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Unu na aplani ihu without me, okpa ya?

Kam gba unu, amam ugba junction, mara Aba park, amam Osisioma (na wugi nke nwanyi), amam ebe ana abaye bus Ekene Dili Chukwu, even Aero contractors (ma owuru kanyi fe na elu), and enyi'm woke, nne ya wu good witch (so I can still fly, without airplane). Onwegi ebe mu nagheghi eche unu.

They want to meet without me, amakwam Nkpo junction, in short amam all junctions.

Kanyi ree ihe Pres first then ad have ur time Romeo na Agaba.

Ify, Ify, Ify ona aza kwanu? Ina eri ihe? Onye ma nke onye ona eri.

It does not matter ugboro ole ikporom, wat matters is, i'naaa akpom for wat? 

Why iji akpom in the first place for it to go in loops? Eehhhnnnn 

Ana akpo madi na abali? 

Ugboro ole kam kporo gi owu nkpa? 

In short ka muwa kpoooo kpa gi, Ifyalways Ifyalways, Ifyalways onaaaa aza kwanu? Nba 

**osisi:
all these crime are linked together.
These idiots probably kill people for rituals and to make themselves uncatchable
see am now?
Maybe others will learn

Watch ur mouth. Am coming to a conclusion that ur really naive. Shaking ur butt and mouth round nairaland.

At least I love watching ur butt.

When Luciano was asked wats the difference between the govt. and the mafia.

He said "one has got the license to rob the people and the other doesn't"

If governance is fair why do billions dont have and just a few thousands have too much. And its the same everywhere in the world.

Osisi watch ur mouth.

Look Osisi in my youth service days I went to the village to see how people really live, as I have never spent time there before.

One day I met this guy called John, I took interest in John as he was chasing a rat, I asked John why, he said thats his meal for the day, I went "look u cant be serious u got garri in the house and if u havent I could buy u some from the village market", he went "but u need meat sometimes". "Truly" I said "meat is expensive". I said "are u sure if u catch this rat ur gonna eat it". He said "u watch". Ofcourse John caught the rat, took it home, roasted it and well the rest is history.

So imagine a guy like John by luck or accident makes it to the city, his got no education no skill, not even a honest person watching his back to tell him wats right and wrong.

He falls into wrong hands, they tell him how to make quick money n stop eating rats, unfortunately John cant even read the law to know the implication. He is as much history as the rat he roasted.

Let me say b4 u find an escape route, its even worse when u educate a mind and u don't put it to use u've just created a monster.

That is why the likes of Mandela are honored, not because he spent 27 years in jail, av seen criminals who spent 54 years in jail, but to keep that mind in check and control under oppression all by urself, there are very few who can. Those are the truly blessed. Definitely not every one is to that extent.

U've talked about early marriage in the north. All someone could do is make a law banning early marriage. Nonsense.

Make all the law u can, if u dont educate that person to tell right from wrong ur only wasting time.

Even in that America u live in that is starting to cloud ur judgment (Now am attacking u as my dear ).

Bill Cosby said on meet the press 5 days ago, it costs the American govt. $8000 to educate a person, and $41000 to keep him in prison, which is more economical.

Osisi abeg let me hear. So when are u coming?

**osisi:
Ndewu nu oooooooooooo
ndi be anyi,o na ga kwa?
Ikomi lie nsi

BabyO  , U know I rarely smile  , Keeeeee kwanu? 

Agaba my doctor si mu egene nor watch those kind of music n dance, ma'a me wee heart failure. Nonsence 

*Osisi*  Ihukwana na Agaba choro ikwasum iwe on our first reunion,  , keeeeeeee kwanu? 

Osogbuolenu muooooooooooo. , Osisi nwanyi oma.

mandiiee:
yayy!!! so proud to be IGBO!!! , repping EBONYI STATE!! IKWO L.G.A
, XXooXX,

Nwa nka amaka, bia nne aha gi owu Amanda Mandy Amaka = AMA. Onwere onye nna aza aha ahu nma na American Medical Association AMA. Owu ebe ina arun?

Onye ma'ma ona asupa igbo. Pres checkie ma ona asupa Igbo.

wat do u mean? Iwu Pres, I can still dance.

buttermint gi ahu ona aru kpa oru.

Pres please confirmuo ma ihe gi odi okay, so we can go ahead with preparations biko. I know Ify is trying to save u.

Sorry mama ejima , mee kanyi hu.

ifyalways:
the thing is just dangling in btw his legs,it does not kick start on provocation anymore unless theres some pushing and imanu na moto o bula needuru pushing b4 o startia a wurula france au-revoir.
Pres wu France au-revoir

Ihe ichoro ime kanyi mara now is dat ihe Pres does not sneeze anymore. Anyi ga owu ya ni ya ose(pepper). Oga akwa ukwara by force. We must get some money. Why.

