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neoapocalypse:
Better to sign a Peace accord

Yes ke

How could someone descend so low as to exchange fist cuff on one of his happiest days.


The groom must be someone with questionable character.

He just has to give himself as a peace offering.

Smartestelvis:
wot if dey tell u dey dont nid ur service just deir mney?

Just deposit the girl and tell them you are coming back with the cash.

Just go straight to the kitchen and start washing the dishes

Go back to ur doc and explain to him that you took the drugs without water so that he could recommend so drugs for your discomfort reactions.

Janetozi:
Hahahahaha! I will demand for the offering basket as if i want to give more offering and use that opportunity to collect back my money.

You want the wreath of God on you

Hahaha....very hilarious.
But look on the bright side,atleast you offered the money to the church.

What if the guy did not return the money,you wouldn't know it fell off your pocket.

There are some conversations that are not meant for public consumption.


Such discussion should have been done in private.

Guy u no try at all I wnt rate you but all my numerical buttons just stop to function except 0.

We must give thnks nd praise to the lord for every single day of our life.

Hazardd:
who ask you.

You go carry long newspaper post here

Lol

Abeg,abeg just hold your cross.I no see as em take concern you.you wnt make them turn everything for your head.very soon fowl yansh go open.

U neve c anything.....u go soon use ur head waka.

Some fry bone and roasted mess should do the trick and 5 satchet of pure water to push it down.

The girl's family have maganise the guy into sponsoring the girl through school and dumped his sorry a*ss.

Did she give you any reason for ending the relationship.

You refused to have s*ex with her.

MY EYE SEE PEPPER.

Can't imagine what your family are going through.it so painful and frustrating having a sickler cus a lot of time and money would be spend taking care of that person.

He should be taking his drugs regularly especially folic acid on a daily bases.Eat a lot of vegetables and fruits.and also refrain from any stressful activities.

Also pray to God.

HBD...where is the owambe taking place

Sorry...hop she didn't beat you too much.

Its good that you went to the police to report.

How does it feel to be banned. I just dey ask cuz persin like me wey no fit do without NL go just faint instantly.


Mod na joke I just dey joke.

She planked his head when he hasn't married her. And he still insist on marrying her.

Hop you as a friend have already arranged with an undertaker.cuz the next time she will use hammer to open that his blocked head.

Dude,just stop it.its very wrong.


Or is there something you derive from washing their pants.

Nothing pass highness.2 parcel of igbo and few bottles of beer.


2014 Bye! Bye oo!!

tomiobj:
Ikeno. Na me take d pishuree

Referring to d Op

tomiobj:
People of nowadays sef. Insstead of you to rush for help u fost of all decided to take piccs

What if the car was on fire,you stand dey take picture as if you be photographer.instead to help the victim and you are among the first on the scene.SMH

netizenbuzz:
I was going to laugh at your post until I saw "Reverend Sisters". What is your problem with women on NL? Your lack of respect for the gender makes me wonder whether you were born by a fowl and not a woman. So the only reason a woman can be single at 40 is because she wants to marry a rich man? You guys act like as if you know anything about the female gender whereas you are totally clueless. It's people like you that make women desperate to marry early thereby marrying the wrong person. Get a life pls.

See paranoyance.