he had always presented himself as I big boy to her, especially since he got a federal job. In his exact words, ‘You must be a big boy (or act like one) to get the big girls.’ I know Musa too well to know that he didn’t tell me the whole story.
I felt very sad when, in this hardship yours truly is facing, Musa opened his mouth to tell me that he gave a woman N15,000 even before he got to see her face. I’m not trying to sound holier-than-thou but I know a lot of things that amount of money would do for me at this critical era. No thanks to MMM and the yuletide season that engulfed my savings. When you look at it closely, my colleague, Musa is so much unlike me; I’m the first of seven children, he’s the last of five. My dad is late and my mum has a small business I recently upgraded for her but Musa’s father retired as a Permanent secretary and his elder sister married a rich man who’s based in the US. I made a 2:1 and saw hell before I got an appointment letter from the Ministry of…; my friend made a 2:2 and I’m sure his appointment letter was delivered to him at home. So, for real, Musa was a big boy. But trust me, it doesn’t just take money to be a big boy.
Having painted a little picture of myself, I’m sure you can now relate to what 15k would’ve meant for me. Before you think you completely understand my anger, wait until you finish reading Musa’s story.
When I asked Musa how close he was to Cynthia before he travelled to Lagos, he said that they were both in the same faculty at the University of Maiduguri. In his voice, ‘that girl pine well well!’
When Musa said the final bye bye to his mother, he was on his way to pick a cab back to Festac when he decided to eat at a buka somewhere around the airport. He probably did not want to spend too much money paying for room service when he gets back to his hotel or, he was too hungry at that moment that he couldn’t wait until he got back to the hotel. Although I didn’t ask him which it was, but the Musa I know would prefer to eat a cheap meal at a buka over an expensive one in a hotel even if the food was prepared by the same chef.
Musa told me that he had finished eating and when it was time to pay, he dipped his right hand in his pocket only to find out that the five thousand naira he came out with was no longer there. Thinking it was a joke, he fumbled through the pocket of his trousers and all he could come up with was the two hundred naira change he collected from the cab man that dropped him and his mother at the airport. According to him, his mother who paid the taxi man had stretched her hand to collect the change but her son, snatching it from her said, ‘You’re going to the US so stop bothering about naira notes because it’s not a legal tender there.’
When Musa see say water don pass garri, he paid for his food with the N200 note he found in his breast pocket, thankfully, he had eaten ‘Without’.
Thinking of how to get back to his hotel in Festac on that Saturday evening, Musa started sweating profusely. He thought about calling Cynthia who had told him that she lives in Ikeja. Her house could be close to the airport, he thought. ‘If only I had come out with my ATM card,’
To cut the long story short, Musa called Cynthia to hear her voice and also find out the time that she would be coming to his hotel room but she did not pick. He concluded that she was busy as he checked the time in his wristwatch; it was 6:35pm. On the spur of the moment, he decide to pick a cab straight to his Festac.
Musa told me that what pained him the most was not that a taxi man who drove him from Ikeja to Festac and still followed him to his hotel room to collect a fare of N6000 that he had charged for the journey but that his anger was that when he arrived his hotel room and called Cynthia all through that night she refused to pick. He said he was so angry he couldn’t sleep, and that if he was not a Muslim he would’ve gone the bar to drink himself to stupor.
After patiently listening to Musa’s story, my anger was not that he gave a girl 15k; my annoyance was the way he chose to do it. This is the same Musa that keeps boasting about how he has conquered more women than yours truly. That boy can boast for Africa but when you meet him in action it won’t take long to see that he’s just nothing but a compound idiot.
Although the ‘idiot’ told me that his anger was defused when the Cynthia in question woke him up from sleep with a phone call the following morning and apologized that she couldn’t make it to his place_____ I mean, his hotel room that was to expire by 12pm that day. When asked why she didn’t pick her calls, she said she forgot her phone in a friends place. After their conversation that morning, Musa said the girl promised to come and visit him one of these days in Abuja since he couldn’t stay in Lagos for an extra day. ‘What a blatant lie!’ I exclaimed
Well, whether the girl would keep her promise or not, my happiness right now is that MMM has kept their promise to us by re-opening. But, whether they would pay me soon or not, I leave that in the hands of God.
Pls, if u’ve been paid let me know in ur comment section.
Politics › Re: Sahara Reporters Employee Stripped & Arrested By Police After His GraduationPICS by ikemesit4477: 8:26pm On Jan 24, 2017
. For me I like 2 though.