Baby mee kanyi ihu, nma nwa ahu nyerem, icecold or wat, , Owu onye Owerri.

Otutu oma nwanyi oma.

Isi na obu Zimbabwean dollar, stopuo kwa rough play, anyi ji market(invariably Pres) here, its no joke.

Isi Edy, owu onye Owerri? Onwere nwa owerri nma nwu edy, kam mara ma ogawana nke dibia. Dont joke with umuaka ndia.

toshmann:
Presido

mmiri ga ama gi very soon. . .

the current price na stock market wu ebe $2,000.00 .

so kpoo agaba ka anyi kpebie ma aga aga n'iru ichapu ya, ma anyi aga a-forgive-u ya

$2000 dollars, thats no good money, I was thinking ma ihe Pres oga awu up to $5000. Well owuru otu ahu hapu ihe Pres, but if u can get an offer for $4000, then dont think twice Tosh, chara the damn thing biko. Just make sure my share di down.

$1500 for me
$1500 for Agaba
$2000 for Tosh as onye wotere npishi(scissors)

Anaghim a take kwa nonsence.

Damn Damn Damn.

Ooohhhh Damn.

That’s a very good question, I have always wondered myself when I look at Igbo culture and setting. But that is when I really realized where polygamy came from. And still with men having over 5 wives they still sleep around with other men wives.

So it came that polygamy was well accepted rather than 1 man 1 wife attitude, which did not actually come about as a free will of the west either, but of the economic situation.

You look at it, to have 2 steady girlfriends in the west if u do not earn a lot as a young man, be sure u would soon end up begging anyway.

So Bill Clinton has always been right, "its the economy stupid", women in Africa especially the Igbo woman whom I have taking time to study, took to prostitution just to meet the demands of time, a time of materialism brought about by the west, when community strength was not strong anymore, and polygamy could not provide enough food for the large family anymore thereby failing to keep them together, the girl child had to turn a hustler, and to be sincere the Biafran war didn’t help matters, women who were so timid to exhibit what they do didn’t care to show it to people anymore, at least in terms of getting enough supplies from the Nigerian soldiers, they were better off.

So a new trade in the case of Igbo culture was brought to light.

But don’t get me wrong it has always been there, but at least the woman had to be in the house of a man whom is her legal husband, lets say a 25 year old girl married to an 80 year old man as the 7th wife.

She had to get her nicki somehow, not to talk of yam and all good farm produce, judging from the fact that she does not have children of hers yet and might never have, who would give it to her kwanu?

But why does she need the children I ask, how would she feed them, she doesn’t even have her own farmland to work on, when the 6th wife is still struggling to get one.

So she simple offers herself to Okoro and his friends whom she goes to the stream to fetch water with or firewood, in other to get a reward of farm produce. But mind u she is still under the 80 year old mans roof but in her own hut, which is also a makeshift brothel. 

Av said too much already.  Guess I should write a book. Why not kwanu? 

*osisi*:
Ikomi sharapp!
isi o di kwa gi nma?
they carry you go  do  end of year sacrifice  for okija ?
this one wey you just dey talk like craze man

And to be honest Osisi av never seen u this angry, were u giving over to a mallam? 

Did u run away? 

Mekwa kam mara, with ur level of education now am sure u know u can sue.

Did they send u to madrassa? 

Let me know these things av got a good lawyer. Thats if ur sure u did not enjoy any bit of it. 

*osisi*:
see how well you turned out na
do you wish that on others?

Look at u, wat do u mean, wishing wat on others, my case is a bit different, it might work for some it might not for others.

At least I came out a prodigy in that area. Now if I lay my hands on u, u'd be so glad I did, I mean its 7up. The difference is clear.  

@Michelin89

Why on this thread would u ask me to be quiet, while am trying to express myself, and tell my story. ehnnn Michelin

Look let me tell u, I know ur type, . Am sure u've probably married 3 11 year old boys, as u no dey tire now, .

All round the clock service, u dont want me to expose the things u do, thats why u want to shut me up.

Look u are not fit to be a moderator cause ur commiting Pedophilia of the highest other. , and that disqualifies u from being a moderator.

Look Michelin89 dont cross my part, if u havent already crossed it. Lekwanu anya oooohhhhhh.

Na Nairaland aaahhhhhh?

You guys are very naive, including poster *osisi*.

You always see things from an angle. Ad give u a short story about me so u would understand what am getting at. By the age of 12 I was given away to a lady who is 20 years older than I am, ofcourse she married me, dont think I went to do boy boy.

When I complained everyone said I should be happy, that at my age I already have a lovely lady to wake up with.

So why is everyone so angry at the mallam custom, abeg let them marry there under 18 jare.

Yeah.
I'm planing igu my first child Pikin. Why not? 

presido1:
Agaba ekwe nka olia?
Igaghi ede hapu ide make umunwanyi

Odikwa highly egwu.

The boy na umu nwanyi.

Presido u don here this sound http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uyqKrQNqFO4&feature=related

Good work

Pres run away Tosh is around, ahurum ya na corridor nairaland. Romeo is in the backyard. Ha adina set a think ( ma owuru onye calabar)

Ohh I forgot to say that.

May this afo ohuru wotere onye obula ihe oma.

May this afo ohuru keep ihe Presido intact and if Tosh and his gang succeeds may Presido get a transplant.

May this afo ohuru bring GC closer. Issssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  

toshmann:
@romeo,

azutala m mma anyi ga eji achapu ihe presido.
akpotakwala m doctor ga elegide ya anya maka mgbe anyi ga achapu the thing

agaba agawala ichota onye ga enye aka tinye the thing na e-bay. mana ebe ahu ka problem no because anyi choro i-negotiate reasonable price ne e-bay. anyi enwetabe the right price. agab is pleading for time, since economy di down, ka ihe settle-uo small,then market pick-ie up, with FTSE flowing fine, anyi enweta guarantee na the price ga adi mma, anyi achara the thing

nke presido agwula. maka mu na agab ji licence ichapu ya wu ihe.

_{agab si na odikwa interested in ichapu akpa-school presido along with mkpuru abuo no n'ime ya while anyi na achapu the main thing. agaba nwere plans for the akpa school.}

Idea nka amaka. Presssss annnaaaaaaa

romeo:
Nne enwerem intanet, oge mgbede ga adi m mma ma o buru na iga enwe efe!!

Efe ga adi, why efe aga'adi kwanu, efe gaadi.

UmuIgbo happy new year, This thread has come a long way kwanu, think its getting to 3 years now, oge na'ga kwa oohhh.

This is the reason nji na agwa Pres gaaa luo nwanyi, oga ano here na eme boyoyo oge agaaaaaaa. Pres Pres Pres ugworo ole kam kworo gi.

Romeo forgive and forget (that might be hard though), but I still suggest someone who can, should help the guy, at most get him a visa to Yakutsk.

There are lots of women and its fun to live there. Am sure the guy would enjoy it, and there is always job to do. 

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/europe/yakutsk-journey-to-the-coldest-city-on-earth-771503.html

romeo:
Ifere megbue gi

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.

In short Romeo, for going against that creed::::::::::::::::::::>>>>>>>

Ifere megbue gi

           

ChinenyeN:
Ike kwee. Kee maka gi? Ahu o di gi ike?

Ike gaa ekwe, why oghagi ekwe kwanu, oga ekwe.

busybein:
mba fa ji ye e'lo akpu

O good, ana eji condom elo akpu? I never knew. This are little things nmadu nna amuta from this thread, who says na thread a adighi informative. Ima busybein since nna ahu the thing nna eche na owu ihe ndi mama nna eji etinyen coins, oma efuo. Thanks for the info.

*osisi*:
amaghi m onye m ga e believe now between Ikomi and presido
Ikomi biko bia kwugharia that thing ozo ka somebody goo ofo.
kedu ebe Okija juju gara
o lo ta be ghi Christmas?
I di kwa ready ?

Where have u been, ima nam misiri gi, where have u been osisi? Osisi kee ebe igara, osisi u mean u could leave me for that long ahu emeeegi somehow, eehhhnn osisi?

Well for the sake of activities, I forgive u, kubata soon okay? 

I must let u know Igwe-USA anaghim alike iwe nwanne ndi anonymous. 

Iwu kwanu onye?

romeo:
I bu Nnenne?

Ke ihe ina acho Val na msn 4? Valentine odi na msn, ka onwere Val ozo? Biko kowa. 

Asim ma valentine owu mmemme owa February, ke ihe ina acho ya na msn 4? 

Gima wokem ahhh, ina alike kari iwere 1+1 meta 20, ihuna gi idi bad. 

Even ichota godi Valentine na msn, Valentine oji gi ugwo?

romeo:
My Rove!!! A ga m ewetara gi nzu ma wetakwara gi ogiri, ugba, azu mangara and ekpenyi
Obi di m mma na idiro ime . Odola m anya na m ga abu Nna umu aka gi n'oge na adighi anya Open declearation of affection

Hapu Presido no ozuro ihe eji dimkpa eme!! O di very polygamous Nnenne biko a na m acho Val na msn but afughi m ya Udo odikwa?

Udo di oooohhhhhhhh, udo di, to be honest udo di.

Inshort onye aka ruru gbuo kwanu Pres kam zuo ike na threadia. Amu anaghi ezu wokem ahh ike. Why?